Nice one fag.

5am woke up to do my laundry

6:30 finished laundry and jumped in the shower

6:45 eating Cap'N Crunch naked in the kitchen over the sink fresh out of the shower, watching old Superman cartoon DVD

7:10 REALIZE IT'S MY FUCKING DAY OFF AND I COULD HAVE FUCKING SLEPT IN GODDAMMIT MOTHERFUCKER AAAGHFGHJK!!

9:29 Been watching DVDs and lurking 4chins for two hours because I can't fucking go back to sleep.

>>4949706
lol unlucky broski mewtloxbay

I've been looking at porn and pirating games since 5pm yesterday.

5 PM ish: Woke up, played some Katamari Damacy.

6 PM: Started playing shitty flash games on Kongregate.

9 PM: I don't know, YouTube videos or something?

10 PM: You know by now I'm probably catching up with Pro Starcraft matches; the OSL round of 8.

12:30 AM: OH FUCK OPEN REGISTRATION SON OF A BITCH ONLY ONE SECTION LEFT

2 AM: Random nonsense on Hulu. Need to finish this Mushi-shi anime by the 15th.

5 AM: Should porn before the sun rises.

7 AM: I'll go talk to the family about shit I read on Slashdot.

9:36 AM: This thread looks retarded. This isn't Facebook you faggots.

9:38 AM: ...Whatever.

6:00 am Woken up by the dogs next door barking.

6:30 am Raged and got dressed

7:00 am Eat breakfast, clean the downstairs rooms, shower and shave

9:00 am Dogs are STILL barking, browsing BBC news/Porn updates/Youtube

11:00 am Played vidya

2:00 pm Took my supplements/vitamins/brushed my teeth and realize how horribly depressed I am

3:00 pm Browsed /v/. Closed the instant I saw a reaction image thread. Moved to /r9k/ for 2 hours and am now posting in this thread.

9:00am-6:00pm - Agonizing depression

6:00PM-Present - Alcohol

1am - chilling on r9k
2am - chilling half asleep on r9k
3am - asleep on r9k
9:00 - woke up. worst event of every day.
9:30 - coffee and facebook. nothin.
10:00 - r9k and graffiti on facebook. this post.

8.30am - Mom came into my room and woke me up and bought me a cup of tea (Britfag here)

10am - Went downstairs and ate some cereal and played acoustic guitar for a while

10.45am - Shower etc

11.15am - Check facebook, emails, post relationshit on /r9k/

12pm - Fapped to milf porn on Spankwire

1.30pm - Ate a baked potato

2.30pm - Fapped to more milf porn

3.00pm - Post relationshit on /r9k/, look at travel websites fantasizing about travelling the world

5.30pm - Chinese for diner

6pm - Back on 4chan, about to fap once again

You actually watched The View? You are indeed a failure.

5AM - 8AM HALF half conscious, beer hang over

8:49 EAT A MANGO, WAFFLE, CUP OF GREEN TEA, TRY NOT TO CRY, browse r9k and slate.com and weather.com (sunny without clouds - fuck)

10 am brew EARL GRAY to hopefully take a shit, which insists on teasing my colon and rectum, this eventually succeeds around 11, my chest and bowels ache with sadness, physical sadness

11+ MOM WAKES UP, I ASK HER WHAT SHE IS GOING to do with her day, spend about 10 minutes talking with her and trying not to cry (she doesnt know, im not trying to be coy, the suffering is private)

12:30 MOM COMES HOME FROM TRADER JOES, i eat a cup of greek yogurt, some buffalo jerky, i try not to cry while i sit there with mom, who eats bread with katamal olive hummus (oh, trader joes! you can make any old idiot feel like a discerning gourmand!)

12:50 I SOMEHOW FOUND THIS LINK WHICH HAS THROWN ME INTO A DEPRESSIVE SPIRAL
http://www.scifitv.com.au/Blog/2009/07/jake-lloyd-exclusive-ten-years-after-ep-one/
(i found it on Seth Stevenson's twitter, my favorite slate.com writer [i hate twitter] )

1PM - PRESENT
i want to do some pilates to work off the 6 Negra Modelo beers from last night that are coagulating around fat centers but i when i get up to walk i want to lye down and cry

i am reading a lot about Jake Lloyd right now

oh yeah Houstonian OP I used to live in Kingwood Texas

fucking miss that place man

Is it true that there are lots of Katrina niggers wrecking H town and the suburbs around there?

the picture you used for this thread is a fantastic match by the way

1:30pm - Got out of bed.
2:00pm - Made pizza. Ate pizza.
2:30pm - Played some CoD4.
3:30pm - Went down to the dilly to check out the scene.
3:45pm - Ended up on the Old Main Drag.

5 AM - Wake up and take a shower
5:30 am- get started on dishes
6 AM - Take wife to work
8 AM - Make breakfast for me and my son
9 AM - Do dishes from breakfast
11:30 AM - piss around on here for now (ATM)
Future?
12:30 - Go tanning
1:30 - make lunch.. I'm thinking bratwursts
2:30 - Go jogging/ play around at park with son
3:30 - Leave to get wife and go to gym
6:00 - get started on dinner... BBQ Chicken thigh fillets sound awesome
8:00 - put son to bed
8:30 - play xbox
10:00 - put wife "to bed"
10:30 - pass out

The life of a stay at home dad

8am Wake up and take shower
9am Leave for job interview at some place downtown
9:15am Realize I don't know my way around town
9:20am Begin screaming "Fuck cats" repeatedly as I try to find this place.
9:25am Pull into interview spot still screaming "fuck cats"
9:30am Have a kick ass interview with these cool kids, get to go back for another one.
10:11am get a coke slushee
10:30am arrive home
10:30-present dick around on the internets