You the kind of person I hate the most in this world. You'll misunderstand why whether I tell you or not, so I will not bother.

A question aimed at girls...
the most misogynist community on the internet...
Calling troll.

I occasionally masturbate at work because I'm horny. I wear a half apron and can get behind a section of the counter and just slowly rub one out.

>>5388098
It's not aimed at girls. Guys can do kinky things in public too. I'm just curious. It just so happened that my example was something a girl would do, because, well, you know.

>>5388104
trust me, everyone notices.

Wait, how does thigh-highs make people uncomfortable?

I like wearing thigh highs with a garter and the panties over them, it makes me feel so cheap :3

>>5388065

Any chance of seeing you in some thigh-highs?

>>5388129
Well it's not uncomfortable until I sit next to them and I let my skirt fall a certain way and they notice for a second that I'm not wearing tights~

Honestly I wear them because they're more comfortable and less stuffy, but people's reactions are just icing on the cake.

I walk around in only my boxers with my boner sticking out of the penis hole.

>>5388129

Hi. Can it be thigh-high time nao? I would even settle for some over the knee action.

>>5388150

Yeah, that's always fun. Especially when crossing your legs.

I guess it would be even more fun in high school when not many people wear them.

I manage to stay up for over 40 hours without more than a half hour of sleep and finally escape my depression for a few hours after having almost no escape for 9 years and this thread manages to bring it the forefront of my brain. God damn it, I hate you OP, I hate you Arcanine, I hate you internets, I hate you human race, I hate you world, I hate this existence, but I'm tied to it by a primitive fear of death.

But, to answer your question, OP, I'm too pathetic to overcome my fears so I keep my sexual desires and expression hidden from everyone but myself.

A year or two ago a man was arrested while jacking off naked under the local light rail system. When they arrested him they found a screwdriver in his asshole and called the fire department to remove it. Then he asked why the firefighters were there, they told him, and he just yanked it out himself.

I MASTURBATE INTO COOKIE DOUGH, THEN SELL THE COOKIES.

KINKY YES/NO?

>>5388180

So you are trying to escape depression but you hang around the very cesspool of depression that is /r9k/?

Not a smart idea.

>>5388180

Don't post unless you are going to share, so share.

My freshman year my roommate never left our dorm (WoWfag), so I would hit up movie theaters for matinee faps whenever I couldn't pop one off in the shower.

During the spring and fall, when it's cool and breezy out, I'll poke a ton of tiny holes in some basketball shorts, shave my balls and then go for a run, commando. Feels fucking magnificent.

>>5388186
Reading other people complain about their depression doesn't really affect me at all. Reading depressing stories or other people experiencing depression does not make my mood any worse. It is not an issue. This place is merely a place to waste time and it requires so minimal extra effort to post.

>>5388188
I did share, I said that I don't bring any of it into public, which was the topic of the thread. I have nothing else to share on the topic of sexual things in public. I touch no one and no one touches me, I don't say much of anything, I only wear extremely bland clothing that's cheap and doesn't draw attention, etc.

>>5388129

I also like to wear thigh high boots and this real pretty black and pink lacey strapy corset and wear this boring brown dress over it. Then I put my hair up in a bun with pencils and but on my old BCGs.

I look like an old liberian, but I feel soooo good. And the best part is no one will ever know.

>>5388096
>>5388180
Why a thread like this garners replies like these is beyond me.

I had sex in a bookstore once (while it was open)... and when I got off I blew my load on some of the books.

>>5388207
My freshmen year of college I felt bad for my roommate. I was almost always there (former WoWfag). I was/am an Insomniac so I was awake during most of the day, and almost the entire night. I didn't know whether he did manage to pleasure himself or not. But now that I think of it, he probably did when he wasn't in our room. Now that I'm thinking, I'm wondering how he got any privacy at all.

>>5388213
You mean, librarian?

>>5388238

right. its late and im in bed, don't hate me ;_;

>>5388226
This is Arcanine, bro. You should know better by now.

Thigh-highs sounds super-sexy, OP.

bravo.

>>5388244
I don't hate you! Is it okay if I think your post was hot? What would you think if someone somehow found out that wasn't supposed to know, or found out some way you didn't intend?

>>5388213
>> look like an old liberian

well fancy that I've got a fetish for liberians.

>>5388255

it would be super hot or super scary, depending on the guy and how they found out

>>5388255
Well in my humble OPinion, it would be pretty fun but I doubt I'd do anything. I'd probably tease him a little bit.

If he was someone I came into regular contact with and couldn't avoid, well, who knows. It depends on the guy.

>>5388213

For a while I also wore skirts with no panties. They weren't really a mini skirt, but it was way above the knee. I covered up everything when I bent over. Then of course I got one that was an inch higher than I thought and that's how I got kicked out of Chilis.

I was such a horny fiend in highschool.

I jerked off in class. Yeah, yeah everyone knew. Whatever. Nobody ever approached me about it and I never got in trouble and I had plenty of friends. So if everyone knew then they were all tremendous pussies about the whole thing.

At any rate it was fantastic. For some reason girls in highschool liked to dress sexy but didn't really know how to deal with it, so I got to see up skirts or down shirts or whatever pretty much anytime. Also I had a wierd thing for seeing the back of a girl's underwear coming up from her pants... but this is the internet and none of you know who I am so fuck it, yeah, I fapped all the goddamn time in school and I loved it.

>>5388341

oh god my grammar is terrible ;_;

>>5388353
Also, one of the wierdest and most erotic experiences of my life happened in highschool and it was great.

I sat in the back of the room during one of my classes and behind me sat this really very attractive blonde girl. I went to a prep school so she wasn't dumb but she definitely fell into "that" clique of girls, if you know what I mean - she cared more about the football team than her grades, etc.

For some reason though she wore skirts and pantyhose almost every damn day, along with these sortof high-heeled mary janes. God I fucking loved it. I would pretend to shuffle around inside my bag and get looks up her dress constantly. I'd follow her upstairs after class (both of us had a class upstairs afterwards so I had an excuse) and yeah, pretty much got to see as much as I wanted everyday. Eventually my dick got the best of me and I started lightly dragging my fingers across her shoes - touching them, resting my hand on them, whatever. It doesn't sound like much but I got to do this almost every day for the entire 9th grade.

And yeah I've got a leg/pantyhose/upskirt/shoe fetish now. I WONDER WHY.

>>5388381
YOUR GRAMMAR IS FINE AND SO ARE YOU

MORE GIRLS SHOULD SECRETLY WEAR SEXY LINGERIE AND YOU NEED TO KEEP SETTING A GOOD EXAMPLE

KEEP FIGHTING THE GOOD FIGHT ANONYMISS

I don't even know how to feel about this thread

>>5388353
>>5388383

there is no way this is true. if it is then please tell me the location of this highschool where everyone is simultaneously sexy and oblivious.

>>5388289
If an unattractive guy, super scary.

I KID.

I was referring to if something slipped into the neckline and someone just happened to notice, and asked you what it was, and you were embarrassed, and they kept asking, or perhaps if you were sitting next to someone, and you leaned against them and thought maybe they could feel that you were wearing a corset, or ...

>>5388420
>>and you were embarrassed, and they kept asking

WHAT HAVE YOU GOT UNDER THERE MMHMMM IS THAT A BRA STRAP I SEE OH PLEASE MADAM TELL ME MORE

>>5388341

Some of the funnest clothes to wear are those Renaissance dresses they have for Renaissance fairs. It's like being in a lace prison...or like a lace present someone gets to unwrap.

The best part of wearing such elaborate clothing is that it takes some time to get it off. I love the building anticipation as the clothes come off, only for it to all be released once your completely naked. It really adds to the for-play.

>>5388432
You make it sound impossible that it wouldn't be creepy. Have a little imagination.

2/10, because now everyone will read that post colored by your interpretation.

>>5388448
PROTIP: Foreplay isn't spelled that way.

>>5388420

ideally a person who found out would be someone who i want to know, such as someone im dating or a crush. it would be fun to find ways for them to find out then show them :3

>>5388471

ty, ill remember that next time

>>5388448
>>Renaissance dresses they have for Renaissance fairs

I wore one of those once! I decided to go all out even, with all the underpinnings. The buckles and straps and whatnot were kindof difficult to deal with, but the overall effect was very nice~

I wish people could put that much effort into their clothing all the time!

>>5388503
I mean, what if it were a guy friend? I mean, it seems to me like you enjoy that it's naughty and hidden from people, so would you at all enjoy being teased about it? Of course, there's nothing fun about mean-spirited teasing, but sometimes teasing is fun.

Sorry if I'm asking personal questions. It's just, I like talking about this sort of stuff.

OP, pls post your 11 inch cock, we all know you have one at this point so you might aswell finish this thread off well

>>5388551
No! But I will post more bloomers, if you want.

>>5388539

I guess light teasing would be kind of fun where appropriate. I'm sure a few people think I am prudish because they only see me in boring dresses without knowing what is underneath so teasing, hinting what is under them could be fun.

Embarrassment isn't a problem as long as I get something out of it.

i fucking LOVE thigh highs, god bless your mother fucking soul OP

pretty unrelated but a female friend and a male friend(he's pretty unimportant in this story though) of mine crashed at my house the other night and I mean I'm a r9k virgin but Im pretty sure I could hear her masturbating like at least a couple of times when she must have assumed I was asleep. I don't even feel that awkward now when I see her considering I listened to her masturbate with a huge boner for fucking ages and I guess not only is this post pretty unrelated but doesn't really leave any room for a response or ask any questions either.
Guess I just wanted that of my chest

>>5388557

Hey OP, do you know where can you get bloomers in America? I can only find them online from European stores.

>>5388582
maybe she wanted you to hear
get them to crash at your place again and make the moves on her
because She Wants You

Every single bitchy girl I meet, I imagine collaring and making my sex slave.

I'm a really nice guy in public (Not "I'm a nice guy I never get laid baw"), so I usually let the bitches run their course and tire themselves out, taking the moral, intellectual and rational high ground, making them feel like idiots. However, when a girl says something bitchy to me, I have the almost irresistible primal urge to slap her, turn her around and bend her over the nearest table.

I blame my ex who was a terrible perv and would ask me to do this whenever she "acted up." I had to "keep her in line." It was as if she had an abusive relationship fetish. She would dress like a prostitute and I would make her suck my cock in a crowded and well lit train station for "backtalking."

Wow tangent.

>>5388591

That is so hot...i'd love for a guy to do that to me, but im such a chicken shit, i get all scared and beg for them to stop and they always fucking do, assholes.

>>5388589
Im almost certain she didn't know I could hear and didn't want me too. She was super quiet to the point where Im still second guessing wether or not she was and there was no way I would have heard except she let slip a tiny sigh and I went ultra still and listened super carefully (creepy but I mean what the fuck you masturbate in my room that's the rate I'll charge). Im pretty sure she's not atracted to me as I know for a fact she has a giant crush on a friend of ours and Im ok with that.

>>5388608
>beg for them to stop and they always fucking do, assholes.
Because otherwise it's lolrape. We try to avoid any situations which might end up labeling us as a sex offender.

>>5388585
Commission them from the EGL bitches. They know how to make really cute bloomers.

>>5388608
I'd do it to you, but you're probably a trap and/or live thousands of miles away.

Did it many times. I love how girls love it rough.

>>5388627

You built up my dreams and destroyed them in the same post. ;_;

>>5388623

Is that expensive?

>>5388609
Oh. Well.
Then why the fuck was she masturbating in Your house?
We must ask ourselves what compelled her to masturbate in somebody else's house rather than her own...HMMmmm

>>5388662
I think the question should be why he seems to be convinced she even was masturbating in his house.

>>5388647
What city/state/country do you live in?

>>5388651
Depends on who you order from. You're probably looking at ~$30 for ones with nice lace.

Give me your AIM, and I'll dig up some links for you <3

>>5388668

USA, Missouri.

Am I even close?

>>5388662
I dunno I assume the mood just took her while she was in that weird stage where you're drifting of and random thoughts pop into your head and she assumed everyone else was asleep. Also we were all just coming down of salvia and that might have effected the situation somewhat.

>>5388065
Oh god.
I have such a thing for thigh-highs. I really, really wish you'd gone to high school with me!

>>5388694

Depends. What part of Missouri?

>>5388732

Around St. Louis

Every girl confident in herself should wear thigh-highs. They should be the symbol of self-esteem.

But God, a goth-esque chick with really long hair in thigh highs... I'd do anything to get with her.

>>5388735

Ouch. I live in West Plains. A little bit further than I'm willing to travel.

>>5388749

I am relieved and saddened by that statement.

At least I know there are some guys out there who will treat me rough.

>>5388757

Colombia here. I'm more than willing to travel and rock your world.

>>5388757

Too bad you're not west coast, I'd do you raw, and make it rough as fuck.

JESUS CHRIST, GET A ROOM

>>5388690

i don't have any IM clients other than IRC ;_;

>>5388766
>>5388769

Boys are so cute because they are so easy to turn on.

>>5388769

West Coast femanon here. I'll take you up on your offer on one condition: I travel to your place. I'm not letting a stranger know where I live.

>>5388782

You just sound straight up scary.

>>5388772
YOU AGAIN
GTFO MY IRC

>>5388780
of course that doesn't stop you, you just ram your dick in their ass

>>5388782
west coast maleanon here

get some dignity, you sad bitch.

Since when were bloomers kinky?

Anyone near Los Angeles want to show a lady a good time? :3

ITT: gay cruisers and the male virgins who fall for them.

>>5388732
New York.

I'm the original guy who asked.

>>5388785

wat did i do?

>>5388789

that would be hot for some people, but like to take the punishment, not give it out

>>5388793
I'm in LA. I'm well to do, I drive a nice car, and I'll slap the shit out of you if you won't gag on my cock like a good girl. I'm older, fat, and I have athletes foot in my jock area, but I have no STDs. Let's do this shit.

Often at work a go to the toilet and get myself hard, leave my cock out of my boxers and pull my jeans up and then go back to my computer and sit there enjoying an inexplicably kinky thrill. Although on occassion I've had to stealth tuck it away or stall someone who wants something so it can go down before I stand back up as I'm quite well endowed so it would be a hugely obvious tent. When some girls come talk to me im so tempted to stand up so they catch an eyeful but I don't want to risk sexual harassment issues. I also fantasize about following them to the toilets and fucking them but I don't think I'm attractive enough to pull it off, shitsucks because it would be so hot.

>>5388782

Where in west coast?

>>5388804
That was the most turn-offy thing I've ever read.

>>5388814

Nuh-uh. I'm traveling to you. You have to tell me where you live, sillypants. ;3

>>5388818
good, these people needed some cold water dumped on them.

>>5388820

lol, I meant what state. Or if you're in CA, what part. North/South?

>>5388824

Fetish heels are the best heels but impossible to wear, anywhere.

Oh jesus, why did my thread turn into hookups? ;~;

>>5388791
Since I decided they were, okay! Most people look at them and think "why are you wearing this wierd underwear!? It must be a fetish." It's not... mostly.

>>5388831

Southern California.

locationblox

>>5388824
Why? I'm a fucking male nympho and I love it.

That wasn't so hard. Still a bad girl, though.

>>5388840

If it makes you feel any better, a good 80% of all of the hookup posts are all made by the same guy.

Including this one.

>>5388845
>male nympho
>male
>nympho
>male
>nymph
>male
>male
>male
>male

>>5388849
You mean the dominant guy with Athlete's Dick? Oh god.

>>5388803
You were an obvious trap, that's what you did. Hurry up and whip that thick schlong of yours out so we can get this thread over and done with.

>>5388841

email me! trademarkmemory@gmail.com :3

>>5388873

It simultaneously warms my heart and A, E, S, and G keys when some lonely virgin faggot on r9k thinks he's going to get laid via an online hookup.

>>5388871

quotebloxbox

>Hurry up and whip that thick schlong of yours out so we can really get this thread going.

I wish more girls would wear bloomers and dresses instead of jeans.
So fucking sexy.

http://www.inthestarlight.com/underthings.html

>>5388871

Im a size three, nothing on me is big.

this thread went from fantastic to creepy really fast. its too bad, really :<

>>5388955

Post those goddamn thigh-highs already, between this and the sex-positions-thread dying down, my boner is starting to give up.

>>5388840
I'm still hoping you'll comment on my love of thigh-highs, long hair and long haired goth girls.

>>5389628
Pretty please?
I can't believe someone once said "Pretty please?" on this board.

>>5388840
Come back, OP! Come back! I need your sweet bloomer-loving self.

I love you, OP.
I'll always love you...


... Well, not really, but you're really awesome.

More?

(fuckyourobotfuckyou)

I wear diapers in public.

Sometimes when my hands get cold and nobody's looking, I put them in my shirt and my nipples poke out. I doubt anybody notices, though, with the sort of clothes I wear.

Also this is more contrary to the OP but outside I wear frumpy/baggy things and at home I like to dress in EGL and sweet lolita, or candy raver clothes.

OP is the second girl I've seen that likes bloomers. It's a shame more girls don't appreciate them!

I eventually want my girlfriend to wear her collar in public, covered by a scarf or something similar, so I guess it applies similarly to this.

i wish my gf would wear thighhighs

Good God, I dearly hope OP isn't fat.

The reactions would be for a different reason. Most likely revulsion.

>>5391804
All you have to do is ask her! She'd probably do it for you. Also they're not very expensive, you could maybe buy some as a gift...? But a lot of girls think it's tarty, so you might be out of luck.

>>5389628
What would you want me to say? I'm aware people are fond of thigh-highs. It's why I wear them~

Thigh highs are...meh for me.
If a girl wears stockings, though, it raises her attractiveness by 2 points in my book!

This thread is stupid. Even for /r9k/.

I like stockings over thigh highs.
Well, no.
I prefer it when my girl makes me wear stockings. That's

>>5388150

lol where the fuck do you go to school that thigh highs~~~ are a big deal? i often wear thigh high socks with mini dresses.... so that the bottom of my dress does not cover the tops of my socks and most people seem to ...not get "horribly uncomfortable"...

but anyway i love thigh high socks, too. so comfy to lounge in ...

>>5388208

you are a rock, you are an island

>>5388213

That sounds so unbelievably hot.

>>5388181
Here, surprised to see this thread still around.

>>5388188
That man was me.

>>5391907
Well, I may have been exaggerating. For effect, you know. People were uncomfortable about it because I was the only girl that did it (at first), so it stood out. Mostly I was just referring to how uncomfortable most boys got when I sat next to them and they knew or found out.

I do love long socks though. Sadly they're usually too warm to wear in the summer where I live :<

damn OP thigh highs are one of my fetishes. nothing turns me on more than a women in thigh highs.

There's nothing kinky about wearing bloomers under a skirt. THATS WHAT THEY ARE MADE FOR. That's like saying wearing underwear under your pants is kinky.

>>5391995

eep, unfortunately for me i often end layering the socks over tights because it gets so cold here :/ and jeans+tshirt is just so boring...i love to wear dresses but its freezing from december-march :s

and i know what you mean about being one of the only ones to wear them/that causing a stir, lol. i live in a pretty small town so a large portion of my clothes garner stares :/ apparently lace leggings are 'shocking' for the people of michigan.

Male near Torontofag here. My ultimate fetish would be to dress up in a cute frilly dress and get with a girl wearing a tuxedo with short hair and perhaps Delicious Flat Chest.

I'm cycling every few days for upwards of two hours just so I can get a nice thin waist, and I'm quite short. My face is kind of boyish, I suppose, with the typical brow and cheek focus, but my nose might might be a little sub optimal, a bit long. :C

To delve deeper, I have the awfully unlikely fantasy that maybe a Halloween I'd go out as a trap and meet a girl like that and wacky unlikely shenanigans would ensue. Sucks being a heterosexual potential trap. ;_______;

>>5392014
Well I'm sorry then! It gives me a little thrill so I decided to list it. No need to call the bloomer police!

>>5392156
I'm about, 5'6 I think, maybe 5'7, by the way. I also have what have been described as cute feet, size nine and a half.

I also used to go around grabbing girl's asses in crowded hallways when I was in highschool. Not even teachers were immune.

>>5392182
Why must the thread die on my post? ;______________________________________________;

>>5392263
Bump for awkward penguin anon.

>>5392339
Pitching in.

>>5392182
>>5392182
>>5392182

I'd greatly apreciate a picture of your feet.

mootblox

Wow, I am actually wearing bloomers under my jeans right now. I have been for the entire day and now you come along saying you do the same thing.

P.S. I am an man. And I do love girly things too.

>>5392432
Give me an email to address one to, or contact me at my designated fourchan email address at niggrniggr@hotmail.com. I only have pictures taken with a QUALITY CAMERA.

>>5392434
Well congratulations sir. You have good taste in women's underwear!

>>5392182
If you're 5'6" and thin enough I would not be surprised if you could achieve your dream! Pierce the heavens, tiny anon!

>>5392443
Sure is awkward trap-penguin rediscovers thread after the people who crusaded to help him more or less stopped, and now he is in the exact same position as earlier, waiting for some kind of response, be it an email or someone's email address.

>>5392529
It's funny because I've seen Gurren Laggan and you allude to it so informally. But thanks. :3

just dropping into this thread to show my appreciation for girls who appreciate girly things <3

>>5392622
By now, I think it's just girly/gay guys who appreciate girly things.

>>5392644
don't say that! don't shatter my fantasy ;~; at least a few of the posts itt must have come from girls!

>>5392263
Don't feel bad, happens to me all the time

>>5392667
Hence the amount of rage / demotivationals / Socially awkward penguins about such things, eh?

Fuck year thigh highs OP. I fucking loved wearing those.

I've masturbated to orgasm twice while driving, mostly for the novelty of it.
PS: I'm a girl, so there's not much mess to clean up.

THIS THREAD IS COMPLETELY FUCKING USELESS WITHOUT PICS

>>5392746
Did you make it to orgasm? I can't imagine what you'd be thinking of to get that far, unless you did most of the work while stopped at an intersection, imagining all the staring faces, all observing how hard you were blushing, and that one of your hands was mysteriously occupied.

>>5392757
Foottrap here. My images are far too large to post on the chonz.

>>5392746
>PS: I'm a girl, so there's not much mess to clean up.
Actual girl here, and judging by that sentence you are not a girl.
Guys can just fap, cum into a tissue, and throw it away.
Chicks, on the other hand, have to deal with stuff leaking the whole time they're aroused and the smell on their hands and clothes afterward.

>>5392780
My sister's room smells like what I must assume to be that very same fluid, based on smelling her and another woman's lady clothes of the you know which region. Does she masturbate a lot in there y/n?

>>5392759
Yes I did, I said so in my post... It's a matter of multitasking!

>>5392780
I just changed my underwear when I got home.

>>5392780
Thank you for saying that, whether or not you really are a chick. I wanted to call "her" out so bad, but my dick tells me it isn't a good idea.

>>5392816
For some reason I missed that information. Some how.

>>5388065
I thought you were a guy. GOD DAMN IT.

lackoffutablox

>>5392823
I'm sorry! If you were looking for a guy that wears bloomers it would seem there are a few in this thread, though!

Bumping for great fucking justice.

>>5392746
i thought girls got all spazm-y and crazy when they orgasmed? wouldnt that be dangerous on the road!? :O

>>5392899
girls have different types of orgasms
there's mental orgasms, there's physical orgasms, and there's full body orgasms

>>5392924
3 kinds of orgasm? hurf durf 2 complex 4 male brane 2 understand i am XY chromosome and what is this?

>>5392899
How mad could you be if you learned the chick who just hit you did so because she was fingering herself? Women, if you do this, know that getting laid WILL be expected.

>>5392957
Right. Like any woman ever would admit an accident was her fault. The accident happened because "you stopped too fast", period.

>>5392924
Mental and fullbody orgasms?

God, I want to punch you.

>>5392969
because you don't believe me or because you are jealous?

>>5392156
>heterosexual

Haha, good joke. If you want a girl to resemble a man, and for you to act like a woman, you're certainly not straight.

>>5392957
pretty damn mad, not all of us are virgins