How the fuck is that lonely you dumb cunt.

wow you must be sooo lonely bawww ;_;

Haven't had sex in about 8, personally.

Expect a lot of "I haven't had sex in 19 years" type replies.

Why so sage-ful, you kids?

Haven't had a girlfriend in 18 years, havent had sex in 18 years.


Fuck you OP.

What's a sage?

No girlfriend for a year and a half. Same for sex.

Yeah.

blawk blawk blawk

I haven't had sex in 2 weeks.

i had sex last night, I was too drunk to cum D: I am dissapoint

>>4905770
I'd sex you. I bet you have that angry, rough sex too.

i havent had a girlfriend in 8 months.
i havent had sex in 8 months either.

i suck so hard at getting girls even my fantasies want to be friends.

kill count is 13 though.
maybe this is just the unlucky dryspell?
halp.

oh hi i've never had sex or a girlfriend ever lol

last girlfriend dumped me because i "cared too much".

that's what happens when you're a colossal fucking pussy, though.

>>4906185
I like variety. I have pretty much every kind of sex.

>>4906302
Shall we engage in a delicious tripfag AIM conversation?

>>4906302
Your lies made me throw up in my mouth a little.

>>4906316
Arty, are you drunk?

This is the same girl who accidentally called you Athens. You're not supposed to want to talk to me.

i hads sum good sex teh other daaaaay

haven't had a girlfriend in 5 years. haven't had sex in ever.

>>4906330
D'awww you just called me Arty. Give now please?

>>4906352
You first, Sir Easily-wooed.

>>4906377
E-mail it to me, K. You can tell that it's me by my SN, when I message you.

>>4906389
Man, we are so paranoid.

Had sex two days ago.

Girlfriend is an emptyheaded bore who lays like a dead fish during intercourse.


Think I may break up with her.

>>4906401
yeah, athens gave me his msn no problem, but hasn't added me yet. FFFFF-

Never had sex in my 19 years. Depressed like shite. Gay, and have the free bonus of alienation from other gay men. I think it's fairly impossible to find one that's not a mindbendingly shallow cunt.

Hello.

>>4905770

That's just not possible. I would pay a Chippendale's dancer to sex you up just to hear you squeal.

My girlfriend and I had sex 4 times today.

Just thought I'd throw that out there.

>>4906389
wow... tripfags hooking up. I actually never expected this... ever.

>>4906402
What is a woman supposed to do in bed to keep his man interested? I've never understood this concept, unless the woman is on top. Obviously then she has to do the work..but otherwise WTF

Haven't had a girlfriend in six years.

Haven't had any kind of physical contact beyond hugging in... six years.

had sex on monday. Girlfriend was on the last day of her period so I totally came inside of her which was pretty sweet. You just want to reach out and high-five darwin from beyond the grave.

havent had a girlfriend since last october, havent had sex in 4 days.

My best advice for the anons that aren't classified as "the unfuckables"
get girlfriend and have lots and lots of sex
get rid of girlfriend when you no longer suck
find average girl and engage in friends with benefit scenario

you get the sex but not all the stupid shit that comes with the girlfriend

>>4906428
I bet you're a fatass

>>4906475
You sir are correct. Thanks for reminding me.

I've never made intimate contact with a female. It only bothers me right when I'm going to sleep.

>>4906472
>that aren't classified as "the unfuckables"

And for the rest of us?

>>4906475

I bet it totally keeps me from being able to satisfy a woman. Srsly.

>>4906487

y mus u paost liek dat? myspace.com/heartrauma

I haven't been inside a vagina for 20 years.

>>4906469
enjoy ur pregnancy mang. a girl on her period != pregnancy safety net. fucking idiot.

>>4906504
so you admit you're a fatty
interesting

>>4906504

Personal experience talking: it's not that you're unable or incapable of pleasing a woman, it's that they'd rather their vagina shrivel up and fall off than be pleased by you.

>>4906526

I have a wine gut, but my legs and arms are solid. Not really interesting. How are your legs and arms?

>>4906535

Oh man! I'm so burned! *ouch* Guess I'll go back to Facebook.

>>4906510

lol it's the decepticunt myspace

>>4906496
dont know what to tell you im not that great looking myself but i pull average tail and when the planets align like once a year or 2 i pull a 10

I didnt have sex with a girl for over a year and a half and now i have a girlfriend thats pretty damn hot and i bang the fuck out of her daily.

>>4906455
i'm quite happy with my girl just lying there and taking the thrashing i give her, to be honest. feels good, man.

>>4906540
are you seriously trying to say your disgusting gut is okay because you have skinny arms

if anything that makes you look more freakish

No girlfriend in 4 months, no sex in 5. Losing my mind. Back when I had a sex life, I had no morning wood. Now I start each and every day at full mast, brimming to the top with sexual frustration the SECOND I start my day.

Point- Up and at em because I am not getting any.
Counterpoint- Wood from extra testosterone since having that girlfriend made me a pussy.

Guess it aint so bad.

>>4906653
actually you know what, this has all been an experiment to see what a man will do when called "fat". Mostly I wanted to see what would happen if we applied the standard insults for females to a male.

>>4906702

Men will admit it, and women will continue to be lying bitches. This is not news.

>>4905718


wow OP. were bassically on the same level here. broke up in march.. had sex with random a few weeks later. been craving pussy ever since. I think the crave is even worse once youve had pussy before. I used to get laid every 3 days. now im fapping 3 times a day. a least i gots a date friday. :@

I've seen what being in a relationship has put my friends through.

One had a hot as shit petit girl fucking him every morning and usually night during our beachweek. And had her bitching him out like a hurricane about as much as they fucked.
Another used to be with a girl there who had fucked enough Fratfags to be given a toaster by the guy who 'raped' her. Apparently This is awarded to any woman who sleeps with about every brother there. He was torn up watching her being a slut during the week.
Another normally normal guy who could get a fair share of women got emotionally destroyed watching the girl he tried to cozy up to go with another guy.
Of all I've really hung out with on a regular basis I've seen one decent relationship and that's a more traditionally established (Dating without sex for awhile, not giving head until a year into the relationship) one where the girl can be incredibly bossy.

I'm told by said friends that once you have sex you can't live without it. And I know it would be the fox and the grapes to go "sex isn't worth all that headache", but I can't help but at the very least grow complacent at not getting laid in seeing the shitstorms it causes. Oh I want to, but it's not an all consuming need.

haven't had a boyfriend in ever, haven't had sex in ever.

ronery fatty female says hi. :)

>>4906763

If a ronery, fatty dude were to ask you out, you'd shoot him down in a heartbeat.

Fuck you.

i haven't had sex for 20 years and not a girlfriend in that time either so you can stop complaining now

>>4910065
YOU ABSLOTUE MOULDERING CUNT WHY WOULD YOU BUMP THIS?
ARGH TYPOS
FUCK Y'ALL

i havent had a gf in 4 days, i havent had sex in 12 hours

dead serious

haven't had girlfriend in 1 month

sex...never had it

i haven't had a boyfriend since i was 14 (like that even counts)

my sexual experience is limited to kissing, and i have a phobia of saliva and a severe anxiety problem.

if a totally hawt guy with an amazing personality asked me out right now...i would turn him down. i might let him kiss me on the lips, but that's it.

i guess i have no right to complain about being lonely, but it still sucks.