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Wanna draw me a jellyfish and steve irwin?

What is with all these drawfags tonight?

draw me a squirrel... of doom.

Can you draw me the amazing atheist? PLEASE :3

>>5336834
Way to go, Steve. GRABBING THAT POISONOUS THING WITH YOUR BARE HANDS! FUCK YES!

Now, in exchange for this drawing, you have to explain complex human emotions to me.

Think about your motives for wanting to kill the squirrel and make your decision on that.

My guess would be that it was diverted frustration or anger over an unrelated event or person that brought on the thought.

If not, I would seek counsel from a professional mental health expert or a clergyman.

>>5336876
I hate this guy. Regardless of whether or not he's RIGHT, it takes him 10 minutes of quick-cuts to express a point he should be able to say in 2 sentences.

His hair sure is glorious though. It almost makes me forget how fucking fat his face is.

Draw a 12 year old loli getting penetrated by a 40 year old man.

>>5336876
didn't you already get one from drawsquirrel?

How about you draw a cat with a top hat, bemusing that he has no second partner for a two person bike?

I understand exactly why you have these feelings, but I'm too busy explaining exactly why I would rape my sister over on /a/.

>>5336851
Just ANY realistically drawn squirrel looks like a squirrel of DOOM.

I don't know why people think these things are cute. Fuck.

>>5336899

Draw Proud_Christian_American getting his dumb fucking head smashed in.

>>5336958
I don't like drawing complex props. :\

>>5337033
Tis good enough. How about drawing a happy jar of peanuts?

Draw me some incest, and I'll be certainly happy to oblige in your search for insight as per these events you experienced today.

>>5336985
I'm a 6'2 178 lb black male in his mid thirties with a thin mustache and short shaved hair. I posted a pic on /x/ a few years ago, but don't plan on posting it again (I've seen it a few times as a motivational on /r9k/ though)

If it makes OP feel better he can feel free to draw whatever he wishes to take out his anger.

>>5337047
What exactly makes a jar of peanuts happy?

I think it's the optimistic attitude. His jar is HALF FULL.

Draw that one thing.

...you know the one I'm talking about. Draw it!

Draw yourself with a beard as epic as yo hair.

>>5337085
The jar is also happy because he has a slice of orange on his cover... He likes oranges.

>>5336899
This is somewhat sensible, but your Proudness to be Christian and an American makes me wary to your explanation. ((Duuuuurrrrrrr...~~))

Who else has some explanations? COME ON! INTERNET PSYCHOLOGY TIME!

>>5337085
A nice look down a street of optimism. Perhaps peanuts are simply delicious. Three old school soda glass bottles protesting for their rights, please?

>>5337122
Also, perhaps you should just apologize to the little one, and give it peanuts.

>>5337122
You're sad because you empathized with it even if you otherwise dislike it. Now illustrate this story for me http://tinyurl.com/3tfjfv

>>5337122
I'm telling you, draw me incest and I'll explain this shit PERFECTLY, as well as go on and talk about dreams and "tips" for lucid dreaming... and shit.

>>5337125
I'm not really sure what happened, here, but here you go.

>>5337099

I told you to draw that one thing, come on!

>>5337192
Pow! Now it's time for a very pissed looking bottle of pain pills, and it speaks. "Get the fuck away from me, man."

WHY THE FUCK IS IT SO HARD TO GO TO /i/ OR EVEN /ic/? DO YOU KNOW THOSE BOARDS EXIST, OR IS DRAWING IN SHII PAINTER TOO HARD FOR YOU?