;_;
its ok moot i still love you

i knew it.

there are no attractive females on 4chan

I would have thought you had like 500 mails by now with girls expressing interest, why didn't you at least give one a shot?

You have to go with a bro.

I go to movie theaters by myself all the time

I'll go get some and join you in spirit?

THAT MEANS MORE NUGGETS FOR YOU

I guess you should've taken her to Olive Garden

inb4 9000 posts due to moot posting

other than that...You, moot, could probably get any girl you desired

Aww, poor moot. No girl wanted to go on a date with you?

McNuggets are theonly thing I get at McDicks's.

Good choice, man, good choice.

moot this isn't funny stop it

>>5045605
>>5045605
Because they'll never be as good as Moots Mom

dont worry moot we still love you.

This is the saddest thing I've seen all day.

;_;

dude if i lived in NY i'd hook you up man

you'd be drowning in pussy

>>5045618
No he couldn't. He just tried to, and he failed.

If only we had some sort of board to discuss these problems on...

moot, you're also welcome to three-way my girl... we met on 4chan so we owe you that much.

WHERE ARE THE FRIES, MOTHERFUCKER

wheres the sweet and sour dawg

Wait, you're not gay? Seriously?

If you come over here to California, I'll treat you to In-N-Out, a godly fast food chain. But I'm a guy. :D

No worries. Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks.

not very classy, moot.
not classy at all.

No fries?

What is your major malfunction moot?

No drank?

D'awww ;_;

moot you must allow me to comfort you... sexually

Don't worry bro I'll be in New York on the 30th. My roommates and I will eat McDonald's with you. Then we can have a circle jerk, or you know, whatever.

Is this gonna be a sticky?

I think this is gonna be a sticky.

In before sticky.

I hope you have McDonald coupons so you can try again.

>>5045583
Want me to post my cock Moot?

Will that cheer you up Christopher?

You've certainly been nuggetized.

Did she pay?
Oh wait...

if only i lived in new york.... ;_;

aren't there like 50 McDonalds there?

You didn't even get any fries?

You should've left yourself open for dudes, bro. :V

moot, your mom is sucking a cock at this very moment

moot, i'd eat with you, but I have a penis, and I'm pretty socially awkward.

I would probably start talking about brawl and pokemon and oh god im so lonely

moot, you shouldn't have to be so ronery.

That sucks moot, you'll find someone. Now can you change to the board name back to good ole Robot 9000?

Good choice on the bbq sauce

You need some bros.
Come down to Atlanta and I'll chill with you at Mickey D's anytime!
Cheer up!

should've gotten a double quarter pounder bro

>>5045653
saving sbarro for my special layday

Operation: find moot

he is at a NYC McDonalds

Try Burger King next time man, Bitches love the king.

Were I a girl or in/around New York I'd have offered. Unfortunately I'm neither.

Better luck next time bro.

It's okay moot. You have our love, and that's what matters.

McDonald's Ranch BLT > McNuggets

POSTS EVERYWHERE

I used to love the Grilled Chicken Sammich. I should go and see if that still exists.

your sense of humor is refreshing.

Dude, you live in NYC. Just go out on the street and start talking to women. They're everywhere and hot. Odds are in your favor. You're TIME's Man of the FUCK YEAR!

d'awww....

did you at least wear a monocle?

I would fuck you moot but I am of the male side of our species. But a lil birdy told me you were into that kinda stuff.

I FUCKING LOVE TACO BELL

It could only be this way.
The end

...
or is it??

I remember when McDonalds first came out with chicken strips. Those things were fucking delicious. I guess now that it's become a regular item on the menu they've allowed it to taste like shit.

Also, you know McDonalds salads have more fat/sugar than a McFlurry?

You shoulda got a happy meal. You get a toy and everything. And they make you happy D:>

why didn't you go to burger king?

moot. I sent you an email. and you still got McDonalds alone.

I feel rejected.

>>5045687

This.

Small steps, moot, small steps.

So did that girl ever call you back?

AND BAN ME

I WASTE TOO MUCH TIME HERE

Moot, ya gotta go for the better option.

>>5045583
Oh and Moot, what happened to the whole 'I'm going to stop posting with my moniker as it turns threads to shit'?

You've been going wild lately.

Why are you alone, if that picture i saw earlier of some guy jizzing was you, i'd say your pretty attractive. :)

>>5045685
sbarro's pizzas has a lot of empty calories. like 700-800 calories for just one slice!

Did you get the milkshake? You should have gotten a milkshake.

all the hot girls dont eat fast food, moot.

but you're a homosexual

It's okay, moot. At least you've inspired me to get a job.

>>5045685
Don't forget the Coke bottle.

I really appreciate how neatly you've laid the bag so that you don't get the table dirty.

It's very courteous of you.

should have gotten the southern style chicken sandwich (although they pale in comparison to chick-fil-a's)

i am glad to see you among us moot, you will find love one day (i promise)

jwh

>>5045712
Post your picture, I want to see what moot's standards are.

I fucking love chicken nuggets with all the passion in the world, nice choice moot.
P.S if I'm ever in NYC, can I email you so we can hang out in a well lit public place? I'm a chick if that makes any difference.

no fries?

you deserve to be alone, sir.

When your will to live is gone
and the child of love is lost
time is your only friend and hope

>>5045685

BUT LOVE PILLOWS CANNOT EAT PIZZA

I'm guessing moot's just getting troll mail.
-.-

>nuggets
>bbq sauce

be my faghusband

Lets all just turn gay and solve our emotional problems?

Man, these last two days on /r9k/ have been great.

You must take me to sbarro for flat pizza.

I'm also making you pay.

You like dudes, right? ;-;

Hey moot, I'm in the area and I'm guessing you'd like to get laid (but not by me).

How'd you like to come with me to a rave?

Christ, if you took all of /class dating 101/'s recommendations here, you would be buying a feast.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH NUGGETS. THEY WILL NUGGETIZE YOU.

Op is a faggot

fatblock

McDonalds: committing suicide one meal at a time

MCNUGGETBLOX

Poor moot. Poor poor moot.

That's so sad moot - you didn't even have the new 1/3# angus burger...
Do they even have that by you in NY?

the new mushroom swiss angus burger is pretty good. one of the most expensive items on the menu too, so it's sure to impress the ladies.

>>5045682
SHIT NIGGA WE GETTIN WAFFLE HOUSE IN THE ATL

REAL TALK

MOOT!

I met a girl!

What am i supposed to do with her now?

moot is such a bro

Considering the popularity of /b/ and /r9k/, I'm honestly a bit amazed you couldn't find someone.

Moot, are you trolling us? Did you really hve the greatest lay of your life?

I'm glad moot didn't go through with it, if he had I guarantee a gaggle of unemployed trolls would have been there to document the whole thing or just stare. Who would go on a date with moot without broadcasting it all over 4chan? even worse, who would leave them the fuck alone if they knew it were happening?

moot's so awesome for not letting his 4chan notoriety swallow his real life.

>>5045806
CHICKEN AND WAFFLES?

moot, what happened?
moot?
mooooooooot!
GAME OVER

There could be only one McDinner.

moot, if you're ever in California, I'll treat you to In-N-Out.

and then moot was an anon

>>5045806
HOLY FLYING FUCK MOOT TALKED TO ME
BE JEALOUS BITCHES

And yes WAFFLE HOUSE KICKS ASS

lol, newfag doesn't know that there are no girls on the internet

>>5045748
mom's basement don't got lights, baby

moot come to vancouver and i'll suck yo dick for free

>>5045823
BITCH!

you my #1 nigga.

Apparently my timestamped tits weren't good enough for you.

You forgot your coke, Christopher!

Maybe it's the fact that you and my grandma have the same haircut.

whoever this "moot" person is, they're obviously a complete newbie on the internet. there are no females here!

Mootles, have you gotten any serious replies yet that you are actually considering? Also how is Mickey D's soup?

so moot, what are you gonna do about that shithole /b/?

Well I'm glad moot liked that McDonalds thread because I sure didn't.

Moot didn't like any of the girls because none of them had a penis.

>>5045838
I thought you lived in that commune in south america?

>>5045837
>>5045837
>>5045837

What happened to Katie Leavelle, moot?

>>5045750
;_;

>nuggetblox

OMG MOOT PLZ QUOUTE ME TOO SO MY LIFE WOULD BE COMPLETE

ALSO I PREFER REGULAR MILK

>>5045685
Personally I think McDonald's is a step up from Sbarro's.

Did you know that chicken nuggets can have grinded up beaks in them

Well at least you got a napkin with the meal.

Now do what /r9k/ers do best: MASTURBATE FURIOUSLY.

I actually saw you sitting down to eat. You look much hotter in person.

moot just got nuggetized and he has some timestamped tits. And no crazy 4chan bitchez drama. He actually won. Epic victoly.

Say 'McFill My Stomach!'. Heard it gives you all you can eat for 5 bucks. I'll always wanted to try it but, you know.

I agree with the other cali people. Come here and we'll treat you to some In-N-Out burgers, then we could have an orgy later...maybe

>>5045850
must be a newfag.

dodge trucks are best of mootblocks

moot, what was the time 100 banquet like? You never said. Did you get to meet Oprah? Did you tell her over 9000 penises was a prank?

Im the guy that posted that mc donalds thread. I can't believe that I successfully trolled MOOT.

>>5045869
what?

>mcdinner

Aw, if I lived in New York I would've gone with you, mootles.

McDonalds is amazingly classy on the sole basis of their (and what I consider to be very strong) efforts to reach out to minority communities.

For example:
http://www.365black.com/
http://www.myinspirasian.com/ (also accessible at http://i-am-asian.com/)

>>5045878
As long as they don't hurt my teeth - I could personally care less.
Thats the risk you take with fast food... Like eating the grade of beef thats in Taco Hell

>>5045878
I don't like potted meat. Daddy used to say they was made out of lips, peckers and intestines.

>>5045894
The idea of moot being in the same room as Oprah frightens me for some reason.

MOOT IS REALLY CHRIS-CHAN PROOF

Should have got the combo

>>5045905
People sent him emails... I guess he just didn't like any of us.
D:

Gotta take her to the Trump Tower, Moot. Gotta take her there and throw her in the Starbucks.

Here, you don't buy her anything. Instead you grab a handful of the packs of sugar and put them in her pockets.

Then you throw her off the building and buy yourself a fucking blowup doll.

Coffee for lube, my friend. Coffee for lube.

Also, seriously--what the fuck? How could you not get a date? You could always have walked into the McDonalds and asked the order taker if he/she would consider your meal a date. It counts. It really does.

Next time, get honey instead of BBQ sauce. It goes great with McNuggets. And you attract more FLY LADIES with honey or something.

Should've tried going to Wendy's. At least there's always a cutie waiting for you there. ;_;

>>5045583
I asked my only friend, probably the last friend I haven't left, if he wanted to watch a movie
He's already seen it
I went out thinking about going to a restaurant, but I didn't. I realized I will be more ronery.
I came back home with a 12pack to my comfortable bed.
Drinking alone again half naked with just my boxers on.
pic related instead of eating at a restaurant I picked up soup at a local asian market while getting my beer.
the soup is the best part of my day so far

If you ever come to Sweden I could take you to the swedish McDonalds, Max. They have great sauce, it's like Gods cum on a burger.

I LIVE IN NY, I'LL GO WITH YOU!

For me 10 McNuggets is never enough. I have to get 20.

I'm surprised it took you this long to make a shameless plug to try and get laid on your own site, I would have done it long ago, I tip my hat to you sir.

I'd go anywhere with you moot T_T ily

>>5045925
Moot's a shut-in. He only talks about dating.

Moot, you of all people should know BROS BEFORE HOES.

subway always does bests imo

MootDonalds? McMoot? are just to horifying memes of many that i see coming from this thread to plague us all for months to come,

thanks a lot moot

lol moot must be really, really lonely and desperate....

>>5045904
>>5045904
>>5045904

Katie Leavelle, She's the only /b/tard I know IRL. She was a model, we went to Huntington Beach High School together class of 2004. She told me that she was going to hang out with you, and she doesn't seem like the type to lie. Plus, shes cute. Was I trolled?

>>5045920
and what? let Texas take over?

Nigga I think your standards are too high... Have you even dated before? Wtf?

Moot I just want you to know, I still think you are a humongous fagot.

>mootisafagblawx

>>5045938
>>5045938

lol @ america. In Norway we only have 6 and 9 piece boxes

>>5045837
Jeez, I realize you probably look down on... us chicks? for wanting to get to know you, but really you just seem nice and exchanging words over mcnuggets never hurt anyone. Oh well.

...;_; enjoy your basement I guess.

>>5045946
I would suck a mans dick for a 6inch sweet onion teriyaki sub. Seriously. Shit is SO sweet onion.

McDonald's for one is better than no McDonald's!

Right?

>>5045583
Wow moot. Seeming kinda desperate lately.

How the hell are YOU desperate?

Awww M00t *huggles*

>>5045583
I go to McDonald's alone all the time... the ghetto McDonald's. I was almost harassed by a black man last time.

>>5045934
In the TV ads, she has the god damn sexiest voice in the world.

Now do the same thing at EVERY McD's in your area. Within 24 hours.

That's some pussy pulling power.

Moot: epic troll or epicest troll?

I'm finding all of this very amusing. Good show.

>>5045934
Dave Thomas is dead, dude.

Really though, I'd like to take you to a rave moot.

>>5045906
Shit only the hindi/indian shit has english words in it for some of the phrases. Fucking other asian languages sound like shit.

Honest to god I would do anything m00t asked me to ack I have such a huge stupid crush on him

>>5045966
McDonald's sucks.
So none = better. MOOT ENJOY YOUR NEWLY FOUND 50 LBS AFTER YOUR MEAL.

Superior. As a bonus it's totally acceptable to take a date to Timmies

moot knows what he's doing.

>>5045871

>nuggetblox

"Gibberish at the end of a post to force originality is punished with the full force of the banhammer."

moot. You know what you must do.

All of the hot girls are holding out for a true gentleman that will take them to White Castle, moot.

I thought you knew this! SHIT NIGGA

How much do you reckon McDonald's have paid moot for all this advertising?

Ban her Moot! We all know woman can't afford laptops, which obviously means she outside of the kitchen on some desktop.

>>5045969
He probably isn't. This is all really just some elaborate trolling that none of us are picking up on because we are all too busy sucking his dick and talking about how great he is.

>>5045990

Does snacks count?

>mangabxl

>>5045985
Many people would do anything. If moot wanted to take down an entire company, all he'd have to do is lie/say the right things and anon would take it down.

Anon loves Moot. Or some anons atleast.

>>5045972
This.
PROOF: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PC3cIZ14crA

Burger King > McDonald's.

moot when you choose someone make sure you ask for vag cause you might get trapped bro

>chicken nuggets
moot = nigger

Perhaps if you replaced all of the advertisements with one's that advertised your Mcdonalds/date plan.

seriously moot, not trolling.

my bf just said i could go to NY just to sex you....will trade up to date info from doctor (clean penis is a prerequisite)

>>5046002
I think it's a secret ruse for interesting mod applications.

>>5046013
Oh my god... that's just sex in my ears...

>>5045583

How are you not pulling all the fucking girls, moot? I would sleep with you on principle alone. The fact that you're fucking cute is just a bonus.

As if rejection isn't bad enough, you have to suffer through the stomach ache that is McDonalds.

i am truley sorry for your lots.

McDonalds is horrible for your health!

>>5046017
>>5046017
>>5046017
yeah thats her. Go for it moot, its a guaranteed deal.

zombiezimm@yahoo.com


get at me m00tle

>>5046024
I wonder what he gets more emails for. Mod applications or Blow Jay applications?

>>5046026
Fact: Girls have a thing for power.

>>5046026
Socially awkward durr hurr. I know like a whole bunch of good-looking guys who share the same fate.

Bawww apparently I'm too ugly for Moot.

I tried. I tried...

I'd go to McDonalds with you Moot.

;_;

well, what happened? did really no one reply?

Did you get a toy with your happy meal?
I love the finding nemo ones.
Do you like finding nemo, moot?
If so then sign me up for your next date.

He didn't like me either. No wonder he's eating at mcdonalds alone.

i'm fucking awesome!

>>5046035

Ya, good luck with that...

I want m00t

Chicken McNuggets are fucking awful.

Also- Wendy's > McDonald's

I FUCKING LOVE MCNUGGETS

I'll be your heterosexual male McDonald's partner any time, moot.

With repressed sexual tension.

id drink MOOTS BATHWATER

( ._.)

;_;

If you ever come to England, Moooot?
I'll take you anywhere.
And give you a wedgie.

Moot could probably get an entire orgy going with all the girls that have a crush on him on this site. He's good looking enough to catch a regular girl, let alone being the owner of 4chan. But he also said yesterday he'd never date a girl who knows about 4chan, so moot-trollface.jpg might as well be plastered all over the place.

>>5046058

*sigh* I know its just a dream

HEY GAIZ WANNA STOP SUCKING MOOT'S COCK KTHX xD

>>5046063
Posting pictures of random girls might get his attention. Good luck.

I think 4chan is a pretty cool guy. eh bans people and doesn't afraid of anything

How the hell are you ronery? I get you don't get out much, but your attractive, there's no way an attractive female (male?) has never came on to you.. Regardless, I hope your roneryness is cured eitherway soon.

>>5046084
LOL XD SO RANDUM

DO U LIEK INVADER ZIM TOO

Any other basement dwellers jealous of this man, this moot?

>>5046066
Bacinator rulez!
AND, I can get a baked potato instead of fries.

Does that look like a happy meal to you?
Fucking dumb bitches.

>>5046035
>>5046063
http://www.4chan.org/faq

How do I contact the administrator?

The administrator can be contacted at moot@4chan.org.

God damn women, if you was especially pretty I could understand you being a retard and everything.

I wanted to go to McDonald's with you, moot. But I have a boyfriend and don't wake up until 7am. :(

>>5046017
man, I'd take her to the golden corral after a trip to the dollar theater, yes sir.

>>5046073 meee too

>>5046088
Nothing is going to get his attention because he isn't serious about this and is using us like puppets for his own amusement.

>>5046098

I LOVE INVADER ZIM!11 IT'S ALMOST AS RANDUM AS THIS PLACE xD

Barbeque sauce? Moot is one crazy-ass motherfucker.

>>5045969
see
>>5045979

you should take video of people you meet off 4chan sucking your dick.

>>5046055

Us Mootrejects should get together and have a gay McDonalds date. You dig?

>>5045583
Hey moot, are you into for some shota sex?

>>5045583

Should have gone to Hardee's. That's where all the pussy is.

Or at least thickburgers ;_;

Sagin moot's threads across the boards.

moots = fags

its comforting to know that even moot is swallowed nightly by the despair of being alone and sexually frustrated

>>5046107

I meant 7pm, lol.

>>5046078
I don't blame him. I shudder at the thought of having a /b/tard girlfriend.

And depending upon their fetish, I'd shudder at the thought of a /d/eviant girl.

And a /v/irgin is likely just to laugh at his PS3.

Come to think of it, this website as a whole, is pretty fucked up.

>>5046099
More than a little. There aren't many people alive who could get as much pussy as him at the drop of a hat.

>>5046063
Did you pass this up moot? You fucking idiot.

I'd hit it. You can tell she has some nice boobs.

>>5046123
yes. then we can play with our happymeal toys and giggle about what he's missing

>>5045969
>>5045969
Have you seen him?

McDonald's is the shit! But chicken nuggets instead of a quarter pounder with cheese? Honestly moot, I am dissapoint.

Hey moot, I hope you realise you'll never get a normal life again, all thanks to 4chan. People will find you, moot, and people will fuck with you and your money. I bet the 7chan mods get all the pussy they want.

you're really enjoying this aren't you.

bastard.

>>5046101
The Baconater is the greatest invention of our century. And they have frostys; frostys kick the shit out of McFlurries.

>>5045583
aww moot *hugs*

Honest question moot.

Do people ever recognize you when you go outside and do normal people things?

>>5045806
Yeah, moot, come on down to hotlanta, we'll drink whiskey with my kitties and eat McDonalds even though I'm a vegetarian.

You don't need a 3D woman to enjoy greasy food with, moot :)

And the sticky on /a/'s doing cunt all at the moment other than blinking on my monitor before hiding itself at the moment, we'd better be getting something cool out of this in compensation.

One day I will find you, moot.
When that day comes, I will silently hand you a box of chicken nuggets and walk away.
One day...

Who is that "m00t" guy everybody talk about? By the way, can someone explain what the fuck is 4chan? Everybody seems to know that site but i can't get it on my TV.

Oh, and you anonymous, stop spamming in here.

>>5046120
well, thats disappointing

i was looking forward to keeping up with a weekly update of Blind Dates with Moot.

>>5045583
OH SHI-

sldfkwlerkwl;

i just farted and it smells good

>>5046144
He passed me up :(

>>5046146

Fuck yeah!

I'm SO for this.

>>5046163
Someone's trying to hard to get into moot's pants.

>>5046158
>moot
>normal people things

lolno

>>5046160
fuck you
2d is PIG DISGUSTING, 3d is simply what's worth anyone's time

Today Snacks posted a picture of you with some kittens on /b/. They were adorable. Take them to McDonalds.

>>5046163
So bad at trolling he's good? Or so good he's bad?

>>5046174
Filename, nigger.

moot there's a pic of you naked circulating are you gonna release any more?

I'm in NYC all the time moot. My sister is a model (22 years old) who lives up there (seriously).

I will so introduce you to her... Hell, my sister on a date with moot? I'd be happy, moot'll be happy... Maybe my sister wont be, but who cares?

>>5046174

I don't blame him. That vagina looks funny.

Moot you sly motherfucker. How about you tell us how many women sent you an email asking to go with you to McDonalds?

Quit pretending you haven't many friends. You're a god damn celebrity and you've just forced over 1000 girls to see your date request.

>>5045583
MOOT!
orz, cocksuckiing, etc.

Why dont you hit up some bitches with me and Brucie?

>>5046158
I pondered that for a while. I assume that barely anyone recognises him and if someone does it is either a /b/tard or a fanboy and would just get on his nerves.

>>5046078
>never date a girl who knows about 4chan

Guess that shouldn't be surprising. Don't most maleanons have this policy?

>>5046187
I see r9k denizens are harder to troll than /b/tards, i might have to redouble my efforts

>>5045843
moot's entire troll was now officially "totally worth it."

Anyone who took this date seriously after seeing the other McDonalds thread should be flogged.

>>5046187
Was just considering posting this...

postinbloxx

>>5046207
>>5046158
http://nerdworld.blogs.time.com/2008/07/10/now_in_papervision_the_4chan_g/

Anyone remember when McNuggets used to taste good? I do. Good times. Now I just cruise right my McD's and go to pic related.

>>5046196
>>5046196
>>5046196

Lol... I have fabio's cellphone number. My sister hangs out with him a bunch when she is in LA.. His number is actually on my fridge on a list of emergency contacts. He's a real cool guy... totally a healthfood, anti-alcohol, zenmaster nutcase, but cool.

I wonder how much free porn moot got by trolling the boards like this.

What a fucking man.

On the bright side, seeing the sticky when I woke up was enough to push me to get McDonalds for whatever that meal is that one has at 6pm. Crispy chicken sandwich, fries, and a coke. Thanks for the tip.

>>5045583
who is this moot guy?

>>5046209

Just the ones who think 4chan is some sekrit club.

>>5046209
Personally, it'd be worth like 90 points on a girl if she already browsed 4chan. But not if I owned it. Imagine if she got mad at him or something and deleted the fucking thing or something.

A 4chan girl, though, is probably at least 50 times cooler than regular girls.

>>5046222
woops, look like you just dropped a name. let me pick it up for you

This is what moot actually believes

I have a feeling that the problem wasn't that there weren't any women interested, but that the women were too interested.

I'm sure they were all trying to get the $12.95 moot has made off of 4chan so far. That could buy you two double quarter pounders with cheese and a large coke. That's some serious money right there.

>>5046187

McFucking Saved!

>>5046231

Unless she visits /b/

i'm using my clitoris like a typewriter right now

>>5046231
Or more than likely she is a psychopath.

so how much did mcdonalds pay you for the viral advert moot?

WHY DONT YOU GET A JOB

This was a fun way of killing 14 of the last 17 hours. We should make pins or something. /adv/ will be such a shit show. Bon appetit moot :D

you fucking rock, moot!

you can take my mother if you want?

I hate everything ):

can you command me what to do moot?

>>5046231


soooooooooo... do you have an MSN or something?

>>5046250
Why would he need a job, when he owns 4chan?
Someone send moot 500 lbs of french fries.

>>5046250
Moot's job is to trol u.
Think about that for a second.

moot, if I were in New York, I'd have bought you a McFlurry.

good trolling makes me giggle.

I think this whole thing has an Audition vibe to it. Please don't take any really skinny and inexplicably creepy Japanese girls to McDonalds moot.

shoulda got a happy meal =\
with a badass toy in it

>>5046265
Note the country. Sorry to dissapoint you ahead of time.

>>5046230
Wait, what?

This website is fucked up. The community is horrible. They like grotesque stuff that frankly, I don't want to deal with in real life. Why the fuck would anyone want a 4chan girl? They're most likely attention whores, meme spewing morons, or hideous. The only one I could remotely stand dating might be a girl from /tg/, but only because she could be really fun.

>>5046231
No. They're not +any amount of points. 4chan girls are bad, bad people. And they should feel bad.

Sup moot. Just popping in to say that you'd be better with a Jil Sander or Lanvin suit than a Thick As Thieves one. You could just get it slightly tailored afterwards and the fit would be far more flattering.

Thats what you get for being one of the most influencial people of all time......10 chicken nuggets and a free bag to carry them with you!

Man, being anonymous seems to have its perks

Chicken nuggets? :|.
I like fries...I crave fries @___@
inb4; pregnant.

>>5046275
You know if this was somebody other than moot this thread would have less than 50 replies.

>>5046120

I just died a little more inside.

Moot I don't have a vagina but I think you're hot brah.

I'm bisexual by the way.

Soooo....

>>5045583
McNuggets are awesome, although real men use Honey as their dipping sauce. Also get the Number 9 combo meal if it's under 4.65, IT'S WORTH IT.

This is the best day of my life.

>10 chicken McNuggets
>Can you resist?

Well, clearly your 'date' did.

Oh I went there.

>>5046277

Moot, do this.

Take pictures of you playing with the toy.

>>5046292
moot loves nobody. I bet he laughed as he browsed through pictures.

>>5046282

You're stupid as all fuck. They're not attention-whore fuck-ups. They're exactly the same as you and me except they have tits.

I'm not trying to be white knight here, and there are a lot of attention-whoring femanons. But those are just the loudest ones you see the most; there are plenty of girls who post on 4chan without prefacing every fucking post with 'HI, FEMANON HERE."

I still love you, m00tykinz.

moot, I would let you do absolutely anything to me.

I just wish I was the girl in this picture, and not a man

just change it to yotsuba B to see the fake red namers- bunch of fags why would u fake

so moot, who was the most pathetic of those who emailed you?

>>5046283
Well well well, how did YOU stumble upon this here piece of gold?

Also, moots a poorfag he can barely afford to keep 4chan running let alone get a lanvin suit. I'm still glad to see a /fa/g giving him advice :)

>>5046336
I ain't seeing any fakers

>>5046336
Or a real board theme like burichan.

HEY MOOT THE YOTSUBA THEMES ARE A SHAME ON HER NAME AND YOU SHOULD BE CASTRATED FOR MAKING THEM

>>5046336
Yotsuba B since day 1

faggot

Posting in Epic Thread.

Good job moot, troll these bitches hard.

>>5046317
No. They have issues. People that come to this website like fucked up things. Sure, they're great as friends, and the inside jokes, when used properly, are funny. But, no. Not in real life. Not as a romantic interest.

Anyone that disagrees deserves to find their girlfriend posting tits, or having a meme spewing moronic girl, or any manner of fucked up things they visit this website.

>>5046187
>>5046187
I wanted to print out that image, fap and finish on it, take a picture and post it, but I can't find my camera.

moot seriously what are you trying to achieve here?

IS DAT SUM BARBECUE SAUCE? ON NUGGETS?

MOOT, YOU BEST BE JOKING.

>>5046345

I am fashion first and lonely second ,_,

Well he said he wanted a Thick As Thieves suit so I assumed he had TAT money. If he can afford to drop that kind of money he could save up for Lanvin I suppose. The tailoring and fabric is impeccable.

They've got good taste for adding style-forward details without adding things that would be easily dated.

I am a Elbaz-Ossendrijver fanboy though so maybe I should be ignored.

>>5046368

Because everyone who comes to 4chan posts their tits/cock, spouts memes nonstop in real life, and is a total fuck-up, right?

Sorry bro, just because you're personally fucked up or you found a 4chan chick who matched the profile doesn't mean it's an accurate generalization.

>>5046379
Trolling. Trolling all of 4chan's women in one fell swoop. It was a work of art.

he said he'd go with me, but I'd have to wear this pair of panties he found at the laundromat behind a washer (i'm a guy) and that I'd have to ride his handlebars on his bike cause he doesn't have pegs.. :|

>>5046356
Although in truth, real men make their own themes.

>>5046365
Hope that means since r9k was created and not since you got here.

Also what came first, the Yots themes or this board?

You made the right choice, op.

>>5046400
>4chan
>women
You almost got me on that one.

http://s.fatwallet.com/static/attachments/14771_mcds.pdf
Angus burger coupon

>>5046368
Some people are ok with this. Stop forcing your opinion down other people's fucking throat, opinions can't be right or wrong.

>>5046426

Stereotypes aren't opinions, broseph.

>>5046391
Enjoy your LULZSORANDUMXD girl who can't shut up about Advice Dog or any of the other equally retarded memes.

Meanwhile, I'll take my beautiful, perfect self and find myself a girl worth having.

>>5046382
moot knows a good dinner you nigger

>>5046408
he said he'd go with me, too, only he told me I had to let him take pics of me naked in his bro's bed wearing his mom's stilletos

>>5046426

Yes, they can.

canblox

>>5046436

I have a girlfriend who browses 4chan now and again, we've even talked about a meme maybe once or twice tops. Some people just come on here to kill time; others, like me, simply enjoy a good argument. I'm not saying the kind of person you're talking about doesn't exist, only that they're the loud minority... Kinda like fundies.

Enjoy your hand though, brah.

>>5046400

I'm not sure whether im cool with moot anymore, the more shit he does the more I think he's a faggot.

>>5046265
I knew this post was too good to be true. Dicks. Time for misogny and tears.

>>5046456

They are NOT a minority, holy shit have you even BEEN to the internet?

moot is asexually in a relationship with the whores of 4chan

>>5046416
mind.. blown.

THIS IS WHY MOOT GOT NO REPLIES

>>5046467

Have you ever talked to a nerdy chick? A lot of them go onto 4chan, not a lot of them spout memes.

>>5046473
moot did get replies. he was trollin', yo.

>>5046476

I've never really talked to a girl at all ;_;

thanks for reminding me

>>5045583
At least you have McDonalds man, McDonalds will never break your heart.

>>5046484
yeah, but obviously none of them would actually be female, since --

you know, forget it.

Pretty sure moot's trying to make a point with this, but it's hard to determine what that point is.

>>5046492

Dawww, 'sokay bro. You'll find a girl eventually... Just get rid of those stupid stereotypes. :3

>>5046509
any females who admit to being females on 4chan are stupid and should leave?

>>5046467
PROTIP: You only notice the girls that state that they are girls. For all you know every anon is a girl. Maybe I am.

I know a girl who posts on /an/. She's short, cute as hell, and has the body of a loli. /g/ would eat her up. She doesn't begin every post with "Hi femanon here". You can't tell she's a girl because SPOILERS she is anonymous.

Now fuck off.

>>5046509
>>5046509

That you can take girls to McDonalds when you are famous. Because you are famous.

That's what I'm getting from it. Thanks for making me cry mootface :(

>>5046456
Wow, you found a woman that's slightly less retarded from the rest.

Also, your argument is flawed. Comparing me to fundies doesn't make it wrong, it simply means you think fundies are retarded for some misguided reason. It's essentially an argumentum ad Hitlerum. YOU HAVE A SIMILAR ARGUMENT TO HILTER, THEREFORE, YOU ARE A NAZI. It's total bullshit.

And, going here for arguments, rather than a hobby, is bad.

My points about a 4chan girl are as follows.
They have a hobby. 4chan can be a hobby.
People talk about their hobbies. It is inevitable.
People discuss humor about things related to their interests and hobbies.

Therefore, a woman, will talk about 4chan. Will talk about things the find funny about 4chan, aka memes.

I have enough of that shit as is.

>>5046526

I'm not sure if it's that, "no girls on internet," "stop bitching about ronery," or "quit fucking idolizing moot"

>>5045583

If I had a camera, I would send you timestamped titties. And you would think that you had successfully trolled me. But I would do it just to know that you had (virtually) set eyes on my tits. And then I would masturbate to the thought of it.

True story.

>>5046525
>>5046492
Good old strawman.

When you can't beat them, make a mockery of them.

>>5046410
you have your monitor positioned in such a way that it looks like you can surf the net while in bed.

this thread is fuckin bullshit

blockdfkgdk

>>5046174
>1249946415655.jpg

nice troll, bro

>>5046542

woman spotted, and you are the female on /an/

>>5046573
His setup.

fa/g/ here

>>5046441
>>5046408
wtf, he said I had to stick chicken nuggets lubed with bbq sauce up his ass and eat them all back out again.

>>5046546

Did you read my post?

I didn't compare you to fundies. I compared the camwhores to them only in the sense that they're loud minorities.

Fuck, reading comprehension much?

Also, there's a difference between talking about something and "LOLCAT." And can you honestly say there are any funny memes anymore?

>>5046587
I'm a guy, a fa/g/. /g/ got me into loli so I've been hanging out with her lately. Not a female, but what do you know, you're just a shitty troll. I love it though. The trolling. That's why I'm on /g/.

>>5046607
Tactical Genius is/can be/ a great meme.

The rest? Not so much.

>>5046585
moot...u should have said free happy meals " and i'll let you keep the toy!"
i would have dressed up as a woman for that one

>>5046598
Holy shit, I last posted that image days ago.

>>5046631

HEHE MEMES XDDD

holy shit stop using that word, it makes you look like a fucking retard

get the fuck back to /b/ and play your pretend secret club there

moot, is there any truth in this image?

>>5046679
You do understand that Tactical Genius isn't a /b/ meme?

And that inside jokes can indeed be funny?

And that the word "meme" is what is usually accepted?

epic win I think not, moot controls the posts. Can add edit delete anything on this website to suit his needs and change opinions (damn right as the founder) but with this access trolling isn't very hard.

Plus all you stupid fucks believe it and post mcdonald threads like it was all cool just cause moot did it. Its so fucking sad...

If I anyone had access to control the content on a website he/she could easily manipulate thought (see media) Laughing at those who sent pics is harsh to play with their feelings.

I hope karma bites you on the ass and someone humilates you

MOOT
>MOOT
LISTEN CAREFULLY
IF YOU ORDER 3 4PIECE NUGGETS YOU GET MORE NUGGETS FOR LESS
>MORE NUGGETS FOR LESS
MORE NUGGETS FOR LESS

>>5046700
let me, the real moot, be clear when i say YES IT WAS TRUE 100 per cint. once again, i am the mott

>>5046790
So those people that laughed at the Mcdonald's post before moot stickied it were lieing.

And Moot, thinking the thread was funny, stickied it, and mind controlled others into thinking it was funny.

OH GOD I BET THIS PLACE IS A FRONT FOR THE FBI. QUICK, EVERYONE, MAKE HATS OUT OF TINFOIL. IT IS THE ONLY WAY TO SAVE YOUR MINDS.

>>5046790

>I hope karma bites you on the ass and someone humilates you

I'm pretty sure "founder of 4chan" is a shame that cannot be surpassed.

>>5046856
way ahead of ya
http://www.stopabductions.com/

>>5046679
lurk more, fuckwit

>>5046700
epic if true

am i correct with either of these?
http://www.myspace.com/stellaleavelle
http://www.facebook.com/katie.leavelle

or shall i be joining ranks with this guy? >>5046700

I love it how moot is teasing the fuck out of /r9k/ cos you guys are all faggots

>>5046856

How many threads pass here? Lots, lots to choose from to get ideas to troll. It just happens mcdonalds was one of them.

he didnt mind control anyone just gave it his approval and posted this on every board

limited time fine dining offer for two see /r9k/

Then changed the name of r9k and all the retards followed suit. Mainly the retards fault for stirring it up, what would others think when they saw it? moot is owner = legit.

I'm not being paraniod its just a website, not like fucking human rights are being taken away.

Anyway I know im prob replying to moot under anon but come on its not that funny or epic if you can do it so easily, people will always believe what you say.

>>5047097
EVERY ANONYMOUS POSTER IS MOOT

ALERT THE PRESSES

MOOT HAS INFILTRATED THE NAMELESS MASSES

IT'S OVER, IT'S ALL OVER

>>5047097
>why didn't moot pick my thread? ;_;

Is the management of the McDonalds concerned you keep taking pictures of your nuggets?

Moot, if was funny. Was.

>>5047186
If was funny, what?

>>5047144

Whatever dude, I dont give a shit either way. Your missing the point this stunt was not funny and totally stupid.

I'd go out on a McDate with you McMoot

>>5047144

Why are you butthurt my dear anon?

>>5047297
What? I totally agree. I just think it's a good thing I have this tinfoil hat, so Anono-moot's posts don't mindcontrol me into working for the FBI.

>>5047354

ok troll ill give you a 5/10

>>5047427
I'm no troll.

To be a troll, I'd have to suggest something outlandish. Like people mindcontrolling via controlled media or suggesting that a figure of authority is around every corner.

I'm just helping you alert the masses that Moot is a mind-controlling monster beant on gloabal domination, and is in fact, anonymous, posting amongst us so that we fight amongst ourselves.

WE MUST REMAIN UNITED, BROTHERS. Don the tinfoil hats of liberty and fight the oppression that is Moot.

oh i thought this thread was dead

sup?

/r9k/.

My friends invited me to a club tonight to celebrate an old friend's 22nd birthday.

I declined.

Why? Because I'm going to go eat chicken mcnuggets alone as a tribute to /r9k/ and moot.

10 pieces to you, my true friends!

Why aren't you out looking for a nice girl?

moot go back to /b/

i don't think r9k is really your scene, despite being a lonely basement dweller like the rest of us

>>5047490

hello moot :) sorry about your date, or lack thereof. that relationshit board can't come soon enough

>>5047472

Your funny dude, where u going with this?

>>5047490

Considering getting a new glass of coke.

You?

>>5047500
<3

>>5047510
there aren't any girls in mom's basement!!!!!

So moot, do you have further plans to impose further viral marketing in 4chan besides the mcdonalds ordeal?

>>5047500
I'll go eat some McNuggets tomorrow, I swear on my tripcode.

i wonder if moot is trolling everyone.

(>._.)> <(._.<)

>>5047599

you wonder?

This viral marketing this has got to stop.

Why is our lord posting so damn much?

you gonna...you gonna delete that picture of you masturbating?

I heard you could delete posts but NOW I'M NOT SO SURE D:

OMG I ATE THE SAME THING TODAY
MOOT ITS LIKE WE WENT ON A DATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>5046700
I find the fact that the person got a picture of moot's mother to be impressive.

>>5045583
I feel you your pain/lonliness, moot.

>>5047599
Mootykins is trolling the LIVING FUCK OUT OF US. He's pretty sick of the "relationshit" threads.

>>5047640

he wants to find someone to buttsex

>>5047629
sorry but ronalds pays well

>>5045583
I'll eat McDonald's with you <3

>>5047722
When will you stop influencing us with your government mind control and thread censorship!?!

Were black people working at mcdonalds? How long did it take to get your food?

I feel pathetic for thinking that being around while moot posts is awesome.

>>5047722
Well, you better post a pic of yourself with bling bling and cash all over you. And some golden glasses with $ signs.

Want a hug, mootykins? ;[

>>5047772
It IS awesome.

Do not deny your precious feelings you baka ^_^

>>5047772
Me too. It's like Jesus is back and he brings specialer sauce.

When you go to MC what do you usually order mootkins?

>>5047773
FUCK YOU'RE RIGHT
what should i do?

advice me plz, /r9k/

*REACHES FOR TINFOIL HAT

OMG EVERYONE GO TO YOUR LOCAL MCDONALDS IN THE HOPES OF MEETING MOOT THIS IS IN NO WAY THE MOST EFFECTIVE MARKETING SCHEME IN HUMAN HISTORY GOGOGO

>>5047708
You want to habeeb.

>>5047821
Post a picture of your cock. Bitches love that.

>>5047821
Post about your relationship problems on 4chan. The first step is letting anonymous know there's a problem.

>>5047821

just dump the bitch, OP. She's probably cheating on you and sounds like a whore anyway.

>>5047821
However, it is New York City. There has to some chick in there.

>>5047821

You should move to Europe

>>5047821
I think...I wish, I wish I were a fish...

a fish

a fish with

>tits

>>5047821

Disregard females, acquire currency.

Oh wait. 4chan makes no money.

Sorry brah. You're truly fucked. And not in the good way.

So are we your new favourite board moot?

favouriteblox?

>>5047821
Mootle,

Next time you meet up with a girl, handcuff her or restrain her in some way. Women respond to dominance.

Then, inside McDickbutt, just place your cock on the table as you eat.

Works for me, EVERY TIME.

Just write "Looking for a boyfriend-free sweetheart to make into my girlfriend from the ground up" on a card and walk around the city.

>>5047629

moot advertising McDonald's to foot the 4chan bill?

>>5047898

>4chan makes no money.

lol

Nice choices moot, happens to be my favorite thing off the menu. I also suggest getting a chocolate shake and dipping the nuggets in that. Its surprisingly good.

moot, do you play the vidya?

>>5047821
>>5047821
http://s3.images.com/huge.8.42777.JPG

>>5047821

i really wish i could, but i'm afraid most of us are on this website due to our lack of significant others, regardless of how cool or potentially awesome mates we make [or think we may make.]

p.s. you didn't by chance visit cedar point last year did you? thought i saw you in a line by me, but i was trying not to be a tool about it.

>>5047970

Enjoy your 1800 calorie butt-blaster

I R POASTING IN MOOT BREAD

>>5047908
This, but then hand her a burger with your dick in it. Might take some stretching, but I'd cum buckets.

BBQ sauce, moot? BBQ sauce?! I thought you were a sweet and sour kinda man to be honest.

so moot, when are you going to post the big news post that you've been promising for almost eight months now?

I'd go to McDonalds with you any day of the week.

>>5047821
You should go to Lolita on Broome St. You will fit in well with the poor bloggers.

I think it's time to change /r9k/ to /mcd/

if I lived in NY, totally would take the chance..
Carefully......... >_>

c'est la vie..
chikushou..

>>5046063

Bitch just wants to date someone famous. Well bitch, if Moot won't take you, MY semen will make you famous.

Moot, I would eat McDonalds with you, and then I would let you put it in my butt. <33

>>5048157
bloggers hang out there? ugh, i pass it almost every night.

I am conversing with a real live celebrity.

I am fucking excited :D

Please stay moot. STAYYYYY

wtf moot?
just, wtf?

>>5048260
Hey moot, cut or uncut?

I think moot could get all the casual channer sex he wanted. I also believe he'd be gambling with his life if he did it, or at least with the prospect of rape.

>>5048260

Mootles,

In 5 words or less can you sum up your feelings on the e-mail replies you received?

>>5048260
moot you ronery son of a bitch

>>5048260

Heyy... I always thought you lived around Virginia, what's going on in New York?

>>5048260

inb4 every robot and /b/tard going there waiting to kidnap/rape/worship Moot...

>>5048330
You're thinking of Linetrap

moot as a fellow new yorker, we both know that every mcdonalds in our fine city is infested with cockroaches and homeless people that havent bathed since new years

It tickles me that moot is mootblocking.

Its like a little episode before moot unveils the new relatioshit board. In reality moot is surrounded by nerd pussy because everybody knows his cool guy face. He's the faggot that "hacked time magazines pool"
you live it up cock sucker. just give us the new board so us gents can have real discussions again.

MOOT I LOVE YOU AND I WANT YOUR COCK IN MY VAGINA C'MON WHAT ISN'T SEXY ABOUT IMAGEBOARDS AND MCDONALD'S

MOOT: ONE OF US, ONE OF US, ONE OF US

Already see moots problem.
FUCKING BARBECUE SAUCE? Sweet and sour or go home fag.

>>5048345
>implying moot has bathed since new years

DOHOHOHOHO