PS:

It may seem like a stupid idea to look for a place to live on 4chan, but let me tell you, the REAL creeps don't go here. Most /b/tards are bored and intelligent young adults from mid or upper class families. You'll be surprised how many creeps will start to stalk me if I posted this on, like, craigslist or something.

-XOXO

Do you have the whole set? I remember seeing it before. I should have saved it the first time I saw it. MOAR PICS PLZ!

haha this is some pimp copypasta

6/10, started off well but unravelled towards the end

OP is a whore

-fembot

moott bloxxxxxxxx

why would anyone ever believe this

fuck get a real girlfriend guys it's not that hard

Full set please.

If you used an image that people didn't see often it would of been believable, but I guess you tried. 1/10

>>5185451
>>5185453
OP here, I assure you it's not copy pasta... the picture is the only one of me on the interwebs

um... If you don't believe me, just move along

But if you do have the resources, please give me a chance, we may share a great time together, maybe even fall in love

>give out some contact info

>>5185474
even though the op is copypasta, things happen like this in real life

the girls end up as drug addicted whores. They either die of an overdose or a homicidal john cuts them to pieces.

>a long time behind bars (like he was spending most of his time IN bars anyway).

HA! Good one.

>>5185480
>maybe even fall in love
>We can hang out and I'll pretend to be your gf so you can show me off to all your friends, I know most of you good hearted guys probably never had a girlfriend. And if you are nice enough to me, I might even suck your cock.

Sheeple? Sexually appealing picture? 72 undead priest when WTLK has an easy to reach 80 cap?


Come on, try harder.

If the girl in OP's pic came to live with me, I would never let her leave.

>>5185522
she would be in little, meal sized packaged in my freezer so she couldn't leave

>>5185543
I'd cut her legs and tongue off instead

>>5185480
I know this is r9k but I thought the stereotypical guy who has never had a girlfriend is also the one who never leaves his parent's basement. I'd say most people who are old enough to have their own place are old enough to drink, so even the shyest of guys can get hammered, and socialise with some girls and take it from there. So assuming most of the guys here have never had a girlfriend and will take you on just because you hinted you'll suck them off is just naive or trolling. If I lived in the US I'd probabaly actually consider it if it wasn't for that part. Having someone round the house would be fun even without the sexual side of things, but being told I'm probabaly a virgin who's never had a partner before is a good way to shit all over things before they even begin.

>>5185480
Come on, OP. I've seen that picture before. A picture like that is pretty hard to forget. Now give me the full set, you selfish cunt!

>>5185508

I lol'd.

But this is a 3/10 cause I laughed.

>> post modern city

I'm pretty drunk right now, so I'll bite. njfag here..Been thinking about getting a roommate since I got my own place.. I wouldn't dream of asking you to suck my cock nor even do chores.. however, I would want some cash so I could buy drugs and booze.. money is fucking tighter here than a 5 year old's vagina.

>>5185427
come to las vegas baby. I'll show you a good time.

I knew this feeling of dejavu as I was reading it wasn't just my brain playing tricks

ITT people responding to year old copypasta

the last paragraph gave it away

SAUCE FOR OPS PIC??????

muteblocks

If you're serious, e-mail me, we'll talk more about it.