I know I said I wasn't coming back.but FUCK YOUFUCK YOU WORLD. Why the fuck should I play by your rules anymore? I'm leaving forever in a month. Like anything I do actually matters. Why should I feel bad for ANYONE? they don't give a fuck about me.FUCK YOU COPS. stop pulling me over. You guys are fucking bullies you don't even do anything. You are too fucking stupid to ever catch me doing anything at all. You only pull me over when I'm innocent, but nooooooo not if I'm doing a deal, or stealing your shit, or breaking a window. Where are you then? shit its like all you do is harass people who don't do shit, but when actual criminals are about you are afraid to act. You fuckers can't even give me tickets when I call you out on your shit. Fuck off you're wasting my time.FUCK YOU TIME. Stop going by when I'm stuck in class. STOP TICKING AWAY WHEN I'M at work. STOP GOING AWAY ALL THE TIME. FUCK YOU. FUCK OFF.FUCK YOU SCHOOL. WASTING MY TIMEFUCK YOU TV. WASTING MY FRIEND'S TIME. that shit turns you into zombies.FUCK YOU GIRLS. I'm tired of playing you. I'm sick of playing hard to get. I just want to fuck you. Get over yourselves for a bit. Also why can't I have more than one?FUCK YOU 4chan. Everytime I come on here it makes me feel worse. FUCK YOU. SERIOUSLY YOU guys are the biggest FUCKING losers out there. YOU HAVE no idea WHAT LIFE OFFERS, and you sit around JERKING IT to WEIRD PORN. AND THEN YOU COMPLAIN THAT GIRLS DON"T LIKE YOU?? of course they don't like you, you fucking retards. you ARE creepy, you AREN'T funny, you ARE boring. YOU HAVE NO PERSONALITY. FUCK YOU FUCK OFF.ONE DAY ALL YOU FUCKERS WILL BE WORKING FOR ME.FUCK YOU POLITICS, TV, AMDG (YOU FUCKING CHRISTIAN NERD, you know what I'm doing right now? seducing church girls. They like bad boys), and FUCKING PEOPLE WHO SAGE AND TROLLS AND EVERYONE ELSE.Post your own.Feel awesome for a bit after.
man, fuck da police.
sage for a shitty tripfag making a shitty threadI bet that's been said before.
I just love how fucking insane you are man.Your threads are mostly nonsense, but awesome, batshit insane nonsense for the most part.
LOL SEE WHAT I'M DOING OP??
>>5777472>>5777456HEY LOOK WHAT I"M DOING. ITS CALLED AN ANTI SAGE. IF I DO IT EVERY TIME YOU SAGE, IT MAKES YOUR SAGE POINTLESS. IN FACT, IT MAKES IT FUCKING STUPID TO SAGE YOU FAT FUCK.
>>5777440Ya know they have pills for this now
>>5777469Fo sho broski
The hate is strong in this one...>>5777448And yeah, fuck da po-lice. Giving me a speeding ticket at 2 in the morning in a construction zone. Asshole.And fuck myself for not being able to fuck girls. Being a virgin at 18 senior year is nothing to be happy about. Its different for guys then it is for girls, being a virgin. Girls have excuses, guys are expected to fuck. And i expect myself to fuck this senior year otherwise...goddam, i will be so upset and disappointed with myself. Not because I just want pussy...just because having high school relationships and the touch of a girl was gone for most of my teenage years, my most fertile years. Fuck that felt good.
>>5777501alright some time I'm going to give you guys an actual crash course in getting girls. It pisses me off because it's so easy.Btw, the first thing you should do is learn how to completely mask your face. Show what you want to show.the rest is pretty easy.
>>5777501oh my god I just have to say this.You sound like a pussy. *ANGER* not *ahhh man I'm angsty, and feel bad because girls don't like me*You got problems dude.
>>5777501oh my god I just read this again and want to punch you.Girls aren't even that great.fucking hell You guys are ridiculous. You only want one for the social standing.NEWSFLASH if you are embarassed about NOT FUCKING GIRLS, just lie. Lie to the chick before you fuck her, lie to your friends. Stop being a crybaby. No one gives a fuck anyways.
>>5777554I know man. Its an issue. But im not a nerdy bitch pussy who cant approach or look at girls. I have good self esteem, i know im a good looking guy. I mean fuck man, i have no problems talking to girls, cracking jokes, making em laugh and shit, flirting. I just cant get past that shit for some reason.
FUCK... Wait... Life is good right now.WOOT my friends, they are good people and I wish them the best in their endeavors.WOOT my girlfriend, whom is a joy in my life, and for the first time, I actually enjoy being around her for non-sexual purposes. (The others were cumdumpsters, mostly.)WOOT my family, whom give a shit about me.WOOT My classes, they are interesting and stimulating.Yeah, that's what I've got. Damn, I feel GREAT. Thanks OP.
>>5777570Whoa whoa whoaI know your pissed, but one, i dont want a bitch for social standing. Fuck that, thats not what im about. And two, shit man, you started this shit to vent and thats what i did. No one gives a shit about any of our problems, homie.
>>5777587just do it.ATTENTION EVERYONE WHO TELLS GIRLS THAT YOU LIEK THEM BEFORE YOU FUCK THEM:stop doing that. Fuck them first. They'll figure it out eventually. Play hard to get. Make fun of them, call them crazy. Do whatever you want. Just don't show that you are really INTO them. And always go after a few at once. But then you have to choose...Fuck you morality I still want all five but that breaks my code.
>>5777608touche. I respect you now.
>>5777611This is something that's cool to do too, since I'm on the subject. At a party, if a girl is into you, steal her hat or something, make her know that you have it, and leave with it. Then avoid giving it back to her. srsly lol.
>>5777630also if the girl is touch to get, make sure not to look down when you break eye contact, always look up and to the side, then back. It's hard but really worth it. This is really subtle stuff.Girls find these clothes really sexy:Tight expensive pants,tight shirt to show off muscles, and a large namebrand jacket.Dress nice, act confident, and be yourself, but be better than yourself and better than anyone else.
>>5777611the girls that fuck you before they know you are the ones I try to avoid.
>>5777616Thanks man. Do you think you could handle all five? I dont think i could juggle all that shit.
>>5777654Idk man it's difficult because there are two in the same class.here's the breakdown.Girl 1: least hot of the group, easiest to talk to, most into me. Probably best choice because she's a nerd, but I want her to be hotter.Girl 2: In class with girl 1, older than me. Miffed that I don't talk to her enough after I met her and flirted for an hour. Still an easy possibility, but girl 1 is at my table. Girl 3: reminds me of an old girl. I want to fuck her. She's cute.Girl 4: Church girl. Doesn't talk much. I'm not going to compromise her morals.Girl 5: native american girl I saw once that I feel like pursuing because she's really hot lol.
>>5777650nah I mean leave it up in the air.She'll know when you make a move.
>>5777647I have all of these except number two. But i make up for it by having my nipples pierced. I love it man. And fuck, my last girlfriend had a purity ring. Shit was not cash, and believe me, i tried to break that ring right off. Nothing
>>5777713i wonder if chicks where I live like pierced nips. I will ask some...
