Don't tell them.

It shouldn't be too obvious when you eventually get around to it because it's pretty straightforward. Don't tell them and, you know, get around to it.

Wow you've never felt a womans lips I feel sorry for you brah. kissing is better then jerking off by your self. This comes from years of experience.

>>5542109
I agree. There's not too much to it and you'll pick up whatever you're missing in the first five seconds.

>>5542109
Probably the smartest course of action. Honestly, virginity still has a lot of stigma in today's society, but the most obvious virgins are the ones who make a big deal out of it. Just chill out and don't talk about it and you'll find the ropes pretty naturally, this shit isn't rocket science.

it makes me wonder exactly what it is you've been doing for the last 10 years...

Tell a girl, they think it's cute.
They might even kiss you.

Why do you even care ? Do you consider it that much of a disadvantage ?

>>5542138
Reading, collecting, playing guitar, mostly. Some sports.

>>5542143
Don't listen to this poster OP. Listen to: >>5542109

>>5542109
I know it probably isn't too difficult...at this point I guess I'm kind of interested in what girls actually think. Sort of a social experiment. Nobody in my circle of friends is going to be making out with me any time soon I don't think, and believe it or not there are actually some girls in it.

>>5542149
Umm...yes? I don't know anyone else my age who hasn't kissed a girl. I don't even know anyone else who is still a virgin.

>>5542207
Most people think relatively in relatively shallow terms, so if they don't know you well they might think there's something wrong with you or that you're chaste, unless you give some reason like "Yeah, after I graduated I went out and lived in the wilderness and killed bears for a living in isolation for six years (you'll need to be very muscular and have a big beard to pull this off though)"

Either way, don't try and find out with real girls, I promise few will go "aww" and try to be your first unless you're Connor Oberst or something.

Fembot here.

This tells me that you're either very ugly, very isolated, very creepy or any combinations. To be honest I'd rather not be around you alone because you know...when we hear this we ask ourselves why and the things that come to mind are not exactly nice.

>>5542275
OK...but you know, someone is going to find out I'm a virgin too eventually. It's not something I could hide as easily. Whatever girl I lose it too will know. So is it really that big of a difference?

No. It's absolutely creepy. There are about twenty more girls that would say "get the fuck away rapist" over "d'aaaaww how cute". Not to mention, the second of the two is most likely 1.) Ugly or 2.) The types of girls who subconsciously are of a dominating nature (unless that's your thing).

Seriously, you seem to realize that it's beyond the norm to be 24 and never at least kiss a girl, let alone still be a virgin. Your first thoughts are the right thoughts. Those that think a girl would seriously have the mindset are guys that are in a situation like yours, only more desperate to believe that girls find that attractive.

>>5542303
Well I was kind of a loner in my later teens. Kind of a shy guy in high school and beginning of college. I guarantee if you met me you wouldn't think I was abnormal. I don't think anyone would suspect this of me if I didn't tell them. So even if I was seemingly normal in every other way, it would raise a serious red flag for you?

>>5542362
If you get her to the point where you're about to fuck and she really likes you it shouldn't matter. Don't think about it too much. Focus on getting a girl, not the issues associated with getting a girl, or you'll stay a virgin forever. Just don't bring it up on the first date. In fact, maybe don't bring it up at all. Maybe she'll just think you're bad in bed.

Either way, yeah, stay focused on finding a girl before you really worry about that shit. It won't solve itself by moping about it.

I'll be 24 next month and have still virgin, never been kissed, etc...

Not bad looking, not creepy, etc... Think i'm just screwed out of a happy life. :(

>>5542450
To be honest with you...yes. I think it would be better not to mention it.

>>5542472
>Not bad looking, not creepy, etc

Keep telling that to yourself if it makes you feel better.

I just turned 24 today and I've never even held hands with a girl. But I'm fully aware that I'll die alone, oh well.

Girls are so demanding it's ridiculous. I really don't understand how it is so hard for them to comprehend that someone may have improved in some areas, or used to be less outgoing, or used to be more devoted to their hobbies, or whatever it is. I don't understand why a guy's past is important to girls at all unless he is a criminal. Oh well. I didn't lose mine until I was 22 and that's fine, I still was made to feel inadequate by some people though.

If you aren't one of the lot, meaning:
You did not fuck when you were 15.
Had many pointless relations that broke up.
Don't consider fucking and girls as the single most important cause of your life.
Then according to any girl you ask you are either:
Fat.
Ugly.
Retarded.
Creepy.
All of the above.
For them relations are the single most important thing in their lives, if it is not then there is seriously something wrong with them by their standards.
Simple thing:
You either stuff your cock in some vagina as early as you can or there MUST be something seriously wrong with you according to 95% of humanity.

At my college an upper division student gave a talk/speech to incoming freshmen about how to do well in classes, typical nerd dude.

Afterwards in one of my classes we were talking with the professor about it and how harsh and difficult he was making everything sound, etc., how he seemed so smart.

Then someone said, "But he's never kissed a woman"

Everyone, and I mean everyone (including the teacher), busted up laughing. I laughed as well because I have kissed a woman before, but if I hadn't I would have merely smiled weakly.

>>5542492
No, seriously. I hate to defend myself on here but I feel like I have better friends/social circle than most people here. My hobbies are string instruments, collecting records, and comic books. I'm graduating this fall and was in a handful of clubs. I played two varsity sports in high school, even have a six pack sometimes during the summer. I'm 6', average face. I took one year off school to travel/sort things out...I guess that set me back a little but doesn't seem like all too strange.

I'm just pretty shy, and have always had a lot of esoteric interests. Fairly devoted to my hobbies and studies, obviously not super confident around women. I am not creepy in any way and my looks are at least average. I get friendzoned some, I guess that's fine. I suppose there's something unappealing about me that I can't quite put my finger on, but for the most part I'd say what sets me back is that socializing is not my main goal, like it seems to be with most people.

I am starting to feel behind and like I am missing something. I just find it interesting that girls would find this so creepy and strange. Like I am secretly an axe murderer or pedophile or something, lol.

It's the media programming, much in the same way girls are trained to believe that they must be thin at all costs guys are trained to believe they must be sexual animals. Overweight girls and virgin guys are both assumed to be a waste of resources.

>>5542455
I wouldn't bring it up unless she asked. But won't she know when I'm fumbling around in basic foreplay?

Fucking girls does not guarante happiness.
Don't believe Hollywood.
Don't listen to the mass media.
Free your fucking mind.

>>5542524
This is all true.

OP your situation is nothing to be proud of. I suggest you gain experience in whatever way you can.

>>5542524
this poster is a fucking idiot.

keep going around and trying to legitamize not getting any.

what a fucking loser

Just make up a few typical stories about girls you've made out with and convince yourself they are true. It's definitely a turn-off for any girl to know you haven't even properly kissed.

lol ur a 24 year old virgin that sucks nigga i was getting laid in junior high

>>5542660
I guess, but at this point is kissing any drunk girl really worth it? Maybe I actually should save it for my wife or something bizarre like that.

Worthless boys have no sex

Worthless girls have all sex

Both fail at life and are less than human.

I first made out with a girl when I was eighteen, was awesome.

>>5542729
OP here. My kid brother first got laid at 16, with a hot girl, and has had five other girlfriends that I'm aware of. Doesn't phase me at this point to be pointed out how behind I am, lol.

Find a date. Take her out.

Take her back home afterwards, do not, I repeat do not attempt to kiss in public. Failure in the process will cause her to feel self-conscious since it's in a public area. If it's at your house/her place, she won't think twice about it and just continue kissing.

Figure the rest of the relationshit on adv.

>Posting anime pictures in a relationshit thread
Sorry bro, you're fucked.

>>5542665
Seriously of all the things that a human can do you are proud of the one fucking thing that ANYTHING that has EVER been ALIVE in this world fucking could do.

FUCK.

Seriously you are proud of doing what dogs, cats, mice, insects, fuck even PLANTS do a LOT more succesfully than you.

Instead of taking pride in being WORSE than ga-fucking-zillions of BEASTS, that lived millions of years before you, you could try doing something that only YOU as a fucking HUMAN can do .....
Seriously its like being proud you can SHIT or EAT....

OP you sound like a nice, cool guy who just somehow slipped through the cracks and I wish you success in your endeavors.

>>5542787

reproduction is the purpose of existence bro.

lrn2biology

>>5542692

it took a shitton of alcohol for my first kissy poo. luckily we already liked each other sober and it blossomed into somewhat for a relationship. good while it lasted at least

its okay to drunkiss if you love her