bloody fucking idiots

Ima give it a try

9 days into no fap september I rubbed my dick while walking and had to run into a public restroom to rub one out and i came everywhere and just left.

I guess so. I made it pretty far this month but damn 4chan made me lose hard. I'm going to try harder this month.

I'm gonna hate to see how huge my load is after I stop fapping for a while. I already need a folded over paper towel, and I usually soak right through it.

I've heard not fapping can actually be dangerous if you give it up all in one go. Like anything else you need to be slowly brought off it instead of just going cold turkey as that can be bad for you.

True?

>>5634135
you could have done well if you avoided the bathroom part. Still this enhanced sensation is what I love about not fapping. You start to feel like your libido is skullfucking your brains pilot and even looking at a moderately dressed woman can give you a boner. Its awesome. I think if I managed to make it to a month, I would have confidence to ask somebody out or at least pick up a cheap slut.

As recident broscientist from /fit/ i can tell you right now that whatever effects that abstaining from ejaculation for a month will give can be achieved from just a week. They also restore/end after eight days and the cycle starts anew after a testosterone peak on the seventh day.

Also, that pent up irritable, testosterone surging feeling your getting is a selfe defence mecanism your subconscious employs called "Sublimation". Seeing as how our sexdrives are the greatest drive we mammals have, especially us primates, our minds have to do something with it or otherwise go insane. Therefore it "forces" this subconscious energy into other things that you do.

This is also the reason why most major religions hate free sexuality: its counter productive towards getting shit done.

>>5634159
There is an article that says fapping reduces the risk of prostate cancer by 30% or something like that. Still no fap months aren't about quitting for good. They are about getting some self-control and accomplishing a goal. Feel free to coat the walls when November comes.

Skinner approves of your reinforcement system !

>>5634159
lies perpetrated by the United States Government

I'm going to try for once. Will be hard to not click on /s/ though ;_;

>>5634170
Exactly.
I always notice that if I don't fap, I feel confident and ready to do anything.
When I do fap, I have little to no ambition. Everything is cool and I don't really care. Its like I just smoked weed or something. Sure the effect doesn't last forever, but you don't get it at all if you fap every day.

I'll do it, fellas

>>5634170
What the fuck r u talking about

"sublimate, minds, subconscious"
got anything empirical there?

Back that Shit up friend !

>>5634170

So does your testosterone level stay up if you just give up fapping all together? Cause I need all the testosterone I can get to gain muscle mass faster.

>>5634214
short of finding one of those autoban methods, you can block yourself from visiting 4chan or certain boards of 4chan.
Go to your host file and add the URL to the list. Every time you try to come here you will get an error. You are better off without 4chan anyway. Biggest time sink ever. You would be better off on an MMO since you would at least get fake rewards for all the time you waste.

>>5634234
>I need all the testosterone I can get to be completely bald when i'm 25

The one thing I find the hardest to overcome when not fapping is the sleep issue. Most of the time I don't fap because I'm horny but because I can't get to sleep without the instant low it gives me.
Try and find something to occupy your time until you are sleepy. Talk to somebody on MSN, read a book, browse a work-safe board, whatever. If you are too tired to fap, then you can easily make it to the next day.

>>5634234
Broscientist here

No, they dont go up or down if you fap.

They also dont go up if you fap UNTIL the seventh day of not fapping upon which it peaks at about 140% of your normal levels. Then on the eight day they return to normal again. This isnt necessarliy accomplished through ejaculation, tough if you have a wet dream during the night or a fap before bed on the seventh day it might.

So yeah, most people dont think its worth it.

I for one do, because all of that extra energy my sexuality supplies to my frontal lobe during the week makes my workouts TOTALLY PUMPED YEEEAAAAH BUUUDDDAAAAAY

its not for everyone, but trying it out during a no-fap october will at least give you the opportunity to make up your own mind after years of fap-addiction. :)

>>5634254

Already going bald bro, every single guy related to me is fully bald. It'll just be nice to bulk up even faster.

>>5634304

Whoops, I'm trying to get banned in another thread right now. Didn't mean to post as that here also.

>>5634319
speaking of getting banned.
Does anyone know any autobans on this or any other board?
I remember you used to be able to get an auto 3 day ban from all boards by posting [go] on /g/ but that doesn't work anymore. Do any others exist so I can avoid visiting /h/ and /s/?

I've been trying to abstain recently.
Self control and it gives me more drive.
I can't even last three days. I feel so fucking horny like I'm going to explode. While reading about nuclear fission I got incredibly hard. I heard about being able to concentrate on tasks, however I get so pent up it's impossible to concentrate. It's simply not possible for some people like me. Anyone else feel this way?

There's a month dedicated to it? I normally only fap once or twice a month if that anyway.

>>5634342
Expel the energy physically. Go running or whatever you like to do. You'll be so exhausted that you won't care to fap.

>>5634334
Seconded. I have enough self control to either not fap or not come to 4chan, and really I don't have enough self control for either.

Does sex count as breaking no-fap month, as it's pretty much the same thing?

I tried to do this about a year ago. I woke up on the fifth day at 2 am with a massive erection. It was difficult to describe. It was sharp pain that I kept just trying to ignore, but I couldn't. There is no way I could have ever gotten to sleep like that. I finally decided to fap just so I could get back to sleep.

Keep in mind that I had fapped every day of my life for about 10 years at that point. Most days, I fap twice.

>>5634407
I guess so. I didn't even think about that. A lot of us probably couldn't even imagine having sex.

Enjoy your placebo guys.

>>5634584
Doesn't even dawn on us. AWESOME.

I have really cut back since I have a weird roomate in the dorms this year. I mean, I haven't come in over 4 weeks, I do tease myself to the brink sometimes. Like yesterday for instance, and I couldn't hold it in...a constant stream of precome just dribbled out for like 5seconds.

No fap October should be a breeze.

>>5634407
No. Sex is ok. The point is self control, not cock blocking.
Hopefully the energy you get will push you to get laid.

Why bother with this? I've gone a month or more without fapping before. It's not a big deal and not particularly rewarding.

>>5634334
CP always works

fine...I'll do it. shit should be interesting

>>5635805
This shit.

ITT: Lonely neckbeards who need to step outside and realize there's more to life then playing with your dick 24/7.

you know what, i might actually try this out...
maybe banging my woman will feel even better, we'll see

>>5635856
Return to /sp/ with me now.

>>5635997
Thats the point retard. Without no fap months, people spend all day playing with their dick. I know I am guilty of this.
Instead of fapping, you can use the energy you would have ejaculated, on something productive.

count me in cock sucker.

i'm game, op!

MOOTLYFICKZBLOCKZZEwEZ

I would just like to point out that I went through No Fap September until yesterday when I finally couldn't stand it. The ejaculation was intensely painful to the point I screamed IN PAIN from it. The male body needs a pipe cleaning once every week at least.

>>5638547
False.
I'm betting you tried to hold your shot longer than normal. Just let it go as soon as you feel it.

>>5638570
I had a girlfriend who "trained" me not to ejaculate prematurely so now I can't at all with a girl. It's actually kind of helpful. So yeah it does take a while to get through with the business at hand but I was seriously cringing and yelping in pain from it.

I've lasted a few weeks before. It was raining cum when I came. It was EVERYWHERE, especially on my face and in my hair since I had my cock pointed at a slight angle. And it was super sticky and felt like I had been drenched by a group of guys jerking off on me. Not good.

I'm so gonna win this time.

>>5638644
Or maybe is it the best ever

Stop trying to make new months, you faggot. You didn't create no fap september so stop trying to impress anyone with changing the month.; the whole point is that it's only one month. Stop making these shitty threads in hopes that people will like your tripfaggotry on the internet.

>>5638719
A lot of people lost and want to try again.
I'm in OP.
If you don't want to participate then don't. Nobody is holding a gun to your head.

>>5638750
What's up tripfag, posting anonymously?

Wait. Does it count if I play with myself yet don't cum?

>>5638776
probably not. still I wouldn't. Thats how I lost last time.

I'm in OP. Just a few hours ago I jerked it in the shower and came all over myself. I think that will serve as my last release. LETS DO THIS

Bah, count me in. I usu don't bother with the whole "selfcontrol" mumbo jumbo but the rewards could be possibly pleasing. On Wednesday I'm probably going to end up jerking off over9000 times just to makes sure I'm as empty as possible so minimal temptations occur.

God I can never get past the first like 3 days.
I always forget that I'm doing this and end up remembering JUST as I'm finishing.
Hope I can finally get 1 month down.

I might give it a shot if I can jerk it at least once before September ends. I have a roommate who's always here now. The last time I jerked off was Thursday night since he left for the weekend. I was gonna do it Sunday night, but he came back. I don't think he'll be leaving for any more weekends, so it's not like I have time to fap.

>>5639146
fap in the shower
fuck their pipes.
clog them all.

>>5639193

I don't like fapping in the shower; just doesn't feel as good. Not to mention I'm crazy with fapping. Usually I do it for a good two or three hours since I like to build up my dick like a Super Soaker, so that when I finally cum, it flies out of there.

My kidneys are getting pretty sick and it hurts me to cum, so I'll give this a try. Furthest I've got is two weeks, but I had a huge depression on my side that time.

sounds fun.
count me in

I'm going to try this, but i'll consider it done if i can make it through 2 weeks.

The longest i've gone without fapping is 5 days, and that's because i was living with other people who were always around me and i couldn't do it. When i'm alone with the internet it's impossible not to fap.

Should I fap as much as I can in these last few days before October?

Or should I just start now?

>>5642762
>i was living with other people who were always around me and i couldn't do it.

Easy solution: Do it in the bathroom.

going to try and fail.

>>5642797
fap all you can now to get it out of your system.

>>5642762

not true. I'm doing the low fap life-style right now. I fap once a week before bed. I don't go to porn sites anymore either. I feel freaking fantastic. Tons of energy, and just generally more resilient and alive.

Is sex allowed?

It isn't fapping, I'm getting out there and being sociable.

And cumming inside people.

Anonymous finally gets the opportunity to practice self control.

Count me in!

No fap October? Uummm no I don't think that's going to happen for mmeee. Just yeeah, I need to cum. A lot. Just yeaah. I'm going to pass on that. I've masterbated 3 to 5 times a day for years so yeahh nooo. No shave november I can do though.

The first comment made me lol.

I'm in though, even though I don't know what it is. Pity is that I have a new girlfriend who wants to sleep with me ...

She can wait till November.

REMINDING YOU TO REMIND ME EVERY DAY.

I did this last year, and I made it all the way, but it was a fucking waste.

I'm doing this after fapping 2-3 times a day for around 15 years, even when in relationships.

We should all get in IRC tomorrow and have one big final wank to send us off.

irc.rizon.net

#nofap

>>5643687
proof /r9k/ is really just one great big circlejerk

>>5643727
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Come on fellas, none of us can do this alone.

bump for life changing experiences

>>5643475
You can have sex. This isn't about cock blocking. Just don't go fapping in a dark room to porn.