Kiwi's are fucking awesome

Fucking fruit.

In b4 424 replies 17 images.

I see we're getting a feel for the new board now huh.

OH moot, YOU'RE SUCH A DREAMBOAT!

You eat ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST???

moot, I want you to date Line-trap.

That sounds deliciously horrific.

Get her to ask about your poots.

Moot don't bother, it's clear she's already friendzoned you.

I think she's fucking in love with you. If you didn't get her number at that moment then you're a failure.

MOOT I THINK YOU SHOULD GO BACK TO HER AND GIVE HER A BIG HUG
GIRLS LOVE HUGS, AND YOU ARE NOT UGLY AS SIN. I THINK QUITE A FEW GIRLS WOULD LIKE YOU. GO FOR IT, MAN!

I HOPE THOSE ARE SEEDLESS GRAPES.

FUCK THEM OTHERWISE.

Also, you shall not get the scurvy.

Don't bully me, moot.

She knows who you are.

She also knows you live with your mom.

THANK THE LIBERAL/CONSERVATIVE MEDIA FOR THAT ONE.

why are you eating that cookie shit for breakfast?

oats, motherfucker.

you should get with me :)

Multiple exclamation marks are a sure sign of a diseased mind.

What the fuck is bodega?

it's a succubus, run far away and never return!

Moot, please give an explanation for this.
http://zip.4chan.org/fk/imageboard.html

moot you're doing it wrong.

You're meant to do a troll thread about a female cashier being polite to you, but you don't know the best way to ask her out.

Also, Poland Spring doesn't sound very appetising.

She totally wants to bang you. I don't blame her - l'd drink your bathwater, moot.

I DON'T THINK YOU HAVE A BODEGA ENJOY YOUR WALMART

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!?!?

fucking sage, i dont know anymore

Oh moot, you're not fooling anyone you silly boy.

>>5046778
Well, clearly that is a 404.

See chapter 7 of The Game. It'll solve everything.

moot you are too skinny eat more mcdonalds

Go back and find her, Moot! And ask for her number!

You stupid faggot, grow a pair of goddamn balls. If you liked her you should have talked to her, asked her out or something. But instead you fucking shied away from yet another chance to actually meet a girl.

Keep this shit off of /r9k/ you useless faggot, stop killing this board. Go back to /b/.

RUN MOOT OH GOD RUN FAST

ITT: People who want moot's dick

MOOT THREAD, EVERYONE SIMULTANEOUSLY ORGASM

she probably knows about you and your website - which caused the smile and quick glance away

ask her if shed like to go to mcdonalds.

Delicious satire,

Riveting show old bean.

I think she was smiling at your ridiculous hair. Maybe your hair should ask her out on a date.

wtf is a bodega

Fuck you, moot. You are the cancer killing, etc.

> ronery female in new york?

Girls can't be ronery, either, a proven scientific fact. God, having moot's attention on /r9k/ sucks.

moot i want really to go to mcdonalds with you- too bad i'm in fl :[

Don't eat that cookie crap, moot.

She wants you, moot! Go back and bang her.

>>5046834
OH SHIT IS THAT THOM YORKE IN THE BACKGROUND BEHIND MOOTS NECK

She probably recognised you... your face is one of fame throughout the murky by-water that is the internet, and even though many people don't lurk chan sites, many know of them and have a basic understanding of them. You realise that if you organised a 4chan-convention, much like Comicon, you would be rolling in freshly mown funntang, in which case you could clean up for the evening, even if the girls are only drawn to you by your power, Pussy is Pussy and you never know that more than when you're not getting any... I mean seriously, if i was you I'd put myself out there more, I know plenty of girl /b/tards who'd give you a go... but then I'm British so the whole long distance thing might be an issue... It's just an idea however, just spitballing if you will.

Goddammit, that ice cream cookie sandwich looks so tasty.
Dammit, it's too late for me to go to the store and eat ice cream, dammit!

Fuck yeah bodega.

my girlfriend says that you are adorable

BAN ALL TRIPFAGS
BRING BACK FORCED ANON

... pls? ;_____;

do a barrel roll

/fuckin kiwiblox

I see what you're doing, moot.

Keep this up for a fortnight and you are a god.

>>5046719

Our delicious squidwoman! Why would you deny him valuable nutrition in the form of fruit? It looks like he had a crazy night where he took ex and got some buttsex.

>>5046821
every. fucking. inch.

Guys... I think moot is making fun of /r9k/.

wtf? Has someone cracked the moot tripcode? Cause if this is the real moot I'm seriously fucking disappoint, son.

moot lives with his mom

I never join in with 4chan's love for moot but I must say, I love him at this moment.

>>5046872
I don't see any protein there, which is necessary if he wants to be capable of creating semen.

suck on her dick

>>5046897
moot is bored, so he is trolling this board.

Tomorrow's breakfast looks pretty good.

Oh sorry, I mean YES OF COURSE EVERYONE KNOWS A WOMAN SMILING AT YOU MEANS SHE LIKES YOU. GO FOR IT BRO

It's been fun seeing moot post so much the past few days, breaks up the usual monotony.

>>5046698
MAN UP OP, DON'T BE SUCH A FAGGOT

TAKE THAT BITCH TO OLIVE GARDEN

>>5046698
i think she's going to kill you. get out the house while you can and send me that cookie

post ends in 5 I am permabanned

Just leave us alone you fucking Moot, things were just better before!.

Why do you have to change things!? Tell me you fucking piece of cunt, why do you bring change!

moot can fuck me any day ;3

ice cream cookie sandwich for breakfast
you health nut

hey moot you should bottle your jizz and auction it off

>>5046918

But if he doesn't get all that sugar and fruit pectin then his semen will taste disgusting. His gay lover would not like that and probably doesn't want a huge load anyway. It's easier to spread AIDS.

Did you ever taste your ex-boyfriend's semen? Did you like it when he blew huge loads?

moot may i ask a question? do you ever eat your kiwi/kiwis like apples or do you peel them?

I think you should ban this moot guy, he's fagging up the board with his troll threads.

/b/ sucks. halp us moot.

If I saw moot at the supermarket, I don`t know what I'd do.

Try and approach him? What would I say? "Hey, moot"? "Hi, Chris"? I'd pussy out and hide in the fruit aisle, just looking up shyly, maybe quickly smile. Who knows.

Jesus, now that moot posts every 30 minutes everybody goes OMG MOOT

Fuck off man, troll /fa/ or something ;__;

MOOT THINKS ICE CREAM SANDWICHES ARE FRUIT

She was being polite. No, she does not want to fuck you.

>>5047029
i peel them all the way and eat them in a few bites

LOOK AT WHAT THIS BOARD HAS BECOME R9K. THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT. EVEN MOOT KNOWS IT.

I dunno though Moot, ask her on a date, she wouldn't have smiled if she didn't want a date or something. If she says know she was a cunt anyways, like most women.

>>5047067

Dat's what she said! xD

>>5047067
I have an integrated knife/spoon that I use to cut the kiwi in half and then scoop out the insides and feed myself that way.

POST MORE PHOTOS OF YOUR KITCHEN, MOOT

>>5047067

Mmmmm. Peel all of my clothes away and eat me in a few bites, moot.

>>5047067
thank you for your response.
i think there's no wrong way to eat a kiwi. i don't eat them though because sour foods give me canker sores.

And then Moot is the cancer.

>>5047114


thank you for you're reply

>>5047134
No tripfag, you are the cancer.

moot can i have the cookie thing
it looks so delicious

nice chipwhich, bro.

>>5047027
So, pineapple juice and a chicken breast would make a much better breakfast.

He tasted like nothing, but the texture is guaranteed unpleasant, so I would always prefer smaller loads.

>>5047151
EVERYBADAY CANCAR!!! RA DA DA DA DA DA DU!

>>5047148
>thank you for you're reply
and then you were the reply

Why don't you eat cookies to balance it all out.

Why am I even responding to Moot during his monthly attempt at attention whoring? I should be doing better things at the moment.

so moot, if i post tits will you take me to mcdonalds?

>>5046714
KiwiFRUIT.

Those are fucking kiwiFRUIT.

A Kiwi is a BIRD.

>>5046698
moot you're drunk, go to bed.

You should probably post about it on /r9k/. Seems to work for most people.

>>5047258
thank you for your response. i will type kiwifruit next time, but i might check with the supermarket tomorrow just to make sure.

MOOT I FUCKING LOVE YOU
YOU ARE MY EVERYTHING
I WOULD SO TAKE A DICKING FROM YOU
IM A GUY ALSO
DO YOU LOVE ME?

/caps

>>5046815

gb2/b/, moot.

>>5047176

So you're a swallower? Good to know. ;)

>>5047325
Newfags can't boldtext.

>>5047325
OMG MOOT RESPONDED TO MY POST
THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER
BRB FINDING CAMERA

>>5047325
OH MAN LOOK AT ALL THAT BOLD TEXT AND SHIT
I'M TYPING IN CAPS SO PEOPLE WILL NOTICE ME, HOLY SHIT WHAT KIND OF ASSHOLE DOES THAT

>>5047379
Your e-motes don't work on me.

>>5047444

That is not how one "screenshots"

>>5047455

Why, what ever do you mean, DC? >_>

>>5047488
Read the post he responded to, dumbass.

She does not like you uguu~
Why would she like you? uguu...can you think of a reason uguu...? uguu...if you can't she doesn't like you uguu~

brawk.

>>5047525
Your semi-colon closing-parenthesis does nothing to soften my cold, cold heart.

>>5047355
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kiwifruit
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kiwi

I know what I'm talking about because chances are you're eating kiwifruit grown in my country.

To be a complete faggot, technically they're chinese gooseberries :~)

Tomorrow's breakfast >> girl in shop with eyes.

oh look, another moot thread. apparently 5 wasn't enough.

fuck yeah chipwich, I should go downstairs and buy one now. Oh, Mootles I'd go on a date with you but I have a boyfriend ;_; I'm not so bad and I'm in the Bronx

>>5047540
Damn it, Uguu. Since when do you post in arcanine?

>>5046776

Fot non NYCfags it's a corner store. Like a 7-11 for you country fags

I thought you were about to say, JIZZED IN MY PANTS.

>>5047587

Perhaps a :3 face? I hear :3 faces work wonders. Here's my :3 face. :3

If anyone but moot posted this, it'd be labeled as a troll thread.

>>5046698

she likes you but only if you take her to mc donalds, i promise

>>5047672
I have yet to meet a man who could pull off a proper :3 face. If you come equipped with a vagina, you might be able to work it right.

>>5046698
i don't know when i'll ever see her again!!!!

what do you think i should do??? maybe i'll go downstairs and stand around lookin' slick like :3 and hope she returns~~

Solution:

Return to store. Fuck food. Eat Girl. Leave store.

>>5047595
thank you for teaching me! i knew a kiwi was a bird but i also thought the fruit was just called kiwi. you can make a kiwibird centerpiece for your table out of a kiwifruit. first you take 2 pretsel sticks and stick them in the kiwifruit for the legs. then you take another pretzel stick and stick it in the kiwifruit for the neck. then you put a chocolate marshmallow on that pretzel stick for the head. for eyes you can do m&m minis in whatever color you want your kiwi bird's eyrs to be! then for the beak you can use a piece of dried spaghetti cut to length. or if you have another suggestion for the beak i would greatly appreciate your input.

>>5047750
Make sure you are doing curlz and grunting loudly when she comes uguu...that will surely impress her uguu~

>>5047750

YES, THIS IS A GOOD PLAN.

Cause you know, if she doesn't WHICH I'M SURE SHE WILL you can always hit on the guy/girl at the checkout.

FOR GOD'S SAKE MOOT

BRING BACK /Z/

IT'S ALL I EVER WANTED

ALSO I AM NOT SOVIET RUSSIA I SWEAR

HARBL

GODDAMNIT MOOT GIVE ME YOUR MOTHERFUCKING CHOCOLATE MILK!

Moot, I know you think you're funny, but you're not. Making fun of the people on this board, many of whom have very legitimate social anxieties and mental disorders, just strikes me as low at best. Seriously, grow up.

>>5047750
Walk around the same area in the same time of the week and if she goes there habitually then you'll probably end up seeing her again.

>>5047750
hi again moot i'm the person who asked how you eat kiwifruit. maybe you could make a kiwi centerpiece (my recipe here>>5047767) and give it to the girl as a token. i am sure i would like to get a kiwifruit centerpiece for a gift but i have only made them for myself. well i sure hope my kiwi centerpiece brings a smile to you if you decided to make it.

>>5047767
That post is complete win.

I'm fucking doing it.

Thankyou Anon.

And Moot, just smack dat all on da flo. smack dat, give me some mo, smack dat til you get so, smack dat ooh oh.

>>5047750

go onto craigslist and post under missed connections. seriously, do it.

>>5047853
whoops! this is me agian. i notice i have referred to kiwifruit centerpiece as "kiwi centerpiece" in two places in my post. it should read "kiwifruit centerpiece". i do not like to make centerpieces out of kiwi birds. just to clarify

>>5047750
Why are you so moe~ moot? I have two loves, Mugi, and you. I don't appreciate the path of polyamory you've pulled me down!

In two years I'm going to America for uni, and when that happens you better take me to McDonalds or I'll wait outside your house and take you to McDonalds.

this cant be m00t.

>>5047812
/z/ was never good.

bump for graet justice

clap...clap...clap r9k
i know now. very good. ive tried to warn the others of these shenanigans- you and i know they wont listen tho. once again- well played
"moot"

>>5046698
HOLY CRAP I LOVE THOSE CHOCOLATE CHIP ICE CREAM SANDWICHES!

>>5047839
Hey, I have social anxieties and a mental disorder and I'm laughing my head off.com

>>5047873
thank you anon for saying my post is win. the kiwifruit centerpiece is a fun activity for all ages and i hope you enjoy it.

>>5047839
Get a sense of humor. Some of this is pretty funny.

I don't know for sure... but I think moot is making fun of us.

Mootles, you are having wayyyy too much fun tonight. Are you sure you didn't get laid?

>>5047891
OH MY GOD

WHAT THE FUCK

HOW DID THIS HAPPEN

so i can't post my tits because the thread hit the image limit :[

>>5046698
whoa baby, just looked up bodega, i am jealous

GAWD WHY ARE YOU SO SHY?!!! YOU SHOULD HAVE ASKED FOR HER NUMBER.

if only you had more confidence, moot. it could have been true love.

>>5047875
"I, the boy buying fruit. You, the girl smiling back at me (I think). Where are you? We should hang out! :))) Let's go on a date. I pay and everything xoxo"

STOP MAKING FUN OF R9K YOU DICK

>: (

I bet none of you faggots remember /5/.

>>5047875
but what do i say!

>>5047936
HERP DERP HURF OFCOURSEHEIS DURF

i go away for a few days and come back and this...wtf is this

>>5047983
"plz let me put pinas in vagoo i'm a hot boi wif a 12 inch dik"

>>5047873
kiwifruit centerpiece perseon here again. i just relaized i messed up some of the directions for the kiwifruit centerpiece. there should not be a pretzel for a neck as kiwibirds don't have that much of a neck. to attach the chocolate marshmallow one could use icing to glue it on or stick half a toothpick in. sorry for the confusion, i was mixing up my kiwifruit centerpiece with my giraffe centerpiece.

Hey moot, whatever happened to the guy who got the degree in mexican studies

have you ever really been to mexico

>>5047983
>"Hi, my name is Chris. I own the largest/filthiest website on earth. I am also on the FBI's watch-list. Tall, pale and handsome."

You have like 8 threads moot

>>5046698
>>5047983
you're so cute moot.
:3
too bad i don't live in new york.

this is now a SovietRussia thread

>>5047983
well i guess that depends on if you decide to make her the kiwifruit centerpiece or not am i right? because if you do you should probably give it some kind of introduction rather than just handing it over willy nilly

>>5047727

I have a mangina, think it will be enough?

;_; I made a similar thread some weeks ago

why must you humor me moot

Fuck off faggotface, we don't want your "omg I'm moot" drama here.

>>5047891
I was under the impression that Soviet Russia#deadjew had a ban trigger attached to it.

>>5047983
>>5047983
>>5047983

Something along the lines of:

YO IM MOOT. IM A REAL COOL CAT, I LIKE TO SING AND SWING AND GO ON THE PROWL FOR SEXY LADIES. ILL BE THE MAN OF YOUR DREAMS AND THE FUCK OF YOUR NIGHTMARES IF YOU WANNA MEET UP, SEXY BODEGA WOMAN, IVE BEEN RUBBING MY DICK ON MICROWAVED COOKIE DOUGH FOR HOURS THINKING ABOUT YOU. <3 MEET ME AT THE OLD GRAIN SILO IF YOU ARE INTERESTED.

All caps is a must.

>>5048075
I hope you're making Mighty Boosh references.

>>5048045
but moot is only pretending to be shy and cute. he's actually making fun of us.

how mean. ;.;

moot, i can't even leave my house to buy fruit. i'm too scared girls might look at me. my mom has to buy the fruit.

:eng101:

I don't how many people moot has troll'd already, but wow, nice job.

>>5048108
But he's the same as you are, I assume.
So it's self mockery. Not too bad.

Moot,

Just go down and say, "Hi, I think I remember you from the store. I thought you were REALLY cute, but I had to get my fruit into the refrigerator before it melted."

See what she says.

:otterpop:

derp

It's 100% funnier when moot does it.

silly tripfags...

Oh Mootles, you make me appreciate the old 7chan like never before.

isn't a bodega where you buy pot from?

Moot post your penis already.

>>5047839

10/10, great trolling, would read again

>>5048136
You get out of here SAfag

report moot.
just for fun.

moot and Decepticunt should go out on a date to McDonalds, they'd make a cute couple

>>5047983
m00t, I legitimately thought you were gay.

moot, gb2 SA

>>5048255
ive seen it done before, guess what happened.

>>5048272
I wouldn't wish Decepticunt on Jim Profit, let alone Moot.

hi i just tried to post a picture of what a kiwifruit centerpiece might look like ( i drew it in paint) but the robot informed me that 1000 images had been reached. oh well!

>>5048272
Fuck that noise.

There are these things called "leagues," and I respect the boundaries they set.

>>5048329
who's out of who's league?

I think more mods could cure a lot of the cancer, well worth the risk of short-term rogue mod damage.

what the shit. where's the fucking Reese's?
moot, i am disappoint.

>>5048106

I kind of wish I was, but I'm not a Mighty Boosh fan. When I looked them up on Wikipedia all I could think of was Tamdan McCrory's barncat tattoo.

i love you moot
will you dip your french fry into my frosty? i'd be glad to lick it all off afterwards.

>>5048377
I hate The Mighty Boosh with a passion.

Fucking simple minded comedy for #RANDOM# 13 year old boys and girls IMO.

Tell her to stick her teetees in your ass.

>>5048348
He's out of mine.

>>5048433
:( /hug

preemptive mootblox is preemptive

>>5047983

well, you have to toss in some incentive...maybe like a trip to a nice restaurant followed by a night of passionate sexual intercouse in your parents basement?

I dont see how why that wouldnt work. I mean, its gold.

>>5048472
Sweetcheeks, I'm over it. Don't you worry.

>>5048411

I'd have to apologize for a case of mistaken identity first though. I almost never apologize.

I was here. Blox

See how many grapes you can fit up your smuggle hole

>>5048519

If you could sleep with any website owner regardless of league, who would it be?

>>5047983

You say that your eyes met in a bodega, and that she may have recognized you since you are moot.

>>5047983
just act like you were posting in a thread on here. give her some witty posting catchphrases; sprinkle it with some memes, etc.

fuck i ate all of my blueberries now what am i going to do

MAYBE I SHOULD GO TRY TO FIND THAT GIRL!! WHAT DO YOU SAY, /r9k/??

>>5048612

;l fuck off :d

she only wants your kiwis moot, run.

>>5048605
Has Topper made a site yet?

>>5048433
It's funny how you look Exactly like the kind of girl that would call herself "Decepticunt" on the Internet.

>>5048612
YOU ATE ALL OF THE BLUEBERRIES?
FUCK, MOOT, YOUR GONNA HAVE DIARRHEA NOW.

>>5048612
NO YOU SHOULD KILL YOURSELF FOR LIKING BLUEBERRIES

Are you absolutely sure it was female? The best way to tell is to shove them up against a wall with a smirk on your face, preferably by the neck to feel for an adams apple. Then with your other hand check for tits and to see if they have any balls.

If she checks out then ask her if she wants to go out on a date (but when you go to McDonalds for dinner make sure that bitch splits the cheque)

moot your a faggot, get the fuck out of my r9k

Could someone post Decepticunt's pic again? I'm drawing a blank.

>>5048637

fuck yeah dolphins!~ :D

would you sleep with moot because he's famous? current relationship, if any, put on hold of course.

if you troll her irl, she will probably be hot all over you imo. sluts like confidence.

>>5048612
hey moot I fapped to that fake picture of you fapping.

you should post chest and cock.

/tv/, It's like George Lucas making his new trilogy without knowing anything about the expanded universe that came out of his original one.

if any of you are interested i have now made my own thread about how to make a kiwifruit centerpiece. i am currently looking for your inputn and ideas on how to make it stand up. seeing as the kiwibird has 2 legs it is in a precarious situation as a centerpiece because a kiwifruit lacks innate balancing abilities. thank you and here is the thread >>5048428

>>5048612
MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO BACK TO /b/ WHERE THINGS ARE RANDUM JUST LIKE YOU ARE RITE

I've just come to the horrifying relevation that EVERY SINGLE ONE of the ronrey posts on this board have been by moot.

All of /r9k/ has just been one giant troll for his amusement.

>>5048675
Allow me to assist.

Eat that breakfast with her

But if you want, I could give you details on my sister and you could fuck the shit out of her after I'm done

>>5048642

That's just disturbing, DC. At least you didn't say the guy from Fark or Slashdot.

>>5048675
seconding, i think i might know her. need pics for confirmation

wtf moot, stop trolling your own website

ITT: epic trolling, and/or epic failing

>>5048612


moot, you need some Courage Wolf.

I think what you should do is start searching near that area.

Get in your car/hop on your bicycle and find that bitch like your life depended on it.

small pic is small

lol at moot reseting the timer everytime he posts apperently

Also if you start one more thread I am going to kick your ass

>>5048743

Well, of course. The fuck you think it was?

4chan Rule: From now on all relationship/ronery threads must be accompanied by food of some kind.

>>5048678

depends on the amount of kiwis offered

>>5048743

All of 4chan is a giant troll. Moot hates anime and Japan and memes.

>>5048612


take this moot may it serve you well.

>>5048855

a haggler, huh? are you looking for a 4chan sized bag of kiwis or would you settle for a 12chan? maybe a 711chan?

don't waste your time, she had a dick.. trust me, same i know who your talking about :(

>>5048747
I'd hit it, honestly

>>5048612
ask her if she knows of 4chan
she says no, she's a keeper go for it
she says yes, your fucked, ditch her straight away

>>5046698

I thought you were making a new board for this. Why did you bother making a series of threads ridiculing all the potential users of that new board?

Robots not doing it's job! :O

>>5048943
Your standards do not seem to exist.