>>for the most part women aren't funny. Some women are funny, but that's very very rare. I'm not sure if lack of female funny is genetic or cultural. Are women funny in other countries?

holy fuck this. are women funny in other countries? i've lived in canada and america and women generally aren't funny here at all. exceptions are rare

glad you got banned, that's a fucking stupid comment to leave

>>551773

This. OP is dumb as fauck.

However, Im homo, and don't interact with ladies much (they're fuckin weird and emotional and shit), so I don't actually know whether or not they're funny at all. I'm just pretty sure that you warrant a ban for being an idiot.

women can be funny when they're not just talking about being women, y'know what i mean? Fucking female stand ups.
I totally agree about christina h though, she's boring and has seriious special snowflake syndrome. I can see why you got banned though, political corectness i guess.

didn't cracked have a huge shitstorm on their forums a few years back?

You're right, Christina H fucking sucks.

You're still a dick, OP but I've read far worse on the comments section. Definitely didn't deserve a ban.

>>551781
>However, Im homo, and don't interact with ladies much (they're fuckin weird and emotional and shit)
This made me laugh. It's so true, though. I don't know why the fuck all my close friends are women, they're so much trouble.

But, women arent funny?

>inb4 misogynist

i agree with you completely but you're an asshole for saying it

They mad that youz tellin' it like it is.

Stay classy, r9gay
not original but now it is

I've known funny women. Not funny in a deliberate sense, though. Now that I think about it, I've never really been all that amused by a female trying to be funny. There're plenty of witty ones, though.

I just realised that doesn't make much sense. I'm talking about stuff like Cracked articles and standup comedy; telling jokes and stuff when I say "deliberate". Of course wit is deliberate.

>>551813
they seem funny at first but then you look back and analyze them objectively and it becomes "wait... was she funny?"

and the answer is no she probably wasnt. but her tight shirt and flirty smile triggered your hormones into fucking with your brain till you thought she was just totally awesome and the bees knees. now shes somehow funny without being funny.

its the same reason you dont really realize what a bitch your ex was till well after the break up

>>551821
I've known unattractive women to be funny too, and I've talked to people who I thought were funny before I even knew their gender. Deal with it.

>>551839
the dude you're replying to never said all women are unfunny did he?

op didnt even say that. he just said most women are unfunny.

so for you to find some examples of funny women doesnt actually prove anyone wrong here. deal with it

>mfw i look forward to tuesdays because i share a 3 hour lecture with one of the funniest people i know
it's a girl

>>551845
>op didnt even say that. he just said most women are unfunny
My bad, it's pretty late and I forgot that detail. The guy I'm replying to flat out said I was wrong, though.

English bloke here.

Women from this country are many things. Ugly (yes, the stereotypes are grossly true, to an extent for us men but not quite as bad as women get it) Fat (highest obesity in Europe) and have an inflated sense of self-worth for some unknown reason, especially considering the number of stunning Poles and other Europeans we have now.

The one thing they are NOT however, is funny. At all. Ever.

>>551783
>Fucking female stand ups.

This, goddamn.

"So how about them periods? Am I right girls?! Penises are gross! Men are stupid. Hey, you know what's sexist? Every male performer at this comedy festival has sold out shows, but mine is barely half full! That's some sexist BULLshit right there! It's so hard to be a female comedian when you're discriminated against so much!"

Can't even remember who the standup was now, but it was the last time my ex made us see a female comedian. Even she said women aren't funny after that, and got pretty annoyed at the whole "I'm a terrible comedian, so people are sexist" thing. Although it had most broads applauding and cheering.

>>551851
fuck. as a fan of a lot of british comedies i had high hopes for english women.

i'm glad to be straight and all. but it does seem like women are great and hot and fantastic on the outside and boring, unfunny, emotionally unstable people on the inside.

>>551872
generally speaking of course. so don't disregard my comment because "my friends ex gfs wifes mother was hilarious" or whatever. a few isolated examples doesnt prove anything. on the whole and generally speaking women arent very good people

When I was overseas, we had some comedians visit out base. The two chicks were funny as fuck.

You really have to stop watching t.v. and get off the jewtube to see funny comedians. They're probably in your town right now, unless you live in a flyover state or in some suburb.

Yes, there are funny women out there. There are a lot of unfunny comics in the world. A portion of them are women.

>>551891
i've been to the local comedy nights. some really funny men, never once a funny woman. even unfunnier then the ones on tv generally somehow. face it, you got lucky with those 2 female comedians.

and i'm not surprised. sending unfunny female comedians over to piss off the troops would be bad strategy. they probably looked long and hard to find those girls.

>>551882
generally speaking most people aren't funny at all, just retarded when they try to be
men or women

I've wondered the exact same thing, OP. Although my sisters tend to be hilarious.

>>551906
>generally speaking most people aren't funny at all, just retarded when they try to be
true
>men or women
false. there are fewer funny women then there are funny men

sorry, but the truth doesnt have to fit into your politically correct ideals

>there are fewer funny women then there are funny men
by a significant margin

>Saying women are unfunny on an extreme liberal site
OP, you deserved it, even though it's true.

>>551950
oh man, you called me out on my politically corrected ideals
oh man, what do i do now?
oh man, maybe i think ill call you out on your politically incorrect ideals that are fun to circle jerk around on r9k?
i dont know, it's a hard decision
maybe you just attract all the dumb bitches
just like r9k attracts all the whores/sluts

>>551966
maybe that sounds like retarded irrational butthurt. there wasnt a single good argument in there for why women are generally unfunny.

you're just incredibly desperate to pretend that everything is equal

>>551750
no OP I think you were banned because you're a faggot

>>551977
I could be irrationally butthurt and desperate enough to make a thread to circle jerk off in about it.
No wait, that's you guys.

>>551992
>you could be irrationally butthurt and desperate enough to make multiple responses in that thread. arguing when you haven't a leg to stand on

>>552012
Resorting to greentexts. What's next, implications?
You certainly seem eager enough to respond to everything I type, after all - you can't lose an argument on the internet now can you?.

>>552027
>You certainly seem eager enough to respond to everything I type, after all - you can't lose an argument on the internet now can you?.

agreed. but its funny how that clearly applies to both of us

the only funny woman in the world is Jo Brand.

I'm a girl and I agree to a point. I love stand up comedy and all of the best stand up comedians are male, thats just a fact.
Most girls are more witty than they are funny and many of the things girls say to be "funny" to me are just annoying. I've always found my male friends to be funnier than my girls because I could relate to their sense of humor more. But men generally don't find women to be funny because they can't relate but that doesn't make them unfunny.

Christina sucks balls but OP, your comment is retarded and just a bunch of misogynistic crap.

On a more serious note, am I the only one who thinks cracked these days is complete shit?

there are more unfunny women then there are unfunny men. and anyone who doesn't believe that has buried their head in the pc sand.

>>552071
>On a more serious note, am I the only one who thinks cracked these days is complete shit?

no, it fucking sucks now. Soren Bowie is about the only one worth reading.

Lots of women I know have a decent sense of humor, I'm not sure where you get the impression women aren't funny.

Anyway, I certainly wouldn't have banned you.

I personally find it pretty distasteful that anyone would ban a person for having an opinion. I mean, the highest purpose of the internet is to facilitate human development on many levels- but most importantly intellectually- and you can't do that if you try to pretend that certain viewpoints don't exist. If you want to refine your ideas and refute false ideas then you have to face up to reality, not try and censor it because it upsets you.

>>552079
the one thing about cracked was that it was for me never primarily a "humor" site and more of a "random trivia" site. Anyway, nowdays, the site rarely has interesting articles that aren't rehashes of other articles coupled with too many articles featuring john cheeses and christina's whining. Also the photoshop contests are shit.

>>551868

Yeah, because male comedians NEVER bitch about women, huh?

This argument is irrelevant if you are talking about stand up. Women are not funny, men are not funny, only black stand up comedians are funny. If you are not black you are not funny.

Wow OP is a cry baby. Change IP and create new account, maybe you need your mother or /r9k/ to do it for you.

You know what I noticed, a lot of times on here, /r9k/ points out that women don't actually have anything of their own. They often just emulate from a man. Often on here you find the examples of how women artists just seem to emulate art not actually be artistic. How women writers aren't really that talented and just kind of emulate how a man would write.

Anyway, to my point, this thread got me thinking about the various women I've dated. One very attractive quality to women that I have is my sense of humor and good wit. I also have a keen sense of sarcasm (not the asshole mean kind, but the funny kind.)

The women who I've dated who I would consider funny, were only funny because they were emulating my sense of humor, wit, and sarcasm.

Oh, fuck you /r9k/ for being the red pill for reality of women.

I will say this, there was one girl in high school I knew, who was extremely funny, she had the same sense of humor, wit, and sarcasm that I did. I always admired her from afar and she was dating some bullshit asshole, who had none of those qualities I mentioned.

So, can a woman naturally be that way, probably, but I think it is truly rare. Kind of like Lucille Ball. She was one of a kind.

>>552112
you're not watching the right ones. Some of the nerdy white male comedians, the fat white comedians, and some of the younger white male comedians are definitely funny.

Personally, I find black comedians loud and obnoxious and really not that funny.

Some Latino comedians are funny, especially if they're fat too.