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53 KB Took my date to McDonald's Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)14:38:32 No.5025808 sticky closed  
Short story long: I finally managed to hook up a date with a friend's friend through facebook. We decided to go to the cinema and then have something to eat.

I paid the gasoline that got us to the cinema. I paid for the cinema tickets, and after having a good time watching "Julie & Julia" I asked her what she wanted to eat. At first she was like "maybe something greek or italian, I don't know. Why don't you decide."

Well, I decided, and we went to McDonald's. I could really feel how she went from interested in me, to just wanting to get the fuck away from me. She hardly ate the salad she ordered (and which I paid for). She didn't respond to my phone calls or messages later, and she deleted me from her friends list today....

What's the deal with women and only wanting to have US pay THEIR expensive dinners at hipster italian and foreign restaurants?! What's wrong with eating at Mcdonald's?
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)14:39:20 No.5025816
>What's wrong with eating at Mcdonald's?

What's right with it?
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)14:39:56 No.5025822
God you're an idiot, really that is all, you're a fucking moron, this thread is bad and you should feel bad
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)14:40:24 No.5025828
>>5025808
>hipster italian and foreign restaurants?!

lol @ the usage of "hipster"
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)14:40:28 No.5025829
...you dun fucked up.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)14:40:30 No.5025830
>>5025816
It's cheap and not too shabby. Also, it isn't as pretentious as those fancy restaurants that serve the same shit ina different wrapping for 5X the price...
>> YP!! !WAT/5prBcE 08/09/09(Sun)14:40:37 No.5025831
FUCKING NICE GOING, MAN.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)14:40:58 No.5025835
lol....

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>> Mr. Bubbles !!DLJ3bQ7yunJ 08/09/09(Sun)14:41:06 No.5025840
I am socially retarded and even I know not to do that. My god you take stupid to the next level.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)14:41:39 No.5025847
yeah OP, women are fucking money whores. Next time find a normal woman who is willing to have a man who knows what to do with his money and eat at McDonalds.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)14:42:15 No.5025850
Sorry to say. Some people have something called "integrity."

I know, I agree, it's bullshit. You'll just have to face it. Next time go to a normal restaurant and only pay for yourself.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)14:42:29 No.5025856
Welcome to Boca de Fagaccini were authentico italiano
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)14:43:08 No.5025864
hey, be glad you got rid of that stuck up bitch.

a down to earth girl will not abhor you because you ended a date at McDonalds

it doesn't show a lack of your character, but a lack of hers

*brofist*

there really is a McDonalds test in relationships...if a girl only wants you for cash, or special treatment, she'll fucking freak over a meal at McD's.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)14:43:28 No.5025867
She suggests Greek or Italian...and you take her to fucking McDonalds.

Bitch you'd best be trolling.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)14:43:46 No.5025870
>>5025830
You used the word pretentious, your argument is automatically invalidated and you are clearly an angry neckbeard with no social tact
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)14:43:48 No.5025871
There's nothing wrong with McDonald's when you're in the mood. You just don't take a first date there. It's not very romantic or clasy. And the people are shits.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)14:43:59 No.5025874
It's not very healthy, but it's probably a social standing/money thing.

It's a good way to weed out really shitty girls.

>She didn't respond to my phone calls or messages later, and she deleted me from her friends list today....

That just for eating at McDonald's probably means she's a whore.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)14:44:02 No.5025875
>>5025850
so i don't have integrity because i don't like pretending to be this fancy hipster who only eats at high priced "exotic" restaurants?
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)14:44:03 No.5025876
Yeah all women should want to eat refried garbage at McNiggers.

You sir are an moron, you were willing to pay for gas/tickets/etc but you cheap out on the dinner and get no return on your initial investment.

In summary, you are a loser and cheapass and no woman will love you.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)14:44:15 No.5025878
You offered her dinner at Mcdonald's...
hmmmm....
did you at least offer to super size it?
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)14:44:26 No.5025881
McDonald's is usually associated with a quick and hasty meal. Having a meal there on the go is fine, but taking someone to eat there and 'treating' them to it is not.

Conclusion: Fuck women
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)14:44:33 No.5025883
>>5025808
I am sorry, that story is fucking hilarious. One her reaction to you taking her to McDonalds, and two YOU EVEN TAKING HER TO MCDONALDS ON A FIRST DATE.

lol.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)14:44:35 No.5025884
The girl you know is a stupid cunt

I've meet one in real life before. It's fucking annoying.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)14:44:40 No.5025885
>>5025875

Yeah cause only hipsters eat good quality food....
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)14:44:52 No.5025887
You got what you deserved you cheap bastard.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)14:45:08 No.5025890
>>5025808
why on earth would you go to mcdonalds, you could have easily gone to some local pizza joint and split a pie. far more romantic and just as cheap

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>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)14:45:35 No.5025894
lul you're obviously new to dating, but don't trip, bruh.

Protip: First date you should splurge a little. Once she's your GF or you guys are good friends McDonald's would be acceptable. Not as a first date, though lul.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)14:45:43 No.5025897
>>5025864
i really hope you're not being serious.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)14:45:58 No.5025902
Normally I would sympathize because I'm a firm believer in making the girl split the bill, but you went to McDonald's, so I fucking hate you. Because fuck McDonald's.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)14:45:58 No.5025903
>>5025875
Your neckbeard is showing so much it's painful man
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)14:46:19 No.5025904
The problem was that you watched the movie 'Julie and Julia'. Thus, the girl assumed you were a faggot who would go to a faggot restaurant, and liked you. But then you went to McDonalds and she didn't like you.

HINT: Go see GI Joe next time
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)14:46:20 No.5025906
ruby tuesday's is cheap too, but at least it's a restaurant setting. should've gone there instead.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)14:46:39 No.5025907
I took my girlfriend to the cinema and then mcdonalds at the food court on our first date. Stop dating needy women OP.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)14:46:51 No.5025909
Only fat people and children eat at McDonald's.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)14:46:57 No.5025910
>>5025808
One of he few things i agree with Mystery on is investment. In The mystery Method, he says that for a woman to be commited to a relationship, she has to invest. That means buying food and drinks when you go out. if you spend all your money on her, she isn't going to respect you. remember, women make money too...unfortunately.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)14:47:53 No.5025916
LOL

cool story bro

but at least McDonalds has godly sweet tea!
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)14:48:20 No.5025921
Women nowadays are petty, fickle creatures. That being.....


WHY WOULD YOU TAKE THAT DUMB HEFFER TO SEE A FILM YOU KNOW WILL HAVE GOOD FUCKING EATS IN IT, AND TAKE HER TO DINNER AT A TRUCK STOP BY COMPARISON?
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)14:48:34 No.5025922
Okay, so this thread proves two things that years of ronery threads couldn't:
1) Women themselves don't think of themselves as equal to men, because the girl in OP obviously demanded special treatment and everyone in the thread took it for granted.
2) Women DO HAVE IT EASIER because she reasonably expected to be taken to an expensive fucking restaurant just to grace some male with her company for a bit and maybe have sex.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)14:49:12 No.5025928
>>5025910
Oh christ PLEASE do not bring that PUA bullshit into this thread, there's already a thread all about that stupid shit
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)14:49:37 No.5025936
>>5025875

You don't have integrity because you went to McDonalds. Integrity is bullshit, as I were saying, but that doesn't mean it doesn't exist...
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)14:49:44 No.5025939
Oh, I get it. It's a joke. You're joking. Right? Please tell me you're joking.

xx
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)14:50:03 No.5025943
>>5025922
Who says she wasn't willing to split the bill? I always ask if we should split the bill, most women like this.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)14:50:36 No.5025950
It's not even about women being money grubbing whores or any of that. It's about having some fucking social grace you dumb cunt, it's generally regarded as a NICE gesture if you treat a date to something better than bottom of the barrel fast food. Jesus christ /r9k/, sometimes I wonder how you even make it day to day...
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)14:50:41 No.5025951
>>5025878
no we ordered a kid's meal
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)14:51:35 No.5025963
>>5025922
eating at an actual restaurant is not special treatment. unless you are a fucking hood rat you do not dine at mcdonalds.

plenty of cheap restaurants around, many cheaper then mcdonalds if they are locally owned.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)14:51:49 No.5025968
>>5025951

Obvious not-OP.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)14:51:52 No.5025969
OP,

If she hinted at wanting Italian food, why not go to get some cheap pizza? Would of been better, and cheaper!

But honestly, while it was a shit move going to a place like McDonalds after all that. The bitch overreacted. First of all, you didn't have to pay for everything, immediately I would work out a payment schedule before the date. If they didn't have much money, then I'd understand. Regardless, she should of made her demands clear, and not just remain silent. That just spells worthless shallow cunt all over.

I've taken my girlfriend to a few cheap places before, but not really McDonalds, I know she'd never really want anything from there. Instead, I've gone to local Mexican food joints, pizza, and even Jack in the Box.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)14:52:39 No.5025976
>>5025928
I agree it's mostly bullshit, that's why i said it's one of the few things i agree with
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)14:53:01 No.5025982
Nice going OP, if she can't spend time with you for you. And not her surroundings, she's not a woman you want. :)
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)14:53:19 No.5025983
Dude, you're a player like Ice-T. Remember that song when he was in N.W.A. "I ain't tha 1"? Yeah "You want lobsta i'm thankin burger kang!"
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)14:53:24 No.5025985
>>5025928
taking a girl to mcdonald's on a first date is the perfect neg. she should've been asking herself why he "treats" her to mcdonald's, and what do do in order to make him understand she's worth more than that.

instead he got dumped, probably because she wasn't interested to begin with.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)14:53:53 No.5025993
YOU NEVER PAY ANYTHING FOR A GIRL YOU'RE NOT SLEEPING WITH

DATING IS FOR FAGGOTS

WOMEN WILL STAY FRIENDS WITH THE ONES THAT PAY FOR THEIR TICKETS, FOOD, ETC BUT THEY WILL NEVER RESPECT THEM LIKE THEY DO WITH THE ONES WHO REQUIRE THE GIRLS TO WORK FOR THEIR ATTENTION INSTEAD OF PAYING FOR THEIRS.

YOU WILL DIE ALONE
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)14:54:28 No.5026002
>"maybe something greek or italian, I don't know. Why don't you decide."

This is woman speak for "take me to either a greek or italian restaurant."

Girl sounds like a bitch anyways, don't let your dick do all the thinking bro, you probably missed some signs that she was a bitch or something
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)14:54:57 No.5026009
Fuck at least go to something like Olive Garden.. McDonald's is okay during the day but not after a movie.

>hipster italian and foreign restaurants
>pretentious fancy restaurants

There has to be a good diner or small restaurant around you where you can just order chicken fingers or a salad or something, at least something that isn't MC GODDAMN DONALDS. FFS MAN GET A BETTER GRASP OF SHIT TO DO IN YOUR AREA. OR AT LEAST HAVE SOME FOOD AT HOME SO YOU CAN TAKE HER BACK TO YOUR PLACE AND FRY UP A COUPLE OF STEAKS TO WHET HER APPETITE FOR YOUR COCK AND MAKE THE SEXY TIME SHORTLY THEREAFTER
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)14:55:45 No.5026014
>>5025993
no planes hit the pentagon
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)14:57:26 No.5026031
>>5025985
Theres no way a woman could possibly comprehend that as a neg.She would have seen it as a down right insult. She would have also thought that OP is a fuckwit who can't pick up on the most obvious hints like 'maybe something Greek or Italian'.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)14:57:28 No.5026032
Fuck, you are so dumb op.

Just fucking pay the dinner at the fancy restaurant, it would make her want to fuck you...
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)14:57:34 No.5026036
>>5025822
first of all, this.

>>5025808
what the fuck were you thinking you jew? McDonalds is somewhere you take a date after like a night of crazy drinking for drunken munchies, not a dinner and a movie.

You failed so hard bro.

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>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)14:58:35 No.5026047
On our first date by boyfriend bought me a Big Mac meal. It was large and he even bought me a McFlurry and some onion rings. I thought it was a brilliant night.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)14:59:23 No.5026054
>>5026047
so this was after you guys had hot boxed the car and were high as fuck, right?
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)14:59:43 No.5026056
im pretty sure she wanted a happy meal, BUT she only got a salad...
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)14:59:53 No.5026059
If I was a girl and you'd take me to McDonalds I'd never talk to you again too.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)15:00:03 No.5026062
>>5026054
Actually it was after we went to a gig and got shit faced.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)15:00:19 No.5026065
>>5026047
McDonald's doesn't even serve onion rings
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)15:00:46 No.5026071
>>5025993
I can tell you get a lot of your dating advice from /r9k/ and have sided to go with the alpha male side.

Protip: Use this tactic IRL and see where it gets you.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)15:00:51 No.5026074
>>5026047
You're either fat, poor or ugly.
>>5026032
This, if you had bought her a fnacy dinner, i guarentee she would have thought something along the lines of 'this guy bought me this dinner, the least i could do is fuck him'
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)15:01:05 No.5026078
Both of you fucked up.
You fucked up for paying for everything and letting her walk all over you, bringing out her spoiled side, which in turn made her fuck up for making a big deal out of going to McDonalds.

If I date a girl who rejects me after I take her to Mcdonalds for a cheap and cheerful date, the bitch is history, I wouldn't even bother complaining abut a spoiled little shit like that.

Me and my girlfriends first date was in a roadside service station after i offered to give her a lift from the airport. She didn't complain, Neither did I, we were just enjoying each others company.

find a girl who enjoys even the crappiest of dates with you, just because they're with you. Anyone else is not an option.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)15:01:07 No.5026079
>>She hardly ate the salad she ordered (and which I paid for)

OMG YOU PAID FOR A SALAD AND SHE DIDN'T EAT IT

AND FUCKING SALAD

THE HORRORS
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)15:01:40 No.5026082
>>5026059

If I was a girl I wouldn't care, I'd be willing to go on a first date because I liked the guy. Not because I'm a money grabbing whore.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)15:01:49 No.5026085
>>5026047

mcdonalds doesnt have onion rings, your bf snuck a date rape pill and told you a wild yarn when you woke up
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)15:03:24 No.5026098
>>5025864

I think mcdonald's is fucking horrible, However, this man sums it up pretty well.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)15:03:31 No.5026099
Would an extra $10 at a real restaraunt really have bankrupted you?
>> ANGRY SLAV 08/09/09(Sun)15:03:41 No.5026101
>>5026014

YOU FUCKING JEW OF COURSE THEY DID YOU KIKE

AWAY FROM MY EASTERN EUROPE
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)15:03:58 No.5026106
You know what? McFuck you, OP, you're a McDumbass. I know bitches are whores, but McFucking Mickey D's?
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)15:03:59 No.5026107
>>5026078

you watch blue collar comedy
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)15:04:21 No.5026112
>>5026078
but that can be considered charming or spontaneous, and even a road side station has more charm then mcdonalds

this was preplanned and he dragged her ass to fucking mcdonalds, thats just stupid
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)15:06:38 No.5026130
This is an obvious fucking troll. How are you all falling for it?
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)15:06:40 No.5026132
OP had the whole date wrong from the beginning.
You go out to eat first, ask her suggestion of food, you pick the place that complies which her suggestion.
You have conversation while eating.... find out what kind of person she really is... whether or not she chews like a cow... etc. etc. ... and whether or not she's a money whore!
If beginning of date goes well, they you offer for movie or drinks/sexytiems... depending on what kind of girl she seems to be. >8D
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)15:06:50 No.5026134
The ONLY acceptable time ti eat at macdonalds is on a highway reststop.

If you're not in that situation, i will assure you, there is better food options around.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)15:07:19 No.5026138
>>5026082
It's not about the girl being a money grubbing whore god damn it I hate this board. It's about having tact and the social graces that people expect one another to have to get along in the world. Except people like you and the fuckwit OP cry "That's not fair! I should get to be a tactless asshole and people should love me anyway! I'm a nice person, what does the restaurant matter?!" It's not about how MUCH the restaurant costs it's about portraying that you respect the person enough to take them to a place that isn't bottom of the barrel. Jesus h. christ, here I thought I was a social retard....
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)15:08:12 No.5026145
Femanon here.

I do expect a guy to take me a nice place. It doesn't have to be the most classy place in a 10 mile radius, but it shouln't be smelly and dirty either. Being taken to McDonalds is basically telling me I'm not even worth being taken to a decent place. I don't expect a guy to pay my food, but I don't think I'm asking for too much if I want to eat at a nice place.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)15:08:12 No.5026146
wait, were you unaware of the response you were going to get towards this culinary choice beforehand? at the same time she obviously lacks a sense of humor.
>> dAnte !!mpLiL8pEsjK 08/09/09(Sun)15:08:20 No.5026147
>>5026130
Is a 10/10 troll though, I've been laughing from all the comments.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)15:08:49 No.5026154
you should have gotten some fkc and then went to a market to buy some watermelon afterwards, find a nice spot on some hill and slice it open and eat...delicious...watermelo...oh fuck i gotta go get sum byeee
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)15:09:30 No.5026161
>>5026112
Points taken.

None the less, me and her are fine with grabbing a McD's and snuggling up with a movie at home. But i guess we're past all of that showmanship courting bullshit now, and just enjoy each others company.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)15:09:44 No.5026164
>>5025867

Somehow this comment made me fucking lol.

But OP just don't take a girl to the macdonalds the first date, it dousn't make a very good impression. It shouldn't however be that important to a girl, that she'd respond like your date did, be glad you got rid of that materialistic whore.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)15:10:08 No.5026168
McDonalds is fukkin nasty. If you are the traditional type and want to pay for her, there are cheap places that sell good food--or you could take her home and make her something nice homemade.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)15:10:23 No.5026173
>>5026147
It srsly shows how fucked up a lot of peoples social skills actually are that they didn't recognise it.
>> Man on the Moon !GraviTyX/c 08/09/09(Sun)15:11:31 No.5026189
I wouldn't want to date a girl who can't live with my lifestyle.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)15:11:39 No.5026193
>>5025808
Nice troll. I laffed heartily.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)15:11:46 No.5026197
>>5026173
Come on though, it's /r9k/ it's not too much of a stretch that this situation has actually happened and then the bitter neckbeard posted a thread on here about how all women are money grubbing whores
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)15:11:56 No.5026201
>>5026168
nothing like cooking up a nice italian meal at home. its cheap and tasty. if you pair it with a decent red wine you are doing good.

stir fry also works to and is damn easy
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)15:12:24 No.5026207
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Oh my fucking various space entities that are god-like, this thread made me lol hard.

GG OP.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)15:12:31 No.5026212
>>5026173

Or maybe they just wanted a discussion.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)15:13:18 No.5026219
>>5026145
Same here. She said Greek you could have suggested maybe a nice little gyro shop or something. McDonalds to me would say "Well now I feel obligated to feed you in order to wrap this up, even though I'm not that interested."
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)15:14:14 No.5026226
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SO THERE I WAS
WATCHING A SHITTY CHICK FLICK
WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN MY GIRL WAS LIKE
"HEY LETS GO TO THAT AWESOME NEW RESTAURANT ON 25TH AND MARKET"
AND I WAS LIKE "FUCK YOU"
THEN SHE WAS LIKE "WELL DON'T DO ANYTHING STUPID LIKE TAKE US TO MCDONALD'S"
AND I WAS LIKE
"FUCK YOU, WHERE MAH ARCH CARD AT?"
IT WAS AWESOME
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)15:15:07 No.5026241
Dude, dating is just another word for prostitution, the more you spend, the more likely she will fuck you. The more attractive the woman the more you will have to spend
>> ♂The Gáy Sciénce♀ !!EMvvyNDhzDm 08/09/09(Sun)15:18:14 No.5026276
>>5025985
He should have said something like "You body is perfect. I think you grow up eating at McDonalds." or something like that.
What OP did isn't a neg because he asked her where to eat. He actually demonstrated lower value, that is being a cheap ass.

>>5025808
OP shit anti-McDonalds viral marketing is shit. Though I'd give you 6/10.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)15:19:00 No.5026284
>>5026078

This, my girlfriend almost always offers to pay for herself, just because she would hate to make me think she's just another spoiled whore who only loves me because I buy her shit. Therefore I really don't mind paying stuff for her, because I know she just enjoys doing stuff with me.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)15:19:29 No.5026288
>>5026099
It's not about the money! I just don't want to pay 30 bucks to eat at this fancy "exotic" restaurant where hipster trash that study art or english literature hangs out.

What's wrong with McDonald's? It's down to Earth, cheap, and depending on which Mcdonald's they can be a little fancy.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)15:20:21 No.5026294
>>5026276
How does McDonalds need anymore advertising? It's probably the most recognised thing in the world next to Jesus.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)15:20:25 No.5026295
>>5026288
You're gonna die a virgin
/thread
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)15:21:58 No.5026313
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>>5026288
nothing says hipster like olive garden....they just love to hang out all day eating the unlimited soup salad and bread sticks

obvious troll is obvious
>> Man on the Moon !GraviTyX/c 08/09/09(Sun)15:22:47 No.5026323
>>5026288
That's a manly thought bro. And considering she asked for a manly decision she got what she asked for.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)15:23:04 No.5026327
>>5026288
>What's wrong with McDonald's?
The food is full of shit. Take this from an employee who has to spend each day frying this god awful stuff.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)15:23:35 No.5026331
>>5026276
no, that's not demonstrating lower value. imagine if megan fox agrees to go on a date with you, and you take her to mcdonald's or burger king. that would be a neg hitting her so hard in the face she wouldn't ever think of leaving you.

imagine the hottest woman on earth is taken to mcdonald's for a date, how do you think she will feel about that? she will be insecure as fuck.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)15:23:47 No.5026333
>>5026078
Firstly it's just a fucking troll, second it's not the fact he ate at McDonalds, although that's a pretty shitty decision if he's planning on paying, it's the fact he asked her where she wanted to eat, then ignored her and went for terrible food instead.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)15:23:59 No.5026337
"depending on which Mcdonald's they can be a little fancy."

GIMMIE MAH CHOCOLATE SHAKE IN A CHAMPAGNE GLASS BITCH. AWW YEAHHHHHHHHH
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)15:25:45 No.5026353
>>5025808
What's wrong with you and wanting that kind of person.
A person that isn't honest and only wants to be treated like royalty.
Seriously, man, you're sick. Guys like you disgust me.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)15:26:57 No.5026365
>>5026353
when did eating at a restaurant, with actual servers, become equated with royalty?
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)15:27:45 No.5026368
>>5026288
You're trying too hard. Even uncultured rednecks recognise there are better places to eat than mcdonalds that aren't "hipster". 4/10.
>> ♂The Gáy Sciénce♀ !!EMvvyNDhzDm 08/09/09(Sun)15:27:47 No.5026369
>>5026294
>>5026294
I posted anti-McDonalds viral marketing. Not pro-McDonalds. You get my point? Jesus
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)15:30:10 No.5026389
>>5026331
Megan Fox would not want to be taken to McDonalds, She's better than that and woyuld be pissed off that you took her there. Do you take your dates to fucking soup kitchens and think thatit makes them attracted to you?
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)15:32:24 No.5026411
I paid for a date once, I aint doing that shit EVER again. Next time I'd rather just get a hooker rather than paying for everything and then not getting any ass.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)15:34:23 No.5026426
I just don't understand why you'd want to go eat at McDonalds (or really, any fast food) on a first date. The food isn't that good, for starters.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)15:34:58 No.5026431
>>5026331
Fuck this PUA shit.
Any actual woman (outside of your books) would be angry.
>> ♂The Gáy Sciénce♀ !!EMvvyNDhzDm 08/09/09(Sun)15:35:54 No.5026435
>>5026331
>>5026331
Let's be realistic here... the girl is not megan fox. Yes you are probably right that it is a neg but the end result was he DLV himself. He was really successful at disqualifying himself as a potential suitor. Though not "briefly disqualify" which is the point of all the negs.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)15:35:57 No.5026436
If the date was only a dinner date and you took her to McD than that would be kind of pathetic (unless you are 16). However, if the eating was an afterthought than I think it's fine to take her to McD. Either way if that is a deal breaker for the bitch than she definitely isn't worth your time.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)15:36:06 No.5026437
Pfft, McDonalds. Don't need any of that fancy shit, I take my bitch to the local dumpster, if that ain't good enough for her then she's not worthy of me.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)15:36:31 No.5026444
>>5026145

For women going out to eat somewhere is an event, for men it's just about the food. That's something you need to understand, don't be a stupid whore.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)15:36:33 No.5026445
>>5025808
good job OP im proud of you. Taking her to mcdonads after that movie was a way to go.

Try thai food next time. its good and not too expensive....and remember you are dating a young woman, its like buyin a hooker but they dont wanna hear it. they are lil whores at that age.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)15:36:43 No.5026447
I love how many cunts in this thread are whining.

If the bitch wanted to eat someone nice she should fork over her share for the meal.

Best bet is to just take them to a small independent restaurant like you see in a shopping center to show them you aren't their sugar-daddy.

After first date they should be completely fine with fast food, if not then get as much as you can from them and after that drop 'em.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)15:37:13 No.5026451
Hahahaha...you actually think it was the McDonalds? You don't think there's any correlation between actually hearing you talk and her becoming disinterested?

When you were at the movie, you didn't speak much and so she still liked the idea of you. After the movie was over, you went somewhere where you had to make conversation, and she realized quickly that she didn't like you, for whatever reason. tl;dr Stop blaming McDonalds for your fuckups.

Also, taking a first date to McDs is stupid as hell, and you deserved to be left.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)15:38:38 No.5026461
What kind of stupid fuck takes his date to McDonalds. FUCK
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)15:39:20 No.5026468
>>5026365
when someone else is paying
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)15:42:28 No.5026489
>expensive dinners at hipster italian and foreign restaurants?! What's wrong with eating at Mcdonald's?

Obvious troll but I love it when people use hipster in such a broad context that it therefor means nothing and is no longer a real insult. Also OP will never get laid
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)15:42:33 No.5026491
oh my fucking god @ this thread

very few people who have posted in this thread are deserving of life

That is all.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)15:43:52 No.5026501
Let me preface this by saying I almost always pay for my share on dates.

But if someone took me to McDonalds on a first date, I'd probably never talk to them again either. It's cheesy, unhealthy, nasty, and basically says "I'm a terminally boring suburbanite" to bring someone there.

There are plenty of small, cheap restaurants out there that aren't a fast food chain. Hell my favorite date was to a tiny crab shack that cost like $5. It was cheap, good, and a pretty charming place full of local fishermen and such. You can bet the guy who took me there got lucky that night.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)15:44:44 No.5026506
Haha, OP, you just reminded me of something I tried out years ago when I was still playing the dating game. I got fed up with money whores, so to weed out the stupid bitches I bought a 89 Jetta GLI to pick them up in instead of my 94 300GT VR4. It wasn't in bad shape, either, I detailed the car inside and out and other than having high miles, the Jetta was in excellent cosmetic shape. 90% of the girls I picked up frowned when they saw the car. The most I lasted with these girls was 2 dates, I believe. Funny thing though, with the VR4, I could act like a total douche and still manage a blowjob, one time even on the first date.

So yes, women are mostly vapid, materialistic whores. I personally wouldn't have taken her to McDonald's, but something like In-n-out/Carl's Jr. instead. Don't stress out about it, the fact that she refuses to talk to you (even to tell you that you're a cheap fuck) speaks loads about her character.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)15:47:56 No.5026540
Eating at McDonald's is not a dinner. McDonald's can provide a nasty-tasty munchies when it's 4 am and you've been drinking whole night or are high as kite. McDonald's is not a fucking restaurant, period.

Somehow, I get the feeling that it wasn't just the choice of food that made her not answer his calls.
>> footfag 08/09/09(Sun)15:48:08 No.5026542
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>"maybe something GREEK or ITALIAN , I don't know. Why don't you decide."

>I decided, and we went to McDonald's.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)15:48:13 No.5026544
>>5026506

I have an 89 saab 900, does that mean I wont get any?
>> Turtletron !t0of944Ftw 08/09/09(Sun)15:50:53 No.5026562
>>5026501
lol just admitted that she fucked a guy because she liked the restaurant they went to. Women will always give it up if you offer them crab.
>>5026506
>implying the 3000GT vr4 is a nice or even fast car.
Enjoy your overweight pig that enjoys blowing up and can't even handle well.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)15:51:05 No.5026565
Keep on truckin' OP, the girl was a bitch who expects her date to cater to her every whim
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)15:51:20 No.5026567
At least take a bitch to TGI Fridays.
>> Man on the Moon !GraviTyX/c 08/09/09(Sun)15:51:20 No.5026568
>>5026501
Seriously though, when I'm with my friends we always go to McDonalds. Even with my female friends I ate their plenty of times. I certainly wouldn't expect a girl to make a big fuss about it. Having a fun night at the movies and a quick snack afterwards.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)15:52:15 No.5026575
Maybe she (like most people) finds McDonald's disgusting? If you're so sure it's all about how "cheap" you seamed, then next time, do the same thing but take the girl to a cheap joint that serves food that doesn't taste like soaking wet garbage. Wendy's perhaps, maybe a nice little "hole-in-the-wall" steak and potatoes place.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)15:53:14 No.5026582
i'll be honest, I don't have money

How can I motion a girl to pay for her own meal? I mean I can handle tickets or whatever, but a $15 meal for both of us is pushing my wallet.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)15:53:59 No.5026591
where I live dates would be happy going to mcdonalds, they love that shit. I usually just take them on walks or have them come over for drinks(=sex).
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)15:55:03 No.5026597
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I've always assumed that the tales of /r9k/'s social ineptitude were grossly exaggerated. Apparently not.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)15:55:22 No.5026598
You went to Julia & Julia, a movie full of delicious food and the sensual experiences of cooking and eating. Then you fucked off to a McD. You demonstrated in full force that you're unimaginative, insensitive, cheap, and unjustifiably confident.

If I were her, I'd delete your ass too. That was a critical wiff and you completely curdled the gentle receptive foodie mindset she was walking out of that movie with. If you'd taken her to someplace with good food regardless of the price range, it would have been a sure win. But you were utterly tone-deaf.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)15:55:36 No.5026599
>>5026591
obvious nigger is obvious, if you ever hope to fuck a white bitch you better realize they expect a bit more then a hood rat with three kids
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)15:55:48 No.5026600
This scenario never happened, OP has trolled you all.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)15:55:58 No.5026603
Some of the replies about paying for girls made me remember a date I went on with a guy last year. We ate at a reasonably priced cafe style place and he insisted on paying, so I said after arguing I could pay for my half "only if you let me pay for some ice cream across the street." Then the ice cream vendor purposefully gave me two cones for the price of one for no reason other than "oh, you shouldn't have to pay for your freeloading date."

Sometimes it is hilarious to be a girl.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)15:56:27 No.5026609
>>5026582

if you dont have enough money to date then buy pot and get fuck buddies.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)15:56:29 No.5026610
You took her to a movie about the women responsible for bringing French cuisine (a.k.a.the epitome of high class and fine restrautns) to the American main stream, and you took her to a shithole restraunt?

Don't get me wrong - there's nothing wrong with a cheap date. Fuck, seeing a cheesy movie with a chick and getting McDonald's can be fun, but if you take her to a movie about fancy-ass food, and take her to a shithole? Fuck OP - you killed the mood.

tl;dr - you let her down. She's not shallow, she was just in the mood for something fancy because you saw a movie about fancy food.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)15:56:41 No.5026613
>>5026506
you're either ugly or have a shit personality so the girls judged you on your ride.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)15:57:29 No.5026621
>>5026610

yeah seriously hy would you see that. you need to law down the law and see GIJOE
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)15:58:07 No.5026629
mooots

You could have at least picked a better place than that. McDonalds is by far one of the shittiest fast food joints. What I do is tell the girl up front right at the start I tell them that we are going dutch, meaning that each will pay for their shit. There are many women who are vapid whores and this right at the start pretty much cuts them off before they get to leech you for free shit and waste your time.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)15:58:10 No.5026631
OP, you have given me the best laugh of the day. I applaud you.

You are my new hero.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)15:58:34 No.5026633
>>5026582

Um... save the fuck up before going on a date? Start a savings account? What do you do, spend all of every paycheck the moment you get it AND go on dates the same day or day after she agrees to date you?

Upgrade your life a little, bro.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)16:00:33 No.5026656
>>5026506

This can be true for the generic "run-of-the-mill" bitches that everyone seems to fawn over, but if you found yourself a real woman, AND acted like a mature, intelligent person, the car would make no difference.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)16:01:24 No.5026667
>>5026633
no jobs bro

I spend my money on you know, surviving.
Not all of us live in suburbia and get $50 from our parents to go on dates with a "be back by 10" speech.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)16:01:40 No.5026671
>>5025808

I usually avoid Mcdonalds whenever possible, I consider it the lowest on the fast food chain. Were there no local fast food joints around? In all honesty, go to like Olive Garden next time and get a meal. Its probably 15 bucks more then McDonalds but it will save you a relationship.

My guess is that your thinking too much like a man, very practical/pragmatic. She is a woman so its really not even the money at this point, she probably felt you ignored her initial recommendations and also saw McDonalds as an insult to your interest in her. She took it emotionally and is pissed off.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)16:03:05 No.5026684
>>5026667

>Not all of us live in suburbia and get $50 from our parents to go on dates with a "be back by 10" speech.

Oh, your a kid. My bad, I though you were an adult. Yea, if you still live with the folks and all, and refuse to work, then I imagine it would be tough.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)16:03:24 No.5026685
>>5025830
Ok, I'm not going to defend anyone here. You're a fucking idiot, shes a golddigger, whatever.

But seriously, if you think ANY OTHER RESTAURANT is "the same shit in a different wrapper" you have NO tastes. Any diner, anywhere in the world, for any price, will provide you a better cheeseburger than McDonalds. I'm no elitist or anything, I eat there myself, but if you seriously can't tell the difference between two cheeseburgers, when one is from mcdonalds and one is not, you're an utterly useless human being.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)16:05:39 No.5026707
>>5025830

>serve the same shit ina different wrapping

That line proves you don't have the slightest clue what you are talking about and, unfortunately, renders any and all of your arguments completely moot.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)16:06:49 No.5026723
And to all you faggots saying she's a "gold digger". PROTIP: A nice gyros meal for two probably isn't more than 15 dollars. McDonald's probably is about the same. Well, at least it is around the two Greek places I frequent.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)16:07:35 No.5026729
you could have cooked a goddamn meal for her. then she would appreciate you more. jesus katamari christ!
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)16:08:58 No.5026739
>>5026684
lol now the 16 year old gets mad at me because I hit the nail on the head.

Cry more
reported for underageb&
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)16:09:38 No.5026746
For all I know this girl was just a normal person. YOU FUCKING TOOK HER TO MCDONNALDS. Could you picked a worse place to go to? Honestly, this isnt even about money anymore, its about you being a small minded dickshit who ruined an entire date due to your lack of style and/or taste. When you go out to a real resturant it creates a much finer setting for having a good one on one conversation with each other while waiting and eating your food. Going to fast food means that you are basically trailer trash that cant appreciate anything that actually tastes good and you dont want a good conversation. If you did that on the first date, when you are supposed to impress, she certainly has no hope for any sort of sophistication in the future. Oh ya, eating at a decent restaurant isnt hipster, it means you are not an idiot
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)16:12:23 No.5026764
>>5026562

First off, the VR4 is not the same as the SL. Second, that was back in 99 - 00. Third, aside from fagg/o/ts, most people think the 3000GT looks awesome. Notice I said "looks", because it's the first thing car-ignorant people base their opinion on, and you can hate all you want, but back then it was a panty dropper. Don't know about it know, as I sold it shortly after (reliability, lulz).
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)16:14:26 No.5026779
>>5026739

What the hell are you talking about? I'm not mad, well shit, I'm getting there now. I wasn't flaming you, idiot. I gave you an honest suggestion then you started talking to me about parents giving their kids money for dates. If you're not a kid then what the fuck are you talking about?
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)16:14:56 No.5026787
>>5026667
In all honesty, I've never had a girl expecting me to pay for her. Sure, they don't complain when it happens (usually they don't, although some did say that they feel stupid when someone's paying for them) but I've yet to meet one who will turn you down if you don't pay for her shit.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)16:17:44 No.5026808
Alright man, now I'm usually one to be against gold digging women and women trying to use you, but if you're going to take a girl out on a date, you should at least observe the golden rule.

If it has a drive-thru window and serves hamburgers as it's main product, DO NOT GO THERE.

If you really need to be cheap, take her out to a cheap ass Chinese Restaurant or Subway or some shit. Don't fucking take anyone out to Burger King, Hardees, McDonalds or anything fucking similar.
>> FAGGATRON_3000 !U0FKfqmRjs 08/09/09(Sun)16:18:16 No.5026811
Taking out a first to date to McDonald's is not exactly classy, but goddamn did that bitch make drama out of it.

I myself would not mind fast food once in a while, some people in this thread are fucking pussies.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)16:23:57 No.5026873
fuck that mcd rules. bitches dont know about their delicious milkshakes..
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)16:25:23 No.5026885
I want to troll some girl by beating her in a 20 chicken nugget speed run on a first date.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)16:26:13 No.5026894
I'm not about to read alll 158 posts here, as far as I know this point has been made a million times already, but here it is:

It wasn't just that you were cheap, it was also that you clearly have horrible eating habits.

Also, movie as a first date sucks, and you suck for thinking it's a good idea, go for a walk downtown somewhere, fatty.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)16:26:40 No.5026897
Your first mistake was paying for her at all. Seriously if she raises a bitch fit because you want her to pay for her half then she is a money grubbing whore.

Secondly, you should have at least gone to half-descent sit down restaurant that is cheap. McD is just a bad place to eat and you should feel bad.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)16:26:46 No.5026898
I laughed hard op, i did the same thing once to a girl but she still ended up sleeping with me.

FUCK GIRLS
>> Mirrored !EhE8ram93U 08/09/09(Sun)16:29:00 No.5026917
Long story short you are absolutely the biggest faggot ever.

If you had a problem paying, you should have had her pay the movie with the promise that you would get dinner, or you could have teased her about it-- or you could have just been a real man and figured out that when a new girl that you want to sleep with is giving you time to woo her, that you do it right.

McDonald's? I mean, deaaar god, who the fuck takes a girl to McDonald's. Honestly? I mean fuck bro, any chain restaurant would have been good, and what, the difference in price is minimal because you're a kid and can't even order drinks, so it's like wooo hooo an extra $10 for something romantic and intimate.

You want this girl to blow you, so put in the work. Because if the best you have to show her when she hasn't given you anything is Ronald McDonald's fun house, odds of you being worth giving up time for is very low.
>> AnonAbolic !!C5l09PYwXTX 08/09/09(Sun)16:30:02 No.5026925
If you were a real man you would have either
A: Taken her to a sit down restaurant where they dim the lights and it costs 100 bucks just for the two of you or
B: Taken her to play in the ball pit and used that to playfully flirt with her.

Either way, you suck and I don't blame her for how bad you messed up. Are you poor or something?
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)16:31:43 No.5026944
Holy shit guys. Why is dating so fucking complicated. I'm glad I never do it.

Just relax, eat some valium, drink a beer, watch TV, pop some vicoin.

Feels good man. Better than a stressful date.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)16:34:34 No.5026974
What I think is funny is that you think you were "treating" her when you maybe had to drop $5 on her food.

Do you not have a job? It's okay if you're poor, but if you plan on hooking up, you need to make sure you can afford to do nice things.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)16:36:04 No.5026988
>>5025830

McDonald's is the lowest tier of food imaginable. It doesn't even taste good.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)16:37:20 No.5027006
Me and my girlfriend went to KFC on our first date, which consisted of just walking around the town.

I feel sorry for all you virgins that have to impress girls with flashy dates because you're inferior company.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)16:37:33 No.5027008
>>5026974

Buying shot for other people = treating them.

I don't understand why men must always buy for women anyway.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)16:37:35 No.5027009
>>5026988

>McDonald's
>food
>reactionimage.jpg
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)16:39:11 No.5027028
Boy, check out all the bad advice and "facepalming" from /b/ faggots in this thread that think they know what girlfriends are about.

This vapid woman deserves nothing if she's going to whine about McDonald's after being so fucking indecisive.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)16:39:55 No.5027039
>watching "Julie & Julia"
>we went to McDonald's
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)16:42:53 No.5027076
>>5025950
Well maybe she sould've been nice and had social grace and not been all like "LOL HE TOOK ME TO MCDONALDS laughingwomen14.jpg"
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)16:46:45 No.5027127
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>I paid
>I paid
>McDonald's.

A highly believable troll that warrants a host of hostile responses whether you believed it or not, but could appeal to a wider audience with a dash of racism.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)16:48:37 No.5027144
i'm a woman, and i wouldn't want to eat at McDonalds simply because I work there and don't want to see it more than I have to.
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>>5027144
>work at McDonalds
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)16:51:33 No.5027165
LOL.

If it makes you feel better, I once took a girl on a first date and we went to McDonald's. It was one of only two dates I've been on.

Of course, before I took her there, I could tell it wasn't going to work out. I didn't want to bother spending a bunch of money on a nice dinner. We both had a good time anyways.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)16:56:36 No.5027217
>>5025864
KING OF POSTS, FUCK YES.

It's a shame OP had to waste that money though.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)16:56:42 No.5027219
Somebody explain what is so awful about taking someone to McDonald's on a date.

This thread is full of all OP IS RETARD LOOK AT HIS STUPID FACE and no answers.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)16:57:31 No.5027228
>>5025993
>YOU WILL DIE ALONE

Everyone enters Earth alone, and leaves Earth alone. You delude yourself with illusions to avoid the truth.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)16:57:45 No.5027229
>>5027127
>that warrants a host of hostile responses

Why would it? Nothing wrong with the donk brah.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)16:58:35 No.5027237
You earned 5 internets congrats.....
>> AnonAbolic !!C5l09PYwXTX 08/09/09(Sun)16:59:07 No.5027247
>>5027219
It shows how poor he is by taking his date, which he is supposed to be trying to "Woo", to a drive through franchise.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)16:59:45 No.5027251
>>5026974
>but if you plan on hooking up, you need to make sure you can afford to do nice things.

Thats a load of shit.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)16:59:59 No.5027253
>>5027219

Women are whores that need to be bought with fancy dinners, gifts, and movie tickets. McDonalds is inexpensive food. The women feels like a cheap whore rather than a special whore because you won't spend extravagant amounts of money on her meal.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)17:05:50 No.5027300
>>5027253
What this gentlebro said, you made her feel like a crackwhore when she in fact wanted to be treated like a high-class 'escort'.
>> Rocks !u0k87m5RQI 08/09/09(Sun)17:08:00 No.5027321
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>And then he took me to Mcdonald's.
>> AnonAbolic !!C5l09PYwXTX 08/09/09(Sun)17:10:25 No.5027339
>>5027300
>>5027253
>>5027251
Thinking like these idiots, will leave you just as lonely as they are.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)17:10:46 No.5027343
>>5027229
Actually there's a whole host of things wrong with feeding McDonalds to someone you care about, but that's not a dating thread, that's a fat thread.
>> lul 08/09/09(Sun)17:11:08 No.5027350
Damn it take the hint and make her want to fuck you
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)17:11:58 No.5027361
>>5027251

Okay. I'll be responding to your "OMG WHY AM I SO RONERY VIRGIN : (" thread momentarily.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)17:12:55 No.5027371
this thread.

TL;DR:
OP, we've established that taking her to McD's was a mistake, and next time you'll take her somewhere with nice lighting, servers, and where you don't eat your food out of a paper bag or off a tray.

However, this wasn't the sole reason she didn't want you, there could be a wealth of other reasons, some to do with you, some not, so don't beat yourself up about the McDonalds thing.

:)
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)17:13:01 No.5027375
>>5027339
I actually have a significant other who's more interested in me than my wallet, you should try it sometime.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)17:14:00 No.5027385
>>5027339

I'm gay. I don't have to put up with this shit.


muteblock
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)17:14:07 No.5027389
>>5027343
Not if you practice something called "self-control". Once in a while, there's nothing wrong with it. I eat it maybe 3 times a year if I'm out running errands late. Yesterday was my first time this year. Was out until midnight helping a friend fix his computer.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)17:15:18 No.5027402
>>5025808
If she would've been seriously interested in you the McDonald's thing wouldn't have bothered her, or if it had, she would've said something instead of just ignoring you to death.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)17:15:33 No.5027407
>>5025808
OP is a fag. IF you plan to date someone, expect it to cost some money. You are in no position, on the first date, to expect her to pay for anything - EVEN IF SHE OFFERS. The basic rules are: you pay, you get some - probably not much, but some. You don't pay, you get none, and subsequently she unfriends you and there go your chances. Have fun jerking it my friend
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)17:15:35 No.5027408
>>5027389

MacDonalds is nasty. You should go to Wendys or Burger King or any other fast food restaurant out there.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)17:17:09 No.5027423
>>5027385
Who pays for the fancy dinner when gay guys are out on their first date and both guys are equally masculine?
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)17:18:08 No.5027437
Don't listen to these faggots. There is nothing wrong with McDonalds. A more cultured woman would appreciate being taken out to enjoy a delicious Angus Deluxe burger.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)17:18:13 No.5027439
For the OP post alone, this is the most hilarious thread I have seen today.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)17:18:19 No.5027444
>>5027408
No Wendy's in my area, and BK was closed. I get the shakes bad when I'm hungry, and I'm barely allowed to drive as is due to my eyesight. It was, unfortunately, the only option. I prefer Quiznos, myself.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)17:18:34 No.5027446
>>5027407
How very sexist of you!
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)17:19:09 No.5027453
>>5027423

Guys tend to pay for their own meal after the first date. Hence the I don't have to put up with this shit.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)17:19:20 No.5027456
Fembot here. Going to explain the human thought process for a moment and why what you did was colossally retarded.

"I like Greek or Italian. You choose between the two."

"DURR OKAY I AINT GOT NO MONIES GOTTA SAVE UP FOR THE VIDYA SO LETS GET SOME GREASY CHEAP BURGERS IMMA GIT SUM SEX STILL RIGHT?"

Just further proof that you /r9k/ "nice guys" are full of shit and that you genuinely deserve to be "SO RONERY."

brb, going to go out with a real man who will make sacrifices and isn't a self-serving neckbeard.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)17:20:08 No.5027464
>Took my date to McDonald's and failed because of that

omg you actually get someone to go out with and mess up by going to McDonalds
that sucks sooo much
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)17:20:42 No.5027473
>>5027456

Oh wow. I interpreted it completely differently.


I laugh at you OP.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)17:20:43 No.5027474
>>5027423
I'm a feminine gay guy and I still pay for my own damn meals. It's not uncommon for me to pay for the meal of the big, muscular guy who ends up screwing my asshole later.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)17:21:49 No.5027482
This is hilarious on so many levels.
Way to be OP, you are standing up for everything that is right about America
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)17:22:04 No.5027487
My ex insisted she pay for our next dinner (after our first date). She'd also randomly pick up drinks for me (not necessarily alcoholic). In the end it roughly equaled out to be fair.

Having her, in public, at a Starbucks say, "Same thing" right after I said I'd have an iced coffee was so cash. I never thought a normal girl like her would ever associate with, yet there she was...
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)17:22:18 No.5027490
>>5027456

But rather a self-serving non-neckbeard. I agree, it's better.

Yeah. Nice guys suck, but I have a feeling the majority of r9k-users are actually sort of normal... Just the huge minority of idiots who seem to post a lot...
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)17:22:37 No.5027497
whyt he fuck would you take her to mcdonalds? it shows that youre a careless asshole who doesnt think she is worth anything more. mcdonalds is disgusting. youre an idiot.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)17:24:10 No.5027521
>>5027456
>brb, going to go out with a real man who will pay for meals at a really expensive restaurant.

Yeah, good luck with that.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)17:24:13 No.5027522
>>5026746
Basically this. The thing is though, if you still go to college, it can get quite expensive to always take someone for dinner on the first date. At least where I live, a meal for two at a nice Italian restaurant can easily cost the equivalent of $50. If you date several times a month (which the majority of you probably don't but whatever), that's quite a lot for girls you probably just met once before. So why not take her to a nice little coffee shop with a nice ambience? Nothing trashy about that at all. If she has a problem with that, she's a gold digger and thinks people who don't even know her should spend 20 or 30 bucks just to be around her for a few hours. Fuck that, for a little bit more you can get a prostitute who's at least honest about her intentions.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)17:24:57 No.5027529
>>5027474
Oh, and I usually cook for the second date, or if I'm in a steady relationship. Made some lasagna last night for my boyfriend. Good stuff, sauce was a bit weak, though.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)17:25:25 No.5027540
>>5027497

see >>5027253


muteblocks
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)17:26:24 No.5027553
HOLY SHIT I COULD HAVE DECIPHERED THIS
>maybe something greek or italian, I don't know.
INTO TAKING HER TO THE OLIVE GARDEN
GODDAMN THAT'S A LONG ASS WAY FROM MCDONALDS
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)17:26:36 No.5027555
>>5027522
I always took my dates to a nearby wrap shop. Really good food, you watch them make the food, if you like. Nice people, great ambience. Shame they shut down, I loved that place.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)17:26:36 No.5027556
Fuck that, invite her over to your house for dinner and a movie. That's way cheaper and cooking with/for bitches is romantic.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)17:26:39 No.5027558
OP you are awesome by doing what you want regardless of her opinion

but probably did not pull it off well, you could have put some effort into presenting it well ironically and with some humor

anyway she sucked
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)17:26:57 No.5027566
If I take a girl to olive garden she damn well better be giving me a rim job that very night, or Im a drop her ass
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)17:28:05 No.5027576
>>5027251
I used to think having to spend money on a girl was bullshit too. You know why? Because I had no money. If you're upset at the amount of money you have to spend on your woman, you need to acquire more money, not a cheaper woman.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)17:28:37 No.5027581
McDonalds is fucking horrible on its own.
Taking a girl to McDonalds?

What the fuck are you doing??
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)17:30:19 No.5027606
My face actually dropped when I read OP's post. I have seriously lost faith in humanity this day.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)17:30:21 No.5027607
And what exactly are fancy restaurants "pretending" to be, you fucking idiot
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)17:30:30 No.5027610
>>5027456
MAYBE HE DID IT BECAUSE HE HOPED HE WASNT DATING A STUPID BITCH WHO IS DOWN TO EARTH AND ISNT ALL STUCK UP AND FUSSY AND FEELS ENTITLED TO BE TREATED LIKE THE PRINCESS SHE ISNT?
EVER THINK OF THAT?
HOLY SHIT MAN
GOD
FUCK
10/10
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)17:31:10 No.5027618
>>5027576

I'm pretty sure the majority of this board is high school to college age.

That means no money
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)17:31:47 No.5027629
>>5027610
Then he could've taken her to a normal restaurant, not an expensive one, and not the place where white trash take their kids to have their cholesterol inducing birthday parties.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)17:32:14 No.5027632
>>5027566
Olive Garden = Rim Job AND Anal AT LEAST
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)17:33:23 No.5027642
McDonalds is what you eat when you have pocket change that you're tired of having rattle around in your pants.

You aren't going to connect with someone or spark any sort of chemistry when you're sitting in a booth that's about as sanitary as a gas station bathroom. You aren't going hear each other very well over all the nigger families enjoying their welfare weekend meal conversation (read: obnoxious yelling). Any sweet words you say to her will be drowned out by little Jamal's incoherent jungle yells.

Yeah, you paid for her food. That's a remarkably minor sacrifice. You may as well have invited her over to eat a dinner of Easy Mac that you prepared.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)17:34:30 No.5027654
>>5027618
I figure most are around 14, since the only time I hated women near this much was when I was that age.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)17:36:03 No.5027671
>>5027529
Dammit, why do you have to be gay?
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)17:36:44 No.5027681
eat her pussy out like a mcdonalds hamburger. THen dat bich will lyk ye dog.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)17:38:28 No.5027695
>>5027629
MAYBE HE LIKES MCDONALDS AND THERE WERENT ANY OTHER PLACES HE LIKED NEAR BY? EVER THINK OF THAT YOU DICK SUCKING PENIS?
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)17:45:29 No.5027774
>>5027695
Dating is about sacrifice, though.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)17:47:06 No.5027799
>>5027695
People who enjoy McDonald's are not suited for procreation anyway.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)17:49:26 No.5027825
I've always wanted to take my date out to one of those run down looking urban rib joints in a black neighborhood.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)17:49:40 No.5027827
My boyfriend ordered the wrong burger for me, but he got the one that I wanted for himself. When I told him, that I wanted his burger he said sorry and ate it and let me eat the wrong burger.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)17:50:23 No.5027835
OP is cool as fuck
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)17:52:37 No.5027867
If you cook a bitch a meal for the first date, you are 200% guaranteed to get laid. That's right, you're guaranteed to get laid twice. Fuck, I keep a small garden in my backyard in case she wants a salad, even.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)17:54:09 No.5027877
>>5027827
hilarious, even though I personally would have given you the burger after pretending to eat it
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)17:54:52 No.5027887
lol at this thread.

women want quality. you guys who troll r9k and b just don't get it and probably never will.

dating is about showing each other who you each are. well, OP showed her all right. she gave perfectly fine suggestions and you failed to listen.

who cares about money. it's fucking paper. what you told her though was you're a cheapskate who doesn't listen.

enjoy your fail. and get used to your palm with your attitude.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)17:56:00 No.5027900
>>5027867
Fucking this. Nothing gets women wetter than a man who cooks food for them. That's some fucking ancient response right there.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)17:57:13 No.5027922
>>5027827

That mother fucker.

mootblockan
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)18:16:58 No.5028109
I can see why some people would object to being taken to McDonald's after watching that particular film.

Personally, I wouldn't have minded in the slightest, would have ordered a happy meal and paid for it.
FUCK YEAH, I GET A TOY.

Dating isn't always about the setting, it's about who you're with. Any place, no matter how hideous can be made into something fantastic if you're with the right person.
I once had a date where I was picked up in a limo by a guy in a tux then taken on a mystery evening to a formal dance with dinner and roses afterwards that was just as much fun and, in a strange way, just as beautiful as another date where I spent the night exploring an abandoned mental asylum.

If you're happy in the company of someone, it shouldn't matter where they take you. Nice places can be appreciated for what they are and sure, most people can enjoy the feeling of being treated to something that makes them feel special but I don't think it's a particularly good idea to start off a relationship with someone by treating them like they're a goddamn princess.
Is it likely you'll continue to do that for the rest of the relationship? No.

I'm not saying people shouldn't have expectations but it's a lot more fun getting to know someone when you set the bar at a point in the middle from the beginning.
Allows many more options for raising it in the future, gives you both something to work on that will develop the relationship in a good way.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)18:17:09 No.5028113
>>5027887
>dating is about showing each other who you each are pretending to be
fixed
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)18:18:43 No.5028132
OP you have a point, but you went the wrong way in dealing with this.

I wouldn't take her to some fancy exotic restaurant, but that doesn't mean I would take her to the bottom-of-the-barrel McDonalds either. Choose a modest, but good restaurant.

Oh, and your problem seems to be in the fact that you payed for all her shit. This is simply the social norm (even with all the equal rights bullshit) but you could always try to convince her to split the check or something like that.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)18:20:58 No.5028151
>>5028113

I guess... if you fail at life.

Honesty FTW.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)18:22:52 No.5028170
It's unhealthy and tastes bad and makes you look like you have awful taste?
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)18:55:06 No.5028460
>>5025830

Yes it is shabby.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)19:17:07 No.5028644
In Holland or Scandinavia, most girls insist on paying for their own food when on a date, even though they are more attractive than girls from other countries. I don't know how that fits together, but I like it.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)19:18:27 No.5028654
hahahaha OP, how old are you? if you are older than 23 this is pure gold. Even 20 is pushing it.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)19:39:49 No.5028873
>>5027642
>Any sweet words you say to her will be drowned out by little Jamal's incoherent jungle yells.

Tears in my eyes man, good work.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)19:45:23 No.5028922
taken girls to mcdonalds plenty of times, and got plenty of ass....in HIGH SCHOOL.

not because of where i took them, but because i have a great personality.

get a better personality.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)19:47:07 No.5028938
>>5028654
I am sure the OP is underage, thats why he went to MD
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)19:49:11 No.5028955
This was a first date... ugh you idiot.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)19:51:12 No.5028976
>>5025835
If your muteblock is longer than your post you really shouldn't post.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)19:51:23 No.5028977
You went to see a COOKING movie, then went to the WORST RESTAURANT ever?
CONSIDER HER MINDSET.
CHRIST ON A CRACKER IT ISN'T THAT HARD!
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)19:52:34 No.5028983
>Food I can't afford is hipster
>> Stork !!JyHKwGuxbnX 08/09/09(Sun)19:53:34 No.5029000
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You just trolled the shit out of a lot of people OP, congrats.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)19:55:59 No.5029024
Why do people respond to the opening post when there have already been 250+ replies?
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)19:56:30 No.5029033
OP fucking rules. Ignore the virgins and cumdumpsters
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)20:04:15 No.5029114
>>5025808
By "something greek or italian" she probably meant a yiros/kebab shop or a cafe that does pizza and pasta rather than a full-blown restaurant, taking your date to a shitty fast food place like mcdonalds is just insulting, hell I'd probably get slapped if my girlfriend discovered the leftover kfc in the fridge at home, goddamnit you're fucking stupid.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)20:28:03 No.5029330
>>5025808
Look OP/Troll,

The girl is retarded. But she wants a man who can provide-- most women do. If the man isn't spending money that he earned, he obviously doesn't care about her. Women are under this impression (thank you society) that more money spent = more caring. Why do you think engagement rings cost so god damn much? "I care a whole three months of salary about you." Anyway, enough ranting, onto the bulk of the matter:

She wanted you to spend money on her so she could assess whether or not you are a good provider. Not only that, the idea of "social tact" is a little ridiculous. Women are more concerned with emotional matters than practicality. That is not to say ALL women, but I think a fair generalization of "some-to-most" women. This in mind, she associates McDonald's with a negative connotation, hence the reason she bought a salad. "McDonald's food will make you fat" is probably what her subconscious is telling her. She's not wrong, but it's not absolutely terrible for you if you eat it sparingly. Again, not the best place to bring a first date, especially one who is weight/health conscious and is expecting something else.

Also, asking her what she wants then disregarding it is like giving a baby a warm bottle, then pouring cold water on the baby's head. It's disrespectful, and no one likes their bottle experience ruined.

You shouldn't be surprised she doesn't talk to you. You should be surprised anyone does when you have such obvious disregard for other people's cares and concerns. You don't need "social tact", you need a lesson in simple compassion.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)20:37:00 No.5029410
>>5027900
I just got laid today. When I posted >>5027867, I was cooking. Pork chops cooked in cream of mushroom soup, a nice salad, and some fresh-baked bread. Cooking for bitches is awesome. You get a kickass meal AND sex.
>> B.T. Waldegrave, Esq. 08/09/09(Sun)20:49:09 No.5029517
I make my dates pay half.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)20:53:24 No.5029551
>>5029000

I think people would notice the 100 LOLTROL replies.

People reply because it's an interesting topic.
>> TimJMorrison !Gsih3Wfnlk 08/09/09(Sun)21:00:04 No.5029604
>>5029000

NIIINNNEEEEEEE

THHHOOOUUUSSSAAAAANNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDD
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)23:42:08 No.5031079
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If a woman wanted me to pay for an expensive dinner I'd laugh right in her face. Bitch hasn't ever been poor apparently.

Women assume their vaginas are worth the sweat and tears we men put ourselves through to please it. That might've been the case in the 30s, back when that pussy was tight and unequivacly clean. Now it's basicaly just an amusement part ride for anyone to get on... I'm not jumping through hoops for that...

Women are lucky we don't just clunk them on the head and rape them like we did over 9000 years ago. Do you know WHY we putup with their shit? For the companionship. So if we're not getting that, why are we putting up with anything?

I tell you this OP from man to man. Be an asshole. You be a cheapass bastard, you be rude, you sound like a fucking lunatic. And eventualy you'll find a nice girl. It has nothing to do with "women likeing jerks". That's just what the pussy metrosexuals think cause they're faggots and don't understand the simplicity of this logic.

Why do you struggle to impress when you get nothing in return? So don't struggle. Just cut loose and be a douchebag. You obviously can't be any MORE lonely, can you? And eventualy some woman will putup with your shit, whether out of desperation or they authenticaly like you. And you're set! You have nothing to gain from being a productive member of society who ascribes to chilvary...

Bitches need to be reminded, it ain't about what we do for them and they do for us NOW. It's about what we do/they do thirty years from now. You still going to eat her pussy when it's all wrinkly like a raisen? She still going to only let you fuck her when you're fat and balding and she could be having men half your age if she put her mind to it?

You gotta' give inorder to get. We need to start taking shit away from women to make them re-realize that. Starting with their dignity.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)23:44:06 No.5031101
I would have done the same thing she did. :)
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)23:46:53 No.5031138
Took her to McDonalds?

You should've went to Taco Bell.

But seriously though she's a bitch.

A woman will really like you if even you are the poorest sap in the world.
>> Anonymous 08/09/09(Sun)23:49:27 No.5031164
>>5031079
Holy shit, dude. You're the man.
>> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)00:06:37 No.5031316
This is great. It proves that women are money whores. I will do this now and see how a women reacts. Of course if they agree to go I'll change my mind and then spend money for a nice place. Eating a meal together is what really matters.
>> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)00:11:23 No.5031373
>>5031316
That's the problem, though. I wouldn't care if someone suggested we go eat at McDonald's. But the girl in OP's story mentioned she was thinking of "something greek or italian". Obviously, she didn't want to go to McDonald's. OP was just being a dick.
>> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)00:28:49 No.5031598
it's fucking hilarious that even mr.bubbles knows not to do this, and someone who can't possibly be anywhere near as bad as him goes and does this.

oh wow.
>> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)00:45:20 No.5031796
It's not the whole money thing it's just that by going to McDonald's she thinks that if you were interested in her you would get her something better than a fucking salad at McFatty's. Women take stuff like this as an insult. It cost you what, 20 bucks to go to the theatre? I've spent more than that on a single stuffed animal for my girlfriend. Get off of your cheap ass and realize that women aren't pigs like men and have to be treated better.
>> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)01:23:28 No.5032227
lol McDonalds on a date? If you're going the fast food route at least go Burger King, then you can get those crowns and that fancifies things by tenfold.
>> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)01:30:47 No.5032321
>>5027456
>DURR OKAY I AINT GOT NO MONIES GOTTA SAVE UP FOR THE VIDYA

At least we get our money's worth with the vidya

you sandystuntcunted bitch
>> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)01:32:11 No.5032342
that $60 plate of food WILL get you laid
>> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)01:33:53 No.5032368
All the people in this thread siding with op forget one critical point.

OP could've gotten laid. But was a goddamn Jew.
>> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)01:44:01 No.5032499
Why Mcdonalds man? That's like the lowest of the low to eat at on a date. You don't use fastfood. Stands are good, or pizza places. Something that doesn't have a drivethrough is good.

Except In n Out Burger. That shit is fuckin good, I rather go there than a restaurant anyday.
>> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)01:46:56 No.5032537
this thread should be archived for great justice
>> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)01:49:36 No.5032577
>>5032342
yeah, on your knees 'cause that bitch'll be expecting treatment like that from now on.
>> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)01:49:46 No.5032580
I thought it was always expected of you to pay for the woman's food, and now you're telling me it's not...
>> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)01:55:05 No.5032659
very basic troll, relying on one of the core fundamentals, dramatic irony, in this case in the form of being oblivious as to social expectations.

not very subtle or technical, but still quite effective, garnering 250+ replies

mostly due to pure volume of replies and it's mastery of the basic principles of trolling, i give it 7/10
>> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)02:02:05 No.5032747
op i'm proud of you -- fuck that cunt!

Jew ftw
>> g0d !!M/1aw1CrAJA 08/10/09(Mon)02:06:12 No.5032800
>>5025983
>ice-t
>NWA

oh god, why.
>> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)02:13:50 No.5032918
Here's what you should've done OP:

SPLIT THE GAS MONEY
LET HER BUY HERO OWN TICKET
LET HER BUY HER OWN DAMN FOOD

Bitch is a jew
>> ♂The Gáy Sciénce♀ !!EMvvyNDhzDm 08/10/09(Mon)02:27:27 No.5033120
>>5032747
>Jew ftw

lol are you my Jew bro? We should include this tip in one of our Jew threads
>> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)02:29:46 No.5033154
>>5032659
The anger towards women in the closing gave it away for me.
>> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)02:44:53 No.5033349
>>5027867
I would fuck you if you made me dinner and went outside and picked a little salad and BAM there it is on a plate.

A man who knows what he is doing--that is sexy.
>> moot !Ep8pui8Vw2 ## Admin 08/10/09(Mon)02:48:19 No.5033387
taking my next date to mcd's

thank you op
date for one ( ._.)
>> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)02:49:34 No.5033403
>>5033387

you can take me, i am a beautiful princess.
>> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)02:50:08 No.5033410
OP you're a legend man. Also gj on your use of hipster in a way that makes no sense. Fuck bitches, get Mickey's.
>> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)02:50:44 No.5033421
>>5033387
fuck that. let me get yo digits and we'll go get some chicken wangs.
>> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)02:50:51 No.5033423
>>5033387

moot, i'd date you.
>> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)02:51:43 No.5033429
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>>5033387
Birdie's always good for a quickie.
>> TylerDurdan !CBKXaXO3po 08/10/09(Mon)02:52:05 No.5033433
you should have joked about it and made it seem like you were being ironic. I do it all the time, shit rules because I can be cheap and she thinks I'm joking. Also get them to buy you shit, its all in the frame.
>> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)02:52:29 No.5033442
>>5033387
Wat? You're the creator of fucking 4chan, I would assume that you'd be absolutely drowning in ugly weaboo girls.
>> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)02:54:58 No.5033463
>>5025840
People with Autism know better, OP. Mr. Bubbles, you are a cool guy.
>> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)02:56:27 No.5033481
I really hope OP's trolling

Wait, this is /r9k/.... he probably isn't. Yeah, OP is a fucking moron
>> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)02:56:52 No.5033489
>>5033442
I don't think he likes that shit. According to this post at least >>5032650
>> moot !Ep8pui8Vw2 ## Admin 08/10/09(Mon)02:59:46 No.5033504
>>5033442
wouldn't know. it helps that i'm a TOTAL RECLUSE--mom's basement, etc.
>> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)03:00:47 No.5033516
>>5033442

It has been said before, and I'll say it again:

What part of moot#faggot don't you people understand?
>> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)03:01:09 No.5033522
>>5028109
Wow, I think I am in love with you.
>> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)03:06:20 No.5033579
>>5033120
Yes Gay science, I'm your jew bro who makes the jew tip threads :D
>> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)03:09:13 No.5033607
OP is such an irl troll
>> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)03:10:56 No.5033630
Unless you live in the goddamn ghetto McDonalds is simply NOT a place to have dinner on a date.
>> moot !Ep8pui8Vw2 ## Admin 08/10/09(Mon)03:22:05 No.5033752
>>5033630
fuck you i am going to take my next date there to spite you
>> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)03:23:10 No.5033768
Just go to a coffee shop/cafe for a snack instead of mcdonalds, I bet you'd get 10x better reaction for the same price.
>> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)03:24:23 No.5033784
I wouldn't take a date to McDonalds if I could avoid it. I would be annoyed if a date avoided me because of the McDonalds but if you're response too "maybe Italian" is to take her to McDonalds and be all "fuck, all those other places are for hipsters," you're probably undateable. You want to develop a relationship but don't even want to spend money for a nice meal, you don't deserve a relationship. I can understand not wanting to spend money but you do it as a sign of interest and that you care.
>> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)03:25:04 No.5033792
>>5033504
not the original guy that asked you that question, but I'm sure you probably fuck about 5 weeaboo chicks cosplaying as princess peach daily

Oh and you probably have linetrap and boxxy locked up in your room to use at your will

i'm 12 and what is this
>> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)03:28:45 No.5033831
>>5033752
You don't need to go on "dates" moot.. Just walk up to them and say the following:
"Hello i am Christopher Poole also known as Moot and i run a website that is a known retailer of child pornography both animated and photographed" they will be all over you i swear.
>> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)03:29:39 No.5033845
>>5033752
behold the only person on this board that could get away with such a statement.
>> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)03:30:17 No.5033856
>>5033784
No, if he thinks that he's so crazy he's fucking awesome. Wanna hang out with that guy. Want to get McDonald's with that guy.
>> Anonymous 08/10/09(Mon)03:58:16 No.5034171
This man IS George Costanza
>> moot !Ep8pui8Vw2 ## Admin 08/10/09(Mon)04:00:16 No.5034190
this thread is a monument to /r9k/.



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