That's great.

Why did you make this thread exactly? I didn't really need to know about where you want to live.

>>5546195

I made it just to get your response~

Why would you, are you some sort of kike lover?

I live there. Yeah, it's pretty awesome.

>>5546210

Well I like dem moneys

I live here. It's expensive and filled with pretentious and apathetic fuckheads. Kind-of overrated... Until I remember that I live in New York Fucking City. There is always somewhere open and something to do, they don't call it the city that never sleeps for nothing.

It's THE melting pot of the USA.

Whats your resume like OP. Otherwise youre gonna have to suck a lot of guido cock.

>>5546222
Fuckin skanks.

>>5546221
So it's great and horrible at the same time? That's weird.

Are most New Yorkers bastards, or is that just a myth?

>>5546246
What he means is that people will piss you off no matter where you live, you just run into more of them in the city.

Depending on the day/week theyve been having & if they need to be somewhere. NYC folk arent much different from those in small towns.

>>5546246
It depends, but when a guy's mean, the motherfucker's MEAN. Same with women, the range is huge: From sweetheart to superbitch.

Most people think you're trying to sell them something, swindle them or get something out of them and will act accordingly, except the hipsters who try to act like hippie caricatures out of "Across the Universe".

Los Angeles fag here, I too want to live in NYC. I fucking hate the monstrously hot weather here like almost every day of every year, especially these past few weeks. Also I've never lived in a city. I don't consider Los Angeles a real city because our buildings here don't get much taller than 3 stories. Except in Downtown LA but those suck. Also why are there so many fucking tourists here? There's nothing to fucking see. OH WOW MANN'S CHINESE THEATER BIG WHOOP

i dont.

planes dont fly into buildings where i live. shits cash.

>>5548594
i as atourist agree nyc = win and intersting, La = suburbia

>>5548594
Fuck LA. There is literally NOTHING to do in LA. What is there to do in LA? Nothing. Skip LA and Hollywood and just go to Burbank or Universal City or something.

Don't mind me, just being the best city in Southern California.

>>5548632
lived in venice beach area for a while, it's a pretty cool area/beach now getting overrun by mexicans

NYC-fag who moved here from the midwest a few years ago. I don't consider myself a New Yorker necessarily (its something that takes around a decade I would say) but I love it here.

Ausfag here, starting Uni next year.

Options are open as I am decently smart

Calculus, Chemistry and Physics-wise.

I was considering Engineering as a career choice, but also considering Pharmaceutical/Medicine.

Just wondering which job will be more stable in NYC, and how shall I go about getting there, E.G exchange, green card, etc.

god i fucking missed NYC been 8 long years but iam finally back.

OP get some balls and move here. First thing you should do is eat at 16 mott street.

>>5548663

any of those and you won't have a problem getting a job, apply for visa - the green is either a slow process or an expensive process. Find a company that will help you cover the expenses. Are you through uni or thinking about coming here for unI?

I want to live in Toronto =(

>>5548702
Bitch no you don't.

>>5548706
Why not you horrible cunt?

I'll admit it, NYC sounds tempting. Then you check apartment prices...

NYC is fun if you're rich

for everyone else it's either a part of life or an inescapable prison

New Yorker here.
Fuck you guys. The last thing new york needs is another goddamned mid-west hipster walking down our streets. Do us all a favor and stay the fuck in suburbia. We aren't your fucking fantasy island.

>>5548713
This.

Debts will eat you alive.

I'd like to live in Seattle. Every time I go up there everything is great, but the only thing that got old quick is that there IS NO GOOD PLACE TO GET A BURGER AT SEATTLE

I would love to do Uni over in the states, but my parents are quite poor. So I guess I'll have to apply for Visa after working my socks off for 5 years that I'm doing Uni here.

Also, question, if I were to do Engineering what shall I double major in? E.G, commerce, arts, etc.

Picture related to whomever answers me :D

nyc is ful of whyt peeps bes 2 go 2 detroit if u wanna hang wid da nigas

>>5548717
what's that? everybody move to new york?

>>5548749
Major in Eurofaggotry.

>>5548824

move to new york for moot, never see him because 10 million people

>>5548749
We're in the exact same boat. Where you at?

blokeblox

>>5548749

stay in europe since it's so great

>>5548717
Fucking seconded.

I was born and raised here. These wannabe hippies come to my town and act like they fucking own the place, traipsing down the street, trying their damndest to find and populate every remotely cool place and use the knowledge of its existence as some sort of status symbol. They all try to "out New York" eachother and act like they're some kind of sad cinematic cliche "urbanite" from "the streets" circa 1975.

Out-of-town hipsters made NYC fucking lame.

>>5546188

New York is a pretty cool guy, eh asplodes his towers and doesn't afraid of anything

FUCK YOU BLOOMBERG WHY IS BROADWAY A ONE LANE

>>5548717

Yes you are. You made yourself a theme park with your fancy cabs, movies, Little Italy, Chinktown and all that other silly, gimmicky shit you and every other city have to offer.

New York is a fucking dump, anyone who lives there should kill themself and anyone who wants to live there should rape themselves.

oh also there's a metric fuckton of niggers and spics crawling all over, and WOPs to boot

i wanna live in nyc also

unfortunately i'm an australian with no university degree.

feels bad man :(

>>5548978

do you live on a commune or something?

FUCK YOU KING BLOOMBERG NOW YOU WANT TO OUTLAW SMOKING IN PARKS?!?

Pizza. New York fucking PIZZA.

And bagels.

You can't find good pizza or bagels outside of NY.

>>5548988

how the hell are you living in one of the most expensive cities in the world? where the fuck are you staying, and how much are paying for rent? i swear to god, if you collect federal money, you might as well paint your face black.

NYC is awesome, but the yuppies and hipsters should stay in the neighborhoods they already gentrified and stop trying to price the rest of us out of ours.

>>5548993

No but there's this fly in my room and I just got home from an 8:00am class and this little nigger buzzing around is the LAST FUCKING THING I needed to see, considering I have to do readings all day and then go to class at 3:30 and stay there til 10:00.

Also, something about niggers just pisses me off.

KING BLOOMBERG CAN YOU BUY ME A METROCARD

>>5549015
lol dipshit, Australia has huge amounts of nothing. Not everyone lives in the city.

>>5548995
This isn't happening is it?
I seriously want to skewer that impish little wannabe dictator.

>>5548978
Getting pretty Stormfront in here.

>>5549013

There's decent pizza to be had in other parts, but bagels outside of NYC are almost always just round bread with holes in the middle. And even when it's a real bagel, the spreads and sandwiches always suck.

fuck you all, NYC has become a shithole
at least I don't live in manhatten the dirtiest place on earth
anyone who wants to move here for any other reason EXCEPT for WORK, is a fucktard

>>5549033

Oh don't mind me I'm just visiting from /k/ since some niggers broke into moot's server farm and poured a 40 all over everything.

>>5549033

Yeah, he proposed it, they're gonna push it after the election.
Which is pretty much a lock, seeing how he's generally competent and there's no real reason to vote for Thompson other then Bloomberg ruining term limits.

>>5549032

oh my bad. i read that you were living in nyc, not merely wishing.

honestly though, nyc is as only good as the opportunities you can find in it. if you don't have an in, you might as well stay wherever you are, not wasting your money doing menial labor in a city that does not care.

lol NYC

fucking nyew yohkurs

you always know when you're dealing with one, within five seconds of initiating a conversation with you they will go out of their fucking way to point out the fact that they're from that shithole

I could be fucking any topic, I guarantee you that "well, I'm from NEW YORK so..." will come up in the first minute.

no one cares, go fuck yourselves or your ass-ugly women.

>>5549030
>>5548995
>>5548969
l guffawed.

My sisters buddy went to live in New York and he was found murdered in his apartment 1 month later.

Last time I was on the bus in Toronto (where I live), some guy was eating honey garlic ribs and rice and he was spitting the bones onto the floor right in front of me. It's like this everywhere.

Stay where you are.

>>5548924
Yes, it is your city. You should decide who is allowed in and who is not. You decide what makes you city cool and what doesn't.
Unwarranted self importance much?

>>5549085

Jealous Jerseyfag is jealous.

BLOOMBERG MY LEIGE CAN YOU DO SOMETHING ABOUT THESE FATCAT MTA UNION GANGSTERS? BUT OF COURSE YOU CAN'T. NO ONE CAN. EXCEPT THE MOLE MEN AND RAT BUMS LIVING DEEP IN THE TUNNELS UNDER THE RIVER. ALL THE GRAFFITI YOU SEE ON THE WALLS BETWEEN STATIONS, THAT IS NOT THE WORK OF YOUNG HOODS BUT THE SHAMANS OF UNDERGROUND FOLK, PAINTING THEIR HISTORIES AND MEMORIES OF THE SUN LIKE THE CUSSAC CAVEMEN.

>>5549068
oh im not the guy you were replying to, I just came in and took a thread shit.

>>5549013

>You can't find good pizza or bagels outside of NY.

Clearly has never left the city of New York.

Austin > NYC

>>5549085
Say what you want about the city, but we have the hottest women in the fucking world.

I'm a chubby neckbeard and even I'M dating a slammin' hot blonde. There's enough to go around, man. It rocks.

>but we have the hottest women in the fucking world
Northern Europe wants a word with you.

>>5549154
You miss my point. People from all over the world come here. My girl is actually Norwegian.

>>5549154

Yeah, but your hot women all look the same.
We have hot women from ALL OVER THE WORLD.

>>5549131
>man-faced, jean wearing est-cost uggos

no shit there' enough to go around

everywhere else in the us: hot women everywhere (different types, granted, but hot nonetheless)
east coast? christ, you might as well be dating dudes

if you see a hot chick in NY, she isnt a local

>>5549209
You have never had a night out in NYC.

>>5549111

Yeah, you'd think with all his business experience he'd be better at dealing with the unions, especially the thuggish Transit Workers.

You'd think he'd have learned by now that going to a mediator is essentially handing the union a huge win.

>>5549225
I love the subways especially New York City's when I went there in the summer of 2008. I get a majority of MTA's news through the Second Avenue Sagas with the ongoing construction of the Second Avenue Subway. I applaud Benjamin Kabak, a true New Yorker for updating his blog daily even though he's going to law school.

I wish I can move to New York City, but it is not happening till after I graduate from college.

>>5549131

>we have the hottest women in the fucking world.

the entire rest of the fucking world would like a word with you about your stupid niggerdom

>>5549262

Then come visit and have a chat like all your women do.

I'm living in NY, going to a NY college. Pretty cool place. Too bad I don't really do anything other than stay at home and go to college, so I don't really know all too much about this place.

>>5549252
You're fucking retarded. Stay the fuck out of my city you fucking naive faggot.

>>5549277

You get the whores of the world coming to New York and staying, because they realize they can make a decent living working for an escort service, dating fat ugly neckbeards for $700/night.

Congrats on being the whore capital of the world, faggot.

>>5549298
Faggot? I am not a faggot. My interest is in geography and transportation fits in there. I bought a New York City subway shirt when I was at the Transit Museum in Brooklyn. There was a cute cat there. :)

>>5549174

>My girl

Your mother does not qualify.

>>5549296

Read the Villiage Voice and the NY Press to find out about all the free events, and then go to them. At them, find out about other free events. Repeat until you have something like a social life.

>>5549325

HOLY CHRIST FAGGOT DETECTED BUYING SHIRTS WITH TRAINS ON THEM HOLY FUCKING GAY

>>5549345
This better pan out. I swear to god.

Just moved away from NYC for college. I lived there for ten years, and now I judge cities' worths by their public transportation systems. Miami, you are a steaming pile of doublecrap.

its fun living here but its getting too fucking expensive.

Living in the nyc lolol.

No one gives a shit about anyone, you'll never make eye contact with a single person, it's fucking massive and the first feeling u get on arrival is: "i really don't belong here".

You'll never hear anyone say "no problem", cashiers at the grocery store are downright unpleasant. ohlolol dinner reservations, it's the most unpersonalized city in the world. Unless you know people there already, enjoy zero social life, people ther fucking hate strangers and tourists.

Yay New York Shity. Unless you have some great job offer and help with finding an apartment, don't stay there for more than a week.

>>5549381

Trains are faggoty, subways are cool.

>>5549399

As a New Yorker who sometimes escapes to Miami in the winter, the public transit isn't so bad there.
There are many "important' cities which are much much much worse.

"I'll pass, I've been to New York. it's like Prague sans the whimsy."

>>5549425

Oh my god...

visiting from /k/ and /p/, was here a few months ago and I saw a whiney baww thread about lonelieness or someshit, lol'd hard

You guys sure are depraved fags, always craving socialization and interaction with other people. Grow some fucking balls, you're pathetic.

>>5549425
20 year New York City vet here. This never happens to me, I hide in my apartment all day but whenever I do go out I always end up talking to people I don't know. The people in my neighborhood are often open to talk about anything. I did help this lady one time down the stairs with her baby stroller and she kinda just muttered thanks and took of. I wouldn't blame her though since that serial rapist is still on the loose as far as I can remember.

>>5549453

What the fuck are u talking about?

>>people who prefer plesant people over unpleasant are basement dwellers, harrr harrr durr hurrr cry more

Whimsy ? Prague? Wat??

>>5549480

I don't prefer any type of people, I'm somewhat unpleasant myself, and so to interact with an asshole isn't all that upsetting for me. You socially retarded closet fags are the ones who get all asspained when someone doesn't say thank you or a cashier doesn't smile at you. You're just the kind of people that will commit suicide when North Korea declares war on the U.S. and everyone is living in a post-apocalyptic warzone.

Well actually you're the ones who will have been beaten to death by police 9 months prior during an anti-war rally outside Washington Memorial.

Point is, you lack moral fibre. You're weak individuals.

The hippies don't get any worse then Union Square under the statue. God those guys are fucking annoying, always trying to bum things off of me.

To sum up this thread: Baltimore sucks.

>>5549521

CLEVELAND ROCKS

>>5549500

>> IM SO ANGRYYY

You don't even know what you're talking about, yet you think you're the shit. Just shut up.

>>5549509

In NYC, hippies are far less of a problem then hipsters.

>>5549550
>my MOM says I'm cool
I laf'd

I do live in NYC.

Now what?

Most people who grew up in New York are retarded, have a terrible nasally sounding accent, and most likely a guido.

>>5549500
>Point is, you lack moral fibre. You're weak individuals.

Do you even know what moral fibre means? A skinny hipster protester has more moral fibre than your pansy ass. It's the capacity to do what's right, not be an asshole because you think others are "weak" as if you were some kind of pathetic wannabe ubermensch.

>>5549453
>You guys sure are depraved fags, always craving socialization and interaction with other people.

If 4chan is social hell, then /r9k/ (and /fit/ and /fa/) is the purgatory.

>>5549624
I have that accent from being in such close proximity to guidos for my entire life, however I'm fairly intelligent. It sucks because people think I'm dumb right-off because of the accent.

Fuck it, man, it helps with intimidation. I've totally scared the pants off of many a mid-west replanted hipster with a well-placed half-whispered threat.

>>5549685

Yeah, the New York accent is awesome like that, people automatically assume if they piss you off you'll kill them and their entire family, even if you're skinny short jewish dude.

>>5549722

helpsit you are a big Scottish Jew though

How in the hell did a thread about an anon wanting to live in NYC get over 100 replies? What in damnation is going on here? Where's the relationshit, misogyny and tripfaggot- oh wait, that's here - but where's /r9k/?

>>5546188
I'M GONNA GO TO VIRIDIAN CITY
(I'M GONNA GOOO GOOO GOOO)

>>5549801

it how we roll here in NYC

Lawl

NYC? Have fun affording it, while trying not to be "accidentally" killed by illegal immigrants on bikes or in large, clunky vans. Also have fun with how people would gladly toss you onto the road for the slightest convenience for them or their dog.

Then again, there is a shop here that only sells different versions of rice pudding... Including Nutella rice pudding. Fuck year.

>>5549846
I'M ON THE ROAD*

>>5549801

fuck you faggot only pussies enjoy those god awful relationship threads

>>5549097
Hey guys I'm a lameass Finnish bastard and I want to live in Toronto.

Should I try?

I likey the NYC Fire Trucks

go to bandung indonesia fggts

shit was so cash

>>5549128
yes. very yes. blox yes.

>>5549345
Thanks for the advice. I'll try it, I guess.

Seattle is superior. Not as many jews or bourgeois whores. A lot of emos though :(

>>5549128
>>5549128
I live in Texas and have actually like Austin all my fucking life, but since I turned 18 every faggot that I have never liked promptly moved there.

I feel like now it'd be jumping on their lame ass bandwagon.

Cool city though, expensive as far a TX goes.

>>5550051
BUT NO BURGERS

New Yorkers are unflappable and-OH NOES A LOW FLYING PLANE LET'S ALL FREAK THE FUCK OUT OVER NOTHING!

>>5550023

Bangkok works as well. We had a nice little thread going last night.

>>5550114
Fuck you asshole. You don't know what it is like living under constant threat of muslim terror.

>>5550141

well yes bangkok is good, but the traffic is worse than jakarta

>>5550141

you mean for those of us who are in bangkok?

>>5549998
>Newark

Enjoy dying horribly.

>>5550114

It must be nice living somewhere so boring Muslim terrorists don't even know it exists.

>>5549998
I think Union City, Jersey City, or Hoboken is closer and cheaper to New York City compared to Newark. It still has years before yuppies take that over and price everyone out of there.

>>5546188

Hey OP, I live in NYC.. Jealous?

NYCblox

>>5550443
I live in Seattle. We have plenty of attractive targets here. However, none of them are related to jewish banking, so of course they won't be attacked.

>>5550466

>hoboken
>years before the yuppies take over

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA Hoboken is Upper East Side Jr.

>>5549722
It's because of all those crime movies. People unconsciously associate that accent with the mafia or at least see me as some form of shady ne'er do well. I mean, I'm no angel, but I'm not the type of guy to pull a snub-nose .38 on you if you spill my drink.

>>5550637
No I was talking about Newark and how it is years away from being taken over from yuppies.

>>5550466
I like Jersey City. It's like a smaller, cleaner Manhattan.

>>5550676

Oh, yeah I'd agree with that. They also have pretty draconian laws right now in an effort to cut down on crime rate. Spitting on the sidewalk? Huge fine.

Jaywalking? Citation and fine.

Recently moved from Windsor, ON (ACROSS THE BORDER FROM DETROIT, FUCK) to Austin.

I miss my health care and I miss 24/7 stores, but I love the weather, the culture of Austin, and the awesome fast speed highways that cut through the city. Furthermore, I am extremely happy with the public transportation and I can hardly wait for Capital Metro to activate MetroRail, FUCK YEAH TRAINS!

SO YEAH, THANK YOU AUSTIN FOR BEING A LIBERAL OASIS IN THE DESERT OF RED! <3

>>5550618
lol Hipsterburg.

How's that fixed gear? Did your faggy scarf get caught in the spokes?

>>5550618

You live in Williamsburg. You're not a Chassid or an illegal cause you're on the Internet and speak English, so you must be a hipster.

GTFO out of

>>5550634
But you have no public transport. Also your city government is incomptent.

my city, cancer.

>>5550709

I love it. Good food, great bars, low buildings so I can see the sky. Also quieter than Manhattan, but only one subway stop away if I wanna go into the city.

You should visit, it's pretty awesome.

>>5550634

Seattle is so boring and gloomy that rockstars there kill themselves because there's nothing better to do.

>>5550707
>Spitting

I think a lot of cities should impose spitting laws. It's gross and not sanitary. People who don't spit, make the city a lot cleaner. Jaywalking in New York City should be allowed though since it is inevitable to do.

>>5550707

Maybe Newark should try cracking down on rape and murder first.

>>5550816
That would be culturally insensitive to negroes.

>>5550888
Don't get started about prisons. I learned a lot in Geography mainly Political Geography and American Geography. Still Newark had a record of 20 something days without a homicide last year.

>>5550761
Dammit, why'd you have to be so nice.

Yeah, I do like it there when I go. It's a cool little place and, like most of NYC, it's a nice escape from the shit borough I live in.

By the by, I really don't hate hipsters that much. They're just really easy to make fun of and joke on because of all of the cliches. It's funny, some people even call me a hipster so who knows? I think everyone who's interesting and worth a damn in this city is slowly, unconsciously, becoming what most average people would call a "hipster."

However, those pretentious music snobs can suck my left nut. I hate those people. "Yeah last night I went to this shitty bar you've never heard of to listen to a shitty band you've never heard of because I'm totally cultured and you're not." Fuck that shit.

Also, Animal Collective blows, stop trying to shove it down my throat god damn.

>>5550888
Dayum, Indians lurve them some manslaughter.

>>5550978

You sound like my kind of bro, bro. I do get called a hipster by some, but I'm not at the same level as some of the people in my neighborhood.

And I COMPLETELY agree about animal collective. Based on the sound, I think their band name is quite literal.

>>5551284
Maybe we shall meet one day in this fine city of ours, broham. I hope I'm in a good mood when I meet you. You seem like quite the bro.

>Based on the sound, I think their band name is quite literal.

Very much so. It's a jumble of incoherent noise tied together by obnoxious beats and whiny distant echo-screaming trying too hard to be that pretentious "You philistines just don't understand ART" type of artistic.

I remember a hipster girl I was into completely wrote me off because I told her AC sounded like someone gave a chorus of schizophrenic bums withdrawing from a hardcore heroin addiction a bunch of drums and synths and locked them in a recording studio for 3 weeks with no food or water. She said I had no taste. I laughed in her face. She's a great girl, but a totally cliche hipster chick. I guess that fostered my hatred of music snobs. It's funny.

>>5551696

add me on the facebooks.. grab some beers sometime

facebook(dot)com/JLIrwin

>>5552037

You're a brave man, putting your real name out on the internet like that.

>>5550618
I live in Williamsburg too, its a fucking hipster haven here.

Hey there, my thread is still up?!

>149 replies
gosh

>>5552734
Talk about an awesome city, get many replies