ITT: not a problem

Superglue your dick to your balls

Get some self control you pussy.

Fucking faggots wanting me to do all the work for you, you want me to come over and jerk you off too? I'd rather bite it off.

Cold turkey.
Didn't you see that guy that kept a diary on it on 4chan?
2nd day was the hardest, 3rd was still hard, and 4th through about 9th he said were no problem. It improved is quality of life by a great amount.

Start doing it less each day, one masturbation session less every day. Then when you are at 1 masturbation a day try to keep it like that for a week or so. Then start with 1 time in two days, then once a week and keep it like that.

Anyone on here ever successfully stopped masterbating?

I don't see anything wrong with that. 10 hours might be excessive but 5 is OK imo.

>>4932844
>you want me to come over and jerk you off too?

Is that a serious offer? I'll take it.

>>4932851
The problem is that my up to 5 hour masterbation sessions is only one time. I only come once in that 5 hours.

>>4932870
Why would you want to stop? I don't mean to decrease the ammount of times you masturbate, but to stop it at all, why?

Anyway, OP, get something to do, right now I'm on summer vacation from college, I have nothing to do so I have 2 to 3 times per day, during classes I usually fap once or twice per week, get a job or something, you lazy fatass

http://www.cb-2000.com/cb3000.html

give your girlfriend the key

>while she is at work
>she
>work

TEN OUT OF FUCKING TEN WOULD RAGE A FUCKING GAIN

Play videogames.
Have your hands busy all day

Stop masturbating and reap the benefits. :)

That's 5 hours a day you could be spending on something more meaningful.

Find something else that you really want to do, and your problem will slowly go away.

Good luck finding something though

>>4933014

wouldnt wearing that thing hurt if you got a boner?

>>4933241
The penis would run out of room and stop growing. There is no pain. :p

get a hobby jerk off

I heard one way to rid oneself of 'chronic' masturbation was to sit in a tub of ice water whenever you got the urge to masturbate, and remain in it until the urge subsides.

I have no idea if there is any truth to this. It pretty much like basic Pavlovian conditioning, so I imagine it would work.

Every time you get the urge to masturbate, jam a pencil into your leg as hard as you can.

When you want to masturbate do something else that'll take focus and is completely unrelated. Get your mind off of masturbation and realize "oh hey I felt like jerking it but now I see that I don't need to, so I won't. It's just one of my many many options of things to do. I think I'll keep doing this other activity. woooo."

I think you should masturbate as much as possible to get it out of your system. Ramp it up to 10 hours a day.

Jesus Christ, the only misspelling I can't stand is masterbation.

Just remember, there is no masturbation without "u"

>>4932788

>masterbater

teehee

Op here. Thanks for the spelling correction...

I suddenly feel like masturbating again. My girlfriend is due back in four hours. What should I do to tide myself over until she comes back?

I am really worried

>>4933480
Vidya gaems.

DO NOT MASTURBATE.

le fuck... i dont know if i can make it

>>4933480
EXERCISE.
Seriously, go run, jump up and down, etc. etc. Doesn't matter where or how, just get yourself damn tired and sweaty. Then go take a cold shower. Kills the sex drive dead.

>>4933582
going to give this a try now.

gonna do an hour of boxing then lift weights and stuff. thanks for the good advice anon, i love you

>>4933480
go put yourself in public.