I haven't left my room in 3 years except to go to the dentist and get haircuts. The only reason i even know what year this is, is because of my computer's calender.
How are your teeth doing?
I wish I could not leave my room for 3 years, but some of us have to work to support ourselves instead of having everything handed to us.So fuck you, OP.
>>5776899Never had a cavity and i'm 21. I guess that's good.
so your dentist is like your best friend?
>>5776848So um yeah, if no one is going to ask whats with the pic?
>haven't left my room in 3 years >except to go get haircuts.Just do that shit yourself, nigga. Who you trying to impress?
>>5776914That sucks. I'm living in a free house and i have money that was handed to me from my step dad dying when i was little, pretty sure it was something like 6k a month for every month until i turned 18.
OP, you are my hero.heroblox
>>5776927I actually really like my hair stylist, my dentist talks to long and asks me the same questions every time.>>5776930Bit of a narcissist i guess, i do like to look at myself in the mirror occasionally because i find myself attractive and i think my hair looks nice.
>>5776848I'm guesss too fat to get through the door.
>>5776930He could probably do the dental work himself too.
>>5776960Fat people disgust me. But no i'm actually more on the thin side.
I give myself haircuts, fuck paying $15 plus tip for some faggot to run clippers over my head when I can do that shit myself.
>>5776963I have really good insurance according to my dentist and doctor, so nah. I also actually really like how clean my teeth feel after visiting the dentist. If i could i would get my teeth cleaned every day instead of just brushing them.
>>5776848OP, how old are you?How do you support yourself?What you do in your spare time?You got internet friends?
My teeth are fucked up because I have no insurance and can't afford to pay out the ass for dental work. I should just get them removed and get dentures. Either that or eat nothing but pudding.
>>5776982Wait, you didn't know that hair cut is a jew scam, much like car insurance and credit cards?
>>577699221.Everything is basically handed to me by luck and or government pay outs.I work out at home, read, hang out on wikipedia. I also like to cook, i was actually going to do culinary arts in college and have apprenticed to a few chef's in town in the kitchens when i was younger, then i found out how stressful and shit paying it is.Actually yes quite a few.
>>5777035you sound like a serial killer in the making.
>>5777056Currently live alone with my dog that i have had for 17 years now, pretty sure she will die soon. Not sure how it will affect me mentally as i am already pretty off. Might be right.
>>5777035Government pay outs? You on welfare?
>>5777035Also, do you play wow or any other online RPG?Are you frugal?Are you a virgin?Are both your parents living?
>>5777147Basically managing the left over money that the government gave me for having a parent die. Welfare is for niggers.>>5777160Not WoW but something else yes.Very much but i splurge on strange pointless things like my hair stylist.No i am not. Wish i was.Yes they are.
>>5777186How much does it cost to cut your hair?Also, are you a female by any chance?
>>5776930HAHHAHAHA.... that makes so much sense + 1 internets..... even if you are an ethnic
>>577719925$ usually and i leave a 20$ tip.Don't think it matters since your penis wont ever enter my body.
How the fuck do you get food?
>>5777220My mom drops off groceries once a week then leaves.
>>5777249did u ever hit that
>>5777217Wow $20 tip ... I tipped $5 on a $25 cut once, and I only did that once ... I don't tip anymore, fuck that.Also, I'm not trying to hit on you or anything, just curious if you're female, not that it really matters.Do you consider yourself a hikkori?How long do you plan to live this life style for?
Haircuts? I'm guessing you must be female?Are you disabled or have any type of handicap?What's your typical daily routine?
>>5777256I'm not a weaboo, so im not going to use a japenese word, i am merely anti-social and have 0 interest in the outside world anymore.I was hoping that i would die shortly after my dog dies, around 24-25. Basically die as fast as possible without dying before my dog.
>>5777283lol you are married to your dogdid your dog take your virginity?
>>5777283You want to die before your dog dies ... interesting.Why don't you get a new dog? And why do you want to die young, don't you want to explore the world? Maybe travel somewhere like Thailand?
>>5777056Not OP, but why?
>>5777302Maybe you can buy a child to replace your dog.
>>5777264No handicaps unless you count the whole anti social thing, which you probably don't. So no, im not in a wheelchair, im not obese, and not blind or any other handicap there is.i walk my dog at 3am to avoid other dogs/people -> lurk various websites until 6-11am when i fall asleep -> wake up make food and work out through out the day and either play games or read. I also had a stupid idea to start a garden(peppers/pomegranites/spinach/etc) and it all died because plants are stupid.
OH YOU ARE A WOMANYOU ARE JUST A HOUSEWIFE WITHOUT A HUSBAND AND KIDS WAY TO GOI CANNOT RELATE TO THIS THREAD ANYMORErealtalk
>>5777315Why do you work out? Why not just be fat and lazy, and don't clean your house and leave it a big mess?
>>5777283YOU ARE NOT ANTI-SOCIALYOU THINK YOU HAVE AvPDRAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>5777291Some idiot that loved me did. But i did not.>>5777302No interest in another dog at all. I have been to the following:CanadaJapanIrelandMexicoAustriaSlovakiaFinlandpretty.... much all of europe actually.No interest in africa or south america.
>>5777343I like to be in shape even if it is just for me, unfit/fat/ugly people disgust me to no end. I wouldn't feel right hating them so much if i was one of them.>>5777335Cool story brah.
>>5777361Interesting. So you're anti-social but how did you manage to lost your virginity, and what age?
>>5777344Antisocial and Antisocial personality disorder are two different things.
text>I haven't left my room in 3 years except to go to the dentist and get haircuts.>i walk my dog at 3amYou are also a liar.
>>5777394nope. Just commonly misused.
>>5777403You do have a point ... O_O
>>5777403Sorry i assumed that wouldn't count by most people's standards since it is pitch black and i interact with no one.>>5777382When i was 17, the same way everyone else does i think, by dating.
>>5777406They are actually, nigger. Though OP has neither.
>>5777432Just seemed like the easiest way to say that i keep to myself. I guess i could just say i am more like a hermit and not say anti social.
>>5777443Asocial.
more of ops pic?3453vgr4e
>>5777416So it's basically like you have the routine of a third shift worker. So do millions and millions of people.Nothing to see here guys, just another bitch wanting attention because she's "special."
hmm what new and exciting news will 4chan bring today? oh its another socialy fucked in the head shut in. riveting tale, chap
I'm the same way, you're not special, OP.
>>5777416At one point in your life did you become anti-socialAnd why do you want to die young when your dog dies. Get a new dog, or cat, or dog and cat.
>>5777504so is the remaining 93.8% of /r9k/.the only exception is that we're still virgins and live with our parents.
I'm basically the OP only with 2 years instead of 3 and my mom shaves my head. no dentist
>>5777509Women are emotionally immature. She can't imagine closure or moving on past small tragedy. Remember that bullshit about women maturing faster? It actually meant that they form complex bitchy relationships sooner. Complexity =/= maturity.
>>5777509I don't want a new animal that will only shit and eat.I want to die young simply because i feel that there is nothing left to do, i have seen all the area's of the world that i want to see minus Antarctica, i have done all the hobbies that i wanted to, i have tried every drug at least once and suprisingly enough none of them interested me. I have no interest in a family or kids. What reason is there to stay alive when the last thing that ties me to it will be gone and buried soon?
>>5777532bigger loser than op
>>5777522So I guess the real difference is that she comes from a wealthy family.
>>5777557get a harley
>>5777540It's not that i will be devastated, i mean hell it's not like i haven't seen it coming for years she is 17 and she's a big dog, her hips are bad she's losing bowel control and shes going blind. In all honesty she is starting to annoy me, its just that she is the only thing i actually am forced to take care of. So basically my duty will be done and i will have nothing else to do. Has nothing to do with grief friend.
OP is your name Paul?
>>5777592Yes. Paul Paulson.
Only a woman's mind can shrink her world so small that her dog is her only purpose.
>>5777557sounds like you need to get raped, in the ass.
hey, what state do you live in?
>>5777657The land to the west.
>>5777669Ahh, shit I used to know this. Sauce?
>>5777704http://www.harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=218Damn good webcomic glad someone recognized it.
>>5777557Seriously if even mere curiosity doesn't keep you living, you are some kind of retard. You just went here and there looking at shit and you spend every day reading the endless bullshit of the internet and you think you've seen enough of the world to call it quits. You haven't done anything substantial in your life and you think you've done everything. Just kill yourself right now. "when my dog dies" is just a dream. You will find another tiny, pathetic purpose you can nuture in your lap. Kill yourself now, what's the difference?
>>5777557Makes sense. Good luck with your suicide. Be sure to post on 4chan and live stream it on webcam.
