deal with it, its college.

are you a britfag or americunt?

suck it up, pussy.

What did you do in high school that wasn't MLA?

MOTHERFUCKING
LIBERAL
ENGLISH
PROFS

SHUT UP YOU DUMB NIGGER, NOT EVERYTHING IS RELATED TO WOMEN'S RIGHTS YOU STUPID LITTLE SHITHEAD

MLA is cake. After doing 2 or 3 essays in it, you won't have anymore problems.

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...there, was that so hard?

MLA as in MLA work citation format? There are online tools that do it for you. Back in high school they used Noodle Tools. It's online and free. You can get some kind of account set up, but just find the Noodle Tools Express or whatever (the free, fast version), and it does all the formatting for you.

>>5802267

Everything besides research papers, because my school was in rural Canada and they don't give a flying fuck there. The 92 I got in English would probably have been a 70 or 75 in a real school, but now I have to deal with this shit, and this isn't even a good university.

>>5802255
The MLA is an American association.

how the fuck is MLA difficult? just double space your shit...smh

It's funny the moment you have a good amount of time to do an essay you dick around.

I teach freshman college English. One out of twenty students is brilliant. Five are pretty good. Three are god-awful. The rest of you I won't remember.

>750 words
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

I loved going to a rich private school

When I got to college I could pump out essays like they were child's play.

>>5802277
My intro English class is on the theme of Conspiracy Theories. I'm sorry your instructor is a paranoid black feminazi.

>>5802249
>750 words

I wrote essays longer than this in 8th grade...enjoy your community college OP

fuck you faggot, you'll get used to it. I was in sports taking fucking 12 credits and failing them. Now I'm out of sports and taking 22 credits and its not hard at all after quiting wow.

Seriously, it takes less than 1 hour to write a fucking paper if you actually pay attention in class

FUCK YOU!!!

ITT
Freshman struggle with simple problems
Everyone else makes fun of them for it

>>5802397

I go to community college and the lowest paper I've had to write is 2000 words..OP is in remedial classes.

college is definitely not that hard. I only am in class or doing homework for as long as I was in class in high school for class, or less. time wise, and even material wise it's not too bad

>>5802393

It's actually a guy. I can only take comfort in the fact that he's not a white male, or then we'd have to deal with stories about black women.

The reason you hate MLA is because you write shitty papers whose source material doesn't actually matter.

If you had spent 10+ hours reviewing your source material you'd be FUCKING HAPPY to cite that shit, right up to the volume number and edition, because it's actually something you read and appreciated, as opposed to something you skimmed for easy-quotes like a standard pseudo-intellectual.

>>5802397
>>5802431

Nope, just a fourth-rate university.

University is ridiculously easy. After wasting 5 years in high school I had hoped I wouldn't need to waste anymore here. Alas, the three years of my undergrad could have easily been condensed into one. Here's hoping postgrad will FINALLY yield some real learningz.

memorial? ouch. i met someone who went to upei. poor fucker.

Nigga, I the shortest essays/papers that I write are no less than 4000 words. Deal with it.

700 words? Isn't that like 3 pages or something? Don't be a faggot. Essays are easy as shit. Just write how you would before then go back and format it properly.

>>5802249
>1000 words and hour
What have you been writing? Word salad?

>>5802459
Oh god. I've seen your school's ads on the bus. They're ridiculously stupid. Google has given me the lesser of the stupid ones.

>Essays

Lol liberal arts. Should've majored in something useful like engineering