>>5818949

Get a job, nigger.

jobblock99

No friends, no girlfriend, live alone, 23, virgin, low paying job.

you don't have ambition.

or vitamin B.

lol, it happens. I've been here on 4chan since 2005 and have spent at least 8 hours a day here ever since then. I dropped out of college 2 years ago just to spend more time here and am too emotionally stunted to go outside anymore, just leeching off my parents. It's a shameful existence.

My room is basically like OP pic only worse. And I haven't changed my bedsheets in nearly a month

I don't like cars, they're unsafe and unnecessary.

It's your fear of rejection that prevents you.

I'm a 20 year old engineering student from Ausland.

I have a good paying part time job and am also paid to play basketball, as well as the occasional gig with the band. I own my own house in which I live with my girlfriend of 3 years. I go to the gym 5 times per week and jog every other day.

I own a car in which I owe no money on. my house is worth 420k with 350 left on the mortgage.

To op - How does it feel being an absolute failure to someone who has lived 7 FUCKING YEARS less than you.

I live at home with my parents, haven't gone outside in months.

I have no friends, no life, and no ambition. I don't mind as long as mum keeps paying for my WoW subscription.

>>5818998
Indifferent. This is 4chan, so you can just make shit up any time. And if you're telling the truth, who cares?

>>5818998

>I'm a fat, reclusive Ausfag who is obsessed with a girl going out with the captain of the basketball team and I live in my moms closet. But this is 4chan so I'll concoct some bullshit story about me being awesome and no one will ever guess otherwise

>>5819011
You're wasting your life bro. Imagine what you could have accomplished if you were actually doing shit for those 7 years. It doesn't matter if I'm lying or not, which I'm not. I told you about me to show you how much you've wasted.

who spends all day on this shithole? its just the same copypasta every 6 hours over and over again. what could be possibly so interesting that you spend your fucking day on here?

also although the lolWoW neckbeard insult is used alot, research (tenuous as it might be) that people who are truly down and social recluse don't tend to game often at all.

>>5819018
If that makes you feel better. Believe what you like

>>5819021

This. I tried MMOs but found it too hard befriending people to join clans etc. I even suck at making friends online :(

I like living this way, actually. What I don't like though is how I'm leeching off my parents. One day I'm going to get a job before they kick me out and save up enough money to move elsewhere and continue living like this without having to worry about burdening other people.

>>5819027
Yea I suck at that too, can't be social online, it makes me sick and kills me knowing everyone except me is stupid.

>>5819023

Then you are obviously a spoilt bastard because no one in my country under the age of 21 and still in education could afford a fucking 400k house without assistance from mommy and daddy

>>5819027

Damn, that really sucks :/ I feel for ya.

>>5819009
Hey that rhymed, sweeeeeet.

>>5819027
>>5819033

I once had a panic attack when a girl spoke to me on Secondlife. At least I think she was a girl

>>5819037
Maybe I'm just better at managing my money than you?

>>5819039

You should work on that. It has potential rap quality

"I got no friends, no life, no mothafuckin ambition but I don't care long as I gots me a WoW subscription" etc

Pretty sure I fit the stereotype.

I don't work, I don't go to university, infact I even dropped out of school long before I was 16 so I certainly don't have any qualifications. I don't have any friends in my city, just a few from my hometown who I see a couple of times a year, no boyfriend, can't drive. I spend most of my time either asleep or on the internet. I suppose the only difference is - I live on my own. I have a small one bedroom flat that's paid for through disability benefits. Even when I was just living with my parents I felt constantly under pressure, just being around people. I had to leave home so I could be by myself. I rarely leave it to go outside, maybe just once a week to either get food or go to an appointment.

>>5819041

Its not a case of managing money. I've never met anyone, let alone a student, that could afford that. You are either spoilt or bullshitting.

Oh yeah, I forgot this is 4chan

>>5819041

I don't know. The fact you're defending your story so rabidly kinda smells of bullshit.

Also, there is no way you can afford a house on a part time job. Or even get a loan for one since nobody is going to give anything to someone under 30 at least.

22, haven't worked in 5 years (bought a PC and got addicted to internets), girlfriend broke up with me 2 weeks ago, still live at home with my mother.

>>5818949

Satuo-kun?

I am a lonely and lazy grad student.

I work, live alone, no friends

I'm 22.

single, haven't left the house in two years except for food/cigarettes, unemployed, afraid of the outside world, dependent on my parents, dropped out of high school.

have been involved with females before, i'm not a virgin. but nothing ever came of these things the way i planned and were quite a long time ago.

could be worse

>>5818998

If all this were true i see no reason why you'd be on /r9k/, maybe /sp/ or /b/ but why here?

Well I fit the stereotype in some ways.

I'm 21, I live at home with my mum and I'm a virgin. I have a few friends from hs, but I don't go out much, and when I do its normally to my friends place to do psychedelic drugs or get drunk.

I have a car and can drive, but no licence.

I play wow and many other pc games.

I'm socilally awkward/avoidant

Never had a job, ever.

I do have a BA (history) though, but done nothing with it. Really it was just someting to pass the time and indulge in my nerdy interests.

I have a small penis

My room is very messy, empty bottles and energy drink cans, scrap paper, rubbish everywhere.

I like lolicon quite alot.

I am sad.

I too want independence most of all. A little single room apartment where I can just be free without worrying about what my family and friends were thinking of me.


>>5818998

Spoilt little cunt. Us basement dwellers probably know more about ourselves than you will ever know about yourself, with your socializing and going to the gym and soulless degree...

I'm 27, virgin, living in a rehab home for psychologically abused homosexual men, my PENIS is 1" long, into furries, surf /b/ for furries, spent my life savings on a fur suit, and i wear air jordans

Been a NEET for almost a year since getting my BA, then landed a job doing almost nothing (teaching at a private school). Slight possibility of getting fired if they ever realized how much they're paying me for it...

It was nice though, the year I spent living with my mom being a leech. WoW day and night, sleeping at noon and waking up around 8-9pm. Ordering pizzas. OP made me nostalgic. :(

19, virgin.

Renting a room in some house, moved out at 18.

No job, supported by a website I made while I was with the parents. Getting more than enough monthly.

Everything else is pretty normal, don't go out much, pretty anti-social and don't have many friends.

>>5819088

Oh, and I'm 24 with a 6-inch penis. Haven't had sex since March though. Getting antsy. ><

I'm a 22 female creative writing student from Oz. I left home when I was 17. I currently live in a tiny flat semi attached to a house. I don't work because I'm a social retard and can't get past an interview and just the idea of applying for a job make's me super anxious. I survive on the money that the government pay's to its students. I'm just about for to get a $700 vet bill for my cat who is sick. Yay. >.>

>>5819091

What kind of website keeps you that comfortable?

>>5819091
tell me more about this website, you don't have to tell me what it's called or anything if you don't want but how are you getting money from it, is it like a merch type thing or what? was this easy to accomplish, it sounds like a pretty sweet gig

>>5819097
>>5819101
Yea it was simple, money off ads. Easy to make if you're curious enough, but you're not.

I'm a fat neckbeard, have never had a girlfriend, have a tiny penis, live at home and can't get a job.

>>5818998
fucking hell. OP does not need this


OP ask your relatives if they have any job leads for you. Thats the quickest way to get started and you'll know you won't have a shitty boss

>>5819096
Same story here, 'cept an NZfag. I'm horribly in debt since I had to look after my little brother and sister, when my dad kicked em out.

>>5819076
Because it's fun laughing at fails lol.

>>5819037
I get $35 an hour doing individual coaching sessions per child. Usually 5 children per session for 2 hours.

I get paid $950 for every basketball game. $75 for every training session. Basketball has around 23 per year and coaching is all year round.

Gigging brings in about $200 a month - not much

>>5819117
23 games *


FIXINGBLOX

The only anti-social thing about me is I practice home dentistry. I don't like sitting in that god damn waiting room.

I'm a big fuck up.

26 years old, disabled, overweight virgin, tafe drop out and I live with my parents.

I blame most things on me dropping out of tafe, after that everything just seemed so impossible or uninteresting. After I dropped my course I worked for a year at supermarket job but then one day at the end of a huge shift they just said "This is your last" and I just said "Oh, alright" and went home and since then I fill my days between surfing the web and fapping.... I used to play WoW but stopped as I thought it'd motivate me to get a job or study.... it didn't as I just got interested in other games. I know I sound lazy but I'm just unmotivated, there isn't a career or job I want, to be honest I don't even care if I have a girlfriend anymore though I used to.

>>5819115
My half-brother had it sweet. My stepmother (his mother) treated him like a fuckin' lord.

>>5819128

what's tafe?

>>5819108

Actually I am but curious what kind of website attracts enough people who want to pay you to advertise on your website enough that you'd be set without having to work.

>>5819141
A place where all dumb people in australia go for all the OTHER qualifications that are useless and expensive.

I'm 20 and not fat or deformed or something. I got my own place, but don't own a car because I consider it a waste of money since I live in the city and the next subway station is like 3 minutes away. I'm unemployed for almost 2 months now, but thats not too bad considering I'm in Europe where you can at least live of unemployment checks for a while. I do have a girlfriend and I'm not a virgin.

I think you stereotypes should learn to deal with your anxiety issues and maybe fix your hygiene and clothing. An own place also helps big time when it comes to girls.

>>5819128

Like community college basically except theres a bigger focus on trades, I was learning Horticulture (my Dad's choice for me not mine)

We should all get together and go on a shooting rampage or something. Or start a wow guild.

>>5818949

MY OWN CLONE.

Lets see also 27, cant drive, never had a serious girlfriend/boyfriend.

I graduated college though. Im socially awkward but can be social. I prefer being by myself.

I just fell stuck. And lately Ive been a dick to my grandma in hopes shell kic me out but I know she doesnt have it in her heart to do it.

I am unemployed, virgin, live at home etc etc. I have no qualifications so getting a decent job will be almost impossible, especially with unemployment so bad here in UK at the moment. I'm a little socially anxious and I've got an irrational fear of using the telephone so even basic admin jobs are a pain. But saying that, I can't stand the thought of doing some shitty 9-5 job anyway. I'd rather waste away at home than waste my life in an office or stacking shelves somewhere.

I have been playing guitar for 12 years and although I have no real theoritcal knowledge as I'm self taught, i could probably teach. Guitar lessons would be a good way to make income but my conversation/communication skills are poor so I'd proabably fuck up. I also write songs and I think I am pretty good. But how hard is it to become a pro-songwriter let alone make money from it? My dream was to be in a band but again, too shy and self conscious to perform.

It is so frustrating when you have a skill in something like music but don't have the confidence or social skills to pursue it. Lots of talentless people in music nowadays but just because they are confident and look the part they succeed. Oh well

>>5819040
Please tell me you're trolling nigger...

>>5818998

Your just a dickhead, Daddy millionaire probably bought you everything. Smug bastards like you are why I don't ever want to go to uni.

>>5818949
murder parents, inherit house

take back your life

>>5819181

Afraid not. She tried to get me to go to one of those sex club things on there. I freaked out and uninstalled it

How do I describe my life at the moment? Well for starters I can't decide which is sadder, that I'm browsing 4chan whilst backpacking through Southeast Asia, (Malaysia, Vietnam, Laos, Cambodia and Singapore) or that I'm hiding from a girl I met last night because I don't want to have unimaginative anal sex, again.

18, Currently a Senior at highschool. State wrestler, work out daily and my looks are above average. I really don't have a problem talking to people, I'm usually outgoing and well spoken. Even though everyone thinks my life is so perfect at times I am not happy. Everyone thinks I fuck every girl in school but I do not wish to have sex until I find the right girl.

The only parts of the stereotype I fit is that I have a beard and am too forgetful to shower everyday.

I have to write a note on my hand if I notice I need to clip my fingernails, or I won't think of it again for another week.

>>5819201
B...but those are not real sex club things. They can't hurt you!

>>5819180
you = me

where do you live?

While I'm still in university and I go there occasionally, I'm pretty sure I will never be able to get a job or, in fact, succeed in any part of life. People tend to react very negatively to me simply being near them, so you can imagine how hard it is for me to live life as it is now - without any real responsibilities. But then again, I have a reason to be in this shit - I am really inherently flawed. I've shaken off the notion of being completely unlikeable many times and went in guns blazing only to once again have it reinforced - it really is true that every single person I meet simply DOES NOT LIKE ME. I've tried. Have you tried, OP?

16. Auslandian
Don't have a massive social life, but my senior year approaches so i will make my best efforts to rule at life.
License in february. Parents might get me a car.
Virgin, never had a gf.
Disregarding females, working for good grades.
I can't be bothered to socialise with the dickheads in my year because they are all toooo social.
Or they don't invite me.
Either way, I'm living a routine which makes me reasonably happy.
Also: no job.

>>5819167

Or start a guild called "Shooting Rampage." Yes, I like this compromise.

I was a hardout WoW player during my last years of highschool which left me with a tiny social circle and very little confidence. Since I've stopped playing I've become a lot better but still a pretty big loser.

+ Doing well in College
+ Have a car and licence
+ Semi-independant (pay bills and buy my own stuff)

- 20
- Virgin
- Never had a gf
- No job at the moment
- No Social life what so ever
- Live at home with parents
- Constantly lie to hide my true self.
- Deep sense of jealousy towards others
- Ugly but cosmetic surgry will hopefully fix that soon

girlfriend that I am emotionally distant from
no friends
dad's an alcoholic, mom is a good parent
siblings just don't want to have any sort of a relationship with me anymore
no job
3.0 in college but I have no passion for anything and it's a constant battle to any work whatsoever (that I usually lose)

If your lives are this bad you're not single. You're just alone.

-26
-Have worthless libarts degree
-have shitty apartment
-have shitty helpdesk job
-haven't gotten any in 2 years
-I stopped playing so much vidya and joined a gym, but I can't motivate myself to do anything that would improve my situation. I think 4chan just depresses me and I should leave this shit.

+ Have a girlfriend
+ Have a fairly okay job
+ Pay all my bills and my own food
+ Decent social life
+ Earn $450 a week and live quite comfortably
+ Job has good promotion prospects

= Don't have a drivers license due to public transport being cheaper and equally adequate
= Have a firearms license

- 18
- Live with parents
- Earn $450 a week and live quite comfortably
- Work at McDonalds
- Will most likely become a manager, and after that end up in a boring office job or retail management job.

Overall, i am actually quite happy. I have about a dozen or so friends, my girlfriend loves me quite alot, and while my job is rather shitty, it does have good promotion prospects if i keep at it. My life is quite comfortable and easy, despite some aspects of it.

Overall, i could have done better, but i really can't be bothered. Yay apathy. I'm quite happy sitting around trying to learn keyboard and taking photographs of stuff.

-Played WoW(since beta) throughout high school. I'm really good at socializing online, I've been chatting with babes since AOL 3.0 or something.
-WoW became more important then my real life and so I cut high school to spend time with similar losers and you know what? It was probably the best time of my life.
-I go to community college now and I'm doing really good and I'm not really socially retarded and look like a normal dude but I still have anxiety and can't talk to girls whatsoever.

+ In college
+ I have a drivers license
+ Has the most adorable gf ever
+ Has a part time job as a dog groomer

- Cost of living is ridiculous in my area
- Having doubts about college
- If shit goes to hell may drop out and get a shitty wage job back home to plan my next move

Played WoW for two years. Quit for five months to get a job, then renewed my account. Adequately balancing my time between both now. All in all, quite content with my life. What's wrong with you people?

Oh, also living in Asia now (Texas native). Shit's cash.

>>5819526
Keep telling that to yourself. You will be flipping burger for the rest of your sad life.

Typed this all up for a NEET thread before but never got the chance to post it :

I live in my basement bedroom. I'm 23.

I spend most of the day reading while listening to music. I don't read novels. I read the news, science articles, wiki entries... things like that with a range of basically any topic- just whatever interests me. I like to think I'm well educated, even though I've never been to college.

I also play video games (preferably old school NES/SNES roms) but not real often. When one catches my fancy, I'll play it like a fiend for a few days until the next thing catches my interest. I've always been like that... I get obsessed with something very quickly and the interest can last for a short or long time, but just as quickly I will lose all interest in that. (Just adding that because I think it's part of the reason I am in this situation... Any notions of what I may want to do with my future are quickly lost.) I do probably play at least an hour of SOME video game everyday.

I drink as often as I can afford to via asking parent for money. Cooking is also a good way to waste some time while ensuring my diet isn't too bad. I'm not a good cook, but I try.

Hmm... I guess that's pretty much it. Typical day : wake up, shower, eat, read + music, eat, play a video game, read + music, fap, eat, start drinking and chat on the internet then go to bed. (I don't drink every day, maybe 1/2 of them).

To all the people with the 'useless' liberal arts degree did you ever think about joining the military? You will be an officer, get sweet pay, and best of all your in a position of power over the alpha males you hate so much cause they usally only become NCMs. And if your worried about the social life the 'chairforce' has some pretty nerdy people in it.

>>5819656

As for work around the house... I don't do much of that either. I'll do things inside like vacuum and do the dishes, but I avoid mowing the yard like the plague. My situation is embarrassing and I don't want the neighbors to see me.

I have contact with people outside of my immediate family probably once or twice a month, though in some of the past years I've gone upwards of 6 months without any contact besides immediate family. I mean as in friends, I'm not so bad that I can't go to the corner store. When a friend comes over, we usually end up smoking weed or drinking and playing video games. It makes me feel so pathetic, being in this cluttered room, playing the same game for the millionth time, and that I have nothing new to report since the last time I saw them.

As for a job, I've only worked 2 days in my life. On the 2nd day I had a panic attack and just walked out, never went back. I had an interview set up once since but chickened out and just didn't show. Since that time (like 3 years ago) I haven't even tried.

I don't know how I'm going to change. I know I just need to "go do it" but I'm a pussy or whatever. If I could just "go do it," I would have years ago. I really only see an inevitable suicide in my future. I feel horrible for being such a burden on family.

I haven't had a girlfriend or a job in 13 years and I still live with my mom.

I've been here all summer.

>>5819664

I actually want to but I don't think I'd be admitted because I have terrible eyesight... is there a way around that beyond surgery and then applying?

>>5819583

I will keep telling that to myself, because it does have truth in it.

Every McFail manager i've known (and that's a lot) has either quit McD's and gone on to a mediocre but well paid office job, despite their lack of other qualifications, or gone on to go quite high in the company and be quite well paid.

They all had to work quite hard, but the money's there if you want it bad enough.

But then, this is in Ausfailia. I don't know what the situation may be in other parts of the world. I know that McDonald's jobs in USA and Britain equal dead end jobs.

I'm 21

+In College
+Interested in tech
+Learned how to fly planes
+Want to start a website development/hosting/ISP and/or flight school when I graduate
+Have a few friends that for whatever reason ask me to hang out with them

-Extreme social anxiety (mostly causes me to be unable to communicate with females in non-formal ways) I'm gonna get treatment for this though.
-Never had a GF/Am a Virgin/Never even touch a girl, etc. This isn't going to change anytime soon from the looks of it.
-Live at home, have no job, get an allowance of ~$60 a week, which allows me to splurge on food. But all my friends work and support themselves pretty well, so I feel like an asshole/loser.

>>5819526

>I'm 18 and have a decent job and a healthy social life but I assume my future will be boring and worthless because i'm an angsty faggot.

i'm a reclusive graduate student from america. I pay my own way, and in only modest debt. I live in squalor and hate my job teaching imbeciles.


This morning I'm quitting grad school, and enlisting in the army. I'm just bored to tears in academia, and it makes me live horribly. I want to see foreign places, foreign women, and then get shot at by them.

>>5819281

England

>>5819392

>Constantly lie to hide my true self.
>Deep sense of jealousy towards others
>Ugly but cosmetic surgry will hopefully fix that soon

Wow, there really are people out there who feel just like me

>>5819790
you can try harder

For all the NEETs with no social life,

Why not band together and make a NEET chatroom? You already have something in common, why not use that and make a small network of NEETs?

19, going to be 20 on December 31st
Never had a girlfriend
Live with my parents
Never had a job
Don't know how to drive a car and I don't own one
After high school finished I had absolutely no idea what I wanted to do with my life and I still don't, not really. My main hope right now is that I can get this waiver I applied for so I can get my ship date and go to San Diego Depot.
There aren't any jobs in my town, and I doubt my own ability to acquire one and keep it.
I hated school. I absolutely hated it more than any other bullshit I've ever had to put up with in my entire life. I swear that I don't ever want to spend another day in front of a desk ever again. I sleep during the day to avoid my family and I wake up at night and immediately begin browsing 4chan. I used to have friends, but I got sick of them calling me and asking me to hang out with them so I started inventing bullshit reasons to not hang out with them until they stopped calling me and visiting my house. I like it better that way.

>>5819833

Because NEETs are usually solitary by nature and any friendships we do develop are going to be extremely distant, which is nice.

28 years old.
Graduated college
Have a decent paying job, no debt, ~50k in savings, little in assets
Live by myself
Don't leave the apartment except to go to work or buy food
Try to play MMOs to pass time, but getting very bored of them
Haven't had sex for 11 years
6' 170lbs
0 real friends, a few internet (IRC) friends, and a few people who are almost friends from work

Was a neckbeard, shy, no gf. Joined army, became fit, fixed posture, gained confidence. life is now good.

>>5819874

You haven't been blowing your allowance on liquor and women, have you?

>>5819656

>When one catches my fancy, l'll pIay it like a fiend for a few days until the next thing catches my interest. I've always been like that... I get obsessed with something very quickly and the interest can last for a short or long time, but just as quickly I will lose all interest in that. (Just adding that because I think it's part of the reason I am in this situation... Any notions of what I may want to do with my future are quickly lost.)

This, motherfucking THIS.

I get obsessed with ideas and schemes and then I begin to believe that is the answer for my future. Then in a week or 2, I lose all interest as quickly as I found it and get depressed about it. I can't stay focused on anything for any set amount of time. Like I was determimed to study Art and got all excited about it, then I lost all interest so I moved on to another idea. I was going to start my own business and then...lost all interest. Then I was going to go travelling and then...you get the idea

26, live at home with my mum and dad. Sleep at least 12 hours a day and lie in bed until 2pm most days. I'll often get up for a while and then go back to bed until evening. I'll often sleep fully clothed too. I stay up usually until at least 3 or 4am watching tv, porn and on internet.

My room is a total mess, you literally can't see the floor for dirty clothes, cds, magazines and other shit. My parents have pretty much given up. I smoke weed in my room and leave pornos lying around. My mum has shocked when she first saw a lesbian porn vhs on my bedside table but now shes gone past caring. I smoke 20 a day and drink 2 litres of coke a day. My parents cook for me but I'll often be in bed when they have dinner so I end up going to the chinese or chippy all local supermarket cafe for all day breakfast.

I'm a fucking joke basically

ITT the reason why Obama won.

Worthless parasites.

I'm just a teenager with nothing to do.

WeIcome to the R9K!

>>5819937
How can you be happy with this?
I mean don't you feel the urge to do at least something with your life every now and then?

>>5819955

Sounds like he's got a pretty sweet thing going.

>>5819955

I'm not happy with it at all. But at 26, its too late to really change now. My looks have deteriorated so much through this lifestyle that I'll never get a gf and my confidence is shot to pieces too. I'm waiting for a miracle but I know it won't happen

>>5819937

>I smoke 20 a day and drink 2 litres of coke a day

Smoking is one thing but drinking all that coke is even worse probably. You'll get diabeetus

I live at Home because I know Im not ready for school (University), I'd rather sit and do nothing than study. So in the mean time I work two jobs to save enough money to move out and get a place with my bros. Im also 23.

Hey,

I am 22, studying, had 3 girlfriends (I quitted the last three weeks ago), and a lot of friends. I live in an apartment with three other guys. I am doing very good at university and many people like me.

But you know what? I hate it. I cant love and I hate other humans. The only reason I get out on partys is to get acceptance and love from other people, because I hate myself so much that I search for love in the world.

Isn't this more fail than sitting at home all day and giving a shit about what other people care?

I'm 21. I've never had a girlfriend (though I have some sexual experience). I haven't had a job in over a year, and as a consequence I'm broke and utterly reliant on my parents for money. Needless to say, I still live with them, in the basement even (though it is a nice basement, with a sauna and everything). I dropped out of upper secondary school (kind of like half college, half high school) due to my temporary WoW obsession, during which I gained weight which I have yet to lose. I later dropped out of community college as well, much for the same reasons, but mostly due to the bad habits I had developed. I'm addicted to smokeless tobacco (kind of like dip), so my teeth are yellow as fuck and it's an awful money drain.

I'm on my way out though. There is hope yet.

I've reconnected with all the friends I became estranged with during the period in which my life was the shittiest. We go out on the weekends, meeting people, drinking, having a good time. I've started working out, and I'm trying to quit my tobacco habit. I've enrolled in CC again, and I'm getting my science on for the prospects of a better life. I have the luck of having a fantastic SAT score, and now I just need the proper science credits to enroll in a medical school of my choice (money is not an issue). I could have never believed that one or two years ago.

Life can, and will change. There is hope yet.

>>5819972

Dude, lrn2 existentialism. Life isn't a fucking journey, there isn't any purpose behind it. Don't even fucking worry about it. As long as you live outside of the states, you aren't completely fucked.

Today is maintenance day, 90% of the people in this thread are wow fags! (self included)


that being said, routine sucks and is hard to break.

>>5819874
>>5819874
>>5819874

Nice try, recruiter.

I haven't opened my bedroom curtains in a month
I fap 4-5 times a day
Spend all of my unemployment benefit on takeaway food, dvds and comics
I am 29 years old

22 turning 23 later this month, virgin, no friends apart from my cats, never go out socially, in therapy, on antidepressants, enrolled at uni - grades slipping, spend most of my days sleeping and on the computer, job sucks but I only work 4 hours a week so I still live with my parents but I still buy my own shit, if it's sunny I'll porch monkey it up and be pitied by my neighbors...I think I'll end it here!

>>5820079

don't play Wow, used to play COD4 alot but tired of it, reasonable attractive and tall but social skills suck so I haven't had a girlfriend since 2003...

life is serious business, everyone has delusions of grandeur.

Anyone else here going bald? Yeah, that's just what someone with my social skills needed.

>>5820098

Take it all off with the buzzer. Many women find that look attractive.

I have a job
I go to college
I chill with my friends on the days I have class
Once in awhile do something on the weekend
I still have a social life, I just turned it off
Virgin, no girlfriend OR female friends at all
Very socially awkward around people I don't know well


Not too bad but I'm not really going in the right direction. I mean even some of you guys here can get female friends, I can't even get that far.

almost 21, just woke up, going to spend the next 18 hours mostly sitting in front of my computer, then sleep and do it all over again. never had a job. went to a night school instead of regular high school when i was 15 due to sleep/attendance problems. graduated early at 17, haven't done anything since. now i only go outside a few times a year.

i'm in good health though. don't get sick, take care of myself, try to eat healthy, only drink water, exercise for about 15-20 minutes every two or three hours. mostly body weight and running but i have some small weights i do high rep lifts with.

never played WoW but i have played free MMORPGs and beaten a lot of games via emulators. i've no money and don't like to ask for things so everything i do must be free. watch a lot of TV shows online. have never bought a single article of clothing. have manboobs despite being thin. am utterly lost in the real world. have not spoken two consecutive sentences to another person in at least 3 years. not quite a neckbeard as i've very little hair on my actual neck, but the hair on my cheeks is pretty sparse and scraggly. so, aspiring neckbeard, maybe?

>>5820098

Temples are starting to go. Everytime I wash my hair I find hair on my hands and it keeps blocking up the plughole. I pray that this just the "mature hairline" as they call it

>>5820146
It begins...

alopeciabblox

>>5820106
I have female friends, there is nothing hard about getting female friends, I have plenty of women I could talk to on a daily basis but none of them I'm attracted to since most are fairly ugly.

The best piece of advice I ever read was talk to women like they're people, just like regular people and you'll do fine.

LOL Egghead
I'm never going bald thanks to good diet + genes.
Hoping for medical advances judt to make sure anyway.

I have awesome hair, but shave my head anyways....sorry baldfags.

>>5820152

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO000000oooooooo0000ooooooooooooo

nooooblox

>>5820166
It's mostly genetic, diet doesn't affect pattern baldness too much (it helps in some ways, but that's for another topic). Enjoy your good genes.

>>5820098
Nope, I have a full head of strong thick hair, FEELS GOOD MAN.

I am american, but i have been living in central america for many years.........

I haven't spoken to a human being in 5 years
I am not kidding

>>5820189

I'll give you a thousand dollars for it.

>>5820164

Yeah, I've already decided I'll do that like... 3 months ago. Patiently waiting...

I've had like two female friends before because they were part of the social group I had just met. My god were they superficial and manipulative though. When one of them broke up with her boyfriend to see if he loved her, and came crying to me when he said fuck you, I just dropped them both.

>>5820164

Bloxblox

>talk to women like they're people

There's your problem.

I used to be a lot like the posters in this thread... then i found myself hating life and wanting to change... things are great now..however have some fucked g/f issues because of getting used for 3 years recently.

>>5820207
I understand you,
it's better being alone all the time than speaking with that kind of retards, right?

i love going on 4chan in my free time when my friends are busy because it makes me feel so grateful for the fact that i have an existence

I weight 280lbs

>>5819937

Fucking hell, what a slob. Why do you allow yourself to live like this? Do you not have any self respect?

>>5820337
I have no sympathy for fatties.
If calories in < calories out, you lose weight.
Eat less and move more. It's not that hard.

+23 years old, live with my fiance
+regular sex
+have a few close friends
+got a baby on the way
+enjoy my life

-work minimum wage
-dropped out of the Navy and University
-don't really have much money to spare

>>5820393
blaxblox
>+got a baby on the way
>-work minimum wage

How is a baby a plus again?

>>5818949

>But something is stopping me and so l remain, for all intents and purposes, a "hikikimori"

Whats a "hikikimori"?

Also 27 and living at home, but female. Saved and saved to move far away from home....was going to college and working, then lost my job due to recession downsizing and couldn't find another one. Moved back home with my tail between my legs earlier this year, shit sucks. Also don't drive. Stuck with family for the forseeable future, as job loss also = debt. Did play WoW, gained weight, became socially anxious. Am now avoiding all those things. Have grown apart from all my friends who are married/having babies that I now have nothing in common with.

On the positive, the social anxiety seems to be lifting though it's still hard to make friends with no money. I have a boyfriend now, I'm down 60 pounds (all my depression weight) and I'm going to be back in school next month. You'll get there OP :)

>>5820398
abnormalreplyblox

I live in the UK, as soon as she's 27 weeks we get 124 pounds every week child benefit for a year, plus tax credits and low income support. Our midwife told us we'd be clearing 2500 a month with everything. Which is like 5000 in your monopoly money.

Fuck yes welfare state.

>>5819535
Mother of God, are you me?

>>5820490
People like you don't deserve welfare money, you useless parasite spawn.

>>5820534

And yet I'm happy and you're just some bitter fag on the internet. Funny how life works out innit?

>>5820541
You're happy at the cost of people who have to work for their money, cunt.

>>5820541
Good for you bro. Screw the haters, welfare state FTW.

first year university student
have a minimum wage job, it's not great but it gets me money
good looking
just fucked a girl last night
3.6 GPA

feels
good
man

>>5820548

I believe the saying goes, 'Fuck you, got mine'

I'll tell you what, if you ever get the chance to get someone pregnant, why don't you show me the right way to go about things and turn down the metric-fuckton of free money and shit the government literally throw at you.

Yeah dude, that would be awesome.

>>5820476

Its the Japanese word for basement dweller. Basically Jap wowfags who refuse to leave the house. The difference in Japan is that a lot of their Hikikomori do something constructive with their condition, like going on rampages and killing innocent people. Us westerners just post on 4chan and moan about it

>>5820548

Hates paying taxes or jealous that someone on /r9k/ has sex?

YOU DECIDE.

>>5820581
>Why don't you drop any sort of dignity you might have and become a parasite? Shit's awesome!

Fogbreather trash.

22
virgin
live at home
no job
no friends
no license
ugly

>just fucked a girl
>good looking

Lying on the internet makes me feel better and can be fun!

27 years old.

Never had a job besides the 3 month work experience I did in uni to get my compsci degree.

Live in an apartment with my wife. She is 31, transplant surgeon. Met on the internet, which was my sole means of social interaction in my early twenties.

I'm living the hikkomori dream. Though I do go out with my wife to places and am not as introverted anymore.

>>5820588
>glorifying white trash lifestyle

I guess the conservatards here are right, /r9k/ IS full of libfags.

>>5820599

hehehehehehe

the best part about telling you guys is how desperately some of you try to deny it ^_^

>>5820590
But he said the government's practically throwing money at people like him. What's he supposed to do, take a stand and refuse the money?

>>5820476

Watch Welcome to the NHK. That'll explain everything you need to know about those pathetic stains on society

>>5820590

Is dignity going to buy my family food? Or a HDTV? Granted the HDTV isn't a necessity, but I can afford one now with all my awesome tax-payer money.

>>5820616
>>5820621
GET A FUCKING JOB YOU LAZY IDIOT

IF YOU DON'T HAVE MONEY, DON'T HAVE KIDS

>>5820626

I have a job, work 48 hours as a carer for people with dementia, that's factored into the 2500 I'll be getting a month. Granted, I only take home 1000 pounds, so we get 1500 pounds extra from the government.

OP, and others like the OP

I'm in the same boat, and I've learned a lot. Here's what you need to do. Break the routine. Go to the movies, go to a new restaurant, make a new type of food for lunch. This is the most basic way you can spice things up.

Play new video games, in genres you'd never think to play, read new books, and watch new TV shows.

Now that you've enriched your mind, a little by doing new things, you can do the next important thing. Exercise. Don't spend a bunch of time reading memes on this site, go run, walk or hit the gym, you might think you're too old to get back in shape, but you'll be surprised what it does for you. Go back to school if you think the job market sucks, everyone's doing it.

Study something you're interested in, and get a degree, make connections and get a fucking job. If you're all smart enough to post your failings on this site, you're smart enough to get your fucking asses in gear. Move it.

I'm 24, turning 25 in a week. I was like this all year, then I just said, fuck it. I started going to the beach, to museums, and seeing my favorite movies. I'm doing this by myself, but at least I'm getting out there instead of sitting at home being obsessed with my own fuck ups and petty revenge.

>>5820643
Right on bro. Alone !=Lonely.

>>5820626

What about people who will always work minimum wage? Like some of the people in this thread.

If they meet a nice girl and decide to settle down, it's their right to have a kid and have the government ensure that child has every opportunity by giving them welfare.

>>5820643

That's for those who want to change their lives.

>>5818998
kudos to mommy and daddy

I'm 20 and live like this. Nothing bothers me except the leeching. If I got a job and found my own little place I'd be perfectly happy with my quiet, squalid existance

Fuck it, I am what I am. I could've been a success if things had turned out differently but oh well. Not everyone can be a success. At least I'm not starving to death. The world is full of failures. Doesn't matter to me

no job
no driver's license
live with mother
taking courses at community college
never had relationship
no money
almost never leaves house
can't talk to other people
thin as a concentration camp prisoner

;_;
i'll work hard to get my shit together, i hope i succeed

I hate my shitty life but I kind of revel in it at the same time. I like to take long walks on my own, sit in the park alone and stare at young couples and sigh. Its like being in a movie, I get a kick out of self pity in a weird way. I like to sit in pubs on my own during the day with all the other alcoholics and pensioners and stare longingly at the bar maid I know I will never get with. I sit under the railway bridge and smoke and pretend I am homeless. Its twisted I know, but I get a kick out of it. Makes me feel like a character in a movie, the sad loner whose life is eventually turned around by some inexplicable turn of events.

I should've been an actor or something

>>5820643
>>5820651
In addition, make sure you do something you really enjoy once a month. Break up that monotony, that's what you're really depressed about.

And fucking write, you all probably have some great ideas.

Does anyone read most of this shit being posted here? Or is this sort of like, telling about your shortcomings, pretending someone cares? Another way to get recognition, in a way? I'm just curious what the deal is.
I've been on 4chan for over 4 years and I still can't understand other losers.

I'm living in a college dorm so I can't be a basement dweller. I do fit the loner stereotype though. No girlfriend, virgin, no female friends. I don't spend all my time in my room because it drives me insane. So sometimes I go out and to random shit. Like two days ago I sneaked into a highschool at night, climbed to the highest point, and started yelling at the top of my lungs so the whole city could hear it.

I'm not fat. I'm not white, and I'm not underage.

>>5820824

Who's to say you CAN'T be an actor? Just because you weren't a child star doesn't mean you can't pursue it anymore. Even if you never make it in hollywood, acting in community plays is just as well, don't sit here and say "Should've"

Here's a suggestion to all of you. Read the phantom toll booth, it's a children's book that deals with what you're all going through, which is boredom.

Defeat the demon of hindsight and just MOVE ON.

>>5820847

The difference between us and you is that you look down upon others to make yourself feel better. We don't.

I have lived in various places, under the care of various family members for the last 3 years. It feels like it's been 8, I feel like I've spent a lifetime doing nothing.

>>5820868

You sound badass. I want to hang out with you. Do you live in illinois?

>>5820847
i did
it's fun to compare experiences
and by fun i mean heartbreaking because of how similar it is to mine

>>5820899

No, Sarasota, FL. Come on down if you like. I could use the company.

>>5820921

Nigger

nignogblox

>>5820921

Well, illinois blows right now, it's like 80 one day and 20 the next. Still, I got college man, shit sucks. But you should lurk around some abandoned areas and take picks, maybe see if there's urban explorers in your area.

And then post the pics on /x/, and you'll make that place a little less horrible.

>>5820883

bro, don't get defensive. I'm trying to understand others that are similar to myself in order to improve myself.

But I'll be a good social retard and post my "stats":

24, virgin, highschool dropout, no social life except through 1 friend (not pity friend, actual friend).
In the process of being friend zoned by girl but I'm not much of a friend because I'm not outgoing and fun so it's mostly just awkward for us both (she's the same, she needs an alpha). Went to job interview today for grocery store, won't get it.
Running out of money I saved, and need to find a new place to live (I don't live at home).
No car, no license. Also, my dick has an extreme bend to the left leaving me insanely self-conscious.
I've got a nice body otherwise but ugly face.

Got more, but who cares.

>>5820901

I read half the thread before I asked my question, actually.. so yeah, there's a few people that have it worse then me, but a lot of these kids are just being overly dramatic.

Just went through the worst time of my life. Schizoaffective disorder. Thought about killing myself. Made it through thanks to the medication, psychotherapy and support from my friends and family. Now I feel born anew, everything's looking up for me. I graduated a prestigious high school with honors - I'm a qualified designer now.

I couldn't care less that I live with my parents or never had a girlfriend, my life is good at the moment. I have everything I need, friends, food, fun - and I have a bright future ahead of me. University is a lot of fun (I study musicology, something that's interested me since I was little), finally I'm meeting people my age who share my passion for classical music. I'm learning piano and singing on the side and hope to become a conductor one day. We'll see if that happens.

27
Virgin
Live at home
No car
No job
Suicidal

>>5820881

I'm too old for one. Also, far too nervous to act or even think about getting on stage. I had a fling with an aspiring actress once and met some of her friends. Jesus, those people never turn off. They are ridiculously extroverted at all times and total attention seekers. Thats certainly not me

>>5820490
I pray that your baby dies right after birth and takes your girlfriend with it, you subhuman leech.

>>5821003
I am happy for you.

>>5821107

Your life can't be that bad if you have fucked an actress. I'd love to meet a girl like that but I haven't even had a kiss in over 2 years

>>5821122

Good thing that prayer doesn't work, or we'd have a true babykiller on our hands.

28
i've had lots of sex
live on my own
no car (live in city, don't need one)
good job
lots of friends
kind of anti-social so i make a lot of music on my synths

The girl I love is completely over me, won't really even talk to me anymore, I have shitty job, I live in a shitty apartment, I never talk to my friends anymore, and I am suicidal.

>>5821229

Not really. It was a fluke and I only saw her a couple of times after I'd (badly) sex'd her. I think she realised that compared to her friends and other actor guys etc I was just a retard basically. I had it bad for her too, really fucked me up for a while.

Reality is that those kinds of people are attention seekers. I would imagine actors/actresses are incredibly hard to live with for most people. If the conversation is not revolving around them, they sulk. Fuck that bitch anyway

19, no job, on a year out before university, got good A level grades. Few friends, emotionally destructive, stoner,
a bit like a bitchy girl a lot of the time, sit indoors in the dark playing old video games listening to Phil Collins. Meh

I live alone in a pretty good condo.
I was just recently got employed after quitting a job I don't like.
I have friends but most of them are, I think, don't really give a shit about me. All of them including my family won't even cry even if I die. Though I don't think I can handle it if I lose them :(.
I'm still a virgin though and never had a girlfriend. I'm turning 22 this Saturday. No one really remembers my birthday even though I have a lot of friends or people who know me. ;_;

I am unemployed and girlfriendless. No real prospects or intention of getting a job. Too apathetic to care these days.

But tell me, is WoW as good as people say it is? I'm not even that into vidya games but I'm thinking I might give it a try. Got nothing better to do with my time

23.

No money, tons of debt with no savings.
No job, haven't worked in two years.
No school, dropped out of college.
Father pays for apartment/car/necessities.
Virgin, no friends, no life.
Overweight + Ugly.
Spend all my waking hours in front of the computer, only leaving the apartment to get fast food (which is all I eat everyday).

>>5821252
>lots of friends
>kind of anti-social so i make a lot of music on my synths

Based on these two I'm going to go ahead and call bullshit on your second point. Wishful thinking makes everyone feel good!

>>5821333

WoW is fucking terrible, stay away from that shit.

>>5821312
I will remember your birthday.

I love these threads I really do. My life is absolutely awesome but I won't list the reasons why because you sad fuckers will only put me down for it and call bullshit. Needless to say though, I am far from poor or sexually inexperienced

>>5821333
dont do it
start lifting weights, making music, learn, read..whatever
dont play wow.

>>5821343
similar but not virgin. although no women for years.
20k savings, 2 felonies, and live at home.
cheer up, you got the ability to make cash.

>>5819868

Take half of your savings and backpack around the world for 1 year. As long as you force yourself to talk to people I %100 guarantee all of your problems and worries will disappear, ESPECIALLY the sex part.

>>5821382

I fail to see how it can be THAT addictive. I'm not even into all that fantasy bullshit and get easily bored with games usually. I just feel the need to try it, like its a right of passage for any true chantard

>>5821333
I'll reiterate whats already been said. Stay away from WoW.

I've been playing off and on for years, shitsux.

At 20 years old, I'm still dwelling in my parents' basement.

Even so, I'm wrapping up my associates degree right now. I haven't gone a day without a job for almost 4 years now (and have had as many as three jobs at a time, although that was extremely brief). I have about $3000 saved up in the bank and could most likely afford my own place at the moment. I just think it would be foolish to deal out half my paycheck each month to do so when my parents are offering me a free place to stay.

Unless my financial situation takes a turn for the worse, though, I have every intention of moving out by March. Ideally, I would like to save up another $3000 so that I have enough money in the bank to cover at least 6 months of rent and utilities (were I to lose my job and have to devote time to getting another).

Oh, and I'm in a long distance relationship. That makes me pretty lame.

>>5821389
it starts as a thing to do when you have nothing else to do, then it morphs into scheduling your sleep/work/life around wow. I dont give a fuck about fantasy bullshit either, ive been playing wow since release...T_T

>>5821388

Not >>5819868

I wish I could do that. Its my dream to travel to all the places I want to go, Japan, Thailand, Vietnam, Oz, NZ, USA

But I'm penniless and would never be able to save the money for such a trip. And I'm a coward with no social skills :(

>>5821343
exactly the same as you, except i live at home.

>>5821397

But why? People talk about it likes it fucking online Heroin or something. I played Everquest for a while and got totally sick of it. I know WoW is probably loads better but its the same concept; walk around an online world battling monsters and shit meeting other sad bastards in the process

I have a choice. I can either man up and try and change my life around by getting a job, a haircut, some new friends, a gym membership and my own place. Or I can accept my current situation as a recluse and just go the whole 9 yards and get a wow subscription and start watching anime. I might even start collecting Games Workshop again, something I gave up aged 14 when I realised girls laughed at you for that shit

The former is the best option, the latter is the easiest. Who knows where I'll end up

>>5821411
Seems harmless, right? Yeah, wait until you're up playing for 52 hours straight like I did with my brother once...

Stay away, it really is for your own good. :)

>>5821388

A whole year?
I'm afraid not too many people will be able to afford something like that...

>>5821429

Yes but WHY????? Why is it so addictive? Can someone please explain what keeps you playing for so long and why it takes over peoples lives?

This is the main reason I want to play it. I want to see what all the fuss is about

>>5821449
I played it to see what was so addicting.

The answer is "nothing." I forced myself to play with friends for two months. By the end of that period, I was going through the motions and making excuses to get off the damn thing. Boring and repetitive as fuck, in my opinion.

>>5821400

If you're under 27, you can join the Marines with a pog field and travel to all those places with almost no risk of getting shot at. Hell, even some of those infantry mother fuckers have spent an entire deployment in Iraq without being in a single firefight. The downside is that the hajis like to launch mortar shells at the base pretty much every day at the same fucking time.

>>5821492
why you guys on such vigorous recruiting lately?

>>5821449

It's not that bad, it's just a game. I play it quite a bit and I'm a straight-A student in a pre-medical program with a thriving social life.

The news media like to exaggerate it.

>>5821501

The fiscal year starts on October 6th. We've got a mission to make. Now is the time to grab your waivers and try to get in.

I'm 18, I have a few friends, I have a girlfriend, I go to uni and I have a job.

I'm normal I guess, used to be a bit of a basement dweller stereotype though.

>>5821400
my friend travelled south america and europe for 6months with 15k aud. if could have been cheaper had he taken up a working holiday scheme. backpacking is generally cheap, you don't need a lot, 15k is 2yrs of work while camping in your mums basement and live like a jew. don't listen to that army faggot, once you sign the dotted line you become their bitch, it's not a fucking holiday, the military spends hundreds of thousands to train a soldier and they make sure they get their monies worth. fuck. that.

>>5821539

Traitor. Go fuck yourself.

>>5821546

Hehe I thought /r9k/ was filled with traitors?
But I think most basement dwellers eventually change, you'll go to a new school/job suddenly get friends or a girlfriend and you start getting a little social. Only the people that put zero effort into getting to know new people are lifetime ronery fags.

>>5821545

Hey, the hours suck, I'll give you that. 3:00 am to all hours of the night, and your NCO's like to come around and make you do shit when you should be sleeping. But they feed you, clothe you, give you really fucking good health and dental care for free (The Navy doctors are extremely good at what they do), and on top of it, you get around 700 bucks a month as a private to do whatever the fuck you want with it. If you sign, my best advice is to not blow it on women and booze like so many of the idiots who join so that you don't leave with nothing. Sure, it's not easy, but it's still a really fucking good deal compared to working for jack shit at Walmart or Mcdonalds.

>>5821449

Because WOW is just enough like real life that if you have a unhappy life people tend to get sucked in.

WOW has a sense of progression, achievements and social circle. And the game is built to reward the amount of time you play it.

IRL you are a basement dwelling social outcast with no friends who people look down upon, in Azeroth you are a powerful Paladin who is wealthy and leader of a guild. People look up to you and want to be your friend.

So for most people it's just a game, but for some it can become their whole life. I've been cold turkey for 5 months and feel much better.

I'd advise not starting to play.

>>5820534
The money is intended for the child, not for the parasite parents. No matter how bad with money the parents end up being, the aid will benefit the raising of that child in some way.

Lets see..
22
Slightly underweight
Virgin, not even holded hands with a girl
Have my own apartment (inheritance from a grandmother, parents give it to me)
Have a license, but not the money for a car
WoW 3 years in a past, now sober, get on animu instead
Uni 2nd year dropout
Never worked in my life, parents send me checks for ~270$ every month just so I dont die from a hunger, but dont really talk to me anymore.
I like my living style, and dont really understand this lonely crap

>>5821492

Firstly, I'm 27. Secondly, I live in the UK and don't want to get shipped out to the 'ghan. Thirdly, I wouldn't join the army for a million pounds and would never fight in the name of my despicable, decadent Queen.

Being in the army is not a holiday. Sure, you might get to see a bit of the world but its not exactly sightseeing and full moon parties is it? More like camping in terrible conditions with shitty equipment (for British Army anyway) and dodging mortars and IEDs everyday.

Fuck the armed forces, I'm a coward and a pacifist anyway

wtfblox
I'm 23 and literally haven't left the flat for any reason since May, postgrad course is on hiatus due to my ME and the government pay me GBP60 a week just for not being dead. I smoke weed to get out of bed, then spend the entire day high otherwise I'd simply laze about doing nothing. I try and divide my time equally between reading, internetting, gaming and watching various TV shows (halfway through The Shield at the moment, fuck yes) as I haven't the energy for anything else. Bad times.

However I have a girlfriend who's very supportive, loving and generally brill, I'm planning to resume my studies and cash in my sweet GBP14.5k per annum stipend when this bastard illness leaves me be and I'm on a calorie restricted diet (1200-1500 a day) to stop epic weight gain. Good times.

I'm not very politically orientated, but given our common need for independence and to be self-sufficient I was wondering how my fellow American basement dweller views the specter of being forced to buy health insurance.
Personally, it leaves me with an almost pathological need to flee to the desert or stake out real estate under an overpass somewhere.

>>5821728

M.E? Thats when you feel a bit tired and so refuse to work as a result right?

I don't meet this stereotype but I don't fall far from the tree, either.

I have a job in my small hometown doing IT support. Had it for nearly five years. It pays very mediocre but I get by. I have certifications to my name as well. This month, my used but working truck is paid off in full. I've never really had a girlfriend. I got damn close but it didn't work out and I regret doing it. I'm into anime, Japanese pop music, and Japanese idols because I find it to be a fun hobby, pic related. Most people just refer to it as "that stuff". Due to a shitty K-12 school life, I have severe social anxiety and I really don't have any friends worth a shit. I never skip a bath, brush twice a day, and present myself professionally at work. While not sociable, I am able to function. My room is not spotless, but I am very against letting trash pile up ever. I don't really go out on the weekends without a reason. I've tried to make myself go over to the big town near here once a month just to go out, but it's so pointless that I usually just hang out at home, play Halo 3 and watch TV.

I'm 24 and other than a lack of some friends, I am fairly content with my life, boring as it is sometimes. The way I am hurts no one, I'm a good guy, and that's that.

I'm a fat 40 year old virgin in a moderately attractive 19 year old girl's body. It'll be a dream come true once I start leaving the house.

>>5821723

Well, then. Get off your ass and get a job.

>>5821754
Sadly this is the case for many folk, that said mine prevents me from leaving bed till I've smoked weed/taken unhealthy pharmaceuticals and was the result of a viral infection. ME != laziness, it's genuinely fucking annoying and lasts for an age too.

I'm sad and lonely. I'd be a basement dweller as well if basements were constructed in southern Mississippi.

>>5821437

Yeah but he does and he doesn't even have to drain half of his savings, that's why I told him to do it and not everyone in this thread that has a shitty life.

>>5821766

You may not fit the stereotype of a hikikomori but fuck, you the most stereotypical IT techie I've ever heard of

>>5821771

um.... wat?

Although I wish there was a pill that could turn ronery basement dwellers into moderately attractive 19 year old girls.

I want to become an otaku. I feel I need to channel my patheticness into a pathetic area.

How do I otaku?

Some people say they have no friends and then go hang out with a large posse that they find mildly dissatisfactory. This is how the posers define loneliness. I define loneliness as knowing that no matter what I say I will repulse everyone I speak to.

I'm a fugly joke with no friends whatsoever and too shy to work

I'm 68 years old and I regret every single year.