I don't snack. I eat three square meals a day.

pretty specific there anon

I almost always buy the cheapest possible option or brand when I go shopping for anything.

I drink.

mb

I drive safely and am respectable to others.

I find meat disgusting. Instead, i eat tofu and chick-pea etc etc.

my mom would never buy me any good cereal (Trix, Lucky Charms, Cookie Crisp etc..) so now thats the only cereal I eat...the stupidest thing is if you look at the nutrition facts most of the shit she wouldnt buy is pretty much the same as the shit she bought (Honey nut cheerios, Life etc..)

I drink a case of soda every day.
Shit's wearing on my wallet.

Basement dwelling troll here.

Trolling and living in basements.

That is all.

I don't eat anything unless it is convenient. All I have right now is a pound of frozen meat and I've not eaten in two days.

my mom used to dress meup like a girl so now i pay hookers to step on my junk

My Dad used to give me money to buy my lunch so I'd just grab a bottle of coke and a pie. Now I have a caffine addiction. Not really his fault but meh.

>>5281356
Jesus christ man.
1.Thaw meat
2.Cook meant
3.????
4.Profit

>>5281356

That would be hilarious if you died of starvation due to laziness.

I have anger issues.

mewtblawks

>>5281550
WHY DIDNT HE EAT THE MEAT????

>>5281278
I fucking love Brad Neely.

More creased comics pls.

My dad said it was totally normal to piss in the shower.
Now I piss in my pants intentionally.
I mean not if I'm outside but if I'm like in a pair of boxers or sweatpants or some shit
I'll just pee if I have to.
Then change.

>>5281811
W-...what? Why would you do this? How does shower.. pants... what?

>>5281811
i dont get it pissing in the shower and pissing your pants are two very different animals

>>5281811
Bump, I want to know wtf this is about.

Hmm...

I always put on the parking brake in my car despite being on a slanted road or not.
I always shower at night and almost never in the morning.
As the shower curtains were always opaque, we always entered the bathroom if we needed if someone was in the shower. I'm beginning to see this isn't normal.

Pretty exciting, I know.

My dad said it was totaIIy normaI to piss in the shower.
Now I pay hookers to piss on me and step on my junk.

my dad told me It was ok to piss in the shower. now i eat shit and rape farm animals while hookers piss in my anus.

>>5281811

that is fucked up man

Everything, we are just our parents with a bit of society sprinkled on for good measure.

I for example am overly needy and lack independance yet am also very angry and dismissive, a la my ma and pa.

My parents always told me to shut up as a kid. Now I'm known as the "Quiet Guy".

My dad likes to exaggerate when he tells stories, I do the same and I also make up some so it looks like I have an amusing life.

What I find weird though is that I grew up constantly around tons of sisters and my mom and her sisters. Yet I still grew up to be girl shy. How the fuck did that happen? Don't those type usually grow up to be able to smooth talk a girl?

I can't eat beef stew anymore. My mom used to make a huge ass pot of beef stew and I'd have to eat it for lunch/dinner every day that week. Actually, some beef stew sounds pretty good right now

Well, when i was little i was at my uncle charlie's house, Now uncle charlie was a rich man he could afford alot of things. (cars, Houses. Etc) So one night in uncle charlie's mansion i was sleeping alone in one of the guest room's. Until i heard a creepy noise, i woke up and looked to see what happened. I caught a glimpse of my uncle charlie, and then i blacked out. 20 Minutes later i woke up to him cumming in my asshole, it was TERRIBLE!
But something amazing happened, i can now talk to animals! its really neat, But between you and me its a secret!

I rape white people and steal their bikes.

>>5282440

Your name is harry potter

Well it has always been me, my sister and my mom...being a household of women means that when one of us is rushing in the morning to get ready, its not weird for us to ready each other's toothbrushes, so they dont have to... we all pee with the bathroom door open. we walk into the bathroom without bothering to knock and get whatever we need....we're just a very open household.... (only when its just us 3)
I asked my boyfriend a while ago if he could get my toothbrush ready (he was shaving and we were in a hurry) and he thought it was the most strange thing to do....

idontunderstandboyboundriesblox

I hate women. misogynyblox

>>5282365
Women smell like shit most of the week, brl.

-i flinch when people try to shake my hand

I don't trust people in relationships, I'm incredibly liberal and left wing in spite of a racist right wing father, I'm lazy, I'm girl shy, I smoke menthol cigarettes for the smell, I eat too many mints which have a laxative effect.

im always quiet in cars
my dad would hit me if i made noise/move around when we were in a car
i could be loud and talking to everyone al day then as soon as we get in a car i go quiet i dont even notice myself doing it until friends pick up on it and ask if im ok

I am still waiting for the shower/pants explanation, and I didn't post before, so there's MANY of us that need to know.

'splain yorself.

>>5282886
This. This times a thousand in all of Agrabah.

Maybe it's like a sexual thing

Well my mom used to dress me up like a girl so now I pay hookers to step on my junk

My dad said it was totaIIy normaI to step in the shower.
Now I pay hookers to piss on me and [iss on my junk.

My dad said it was totaIIy normaI to shower.
Now I pay hookers

Ok, explain the shower thing. I really want to know.

My dad used to pay hookers, now I just step on their junk.

I believe that children are what's wrong with this world.

I am a cool dude
is regular and well rounded
and doesn't afraid of anything.

My mom was raped by a 100 crazed murders, and now I kill people thru their dreams.

>>5283128

Do you think that if I drink the semen of 100 crazed murderers I could do it too?

My mom is really badass. She does everything by herself and doesn't take shit from anyone.

This has made me hate most women because most of them whine all the fucking time over bullshit and expect guys to do everything for them.

>>5281278
I don't buy things I think are overpriced, even when I'm not paying for it.
I always dress respectably.
I have good table manners.
I'm nice to wait staff.

I hate niggers, I believe that Filipinos are worse than jews, and Mexicans are niggers in spic form.

I hold onto up pieces of paper or store them in my bag until I see a recycling bin.

My friends have labeled me a closet environmentalist because of this behaviour.

My parents never gave me positive reinforcement, whenever I did something good they wouldn't care. My father believed any emotion I would have would just be to try and manipulate him so I stopped. Now I only have emotions when it's socially obligated for me, usually from taking cues from others. I'm friendly to people when it makes things go smoothly in a group situation, otherwise I don't really pay any attention to them. I want to have kids so I can love them and provide for them emotionally unlike my parents, but I'm afraid that I might not be able to know how to.

I argue over everything, mistake people's intentions and get angry real fast. This is because of my parents, namely my fathers temper, my mothers chronic mistrust and both of them wanting to be right all the time.

>>5283361
Same here bro.

All those pointless childish fights. Over things that no one over four years old would fight about, and yet they still start them.

It's disgusting. Once i've moved out (working really hard to do so right now) im contemplating arson upon them.

>>5283406
Once you move out never initiate contact. If they bring it up just tell them you have no reason to call or visit.

I belittle the intelligence of the women around me until they are smart enough to hold passable conversations. Then I keep going until they are smart.

They never thank me.

>>5281471
You gotta keep that meat ICE COLD!

I'm never late for anything, when I was growing up my parent's were crazy, they hated being late even by one minute for even the smallest of things.

I remember one time telling them it's not the end of the world if you're a little late for something and she replied "it is!"

...

I'm turning into an alcoholic. Like my father. I also picked up smoking. Like my father. He used to beat me until I blacked and burnt cigarettes out on me whenever he felt like it. He died, quite recently. I live here with my mom, we both don't really leave the house. Surprisingly, the money he left us is astounding, but we won't be able to live off it forever. I also don't speak unless spoken to.

I rush in to help, because my father had a good moral character.
Then I regret helping, and seethe in anger, because my mother always told me to not be a pushover wimp.

i'm cold and objective about everything cause my dad was a follower of ayn rand, i then feel sad and depressed about it cause my mom is Jewish

>>5282365
not in this guy's case

I had a childhood
now I have some problems/quirks

>>5281811
>>5281824
>>5281830

I LOL'd so hard
And got so far
But in the end
It doesn't even matter

>>5283579
dammnit anon, now its stuck in my head

jerk

>>5283513
Also, since I'm drunk, I'd like to let this all out, even though no one will read it or even care.

I used to go to school with bruises, usually under my clothes, and sometimes noticeable. These weren't typical bruises. It pisses me off because, very obviously, teachers would notice, yet they never did anything. I also gave subtle calls for help, yet no one ever listened or cared to do anything about it. Because of this, I have lost all my trust in people and society in general. I usually thought it was just normal, for your parents to be hard on you, but as I get older, I realize it wasn't normal, not one bit. I honestly haven't human contact in years other than normal, bullshit small-talk at the liquor store or at any other store. I grew up alone, facing these horrible things, and I would prefer to die alone. I know that there is no one out there who will give a shit, you are all alone in this world.

I also feel bad for my mother, since she got it worse than me, and I got it pretty damn bad. She also drinks everyday, and doesn't really say much, if anything at all.

>>5283586
I'm kinda glad. Now I know it has meme potential

inb4forcedmeme

I act entirely neutrally around my parents. I never allow them any real insight into my personal life. I also struggle to make even small changes to my appearance, especially cutting my hair.

This is all due to my fathers obsession with embarrassing me as a child. He once too me to the barbers and had them practically shave my head despite my own preference for slightly longer hair. The moment I had the chance I stopped having my hair cut all together.

Been 5 years and I haven't shaved or cut my hair. I'm going to uni this year and want to shave and cut my hair back slightly. But I'm genuinely frightened of doing it.

I was a fat kid and since I was like 6 or 7 my mum would tell me that I should wear some more black clothes 'cos they're slimming. I'm now a metalhead and only wear black band tshirts.

She also told me I should go on a diet. I now have an eating disorder and a severe lack of self esteem. Even though I know I'm not anywhere near being fat and I know it, I just can't help but wear baggy guys' clothes.

btw, am a wimminz.

When I do something for others I expect something in return.

Thanks a lot, mom.

>>5283609
There is one memory I keep with me. It helps me feel remotely normal. We went fishing one day. He was in a particularly good mood that day. We really had fun, and he taught me how to fish. That was the only day it was a normal "father and son" day, well maybe 4 or 5 hours. After about 10 beers, he suddenly would get very angry at everything I did. I remember he punched me in the head when I snapped the line. He continued to light up a cigarette, as if nothing happened, I sat there crying. He eventually said "What the fuck are you crying about?" He then burnt his cigarette out on me, as if to make me more manly or something. What makes me even more depressed is that... I miss the fucking bastard, no matter how much of an asshole he was. I fucking miss him. It really is a strange feeling, I feel displaced.

This thread so far has made my Monday morning so better. :D

I respect and enjoy the company of the elderly more than any other age group.

My father was rarely there and now I must have the attention of men.

Though I feel goddamn incomplete whenever I'm extremely close to a fag.

I call everyone in any position of power ma'am or sir, even when they are quite younger than I.

>>5283513
>>5283609
Sounds like your father was a real asshole. I'm sorry to hear that you had to go through that.

>>5283702
It's just nice to hear someone acknowledge that. Don't be sorry. I'm glad it happened to me and not someone else.

>>5282788
this. but my boyfriend gets it.
and, i always buy the second cheapest thing, as the cheapest would probably be low quality, but the second is just a hell good bargain!

Can't find important shit in my house (mom's fault)
Polite and shy (dad's fault)
Terrible at showing emotions (mom's fault)

I'm genuinely polite to older people, especially college professors and doctors.

I tend to walk to the right of people. My dad has a trauma that makes him walk on people's left.

I eat fruits and veggies every day.

I always make sure I ask questions before assuming anything, because my dad tends to make hurtful statements (i.e. "you didn't make that.") when he really intends to ask something (like "hey, did you make that?").

I will never work at a call center.

>>5283742
Exactly. We are just so cunning, aren't we?

>>5283609
no i don't think people didn't want to help. you probably didn't look like you needed help, they thought that you already got help. i mean, if you dont look like you are seeking help, you won't get approached because they fear you're going to reply with 'it's none of your business, fuck off'. if you asked for help you would've gotten it. people get stabbed in daylight and have cardiac arrests and no one does anything about it because they don't know if they can help or if they can do anything or if someone didn't already call the police.

>>5283427
Thats pretty much what i plan to do, only i'll send a couple of goons to break one of "mothers" knees also. She wont think of all the shit and issues she gave me every time she reaches for that cane, but knowing that she will shall make me sleep alot better.

>>5283609
I care , i didnt get it even nearly as bad. but i've had it kinda rough too. Its nothing compared to you but I care and im sorry for what happened to you in your youth , the human is an horrible evil piece of shit. Not everyone is like this , learn to trust people , you will only feel better

>>5283625
I totally feel ya.
Deep, deep empathy.

You just gotta make her release her hold on you gradually, so her voice in your mind stops influencing everything you do etc.

I leave things in a state of disrepair for a very long time--appliances, clothes, bills, and basically any physical or mental problem.

I eat dinner in order every single night: main course, vegetables, fruit, dessert.
EVERY NIGHT.
I always have, and probably always will.
"You can't have dessert if you haven't eaten your veggies and fruit."
FFFFFFFFFF

>>5284795
This probably won't help you, but there's nothing wrong with eating dessert before veggies, so long as you eat them both.

Parents just tell children that because, for some odd reason, children always have room for dessert after eating veggies, but (here's the mystery) rarely have room for veggies after eating dessert.

So long as you don't try to skimp eating veggies and gorging yourself on dessert, you can eat them in any order with no consequence.

Both my parents have been married four times. I don't believe in the "sanctity" of marriage, and have extreme difficulty with commitment.

>>5284795

what are you complaining about? do you piss your pants while eating?

I don't often drink soda/pop and I don't trust nearly anyone.

I flinch very easily because my brother would hit me.

I tie plastic bags in a knot and put them in the "bag bag", because my mother used to do it all the time.

>>5284914
In the head. Is it possible for me to have brain damage?

Durpblox

>>5284943

...when you're already retarded it doesn't really matter.

>>5284953
I'm pretty it's possible I might be mildly retarded. I'm good at math at science shit, but I fucking suck at writing.

iv always been thought to be responsible and independent

now i really hate lazy people and people who expect stuff to be handed to them

Indubitably, (mine mother did used to fancy for play together that i should amuse her with pretenses of being an lass, and that i should dress the part. T'was all natural unto me in my boyhood, at which time i did not understand the peculiarity of the adventures, and i verily grew up a sturdy lad otherwise.

However now, i must confess, i do occasionally, mischeivously hire verily peculiar services of some of the harlots in my province, and require that they step altogether upon mine genitals.

- My Mom is a compulsive hoarder, so I've developed some minor OCD tendencies about neatness/order.
- She was also late for every single thing ever in my life, so I'm very strict with myself on time management.
- Put me down a lot so my self esteem is shitty.

Dad's cool, though.

>>5283609
>>5283661
I read what you typed and I honestly feel your pain and I hope one day someone helps you realize the world isn't an entirely cruel place.

>>5285218
> realize the world isn't an entirely cruel place
False. Fuck your liberal dreamery stupidity.

sad.

No smoking, no drinking. Having more common sense than others.

>>5285231
I never said there wasn't any cruelty, and it probably even makes up the majority. But you can't honestly believe there's NO happiness at all. That's just dumb and self-defeating.

I judge people based on

-how they make their money (no respect for car salesmen, telemarketers etc.)
-people who get BAs
-people who have shit jobs are are still happy (read: ignorant)


my father was/is a hardass beyond compare

>>5285344
lol, and I judge you to be guilty of being a stupid prick.

My parents never let me go play with friends because they thought I'd be raped and killed.

Now I live a hikikomori lifestyle.

Timekeeping, it's perfectly normal for my family to be late, it's a bad habit now (and I don't mean 5/10 minutes, I'm often 1hr+ late)

>>5285231

The world is beautiful, Hannibal. It's the people that are cruel and shitty. That's something my parents taught me so every time I hear "life's not fair" all I really hear is "my pussy hurts".

>>5281278
my father was ignorant and could not stand being wrong. he loved me but hated the fact that i turned out to be an artist and not a football player.

now im constantly at the gym ready to snap if someone is incorrect

I was raised Catholic. I now hate religion.

I was raised to hate "disgusting" faggots. I am now a self loathing, depressed faggot. I was a faggot my whole life, though.

I was raised with material motivation, i.e. honor roll, you get a present. If I did poorly, I was yelled at. I wasn't really taught values or explained "why". Now, I am hardly ever motivated to do anything. I have no ambition.

I just do everything in my power to keep attention off myself. Being beaten does that to you, I suppose. I also don't eat a lot, because food was for dad, not for me.

>>5283624
Holy shit, I'm exactly the same way.

I never listen to music without headphones or ever had posters in my room. Or even changed my desktop from one of the windows default ones...
It's weird, I just don't want them to know anything about me.

But my parents have never really humiliated me badly or mocked my choices, so I'm not sure what the exact cause of this is.

I don't give a shit about anything. Neither do my parents. Winrar?

Lots of interesting stories here. I have a completely different one I think.

Growing up, I was the middle child of five kids. I never really got the upbringing the others had; I was smarter than the rest of my family and had shown a very strong moral code and set of ethics even from an early age.

My parents left me alone, I was allowed to make every decision for myself. My parents took the stance that I would learn from whatever mistakes I made and be better for it. I've never had their help, unlike the rest of my family who mooches off one another in an endless cycle.

So my parents used cruise control for me. I'm very individualistic, I live my life pursuing the things that make me happy, and I have never stopped learning.

Growing up, we never had much, my family that is, but we made do, and I've learned to live without many of the things in life that don't matter.

I eat for sustenance, don't get me wrong, I love good food, but I rarely ever eat just to be eating.

I really am in a rough time personally, but I believe that because of how I was brought up and stressed to become my own person and make my own decisions, I am more capable for it. Any one of my siblings would have probably killed themselves if they've been what I've been through.

I CAN'T SPEND MONEY GODDAMN.

Fucking poor upbringing.

i watched my father womanize dozens of men. he is really quite charming, although weird on occasions. i watched woman flock to him, laugh at his jokes, shower him with affection.

i feel like he has taught me to be very charming and womanizing; the problem is that i am also a woman, a straight woman. therefore when i flirt with women, which is often, i pretend i'm a man. i often fantasize about fucking a woman as a man.

i also like to do this with men but you are all so fucking goddamn easy. i just have to stand there and you are attracted to me. it's boring really.

FUK

>>5286037
>i watched my father womanize dozens of men

I MEAN WOMEN

>>5286040

Secrets out bro. How's your confused gender identity?

my mother always physically pushed me away whenever i tried to be close to her.

now i cannot feel close to anyone, ever.

FUCK YOU STUPID LITTLE SHITS

pic related

>>5286046

horrible. i feel like a man.

>>5281811 here.
I was quite young and I thought it was the most amazing shit in the whole world because I mean.. the shower isn't a toilet. And neither are pants. (It made sense when I was young, really.) And now I'm just like fuck it no one is around and I kinda have to piss so why the fuck not.

I was brought up and hate everyone and everything around me, and life and existence.

I cannot stand any of it.

>>5286097
then why haven't you an heroed fag?

>>5281307

I do the opposite. My parents taught me to go for broke, spend money and get the best quality product possible.

Hm, let's see.

-I'm a huge grammar nazi to the point where I correct people by reflex.

-I'm a perfectionist.

-I'm always on time. If I'm even five minutes late I just don't go and break contact with whoever invited me to wherever.

-I don't dress "casually."

-I hate Catholics.

-My mother never positively reinforced me. If I did something good, she'd tell me that I'd better keep doing that or she'd do bad things to me like smashing one of my belongings or locking me in our closet.

I can't play teamsports and I have a useless drawing talent.

Let me see.
right wing bastard
trusting of no-one
very controlled (opposite reaction)
love motorbikes
revenge is important, served frozen
weapon obsessed
healthily paranoid
hate weakness of self and others
tidy


ah sod it, I could go on. I got nothing from my mother and I am thankful for that.

>>5286146
Oh and I crossdress, but that is unrelated to my parent as far as I know.

My mother used to dress me up like a girl. I never really cared for it.
Now I pay whores to tred on my junk.

I am very cautious about how much i drink and how often i drink because of my father being an alcoholic.
I am highly anti-smoking/anti-drugs because of the fact both of my parents smoked/smoke and now my dad has cancer because of it.
I'm polite to almost everyone because that's how i was brought up
I don't believe in marriage, it's just a farce.
When i make a promise i keep it because not a lot of promises made to me when i was young were kept.
I'm shy and can't talk to girls or anything.
Afraid of commitment.
And i'm a bit old fashioned
All because of my rents/step parents

>>5286146
>>5286163
Sounds like every Republican ever.

>>5286238
>I'm shy and can't talk to girls or anything.
>All because of my rents/step parents
keep telling yourself that.

>>5286245
oh sorry, crossdress in public

My mother never encouraged me to do anything and never taught me any form of discipline.
Now I sit in my room all day and browse 4chan.

My mother liked to air everything out in our house. EVERYTHING. As a result, I always leave the microwave door open for a while after i'm finished with it, which always confuses the hell out of my roommates. The upside is that the microwave doesn't smell like bean burritos all the time.

My mom was a crack addict and my dad was an alcoholic. They seperated when I was 16.

Now, whenever I'm with a girl, and we're about to get it on, we always end up having sex in the missionary position in order to reproduce

Do I need to see a therapist or something?

FFFFFFFF

>ITT: Things that you do That are a direct result of your upbringing

EVERYTHING NOT DIRECTLY ATTRIBUTABLE TO BASE INSTINCT, FUCKING OBVIOUSLY

>>5283625
>metalhead
>wimminz

you're obviously a 16 year old. Gtfo.

my mother remarried when i was 6, to an alcoholic moron.
they faught all the time, and we moved around allot (to different coiuntries even).

i spent allot of time alone. or up late listening to fights.

i have a hard time trusting people, or even caring enough to try to trust people. because of my mom, i can be polite and continue conversation, but its all empty and bores me.

the few times ive dated, i allways give the woman anything they want and am their for them 100%- trying i guess not to do what my step father did.
so basically, im way overly nice, usually resulting in the relationship getting stale and a break up.
i honestly dont care if im around people or not.

i have insomnia.

i much prefer talking to people 50+ than my own age (very little people my own age i could relate to as little, so i just spent allot of time with older people, or elderly neigbors.)

...also im incredibly argumentive just for the sake of playing devil's advocate.

Before i buy anything, i think of how horrible it is that I am spending money.

Even groceries.