I have the flu and have run out of steam with talking to strangers

It's alright

Is this Freshers week all over the UK? Or is it a regional thing? It sounds kick ass, honestly, I wish we had it in the US.

When I came in the classes had already started.

;____; No fresher fuck fest for me.

>>5615672

Yeah, it's our repressive commie government allowing us to drink alcohol aged 18.

Hey, live and let live, you get guns, right?

I don't even go to uni, but I crashed at my friends uni just for freshers week.
Shit was so cash.

>>5615736
Do you think I was insulting you or something? I said it sounds awesome, damn.

So what are you in for? Drugs?

I don't go to uni. But hooking up with scared and vulnerable girls is awesome.

Fuck what movie is that again

>>5615736
>Hey, live and let live, you get guns, right?
Boy howdy do we. I spent yesterday afternoon window shopping for a .357 magnum revolver, and ended up buying a 3" knife with spring assist. That's right, it's got a goddamn spring-loaded blade. Give it a little tap and it pops right open. AMERICA FUCK YEAH!

>>5615835
Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

Go kill yourself.

its Ferris bueller's day off

What is this Freshers Week thing? Anything like Welcome Week here in the US?

>>5615873

It's a week where everyone is living by themselves for the first time in their lives. This results in a lot of carnage, binging, fucking strangers. Getting sick and on occasion dying of meningitis.

Of maybe that's just Birmingham Uni

>>5615933
Yeah, same as Welcome Week then. You guys start school really late.

>>5615672 here
Apparently we do have it here in the US, but I even live in a college town and I've never heard of it. But its all I keep hearing about from UK friends. Different themed parties every night at different clubs... so jealous.

>>5615945

Yeah it's everyone's first week of university. They give out condoms when you arrive. Then everyday of the week there is a different themed party. Toga parties, 70s parties, etc, etc.

Afterwards everyone usually is struck down with flu and / or STD tests from all the swapping of bodily fluids or needs their stomachs pumped due to excessive alcohol consumption.

Being a student in Britain is awesome. Did you know that because they know everyone will fuck around getting drunk, stoned, or fucking in their first year that our first year of university doesn't count towards our actual degree grading? All we have to do is pass?

Our and we have better healthcare. How did you country become so shit can get overtaken by Europe, America?

>>5615997
That sounds amazing. I really do wish I lived in the UK.

I know some idiot who has the flu and is puking but continues to goto a party each night during this Freshers week. Common? Or does he have a death wish.

>>5615997

how did your europe get so shit and overtaken by germany?

Why don't you stick your thumb in your butt?

>>5615797

Just irony dude, no offence perceived or intended. "Two great nations separated by a common language..."

Can't comprehend that last paragraph. It's true though that you only need an overall D minimum to continue to the next year. Well, at least that's how it goes where I'm studying though.

awh man, they could have made a movie out of just that scene in OP

imagine their wacky adventures and eventually finding love

dawwwwwwwwh

I went to Northumbria, it was shit. I came back and I'm going to Teesside now. Probably won't bother with freshers week. I can't be arsed. Sounds crap.

>>5615933
Whats with all the meningitis scare?