Top 10 reasons why currency is better than females:1. It will never leave you2. It will never cheat on you3. It is more beautiful than most women who would sleep with you, unless you're filthy rich and flaunt your wealth well by buying pointless shit like expensive sports cars4. You can still live in a small one room apartment without a woman bitching about wanting to move and start a family5. It doesn't talk and it's not a conscious being so you can do whatever you'd like with it without worrying about how weird/creepy it thinks you are6. The respect and attention it gets you feels pretty damn realistic7. The sex is awesome, especially if you have prostitute or gold-digger fantasies8. It has no teeth9. It's customizable to all your wallet/pocket/purse preferences10. It's self-sustaining, more than you can say for any of the women you meet in attempts to get laid with them. With money, you have a faithful, beautiful, versatile source of awesomeness that comes without all the headaches and heartache.
It's funny because it's absolutely true.
this is why I love r9kloveblox
If you're rich, you can be silly. If you're poor, you're insane.
Women misunderstand the cost of dating, romance, marriage, and kids.All of the above are expensive wastes of money that could be better spent on well-thought out investments, and by well thought out, I'm talking "an idea that crosses your mind during your morning coffee" not, "a couple years of dating and doting for the bitch to tell you she's pregnant, and you never told her about your vasectomy".
I only want a woman so I can have a family. But women can take away the kids now too. There is no point in dealing with women. I'm hiring a surrogate.
Money can't love youAnd money can't give you children.As well you can't tell money you love it or care for it.One woman not realizing you for how special you are shouldn't make you hate all women, you just have to start trying hard to find that special in other women.
why did you stop at 10?
Women are more easily influenced by society, I see being influenced by society as the most unattractive trait a man or women can have. Luckily some women are eminence, and allow me to love them by loving themselves.
>>5671846How does one "try harder" to find someone? It's all almost entirely by pure chance that you meet anyone. How the hell do I "try" harder?
>>5671846>Money can't love youI sure as hell can buy it>money can't give you children.Ever heard about adoption? Or buying African children en mass?
>>5671873Yeah women (and faggots) are into trendy shit. It's annoying to see people sell themselves out everyday and never stay true to their principles, if they ever had any.
>>5671846>you can't tell money you love it or care for it.sure you can dude. i have a dollar bill on the wall right next to me, i could say the words right now if i only had the courage.
>>5671882You work hard at putting yourself in areas where quality women exist, you gain confidence to talk to strangers. Library.>>5671912lolol You can't buy love. I wish I could love a girl for giving me sex, things would be so much simpler.YOUR children? lol at thinking adoption has any thing to do with love in it at all.
>>5671673lol at replacing every instance of "sex doll" with money
>>5671928Yup, I use women who don't carry pursues as a way to tell if they're quality. Something about not having to readjust their make up and still looking pretty is too desirable.
>>5671846>Money can't love you,Kinda doubting you because I haven't seen many of the "women that love" giving two shits about you if something even -slightly- better comes along for a night.>childrenActually, money -can- buy you children. It's still a waste to use your money that way, but meh.>>As well you can't tell money you love it or care for it.If there's more money than yesterday, that's all the loving that I need to know. WAAAY better than promises that get broken. My money loves me by making more of itself.
>>5671846>Money can't love you>Implying women can.
>>5671991None of your points addressed any of my points, you simply gave your opinion and anecdotal evidence that would suggest I am wrong. Holy shit you're stupid.
