he'll get over it. he probably didnt even understand you were annoyed by it

Yeah, you jackass. I was just trying to have a bit of fun, if it bothered you, you could have told me without being such a dick.

>am i prick, /r9k/?

you are prick!

i lolled at this

OP is a shitty person

way to suck at being a human being OP

you fucking waste of life

That guy sounds like fun.

You're just a prick.

Why not play along? You just might have some fucking fun, OP.

You over reacted op. I'd apologise if i were you and say you were having a bad day or something

Seriously, what the fuck did you read on here?
That's not even near-autitistic, that's just his way of showing sympathy for you. You ARE a prick.

>>5810452

Yeah, an apology is in order, but you'll stay a prick, have fun with future human anteraction.

This sounds like a shit premise for a film

Two guys meet
Become amicable
Something tears them apart (internal schism of friendship)
Then ...
Some conciliating measure/event makes them BEST FRIENDS 4EVER!

Go with the flow. He'll snap out of it.

in defense of OP, I would do the same, not in such a rude manner though.

we are roommates, that's it. sometimes i'm not in the mood for your bullshit pirate voice. the autistic kid should be considerate of his roommates feelings as well. but he's autistic so he knows no better

You're a fucking asshole. I hope his trauma develops into a full fledged mental illness and then he stabs you in your sleep.

NEVER APPLY ANYTHING YOU READ HERE IN YOUR OWN LIFE

That guy sounds fucking fun. OP, you're such an asshole!

Is he hot OP?

okay, im gonna apologise. say i lost my job that day (i didnt, actually lost it recently)

>>5810501
hes not ugly, anyway

>>5810349

You sir are worse than Hitler

You're a prick.
Also, you thought someone was autistic, so you called them a retard? You don't call retards retards, jesus.

If he's into Indiana Jones type stuff, then burst into his room and say "THROW ME THE IDOL!" or something similar. He'll take that as an apology.

Let's switch roommates.

>>5810570
Or he'll think he's being openly mocked.

>>5810570
"DON'T LOOK INTO IT, MAN. KEEP YOUR EYES SHUT!"

wow fuck you man. Guy seems pretty chill

>>5810516
Then you're an asshole. You should engage in gay sex to make up for it.

>>5810570
oh god i lold so hard at that

Gee, I'm glad my bros aren't pricks to me when I talk like I'm from Tolkien's Legendarium!

uu r a prick

>>5810666
Satan commands this, OP. You must obey.

I have a cousin like that. Not sure if its autism (or what ever) but he is still pretty high functioning, even with the childish mind.

Just tell him that you had a bad day, or something. He might snap and kill you if you don't

Op is a prick, if you waited long enough you could have had your cock sucked

Fuck you, OP. Way to randomly be an asshole to a (seemingly) nice guy.

Start calling him Indie. He'll his lips will probably start quivering.

Maybe that guy doesn't have that many friends so instead of copying the speech patterns of his friends (like most of us do) he started picking up the shit from what he got obsessed with. Think about it man, he might not have any friends. YOU RUINED HIS ONE SOURCE OF HAPPINESS

Apologize to him. There.

>>5810570
>>5811244
This.

Or something along the lines of this.
Dress up like indian jones the pirate detective or some shit as part of your apologies. Then invite him to go out and harass people.

Then buttsecks. It is the only way.

Surprise him one day by dress up as Mola Rum and greet him at the door.

You were a massive dick for no real reason. You're the worst kind of prick.

OP's pic really hits home.

Yeah, just apologize. Some people seem to have so much trouble with that but it's easy and it often fixes the entire problem.

Moral of the story: Don't bring /r9k/'s satirical bashing of gays, blacks and autistics into your daily life.

Also, don't say you were having a bad day. Having a bad day is no excuse to be a dick to other people.

If someone acted like a prick to you and said "I was having a bad day," wouldn't you think "what the fuck does that have to do with me, you fucking piece of shit?"

My brother's like that a lot, actually. Going from occupational phase to the next and making jokes about it like he wasn't sure if it was real. My dad treated him like shit for it, make him "man up." His response was usually laughing, spouting nonsense, crying, or doing something completely unexpected.

He's more a threat to himself OP, but don't fuck with him too much because I've always felt my brother could snap. One day my dad checked our voicemail and there were 23 messages, all from him. He sounded like he didn't know where he was but had no phone other than the one at our uncle's, where he was living.

A lot of it was between tears, and a lot of it was gibberish, but there was a persistent message. "(step dad) won't kill me, I will kill him in his sleep"

I've seen my brother snap. He hurts himself when he does, but one day he might hurt the person who makes him angry like your dude.

>>5811323


"Sorry I overreacted. My boyfriend have my aids, and I was just having a bad day"

Sounds like this poor guy just had a really wild imagination. He wasn't harming anyone. :(

You're a jerk, OP. But at least you realize it. Apologize to the bro and make it up to him!

I told myself I was going to get all of the things done tonight that I have let pile up, but this place sucks me in like nothing else.

It sounds like you were just game to the guy anyway, its not like you can actually get any real FEELINGS out of the guy when he doesn't even know you are there, and your words could just as easily go unheard. But if he comes back, then maybe he really was having fun.

Looks like you'll just have to stay guessing for the night.

You won't apologize because you're afraid of showing feeling.

Enjoy losing your only friend.

i just said i'm sorry to him, guys. he said it's fine, he just didn't know that it bothered me...

to be honest, it didn't really bother me that much. i was just doing what i thought r9k would do.

Sounds like a fun roommate dude. I'm jealous.

This guy sounds fucking awesome. OP, you're such a dick.

OP just described me...

i do it to all people i consider nice/interesting... some play along, we have great laughs... others just laugh... others laugh at me... then theres those pricks who try and break me...

i got broke when i was 13, it took me 5 years to muster up the courage again to be what i want to be instead of what normal people expect a normal person to be

No anonymous, you are the autistic.

And then anonymous was mean to his roommate for no reason.

No, OP, you are the autist.

>>5810349
...And this is what happens when two assburgers live together.

OP is the retard, not his autistic friend

OP is such a douchebag lol

Pics of roommate.

text

I think OPs friend is just a coolbro having fun, and that OP is an insecure faggot who wanted to be oh-so-much more mature than him.

What a prick.

OP you sound like a raging asshole but talk to him next time and be like I'm sorry man I was having a really fucking shitty day and degrade your life to him and show your remorse, perhaps everything will turn out a little bit better. But you're still a prick.

wow, what a douche, op that is

OP sounds like the kind of person that will tease a guy all night until he knows he is going to get some, showing him something he's never seen before, and then at the last moment pull away.

It sounds like her only weakness is a guy that doesn't care what she thinks about him. Why else does a beautiful woman want an alpha male?

>>5810349
He sounds like a guy I once knew. He was a lot of fun.

He'd come in and I'd do that fake shooting thing, and we'd have this big long pretend shoot-out. If he was hiding behind some furniture, he'd shake it about like it was being peppered full of bullets. Eventually one of us would die, then we'd laugh and go about things as usual.

Shit was awesome. You're a douche, OP.

>>5811637
THE EXACT SAME THING used to happen with me and one of my roommates. Sometimes others would join in too, but it was usually just us too. Sometimes I would dive to the kitchen and lob a orange grenade.

OP is seriously a fucking cunt. Retards are sensitive about their looks, you can't just go around telling them they look terrible while complimenting their personalities. The man thinks he's a pirate, and everyone knows pirates love lusty wenches.

You should really watch how you talk to people, especially when you think they aren't looking. You never know if a nutjob is actually a guy screwing around for a good time.

>>5811637

That sounds like the most fun fucking ever. I don't think I could ever initiate that kind of stuff though.

>>5811637
>>5811671
Like this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sqSQ5Vu8vM&feature=related

I do it too.

I knew a girl like that once, she would always make up these characters that made no sense. She thought she was being clever when she did those little pokemon voices, and acted like she was deaf in one ear whenever she meets new people. She thought she was some kind of adventurer too, and said that she could go anywhere in the world in her dreams. She said that she could talk to people without even seeing them or hearing them.

Its a shame we can't all be telepathic.

>>5811748
ops friend doesnt sound crazy. he just sounds like a dude.

>>5810349

Just apologize.

Everyone has a bad day some times. Explain you were annoyed by his play acting but you shouldn't have been rude about it.

Problem solved.

Dey see mae trollan

Wow, OP, you were an enormous douche to a guy who was just trying to be friendly, based sheerly on some of the dumbest kneejerk invective (HURR NOT CONFORMING TO SOCIAL NORMS == AUTISM) that /r9k/ has to offer? Well, it's probably best that the guy knows you are a dick, rather than having to put up with you passive-aggressively getting back at him for "bothering" you.

you best make this up to him in a huge way.

>i feel really bad, like i broke this guy.

Talk about delusions of grandeur. He stopped doing it around you, not everyone. You prick.

Damn, I don't really give a shit about OP, but I'm really proud of /r9k/'s reaction to his story. Is that...compassion? Empathy? I thought you guys were unable to feel anything but smug superiority.