[X] other (please specify)
Home all alone on 4chan ;_;

most witty men are taken.

> girl looking to make awesome male friends

Yes, let me go through an application process so that I may become friends with some random girl over the Internet. Sage.

>>4923547
Yup.
Op, we're all on 4chan on a friday night, take a guess where we hang out? Fucking nowhere.

I'll just go back to my beer.

>>4923547
what a silly, silly place to hide!

What makes someone artsy? Glasses and hipsterish tastes in clothing and music? IF so, fuck you

Yes I am, and I don't hang out in any of those places.

You might catch me at a bookstore, library or coffee shop, but only to get books or coffee, not to hang out.

Your best bet at meeting me would be at a party. I studied philosophy not art, but I do sometimes go to art school parties.

I hang out in /jp/ most of the time, come join us sometime it's a fun place

>>4923561
that's not...what i meant at all! i thought the format would make it easy to read!

>>4923573
artsy. interested in art? perhaps a photographer, painter.....likes to draw? film? musician?

>>4923539
wait a sec...you're polling where attractive witty males go and you decided to poll 4chan on a weekend....i think you got your demographic wrong

>>4923595

I think you just want a hipster and don't give a shit about art

>>4923580
parties. hmm.....okay~

>>4923596
oh :(

>>4923596
I lol'd heartedly, however, just because we don't know how to be social doesn't mean we aren't alright guys.

>>4923539
Well, I'm not sure what kind of artsy you mean as I feel there are reasonable differences between different types of art. Films vs Painting, Music vs Dance, but as a musician myself, from that list I would probably only find myself frequently at libraries, bookstores and malls.

[x] coffee shops - this little bistro with free wifi
[x] bookstores - another small Canadian bookstore.
[ ] concerts - none around me
[x] the library
[ ] the mall -none close enough.
[x] other (please specify)
(Paint in oils and acrylics)

How is all this stuff artsy? Seems plain to me.

>>4923612
get female friends

woman you have define what being artsy is.
is it a liking of the arts?
is it some hipster faggot in skinny jeans who camp outside cafes?
i.e are you just looking for a pretentious faggot?

>>4923596

As true as this is you forgot about the small demographic of said males who are home sick with nothing better to do.

>>4923621
i want to find people who like to create things, from their hands and their minds. mostly, this falls in my head in the realm of art.

>>4923626
it's not that the places themselves are artsy, but where i would find such people.

I get cute from most girls, enjoy creative writing/drawing, and ambitious. Witty? I've been reading Oscar Wilde, he is witty. I'm not as witty as him, but learning from the master simply.

[ ] coffee shops
[ X ] bookstores
[ ] concerts
[ ] the library
[ X ] the mall

I hang out in parks or in pool mostly, and take my camera, just fooling around with my camera settings and seeing if anything neat comes around.

I hang out in my barn and weld shit.

>Post asking about creative and artsy individuals and where they may be located

>Asking on 4chan

>>4923645
that's a large demographic, but those males do not fit her description unless you call "creative and witty" being a nerd

...i'm not even gonna bring up the attractive part

Oh yes, I'm interested in art. Though, I should warn you, it's probably not the kind of art you're used to.

>>4923636
hey there. hi there. see >>4923656

>>4923661
thank you very much sir. :3

None of the above [x]

I don't "hang out" in public places by myself because it is BORING. I do things with my leisure time;

I shoot pool, I play disc golf, I play texas hold 'em at card rooms. In short, I look for interesting activities to get involved in.

I draw reasonably well, so I figure I count as (guh) artsy.
[ ] coffee shops
[ x] bookstores (comics section, don't judge me)
[ ] concerts
[ ] the library
[ x] the mall (just to people-watch, also similar shopping streets.)
[x ] other (please specify)
benches in parks and such like, with either a book, an ipod, or a sketchpad.

Where do yo live, chamomile?

>>4923656

Ahh. Well, I'd definitely hang out.

Just wondering though, what draws you to these types of men?

IN BEFORE 9999999999999999 REPLIES

moderately attractive? no creative? no witty? no

[ ] coffee shops
[ ] bookstores
[ ] concerts
[ ] the library
[ ] the mall
[x] 4chan

sage your thread makes me want to puke my entrails out

>>4923701
PEOPLEWATCHING!! Ahh, wonderful. I've seen boys on benches before with sketchpads...and no, i'm not judging you.

>>4923703
don't worry about that

>>4923631
THISSSSSSSSSS

or else you're probably ugly

>>4923690
Your quite welcome. Looks like fun hanging out, I enjoy museums, a few good ones nearby me.

I'm attractive. I get told it often.
I play/compose/listen to music. I'm a multi-instrumentalist (guitar, harmonica, violin, keys. I paint and appreciate art, though I am by no means an expert. I'm witty enough to make puns and references no-one else gets.
I hang out in my flat, pubs, parks, galleries and clubs. Oh, and uni.
If you live in Glasgow, UK give me a reason why I should befriend you.

Bookstores. I'm usually in a section that matters. I usually have a bitter look on my face while looking at all the giggly girls running about sitting in a bookstore not looking for books, just finding a place to be stupid. I would consider myself attractive but I'm fat. Creative in what way? I can be creative when it came to sick fantasies. Witty compared to the inbreds in utah? Hell yes.

>>4923713
they are interesting. conversation, mostly. i want to be able to sit with people like this and be able to talk about art or whatever it is they're working on at the moment. share ideas. critique. exchange. also, yay!

>>4923752
>>4923752

DING DING DING we have a winner hahaha you are the biggest fucknugget on the internet.

>>4923768
Exchange? What sort of work do you do?

I don't think I'd consider myself "artsy", but I'm somewhat interested in arts. I'm hugely curious about all types of music and a huge sucker for live music. I attend concerts, festivals, go see local bands in bars, etc. Always alone, my friends suck and only listen to "lol whats on the radio". Heck, I'll even go see the symphony one in a while if they're playing something that piques my interest.

Besides that, I also enjoy theater and cinema. I go see a play once in a while. I'm a fan of small film festivals and the like. Also alone for these things. Beginning to see a pattern here?

Besides that, I don't "hang out" anywhere besides home. I go to the library and bookstores, but when I do, I know what I'm looking for, so I'll just get in, grab it and get out as fast as I can.

Next time you go see a concert, look for the only guy who's by himself. Look for the guy who seems to be enjoying the music twice as much as everyone else. I'm the retard that just starts dancing by himself at shows because the music is so good.

I wouldn't consider myself creative though. I think it makes my appreciate works of art that much more... I can't possibly imagine how artists create this stuf, it's amazing. As for witty, that wholely depends of your definition.

And to be perfectly honest (and at the risk of coming across as pompous), yeah, I think I look good. But I'm a 21 year old virgin, never had a girlfriend, etc. So that with a grain of salt.

>>4923752

you sound like a douchebag egomaniac

>>4923690
i think you are deluded from watching too many b&w french movies.
have you seen pictures of some of the most prominent artists of our century? hint; they aren't exactly handsome models.
maybe less time watching french fashion parades and more time studying the arts.

Punk rock shows, wandering train yards or anything abandon...

[ ] coffee shops
[X ] bookstores
[ ] concerts
[X ] the library
[ ] the mall
[X] other (please specify)
I basically hang outside, in the woods because I'm a photographer and I like to shoot outside.
I also tend to hang out at music stores, looking through stuff.
And I love going to the museum. In fact I'm going this weekend because I haven't been to an art gallery in so long.

Just saw this thread and eh, why not make a list for fun. For a while I regressed my loneliness and kind of fell in a slump, but now I'm getting back into drawing and taking pictures, and I dunno why..but it's just eating at me now.

I have a last.fm too
http://www.last.fm/user/BattleforLight

[ x] coffee shops occasionally, but are yougoing to just walkover to my table and say hello?
[ x] bookstores I always go here to meet women, no huge success so far though, fucking illetirates in my town
[ ] concerts not on my own
[ y] the library
[z ] the mall maybe, but again, are you going to walk over out of the blue?
[ ] other (please specify) my room, come on over any time :3

Art is the most elaborate joke of man kind

>>4923743
i have female friends. most of them...don't have very much going on in their heads.

>>4923752
i don't make a raucous in bookstores. also, as for creative, see >>4923656

you sound quite nice but i do not live in the uk.

>>4923753

>>4923547

this, lern2chan.

>>4923768

You have to understand...
every single guy that you approach will assume that you want to have sex with him and act accordingly. no joking, here. ALL of them.

most retarded post is the most retarded post.

>>4923539

Hey femanon,

moderately attractive and creative, witty. also, however, 30+ and starting to show it, which is why I've turned sort of shy and introverted. also, student loan repayment = works all the time.

so i stay in a lot bemoaning my lost 20s. but when i do grab the time to head out, it's

[x] coffee shops
[4] bookstores
[2] concerts
[3] the library
[x] the mall
[5] other (please specify)
parks, just outdoors generally, alt.culture things like Renegade Craft Fair or Printer's Ball (Chicago).

The indoor concert venues work for me because it's dark and I blend in. Not good for meeting people or talking though.

[1]?
The interwebs.

>>4923781
No, I'm great, really.

>>4923539
I'm moderately attractive, creative, AND witty! That's a perfect fuckin' score right there!

I don't hang out anywhere special though. Sometimes the local park on occasion, and I try and hit the concerts that interest me - being a metalhead that can yield pretty slim pickings though, believe it or not. I'm usually just in my house / room though, unless classes are in session; then I hang around campus a lot.

In the creative department, I mostly write a lot about anything, though I've got a ~60k word project I'm kinda sorta working on. I've also started fucking around with a used graphics tablet I found at a garage sale, trying to see if that goes anywhere.

But yeah, if you want a chill dude to just chill with over the web (I'm going to assume we don't live anywhere near each other), just say so!

You can find me sitting alone in my apartment watching Fellini and Godard films.

are you moderately attractive? more than moderately.
creative? more creative than a 5 year old child.
witty? I can do off-the-cuff remarks, if that's what you mean.

if you've said yes to these....where do you hang out?

[ ] coffee shops - no because i'm not a hipster and coffee is disgusting
[ ] bookstores - no because i'm not a hipster and don't pretend to be an intellectual
[ ] concerts - only large festivals, and only to see a band or 2 that i like
[ ] the library - no because i'm not a hipster and don't pretend to be an intellectual
[ ] the mall - no because i'm not 14
[x] other (please specify) - i hang out with friends at their houses or bars.

Hey bros, this is a really bad thread.

Coffee Shop : Fine Grind in Little Falls
Bookstores : Stand, 17 miles etc.
Concerts : Wellmont Theatre is close by, plus see a lot of park concerts.
Library : I worked there, but not anymore. Still hang out with librarians and make fun of peoples browsing (yea, we see what porn you look at...)
Mall : Willowbrook/Garden State Plaza/Short Hills
Other : Tank Park, Sculpture Gardens, Comicbook Shop, Darkroom, my backyard.

Where you at OP? We should hang.

>>4923777
i am a photographer as well as a writer. i can't pick between the two and i hope i never have to.

>>4923780
deluded? perhaps. but this is the internet, darling. i can have fun!

>>4923804

you sound like the kind of person i would talk to.

>>4923792
wonderful. thank you for input :) i'll check your last.fm.

>>4923818

i am shy. so i'm not sure if i can walk over, but maybe i'll try.

>>4923833
Hell I'm a sensitive guy and I'm ashamed to say this is true.

[x] other (my dorm room)

dude here

i like hanging in dive bars (hipsterish), catching shows and bands, drinking, having fun. its awesome connecting with someone on the same drunk level.

[x] coffee shops
[x] bookstores
[ ] concerts
[x] the library
[ ] the mall
[x] other (please specify)

My friends and I hit up galleries a lot, or hang out in the arts buildings. I'm a cinema/english major, all my friends are in the arts program here.

But I'm a girl, and so are all my friends. Why is there such a surplus of art school girls?

[ ] coffee shops
[ ] bookstores
[ ] concerts
[x] the library (university)
[ ] the mall
[x] other (please specify)
- walking downtown somewhere (rarely)
- at home

This is the worst thread on /r9k/ I have ever seen. Wisdom.

>>4923893

Why be ashamed?
It's just the way things work.

If there is a nerd/artsy archetype, then I am that.

Nerdy things:
- lots of video games, but not as much as some of my other friends. No MMOs. Ever.
- Know things about computers
- HATE Macs
- Bad sense of fashion, but I'm working on it.

Artsy things that no one really knows about me:
- Fukken LOVE photography
- artsy/hipster girls are amazing
- Enjoy comics and animation but sadly I cannot draw. Pretty sure the not drawing thing is what makes me like photography.

You can find me hanging out at random ass places, parties, my friends houses. I don't drink coffee.

Fuck /r9k/, I just realized, I'm a normalfag. Shit, I just come on here when I'm bored and there's nothing else to do, goddamn.

You probably wouldn't even recognise guys like me if you saw us.

Actual creative, witty guys don't look like hipsters; they look like bummish students - old jeans, old sneakers, plain t-shirt, plain jacket, etc.

>>4923840
alright!~ also, parks. great idea.

>>4923856
you are so friendly, hi!

>>4923860
you on the other hand seem grumpy.
1. coffee is delicious
2. not all people in libraries/public places are hipsters

>>4923861
:(

>>4923887
oooh, fabulous. i am probably far away, however.

>>57 replies

>>half an hour since original post

Holy fuck you people are desperate for female attention.

>>4923917
It's a combination of the "if you don't go to uni/college you won't get anywhere" mentality, and women not having any ambition, and when forced to go, they think "well I like doodling"

>>4923917Why is there such a surplus of art school girls?

Because girls in our culture are raised from birth to believe unquestioningly in Education, and so go to college without really having any idea WHY they are going to college.

>>4923963
Where you at. I travel a lot in the summer, maybe we can meet up, I just got a sweet new box of crayons...

/r9k/, you do realize that this is a troll, right?

>>4923917

Another art school girl reporting in.

>>4923893
i'm sorry that it's all just sex from the getgo :(

>>4923915
i don't get drunk that often, but okay.

>>4923917
ooh, a girl. hey there. and, i have no idea.

>>4923937
why is this the worst thread?

>>4923951
normal, with artsy interests. sounds good to me.

>>4923955
you think i'm COMPLETELY wrapped up in aesthetics? show me your work, instead.

>>4923964
:(

Anyone posting here calling themselves artsy are nothing more than a faggot with coloured hair.

>>4923888

Wait, what? Were you saying I am deluded? I don't think I said you were deluded in my post...

I'm >>4923780

it's like i just walked into a hipster nightmare.

>>4923994
this would be one lame troll then, huh.

>>4924026
i think i replied to the wrong one. the deluded remark was to >>4923792

>>4924014

Oh, don't give me that face, princess, you know you're just as much to blame for this hipster crapsack of a thread as everyone else.

I'm attractive, witty, and creative. But I'm not "ARTSY." You see, I am an individual. Another human, if you will. I'm smart enough to not be another faggot hipster. I'm going to go ahead and be arrogant and say I'm BEYOND THAT STUPIID SHIT.

You can find me in my dad's basement.

haha, that last line will make everybody assume I'm an ugly neckbeard. But that's where you'd be wrong.

>>4924014
you sound like you're ugly

and the only reason why you want guy friends is to be friend zoned immediately by guys and then somehow get them drunk and have them fuck you
why not just get female friends?

you may continue to troll

>>4924064
D:

but...but....some of these people sound like just the ones i'm looking to befriend!

I find hipsters disgusting. I never claimed to be one. the ones around me are just people that like to pretend that they are moderately good at anything. I find that they would rather be called an artist than make art.

Yeah, I'm lonely.

>>4923752
That doesn't make you witty, that makes you a douche.

>>4924076
Then why don't you become friends with them?

>>4924072
not at all, buddy. that's not what i want.

and i'm not ugly, either.

Op, anyone using the word "hipster" has been on 4chan for too long. Just a heads up.

>>4924088
4chan rules .....ugly until proven otherwise

>>4924094
yeah, starting to get that vibe. it's being thrown around a bit too much.

>>4924094
No, they haven't been here long enough.

[ ] coffee shops
[ ] bookstores
[ ] concerts
[ ] the library
[ ] the mall
[X] other (college)

>>4924094
>>4924094

>White Knight here to save the internets guys watch out damsel in distress i am excatly the artsy type you are looking for.

>>4924076

I'm curious how you'd befriend someone on 4chan :/ I barely go here as it is, I dunno why I came here tonight actually.

What would you consider your best piece of work yet? What do you think a magnum opus should be, as in, what qualities should it have?

[x] Home
[x] Dorm room when not at home
[x] Dorm dining room or lounge / commons area when not in dorm room
[x] Coffee shops once in a blue moon

>>4924076

Well then I'm glad I'm not one of them. Take this thread to a personal website, Craigslist, whatever. But why 4chan? You're doing nothing but bringing up the dregs of uninteresting "individualists," whose worst personality traits the nature of the threads here (relationshit aside) tend to keep below the surface.

Plus, you made me an angry tripfag. No one likes an angry tripfag.

>>4924138

you came here for attention which you so dearly crave to validate yourself.

>>4924146

>noone likes a tripfag

normally not one to sage, but seeing this thread on the front page of /r9k/ was reason enough for me

Coffee shops, bookstores and concerts are cool

fuck malls

fuck malls

fuck em

>>4924151

mmm, no that's not it. I'm just bored.

>>4924162
I've been ragin' for a sagin. LAZORS ACTIVATED.

>>4924176

opps was meant for OP

>>4924183
fuck yeah. here is a pokemon

Art school girls are the best, I don't know what you whiny neckbeards are on about.

>>4924206
balls, forgot pokemon.

Charizard
~ Belly Drum
~ Earthquake
~ Fire Blast
~ Rock Slide

>are you moderately attractive? creative? witty?

No, yes, yes

>[X] coffee shops
[X] bookstores
[ ] concerts
[X] the library
[ ] the mall
[X] other (please specify) - museums and galleries

>>4923963
Hey back at'cha.

>>4923856 Here.
And don't worry about what these fellow bros say; I'd be cool with anybody asking to hang with me, be they touting a vag or not. It just so happens the person who sought friendship happened to have one.

If you're down, I'll drop my AIM s/n in here. I figure it'll be an invitation to other fellow bros / fembots too (Though I think we all know we're looking at the former, let's not kid ourselves).

>>4924160

Have I ever pretended otherwise? No. I know people don't like me. Fuck off with your retarded "a hurf a durf tripfags suxxorz lawl" rhetoric.

another one

Tauros
~ Double-Edge
~ Earthquake
~ Rest
~ Sleep Talk

>>4924143
my best work....not yet. i haven't done anything i would call my best work. i have years, yet.

qualities it should possess? i haven't the slightest. sometimes a friend of mine will show me their favorites, and ask me which one is my favorite. i usually pick the one that is their favorite(and best) as well.

>>4924146
don't be angry, pleeeeeeease.

>>4924151
how would this validate me?

here's a schiesty one

Houndoom
~ Fire Blast
~ Crunch
~ Sunny Day
~ SolarBeam

this is all about the pass (obviously). also, increasing the effectiveness of the sage.

Umbreon
~ Baton Pass
~ Curse
~ Double Team
~ Moonlight

Umbreon
~ Baton Pass
~ Curse
~ Double Team
~ Moonlight

Umbreon
~ Baton Pass
~ Curse
~ Double Team
~ Moonlight

Umbreon
~ Baton Pass
~ Curse
~ Double Team
~ Moonlight

Umbreon
~ Baton Pass
~ Curse
~ Double Team
~ Moonlight

Umbreon
~ Baton Pass
~ Curse
~ Double Team
~ Moonlight

Umbreon
~ Baton Pass
~ Curse
~ Double Team
~ Moonlight

Umbreon
~ Baton Pass
~ Curse
~ Double Team
~ Moonlight

Umbreon
~ Baton Pass
~ Curse
~ Double Team
~ Moonlight

Umbreon
~ Baton Pass
~ Curse
~ Double Team
~ Moonlight

>>4924239
sure thing!

from the looks of most of these anon posts, galleries are a good place to as well. excellent to know.

>>4924014

>>4923915
dude here

well i mean not like wasted drunk...
just a nice sociable evening
discussing life/music/films/
or whatever thats happening

confuse ray is always an option, but regardless of the moveset he's always a good sweeper.

Starmie
~ Surf
~ Thunder Wave
~ Recover
~ Thunderbolt / Ice Beam

Starmie
~ Surf
~ Thunder Wave
~ Recover
~ Thunderbolt / Ice Beam

Starmie
~ Surf
~ Thunder Wave
~ Recover
~ Thunderbolt / Ice Beam

Starmie
~ Surf
~ Thunder Wave
~ Recover
~ Thunderbolt / Ice Beam

Starmie
~ Surf
~ Thunder Wave
~ Recover
~ Thunderbolt / Ice Beam

Starmie
~ Surf
~ Thunder Wave
~ Recover
~ Thunderbolt / Ice Beam

Starmie
~ Surf
~ Thunder Wave
~ Recover
~ Thunderbolt / Ice Beam

Starmie
~ Surf
~ Thunder Wave
~ Recover
~ Thunderbolt / Ice Beam

Starmie
~ Surf
~ Thunder Wave
~ Recover
~ Thunderbolt / Ice Beam

Starmie
~ Surf
~ Thunder Wave / Pyschic
~ Recover
~ Thunderbolt / Ice Beam

>>4924304

okay, social drunkenness.

Music major here.

I'm decently attractive, creative, and from what people tell me, witty as fuck.

As for your survey:
[ ] coffee shops
[X] bookstores
[X] concerts
[X] the library
[ ] the mall
[X] other - my uni's music and arts building.

>>4924303
>>4923856 Here again.

That's pretty cool. Alright then, it's Khullio if you're still interested by the time you take another pass at this thread. If not, well that's cool too, I wouldn't blame ya.

dammit, I fail at saging.

spike dropper, that's about it.

Cloyster
~ Ice Beam
~ Surf
~ Spikes
~ Explosion

Cloyster
~ Ice Beam
~ Surf
~ Spikes
~ Explosion

Cloyster
~ Ice Beam
~ Surf
~ Spikes
~ Explosion

Cloyster
~ Ice Beam
~ Surf
~ Spikes
~ Explosion

Cloyster
~ Ice Beam
~ Surf
~ Spikes
~ Explosion

Cloyster
~ Ice Beam
~ Surf
~ Spikes
~ Explosion

Cloyster
~ Ice Beam
~ Surf
~ Spikes
~ Explosion

Cloyster
~ Ice Beam
~ Surf
~ Spikes
~ Explosion

Cloyster
~ Ice Beam
~ Surf
~ Spikes
~ Explosion

Cloyster
~ Ice Beam
~ Surf
~ Spikes
~ Explosion

I'm the kind of person you're describing OP, and I do go to those places sometimes, but I'm too shy to ever talk to girls there.

HEY GUYS I'M A MODERATELY ATTRACTIVE CREATIVE AND FRANK FEMALE
ALSO I'M ARTSY AND I LIKE TO HANG OUT IN THE COMMON BUILDING OR OUTSIDE ON THE PATIO TO DRAW.

lol

this nigga has so many options

Gengar
~ Hypnosis
~ Explosion
~ Ice Punch / Fire Punch
~ Thunderbolt

Gengar
~ Hypnosis
~ Explosion
~ Ice Punch / Fire Punch
~ Thunderbolt

Gengar
~ Hypnosis
~ Explosion
~ Ice Punch / Fire Punch
~ Thunderbolt

Gengar
~ Hypnosis
~ Explosion
~ Ice Punch / Fire Punch
~ Thunderbolt

Gengar
~ Hypnosis
~ Explosion
~ Ice Punch / Fire Punch
~ Thunderbolt

Gengar
~ Hypnosis
~ Explosion
~ Ice Punch / Fire Punch
~ Thunderbolt

Gengar
~ Hypnosis
~ Explosion
~ Ice Punch / Fire Punch
~ Thunderbolt

Gengar
~ Hypnosis
~ Explosion
~ Ice Punch / Fire Punch
~ Thunderbolt

Gengar
~ Hypnosis
~ Explosion
~ Ice Punch / Fire Punch
~ Thunderbolt

>>4924365
I am the call duck lurking in your yard.

>>4924352
a pleasure to meet you.

as for >>4924311, oh stoppit already. you are being silly.

>>4924151

I'd get a last.fm too. A lot of people I know tend to have one to share music with, some are just hipster bullshit people, some are genuinely nice people who are as much into art as I am.

>>4923963

OP never clarified whether there was hope or not for a 30+ moderately attractive self-employed college graduate with a sideline in film, 4 wrinkles under his left eye from smiling lopsided and 2 wrinkles under his right. Too old?

just a meh baton passer.

Scizor
~ Baton Pass
~ Swords Dance
~ Agility
~ Steal Wing/Toxic

Scizor
~ Baton Pass
~ Swords Dance
~ Agility
~ Steal Wing/Toxic

Scizor
~ Baton Pass
~ Swords Dance
~ Agility
~ Steal Wing/Toxic

Scizor
~ Baton Pass
~ Swords Dance
~ Agility
~ Steal Wing/Toxic

Scizor
~ Baton Pass
~ Swords Dance
~ Agility
~ Steal Wing/Toxic

Scizor
~ Baton Pass
~ Swords Dance
~ Agility
~ Steal Wing/Toxic

Scizor
~ Baton Pass
~ Swords Dance
~ Agility
~ Steal Wing/Toxic

Scizor
~ Baton Pass
~ Swords Dance
~ Agility
~ Steal Wing/Toxic

Scizor
~ Baton Pass
~ Swords Dance
~ Agility
~ Steal Wing/Toxic

I go on /v/ i see a thread about girl gamers. I head over to /b/ to vent and see "I'll post my tits if you all post pictures of your cocks." I head over to /r9k/ to clear my head and I see an application to become some bitch's male friend.

We're not trying to oppress you. We just want you to stop glorifying your own gender. Fuck you.

>>4924364

don't be shy! i'm the shy one! i've spent time at coffee shops just like, sort of looking at guys from across the way, and nothing happens because we're both too scared to say hi.

>>4924365
why do you have to be a spoilsport?

>>4924386
i'm on the young side, so i'm sorry, but probably :(

>>4924383
silly? that's odd coming from an immature faggot such as yourself

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yIyLXALChY

Idiots.

need lulz

When I was a young boy
My father took me into the city
To see a marching band

He said "Son, when you grow up
Would you be the savior of the broken
The beaten and the damned?"

He said "Will you defeat them
Your demons and all the non-believers
The plans that they have made?

"Because one day I'll leave you
A phantom to lead you in the summer
To join the black parade."

When I was a young boy
My father took me into the city
To see a marching band

He said "Son, when you grow up
Would you be the savior of the broken
The beaten and the damned?"

He said "Will you defeat them
Your demons and all the non-believers
The plans that they have made?

"Because one day I'll leave you
A phantom to lead you in the summer
To join the black parade."

4chan should develop a useful form of saging, like 7chan has been working towards, imo.

When I was a young boy
My father took me into the city
To see a marching band

He said "Son, when you grow up
Would you be the savior of the broken
The beaten and the damned?"

He said "Will you defeat them
Your demons and all the non-believers
The plans that they have made?

"Because one day I'll leave you
A phantom to lead you in the summer
To join the black parade."

When I was a young boy
My father took me into the city
To see a marching band

He said "Son, when you grow up
Would you be the savior of the broken
The beaten and the damned?"

He said "Will you defeat them
Your demons and all the non-believers
The plans that they have made?

"Because one day I'll leave you
A phantom to lead you in the summer
To join the black parade."

When I was a young boy
My father took me into the city
To see a marching band

He said "Son, when you grow up
Would you be the savior of the broken
The beaten and the damned?"

He said "Will you defeat them
Your demons and all the non-believers
The plans that they have made?

"Because one day I'll leave you
A phantom to lead you in the summer
To join the black parade."

gaybars, cause the men you describe are all completely gay, like me. fuck off cunt. trying to be sly and lure my brobots with your vaginy

>>4924416
alright, immature i might be able to understand. but "faggot" is not appropriate in this situation.

>>4924400
i'm not...oppressed.

this shit sucks, somebody else do it.

When I was a young boy
My father took me into the city
To see a marching band

He said "Son, when you grow up
Would you be the savior of the broken
The beaten and the damned?"

He said "Will you defeat them
Your demons and all the non-believers
The plans that they have made?

"Because one day I'll leave you
A phantom to lead you in the summer
To join the black parade."

When I was a young boy
My father took me into the city
To see a marching band

He said "Son, when you grow up
Would you be the savior of the broken
The beaten and the damned?"

He said "Will you defeat them
Your demons and all the non-believers
The plans that they have made?

"Because one day I'll leave you
A phantom to lead you in the summer
To join the black parade."

When I was a young boy
My father took me into the city
To see a marching band

He said "Son, when you grow up
Would you be the savior of the broken
The beaten and the damned?"

He said "Will you defeat them
Your demons and all the non-believers
The plans that they have made?

"Because one day I'll leave you
A phantom to lead you in the summer
To join the black parade."

[x] other

at my house with my girlfriend

STEAM ROLLIN NIGGAS LIKE AN 18-WHEELER
WITH A DRUNK DRIVER DRIVIN
THERE'S NO SURVIVN

When I was a young boy
My father took me into the city
To see a marching band

He said "Son, when you grow up
Would you be the savior of the broken
The beaten and the damned?"

He said "Will you defeat them
Your demons and all the non-believers
The plans that they have made?

"Because one day I'll leave you
A phantom to lead you in the summer
To join the black parade."

When I was a young boy
My father took me into the city
To see a marching band

He said "Son, when you grow up
Would you be the savior of the broken
The beaten and the damned?"

He said "Will you defeat them
Your demons and all the non-believers
The plans that they have made?

"Because one day I'll leave you
A phantom to lead you in the summer
To join the black parade."

When I was a young boy
My father took me into the city
To see a marching band

He said "Son, when you grow up
Would you be the savior of the broken
The beaten and the damned?"

He said "Will you defeat them
Your demons and all the non-believers
The plans that they have made?

"Because one day I'll leave you
A phantom to lead you in the summer
To join the black parade."

When I was a young boy
My father took me into the city
To see a marching band

He said "Son, when you grow up
Would you be the savior of the broken
The beaten and the damned?"

He said "Will you defeat them
Your demons and all the non-believers
The plans that they have made?

"Because one day I'll leave you
A phantom to lead you in the summer
To join the black parade."

>>4924479
I see your MCR and raise you a Who.

Ever since I was a young boy I played the silver ball
From Soho down to Brighton I must have played them all
But I ain't seen nothing like him in any amusement hall
That deaf, dumb and blind kid sure plays a mean pinball
He stands like a statue, becomes part of the machine
Feeling all the bumpers, always playing clean
He plays by intuition, the digit counters fall
That deaf, dumb and blind kid sure plays a mean pinball
He's a pinball wizard, there has to be a twist
A pinball wizard's got such a supple wrist
How do you think he does it, I don't know
What makes him so good
He ain't got no distractions, can't hear no buzzes and bells
Don't see lights a-flashing, he plays by sense of smell
Always has a replay, never tilts at all
That deaf, dumb and blind kid sure plays a mean pinball
He can't beat me now I've always been the champ
I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hand
Even on my usual table, he can beat the best
His disciples lead him in and he just does the rest
He's got crazy flipper fingers, I've never seen him fall
That deaf, dumb and blind kid sure plays a mean pinball
He's a pinball wizard, there has to be a twist
A pinball wizard's got such a supple wrist
He's a pinball wizard, he's scored a trillion more
A pinball wizard, the world's new pinball lord
He's scoring more, he's scoring more
I thought I was the Bally table king
But I just handed my pinball crown to him, to him, to him

i don't understand how op expects to "make awesome male friends" without ever even providing aim/msn or a location

>are you moderately attractive?
>girl looking to make awesome male friends

Who the fuck are you bullshitting? You're not looking to make friends. You're looking for a damn boyfriend. The only reason you could possibly have that there is a safety net in case you have multiple guys and have to friend-zone them.

copy/paste wins

Shame on a nigga who try to run game on a nigga
Wu buck wild with the trigger!
Shame on a nigga who try to run game on a nigga
Wu buck- I FUCK yo' ass up! What?

(HUT ONE, HUT TWO, HUT THREE, HUT!)

[Verse One: Ol Dirty Bastard, Method Man, Raekwon the Chef]

Ol' Dirty Bastard, live and uncut!
Styles unbreakable, shatterproof
To the young youth, ya wanna get gun? Shoot!
BLAOW! How you like me now? Don't fuck the style
Ruthless wild!
Do ya wanna getcha teeth knocked the FUCK out?
Wanna get on it like that, well then shout!

Yo RZA, yo razor!
Hit me with the major
The damage, my Clan understand it be flavor
Gunnin, hummin comin atcha
First I'm gonna getcha, once I gotcha, I gat-cha
You could never capture the Method Man's stature
For rhyme and for rapture, got niggaz resigning, now master
my style? Never! I put the fucking buck in the wild kid, I'm terror
Razor sharp, I sever
the head from the shoulders, I'm better
than my compeda, you mean competitor, whadeva!
Let's get together

KNOW YOUR ENEMY, YOUR ENEMY, KNOW YOUR ENEMY, YOUR ENEMY, KNOW YOUR ENEMY, YOUR ENEMY, KNOW YOUR ENEMY, YOUR ENEMY, KNOW YOUR ENEMY, YOUR ENEMY, KNOW YOUR ENEMY, YOUR ENEMY, KNOW YOUR ENEMY, YOUR ENEMY, KNOW YOUR ENEMY, YOUR ENEMY, KNOW YOUR ENEMY, YOUR ENEMY, KNOW YOUR ENEMY, YOUR ENEMY, KNOW YOUR ENEMY, YOUR ENEMY, KNOW YOUR ENEMY, YOUR ENEMY, KNOW YOUR ENEMY, YOUR ENEMY, KNOW YOUR ENEMY, YOUR ENEMY, KNOW YOUR ENEMY, YOUR ENEMY, KNOW YOUR ENEMY, YOUR ENEMY, KNOW YOUR ENEMY, YOUR ENEMY.

or maybe a Zappa would make more sense

Turn and turn
Turn and turn
We're turning again
Turn and turn
Turn and turn
We're turning again

They took a whole bunch of acid
So they could see where it's at
(It's over there, over there,
Over there, over there
And underneath also)
They lived on a whole bunch of nothing
They thought they looked very good
They'd never ever worry
They were always in a hurry
To convince themselves that what they were
Was really very groovy
Yes, they believed in all the papers
And the magazines that defined their folklore
They could never laugh
At who or what they thought they were
Or even what they thought
They sorta oughta be
They were totally empty
(Totally empty)
And their lives were really useless
So what the fuck?
They didn't have no sense of humor
Now they got nothing left
To laugh about
Including themselves

thanks for the assist, tripfag. I still despise your tripfaggotry, however.

Whoever we are
Wherever we're from
We shoulda noticed by now
Our behavior is dumb
And if our chances
Expect to improve
It's gonna take a lot more
Than tryin' to remove
The other race
Or the other whatever
From the face
Of the planet altogether

They call it THE EARTH
Which is a dumb kinda name
But they named it right
'Cause we behave the same...
We are dumb all over
Dumb all over,
Yes we are
Dumb all over,
Near 'n far
Dumb all over,
Black 'n white
People, we is not wrapped tight

Nurds on the left
Nurds on the right
Religous fanatics
On the air every night
Sayin' the Bible
Tells the story
Makes the details
Sound real gory
'Bout what to do
If the geeks over there
Don't believe in the book
We got over here

I. LAYING PLANS


1. Sun Tzu said: The art of war is of vital importance
to the State.

2. It is a matter of life and death, a road either
to safety or to ruin. Hence it is a subject of inquiry
which can on no account be neglected.

3. The art of war, then, is governed by five constant
factors, to be taken into account in one's deliberations,
when seeking to determine the conditions obtaining in the field.

4. These are: (1) The Moral Law; (2) Heaven; (3) Earth;
(4) The Commander; (5) Method and discipline.

5,6. The Moral Law causes the people to be in complete
accord with their ruler, so that they will follow him
regardless of their lives, undismayed by any danger.

7. Heaven signifies night and day, cold and heat,
times and seasons.

8. Earth comprises distances, great and small;
danger and security; open ground and narrow passes;
the chances of life and death.

9. The Commander stands for the virtues of wisdom,
sincerely, benevolence, courage and strictness.

10. By method and discipline are to be understood
the marshaling of the army in its proper subdivisions,
the graduations of rank among the officers, the maintenance
of roads by which supplies may reach the army, and the
control of military expenditure.

>>4924514
if i were looking for a boyfriend i would have said so.

it's getting late :( i think i'm going to sleep. thank you all so much, r9k, for input. i might stay up a bit longer. feel free, if you are compelled, to post msns. i'm not on much, but i can try!

Your mouth is your religion
You put your faith in a hole like that?
You put your trust and your belief
Above your jaw, and no relief
Have I found

I heard your story when you come home
You said you went to see your sister last night
Well, you might loose a bunch of teeth
And find a funeral wreath
While you'll be laying in the ground
All alone

So tell me where are you coming from
With all them lies
As you stumble in at the breakin' of the day.
Where are you coming from, my shot-gun say
Because it just might wanna blow you away
'Cause it just might wanna blow you away
.

don't run away now OP

Some people's hot
Some people's cold
Some people's not very
Swift to behold
Some people do it
Some see right through it
Some wear pyjamas
If only they knew it

The pyjama people are boring me to pieces
Feel like I am wasting my time
They all got flannel up 'n down 'em
A little trap-door back aroun' 'em
An' some cozy little footies on their mind

Po-jama people!
Po-jama people, people!
They sure do make you sleepy
With the things they might say
Po-jama people!
Po-jama people, people!
Mother Mary 'n Jozuf, I wish they'd all go away!

>>4924583

Get last.fm instead. It's less...personal. :3

DICKS EVERYWHERE

The muffin man is seated at the table
in the laboratory of the utility muffin Research kitchen.
Reaching for an oversized chrome spoon,
he gathers an Intimate quantity of dried muffin
remnants and brushing his scapular aside,
Procceds to dump these inside of his shirt...
He turns to us and speaks:

"Some people like cupcakes better.
I for one care less for them!"

Arrogantly twisting the sterile canvas
snoot of a fully charged icing anointment utensil,
he 'poot's forths a quarter-ounce green rosette,
- oh ah yuk, yuk... let's try that again...! -
he 'poots' forth a quarter-ounce green rosette
near the summit of a dense,
but radiant muffin of his own design.
Later he says:

"Some people... some people like cupcakes
exclusively, while myself, I say,
there is naught nor ought there be nothing
so exalted on the face of god's grey
Earth as that prince of foods... the muffin!"

Girl you thought he was a man,
But he was a muffin,
He hung around till you found,
That he didn't know nuthin,

Girl you thought he was a man,
But he only was a-puffin,
No cries is heard in the night,
As a result of him stuffin

>>4924614
i have one, but it's....personal, haha.

11. These five heads should be familiar to every general:
he who knows them will be victorious; he who knows them
not will fail.

12. Therefore, in your deliberations, when seeking
to determine the military conditions, let them be made
the basis of a comparison, in this wise:--

13. (1) Which of the two sovereigns is imbued
with the Moral law?
(2) Which of the two generals has most ability?
(3) With whom lie the advantages derived from Heaven
and Earth?
(4) On which side is discipline most rigorously enforced?
(5) Which army is stronger?
(6) On which side are officers and men more highly trained?
(7) In which army is there the greater constancy
both in reward and punishment?

14. By means of these seven considerations I can
forecast victory or defeat.

15. The general that hearkens to my counsel and acts
upon it, will conquer: let such a one be retained in command!
The general that hearkens not to my counsel nor acts upon it,
will suffer defeat:--let such a one be dismissed!

DICKS EVERYWHERE

You say there ain't no use in livin'
It's all a waste of time
'N you wanna throw your life away, well
People that's just fine
Go ahead on 'n get it over with then
Find you a bridge 'n take a jump
Just make sure you do it right the first time
'Cause nothin's worse than a Suicide
Chump

You say there ain't no light a-shinin'
Through the bushes up ahead
'N we're all gonna be so sorry
When we find out you are dead
Go head on and get it over with then
Find you a bridge 'n take a jump
Just make sure you do it right the first
time
'Cause nothin's worse than a Suicide
Chump

Now maybe you're scared of jumpin'
'N poison makes you sick
'N you want a little attention
'N you need it pretty quick
Don't wanna mess your face up
Or we won't know if it's you
Aw there's just so much to worry about
Now what you gonna do?

>>4924504
I see your Who and raise you The Animals

When I was young, it was more important
Pain more painful
Laughter much louder
Yeah, when I was young
When I was young

I met my first love at thirteen
She was brown and I was pretty green
And I learned quite a lot when I was young
When I was young

When I was young, IT WAS MORE IMPORTANT
Pain more painful
Laughter much louder
Yeah, when I was young
When I was young

My faith was so much stronger then
I believed in fellow men
And I was so much older then
When I was young
When I was young
When I was young

>>4924563

And that's the way it should be. Moar Zappa.

Some of you might not agree
Cause you probably likes a lot of misery
But think a while and you will see...
Broken hearts are for assholes
Broken hearts are for assholes
Are you an asshole?
Broken hearts are for assholes
Are you an asshole too?
Whatcha gonna do, cause you're an asshole...
Maybe you think you're a lonely guy
Maybe you think you're too tough to cry
So you went to the grape,
Just to give it a try
And Dagmar
Without a doubt, the ugliest sonofabitch I ever saw in my life
Was his name...
One two three four!
The whiskers sticking out from underneath of his
Pancake make-up
And yet he was a beautiful lady
Nearly drove you insane
Lets talk about leather: leatherrrrrr
And so you kissed a little sailor
Tex Abel, starring in the latest Shepperton production:
Who had just blew in from Spain
Sir Richard pump-a-loaf
You sniffed the reeking buns of angel
The story of a demented bread-boffer
And acted like it was cocaine
Cucumber pud annexed to a fine whole-wheat loaf
You were dazzled by the exciting new costume of Ko-Ko
Then on tuesday night, Caesar's back in town
In a way you can't explain
Facing off in a no-holds-barred tag team grudge match
With kona.
And so you worked the wall with michael
Three-hundred-seventy-nine pounds of samoan dynamite
Which gave your back an awful strain
Volcanic hell
But you came back on sunday for the gong show
Next thursday, teen towns finest...
But you forgot what I was sayin
Cause you're an asshole, you're an asshole
That's right
Youre an asshole, you're an asshole
Yes, yes
Youre an asshole, you're an asshole
That's right
Youre an asshole, you're an asshole
Now you been to the grape and you been to the chest
And now I think you know what you are: you're an asshole

16. While heading the profit of my counsel,
avail yourself also of any helpful circumstances
over and beyond the ordinary rules.

17. According as circumstances are favorable,
one should modify one's plans.

18. All warfare is based on deception.

19. Hence, when able to attack, we must seem unable;
when using our forces, we must seem inactive; when we
are near, we must make the enemy believe we are far away;
when far away, we must make him believe we are near.

20. Hold out baits to entice the enemy. Feign disorder,
and crush him.

21. If he is secure at all points, be prepared for him.
If he is in superior strength, evade him.

22. If your opponent is of choleric temper, seek to
irritate him. Pretend to be weak, that he may grow arrogant.

23. If he is taking his ease, give him no rest.
If his forces are united, separate them.

24. Attack him where he is unprepared, appear where
you are not expected.

25. These military devices, leading to victory,
must not be divulged beforehand.

>>4924650

Mootbloxed and cont'd.

You say you can't live with what you been through
Well, ladies you can be an asshole too
You might pretend you aint got one on the bottom of you,
But don't fool yerself girl
Its lookin at you
Don't fool yerself girl
Its winkin at you
Don't fool yerself girl
Its blinkin at you
That's why I say
Im gonna ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
Corn hole
Ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
Fist fuck
Ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
Wrist-watch; crisco
Ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute

>>4924630

That's ironic. If you don't want to post it here, that's fine. You could just add me. I barely say anything to anyone, and I certainly don't act like gigantic dick unlike most of my strangely humored friends.

what horrendous trolls.

reaction face.

fuck you, /r9k/. I am always unpleasantly surprised when muted by the things I thought nobody would have said by now.

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funnish stuff

Just 'cause it's cracked
doesn't mean that it's broke
just 'cause it's a butt
doesn't mean it's a joke

With a heart like an apple
butt hard like a stone
stuck in the mud
'cause it stuck to the bone

...and this is how it starts
and this is what it seems
and this is who we are
and this is what will be

The future is planned
and now comes to pass
artificial man
artificial...

End of the line
look at the time
time ticking
and tell me
that you think it's clean

Where there's a way
there is a lie
everybody
we trusted
not to be
so mean

What we discussed
was so disgusting
filling it up
and busting
at the seams

Putting the peas
out with the pies
everybody combusting
but the buttmachine

26. Now the general who wins a battle makes many
calculations in his temple ere the battle is fought.
The general who loses a battle makes but few
calculations beforehand. Thus do many calculations
lead to victory, and few calculations to defeat:
how much more no calculation at all! It is by attention
to this point that I can foresee who is likely to win or lose.

II. WAGING WAR


1. Sun Tzu said: In the operations of war,
where there are in the field a thousand swift chariots,
as many heavy chariots, and a hundred thousand
mail-clad soldiers, with provisions enough to carry them
a thousand li, the expenditure at home and at the front,
including entertainment of guests, small items such as
glue and paint, and sums spent on chariots and armor,
will reach the total of a thousand ounces of silver per day.
Such is the cost of raising an army of 100,000 men.

2. When you engage in actual fighting, if victory
is long in coming, then men's weapons will grow dull and
their ardor will be damped. If you lay siege to a town,
you will exhaust your strength.
3. Again, if the campaign is protracted, the resources
of the State will not be equal to the strain.

4. Now, when your weapons are dulled, your ardor damped,
your strength exhausted and your treasure spent,
other chieftains will spring up to take advantage
of your extremity. Then no man, however wise,
will be able to avert the consequences that must ensue.

5. Thus, though we have heard of stupid haste in war,
cleverness has never been seen associated with long delays.

DICKS EVERYWHERE

Just 'cause it's cracked
doesn't mean that it's broke
just 'cause it's a butt
doesn't mean it's a joke

With a heart like an apple
butt hard like a stone
stuck in the mud
'cause it stuck to the bone

...and this is how it starts
and this is what it seems
and this is who we are
and this is what will be

The future is planned
and now comes to pass
artificial man
artificial...

End of the line
look at the time
time ticking
and tell me
that you think it's clean

Where there's a way
there is a lie
everybody
we trusted
not to be
so mean

What we discussed
was so disgusting
filling it up
and busting
at the seams

Putting the peas
out with the pies
everybody combusting
but the buttmachine

risking posting some hipster stuff. I'm out, tired of saging.

Yeah!

I hear that dark masked voice that I thought I only dreamt about.
It tells all of my fears to everyone else, and conveys it's wants to me, (PLEASE GET IT OUT)

Black Demon:
"God's not a goldmine, God's on the inside,
selling everybody on the frontlines out.
Did you think your were rightside in, maybe inside out?
Reaching for, the gun, to load and pursuade you, to stay..."
(BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!)
The thoughts in your head taking hold,
and all the knots are tied too tight to hold!
(Are you sold?)
Do we have to make a deal? Let me know!?
(Are you sold?)
"Bang! Bang! Bang!"

Did, you forget, I'm your friend? (I'm your counterpart in all of this!)
("Isn't there something you're forgetting?")
You owe me your life for thinking that I would take this from you!

(YEAH!)

Black Demon:
"God's not a goldmine, God's on the inside,
selling everybody on the frontlines out.
Did you think your were rightside in, maybe inside out?
Reaching for, the gun, to load and pursuade you, to stay..."
(BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!)
the thoughts in your head taking hold,
and all the knots are tied too tight to hold!
(Are you sold?)
Do we have to make a deal? Let me know!?
(Are you sold?)
Bang! Bang! Bang!

MURDER!!!!

Explanations turn to expectations turn to explorations.
This is torture, thinking I would hold her, but I think it's over.

6. There is no instance of a country having benefited
from prolonged warfare.

7. It is only one who is thoroughly acquainted
with the evils of war that can thoroughly understand
the profitable way of carrying it on.

8. The skillful soldier does not raise a second levy,
neither are his supply-wagons loaded more than twice.

9. Bring war material with you from home, but forage
on the enemy. Thus the army will have food enough
for its needs.

10. Poverty of the State exchequer causes an army
to be maintained by contributions from a distance.
Contributing to maintain an army at a distance causes
the people to be impoverished.

11. On the other hand, the proximity of an army causes
prices to go up; and high prices cause the people's
substance to be drained away.

12. When their substance is drained away, the peasantry
will be afflicted by heavy exactions.

13,14. With this loss of substance and exhaustion
of strength, the homes of the people will be stripped bare,
and three-tenths of their income will be dissipated;
while government expenses for broken chariots, worn-out horses,
breast-plates and helmets, bows and arrows, spears and shields,
protective mantles, draught-oxen and heavy wagons,
will amount to four-tenths of its total revenue.

15. Hence a wise general makes a point of foraging
on the enemy. One cartload of the enemy's provisions
is equivalent to twenty of one's own, and likewise
a single picul of his provender is equivalent to twenty
from one's own store.

>>4924297
What a waste of a perfectly good umbreon. :(

>>4924514
you beat me to it.

op you're doin' it wrong, you pretty much just craiglisted yourself.. and the fact that you posted on /r9k/ proves you suck as a creative individual/artfag.. you clearly lack common fucking sense as to where these male douches are/would even lurk on 4chan (if anything try /mu/ or /fa/)

other than that you're just stereotyping hipster fucks that think they're creative by carrying a small moleskin in their satchel as they listen to french music sipping coffee trying hard to not get their jeans dirty as they bike ride off to the bookstore~

get more involved in your local art scene and maybe then you'll find someone/what you're looking for, but figuring it out is your shit :\ dont expect 4chan to pull through with something this trivial when you're halfassing it

goodnight all. it was fun while it lasted.

if you see a girl at a coffee shop/bookstore/concert/libary/park/gallery....she might smile at you. she might be me :)

>>4924835
>if you see a girl at a coffee shop/bookstore/concert/libary/park/gallery....stay the hell away from her. she is likely to be a stuck up bitch

pretty much all except the mall

I like how the virginal aspies on this board were so offended by this thread that they felt the need to spam it. Lol.

hey does anyone know where i can find a girl who is really into black and white french films i dress pretty hipster i also like to dabble in drawing and photography.

yes. not in an artsy way. most of the time.
[ ] coffee shops
[ ] bookstores
[ ] concerts
[X] the library (not because I enjoy libraries, to look for research material)
[ ] the mall
[X] other (please specify) hang around campus, and home.

>>4924881
less offended more embarrased and with reason this is a disgrace.

>>4924881
3/10

I'm being generous here, but you DID get me to return to this thread.

>>4924881

I am not a virgin, nor do I have Aspergers. I am not offended by the thread, per se. I'm offended by brainless individualists and white knights like you, who seem to think that by projecting a "cool, aloof" attitude that you're above the spammers and therefore more worthy of the girl's intentions. Guess what? Shit of a different color is still shit, and you're crawling out of the shithole of the internet.

Suck my dick, you Commie assfuck.

>>4924950
PROTIP: calling hipsters commies isn't an insult, it's an observation.

>>4924835
>vain hipster thinks that coffee shops, libraries and bookstores are still the reserve of artschool dropkicks.
>nineteen twenty called.

>>4924926
>>4924935
>>4924950
Oh shit, looks like I struck a nerve with the autistics.

Just stop it already. You are pathetic.

>>4925044

I was perfectly willing to let this thread drop, until your mouthbreathing ass revived it. And, again, you're not proving anything by calling anyone on this website pathetic.

Just let this thread die.

This thread can't die. It's made me laugh harder than any other tonight.

coffee shops- shit holes, i don't drink that crap
bookstores- i steal all my books online
concerts- scum pits and expensive
the library- i read, but don't 'hang out'.
the mall- never more than 30min to buy something
other- museums or parks for relaxing, but just hanging out is too boring. being a full time student occupies my time, and it's not a useless or easy degree.

being lonely is part of the lifestyle.

>>4925102
age in support of this post

fuck OP, picking out artsy faggots like a car or some shit.

Fuck you niggers for getting trolled.

you should feel bad for posting ITT

yes that includes me

[ ] coffee shops - I would but the only thing in this suburb are starbucks
[x] bookstores - my friend used to work at one
[ ] concerts
[x] the library - when collecting books for a paper
[x] the mall - when hanging out with friends
[x] other (please specify) - if there was a gallery near i would go but again suburb >.> I rememeber the Louver in Paris was pretty awesome, didn't get to see it all though not enough time D:

[ x] coffee shops - Well, I like drink a coffe and smoke some cigs.
[ x] bookstores - I like to find old books and put strange notes inside the books, like I: "Life is what you dont make" or something creepy.
[x ] concerts - I love indie rock concerts.
[ ] the library
[ ] the mall
[ ] other (please specify)

I study Cinema Studies in my country. So, am I artsy boy. A nice artboy.

[X ] coffee shops
[X ] bookstores
[X ] concerts
[ ] the library
[X ] the mall
[ ] other (please specify)

fuck you and your fucking hipster bullshit.

[X] coffee shops
For coffee, with notebooks.
[X] bookstores
Sometimes for coffee, mostly so I can read a few pages of many books.
[ ] concerts
Broke, cannot afford.
[X] the library
But it's not so much hanging out as hiding up the back with a pile of books beside me.
[X] the mall
But it's a street called ___ Mall and is pedestrians only.
[X] other (please specify)
Comic shop. Train station. Airport.
Town, generally.

>>4926710
It just me again, if that all it takes to be artsy, i must be one of the biggest on thread

>>4926736

lol virgin aspie loser

>>4926796
Basically, when I'm not reading or looking for new comics, I'm watching the world around me.

>>4926858
Lol at you and your bullshit. This is a cool thread; its haters are just afraid of the daylight.

the really 'artsy' guys don't go out at all with any regularity, I think

>>4926905

>>daylight

Enjoy your Eurofaggotry

>>4924835
Oh, right. It's over?

Fair enough. Guys, it's over. We can go back to the bookshop now!

>>4923539
yes i am one of these you specified
i have out at coffee shops and concerts and bookstores and wear trendy hipster clothing
i always talk about vague little known bands and act superior to those that do know know what i am talking about.

am i what you are looking for?

>>4926916
Not Eurofag, just saying hating on this thread = not willing to go out in public while it's light enough to be recognised.

I TOTALLY HANG OUT IN THE LIBRARY SUCKING COFFEE FROM A MANUSCRIPT OF WAITING FOR GODOT, WAITING FOR SOMEONE WHO DEFINES THEMSELVES BY A SET OF FLIMSY CULTURAL CRITERIA TO COME ALONG AND SET MY FUCKING WORLD ON FIRE

Sweetheart, you don't meet people that way. You meet people by having friends. And the quality of your friends tends to decide the quality of the new people you meet, so work on that.

If by "creative and artsy" you mean the typical "trendy and cliche" hipster then no, that would not be me. And I would not bother with someone so lazy they had to resort to posting a thread in a virgin cesspool known for it's desperate hipster-manchild complex. It's not surprising how many posts this thread has gotten though it is pathetic. If you have no friends of the opposite sex then it is most likely for a very good reason. And then you have the nerve to act as if you're somehow too good for this board and not a complete loser.You're not special, you're not unique, and you're certainly not worth the trouble of befriending. I will now kindly ask you to leave and never come back, thank you and have a nice day.

I consider myself attractive, although it's probably just because I love myself. Creative? Well, yeah, but most people in 4chan are somewhat creative. Witty? Sure!
[ x] coffee shops
[ ] bookstores (no good bookstores where I live)
[ x] concerts
[ x] the library
[ ] the mall
[ x] other (please specify) Home. I hang out there a lot.

>>4927011

>>Witty?

lolno

>>4927023
RUN AWAY, WAFFLES! RUN! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!

Can't wait for this shitty hipster fad to fucking die already. They can all go back to emo if that's what it'll take.

are you moderately attractive? sure
creative? like to think so
witty? you judge for yourself.

[X] coffee shops -- gets a coffee and goes back
[X] bookstores -- yay
[x] concerts -- sometimes
[x] the library -- rarely, and it's the uni library
[x] the mall -- yeah, buying stuff
other:
[X] work -- I'm getting to be a postdoc, even more of it
[X] interesting talks in uni -- sometimes the phil department invites interesting people and I go to their talk


How about everyone in this thread meets next Saturday, in the next bigger art museum (i.e., the biggest one in the next city with >500k inhabitants that has both classical and modern art), wearing a t-shirt with OP's image on it? That would be kinda cool.

>>4927079
I'm sorry that there are no threads created by females looking to meet acne ridden, virginal, aspie losers, but that is just the life you chose.

coffee shops? concerts? the mall???

is this really what this generation considers artsy and creative?
jesus christ, no wonder all your artists and musicians suck. get a real personality, bitch.

I guess I consider myself the type of guy you are looking for OP, only problem is I am lurking here and not out in public. I leave my apartment to go to school, work, grocery store, and the gym...that's it.

>>4927090
1/10

I'm sorry you're a loser who must resort to white knighting some pretentious bitch who's bored and needs new playthings to amuse herself with. Could you imagine how flooded this board would be if every male reject posted the same thread? Why should she get any special treatment? Oh that's right, she's a GIRL! zomg a real girl on the internet!! She certainly deserves to pick and choose which virgins she'll let shower her with attention. Stop putting these whores on a pedestal and grow some balls already you Starbucks macbook indie rock pussy.

>>4927187
Lol don't get your pocket protector in a bunch, faggot, it was only a joke.

Home on 4chan.

Indoors is where it's at.

>>4923539
i try to be in as many places that interest me as i can, frequently at concerts, sometimes at the library, often in a park, or derelict building, or a beautiful tree.
i just float on the breeze. i spend most of my time riding my bike around somewhere that's way too far, reading, and watching foreign cinema.
i write, paint mostly in acryllics, and draw. i'm working as an extra right now and doing commissions. girls like me -i'm good looking and charismatic and fairly well-spoken- but i have no confidence and i'm too independant.

ps chronic back pain sucks sucks sucks sucks leave me alone let me sleeeeep.

>>4927079
every hipster can't wait until they don't have to be hipsters anymore.

>>4927302

I have no words for the amount of faggotry you exude. Also, OP is long gone.

>>4927348
trust me i didn't ask to be in the situation i'm in.

and listen to yourself, think about how every phrase that comes out of your mouth reflects an insecurity. you call me a faggot because you're afraid of not being a man. think about how hard you're trying to reject most cultural phenomena, and ask yourself why you're doing it, why it actually makes you feel bad.
take what you can and what you like out of life, and you'll be high.

>>4927524

Did anyone ever teach you Occam's Razor? Perhaps, maybe, just maybe, I'm calling you a faggot because that's the simplest way I could express what you appear to be.

As for the rest of your post, if I wanted to listen to that kind of bullshit I'd go to a therapist.

>>4924506
simple... she's asking where the kind of boys she likes, hang out then she will go to such places and try to meet such guys but not the ones who gave her the info here
silly tactic, planned in her head, that's not how relationship and life work... but let her nerdy plans work out for the worse and the better in the long run

>>4927561
an angry man who doesn't understand occam's razor and can't get laid.

>>4927613

>>referencing Occam's Razor implied that the other poster was reaching too far in his conclusions and maybe he should have went with the answer that uses the fewest assumptions: that I'm calling him a faggot because that's what he appears to be.

Also, have been laid, will get laid in the future. I simply detest everything about this thread

Troll thread. Trolls come in many guises.
Maybe you btards can't realise this.

>>4927643
i'm not assuming anything. it's glaringly obvious and you just don't want to see it. you hate everything about this thread because you see these people that aren't ashamed of being what you're not and you hate it.
you see all these things that you hate and repress within yourself and so you have to post and reassure yourself that you are in fact, not a 'faggot' (us and them).
you can't assume your hate or reaction to this thread is baseless, faggot.

>>4927643
and you can't beg the question to subvert occam's razor, what are you christian?

>>4927726

You've presented no objective evidence to support your hypothesis. Therefore, it's an assumption.

Also, I'd say I'm pretty successful in derailing this thread. Go me.

>>4927603

also, as others have noted there is an inversion-of-sexual-polarities issue here.
mrs chamomille is picking men as you'd pick fruits at the market, she's behaving like a male and the fags who fill her application form are showing they are inverted.

>>4927866
> you are a faggot because you are a faggot. <- OCCAM'S RAZOR! YOU CAN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT ME BECAUSE YOU CAN'T OBJECTIFY MY PERSONALITY!
stop pretending you have logical skill.

>>4927866
the scientific method is not the only form of logic. i hate talking sense to teenagers. goodnight.

MY THREAD~
it's still here
*yawn*
good morning, all :3

i'm going to ignore the fruit market analogies because they are of no use. this isn't an application process, it's a thread just polling where you hang out if you have certain specific interests in common with me.

>>4930559

You are a demanding cunt.

and by the way, your 'artsy' photos suck hard. So boring....

>>4930658
thhhhhhhhhhppppppppt.
go away, meanie.

>>4930670
HOLY FUCK A PICTURE OF A HORSE, YOU MUST POSSESS SOME INCREDIBLE BUT HIDDEN DEPTH

ugly, creative, awkward, female

[ ] coffee shops
[x] bookstores
[x] concerts
[x] the library
[ ] the mall
[x] other (please specify)
woods at night

We're all in the the future, in post war bunkers.

i am exactly what you think you are looking for.

the problem here is you are a vapid twat , and so hold no interest for me.

so I shall be off to do arty/nerdy shit goodbye

>>4930559

Is that the Met in your picture, OP?

get fucked you pretentious bitch

Uh during the school year I'm usually tucked away in the library which doubles as a coffee shop. So leave me the fuck alone and let me study and enjoy my coffee.

None of you are witty. Stop pretending. I hang out with alot of people and nobody approaches my levels. Normalfags such as yourself take at least a week to understand my sarcasm/Subtle humor/innuendos/. Hell my roommate last year still can't even tell when I'm joking and he probably considers himself witty even though he's a fucking wanker. So stop pretending to be witty becase you're not. Shouting memes makes you a faggot queer and not witty. Also, Homosexual.
Girls don't even like actual Wit so stfu women. They can't even understand it. So fuck off and goodnight.

OP's photo's are all really good, well to my taste anyway. many of them your own work?

>>4923547
Same goes for me.
The outside world is overrated.