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    197 KB Anonymous 08/31/09(Mon)16:31:55 No.5286929  
    So a few weeks ago I won a couple of million on the national lottery and I am bored out of my fucking mind. I quit my job and everythings great, dream come true etc.

    Except it fucking blows. I've ordered pizza every night and treated myself to the odd bottle of champagne but aside from that I'm still spending all day every day sat at the computer doing nothing. Where are the gold-digging whores who will fuck me for my money? How do people meet them?

    Where do I buy a solid gold ferrari? I've never seen a ferrari for sale in my 19 years of life, solid gold or otherwise.

    Seriously /r9k/, what the fuck!
    >> Anonymous 08/31/09(Mon)16:33:13 No.5286943
    is that Hannah Hilton?
    >> Anonymous 08/31/09(Mon)16:34:18 No.5286952
    If that's true, book a flight to wherethefuckever and chillout five star style at a hotel you tard.
    >> Anonymous 08/31/09(Mon)16:34:36 No.5286956
    Oh lawd! Don't waste your money on fancy cars and shit... Invest it wisely to make even more money.

    Seriously something like 92% of lottery winners end up broke within a couple of years. Don't be that guy.
    >> Anonymous 08/31/09(Mon)16:35:26 No.5286973
    I'd like you to prove you won the lotto buddy.
    >> Anonymous 08/31/09(Mon)16:36:21 No.5286985
    Sounds like what you need is less money. Send all that money to me and you'll become a happy man.
    >> Anonymous 08/31/09(Mon)16:37:31 No.5286993
    >>5286956
    that is more due to people calling for donations and start up business scams. So while you can pin it on mismanagement of funds, it really isn't them going out and buying 100 mansions and ending up broke, they are literally being stolen from.
    >> Anonymous 08/31/09(Mon)16:41:56 No.5287035
    Fuck you, OP.

    And fuck you >>5286952 and fuck you >>5286956. You're everything about the world that should be flushed away and die. Don't buy stupid shit, don't use it to make more shitty money, use it to create something awesome, something beautiful.
    >> Anonymous 08/31/09(Mon)16:42:04 No.5287038
    Pay for my college and I will tell you what to do to get that shit.
    >> Anonymous 08/31/09(Mon)16:43:15 No.5287047
    >>5287035
    >use it to create something awesome, something beautiful.

    I am, I'm building a house of cards out of pizza boxes.
    >> Anonymous 08/31/09(Mon)16:44:29 No.5287057
    google ferrari+used+(insert whichever model you like the most)

    google "russian mail order brides" i like the whores on bridesinbikini.com the most
    >> Anonymous 08/31/09(Mon)16:45:25 No.5287062
    Where do you live, OP? I'll fuck you for money.
    >> Anonymous 08/31/09(Mon)16:45:48 No.5287066
    >>5286993
    Yeah I guess that happens a lot as well...

    To tell you the truth one of my uncles won the lottery a decade ago (something like 6 million dollars) and he and his family spent it all within two years, mostly on fancy houses in expensive areas and cars... When they ran out of money it caused so much tension in their family that some fucked up shit went down and then he divorced his wife and stuff. I don't think that he tried to invest any of it which I guess is why I suggested it. When you know what you're doing it's great. If not...

    >>5287035
    No fuck you. Why just make something beautiful when you can make lots of money and then make something beautiful and potentially use that as a platform to make even more money?
    >> Anonymous 08/31/09(Mon)16:45:55 No.5287068
    go out and buy yourself a nice ass wardrobe and im not talking jc penny you rich fuck. im talking get some italian shit you can pronounce and shoes youd only wear to a wedding. pack all your shit and go to vegas for a while. play it cool, drink some beers, play some slots, fuck whatever hot escort comes your way. and i mean the fuck expensive ones. try drugs that wont kill you. get really drunk and make ridiculous purchases. spread your money around poor communities to get more pussy attention. meet rappers and invest your money into side projects. save animals. do sweet shit dude
    >> Anonymous 08/31/09(Mon)16:45:57 No.5287069
    Be a drug lord and a pimp. Hire hitmen.
    >> Anonymous 08/31/09(Mon)16:46:18 No.5287072
    Cool girls are here :

    http://alt.com/go/g1148281
    >> Anonymous 08/31/09(Mon)16:46:49 No.5287081
    oh and do lots of cocaine its what rich people do

    goto shitty clubs wearing $600 Nikes and niggeriffic "boutique" clothing

    wave lots of cash around act loud and belligerent

    wimminz like that
    >> Anonymous 08/31/09(Mon)16:47:17 No.5287086
    I don't have any friends to go to clubs/vegas with.
    >> Anonymous 08/31/09(Mon)16:48:10 No.5287096
    Buy books and study so you can be smart.
    >> Anonymous 08/31/09(Mon)16:49:13 No.5287105
    >>5287086
    Fucking-a did you go to school then?
    Make friends in college, pay for them. Make them in your debt forever. Make them do shit with you.
    >> Anonymous 08/31/09(Mon)16:53:12 No.5287134
    >>5287086
    son, I am dissapoint

    money IS your only friend. well besides pain, and pain is the one that tells you the truth that life sucks.

    go on a roadtrip using a good car like a newish lexus or nissan or honda, you will meet some freaky cool people. hangout at a car show or tattoo convention, those folks can be massive throbbing infected dickheads but some are cool as hell. or a record shop somewhere that strikes your intrest, make friends. DONT FUCKING EVER TELL THEM YOU ARE RICH

    WORST

    MOVE

    EVAR.

    at least at first. find people you can trust by being a manipulative fuck, which is alot easier than it sounds.



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