solution: build underground complex. It worked in Austria.

Sell your part to your brother so he can be alone with his wife.

Do you really want to build an entire fucking building yourself?

Just hire a contractor.

depends on the country. You didn't specify yours.

kill your brother

>>4705147
you're either

a. a really good builder

b. you're planning on building a wooden shack/outhouse

Moe's apartment looks pretty cool. I'd live there.

I'm in the US

>>4705185
I'm a cheapfuck. How much does this sort of thing cost? Hopefully it'll be a two story building.

>>4705180
He will be. I'll just be in the backyard.

>>4705196
Then it's probably America, he doesn't know he needs to specify his country as he is blissfully unaware of the existence of any others. Oh the ignorance

That is a really shitty idea OP.
Do it.

>>4705147


You're going to kill yourself if you live in a small depressing hovel like that, unless you literally spend your entire life out in the world and only come home to sleep. Or unless you intend on spending your time in the house and just sleeping in your fucking tent out back.

>>4705399
I'm a simple man of few wants. I'd be more depressed having bigger bills for a bigger home with rooms I don't even use. Also kind of a shut in. Whether it's in a Moe-shack or fancy mansion matters little.

You do need permits for that kind of stuff, visit your city's website or the city hall. Specially if you're thinking of having electricity and plumbing in that small hovel/shack, would it have various rooms, or just one room with bathroom kitchen and bed in the same 4 walls.
If you live in an earthquake zone forget about it.

>>4705498
Thanks, man. I want a bit more than just the Moe-shack(though I wouldn't mind it). So I guess seperate rooms. I remember this one guy I knew a while back, his parents built him a two story building in the backyard. Nothing too fancy, just a kitchen downstairs and bedroom upstairs, with a bathroom somewhere.

Really, really don't do this.

Firstly, you're most likely a lazy neckbeard or really close to it if you're posting on 4chan, and the amount of work needed to build a house that either doesn't suck or won't collapse in on you in a year is astounding. I work in remodeling and we come across horrid chop jobs done by lazy, illiterate Mexicans and rednecks all the time.

Secondly, as far as I know you need to be classified as a specific type of construction worker to build anything. I know that as a contractor/remodeler, we're not allowed to build anything on virgin soil but can practically make a two-story extension to an outhouse.

Thirdly, you will need permits for plumbing, electricity, etc and to get each one you need to be a certified electrician, plumber, etc and, again, given that you've probably never built anything bigger than a bird house in shop class, I'm pretty sure you're going to violate all sorts of safety codes and have to have the thing torn down anyways.

>>4705764
So how much do these fuckers usually cost? Good info BTW.

OP, get one of these.

I'm sure you'll have an equivalent in the US. Its like a tiny motherfuckin house!

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You might as well go all the way and live as a mountain dweller. Become the legendary hermit, the stuff of myths, the setter of quests and the holder of hidden wisdom.
And more importantly, no one will ever bother you, you silly shut-in you.

>>4705941
Does that come with electricity?

Are you trying to make something like the pool house from the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air?

>>4705897
Care for a bit of sauce or some moar, mate?
Anyway, The best advice I can give you is either get instructions and supervising from a decent contractor, or just hire the motherfucker to do it for you.

>>4705974
>>>/rs/freehope

From the 2nd one

goddamnit how about moving out,
seriously living with your brother and his wife is the most pathetic thing ever, everyone's gonna think your a fucking retard. okay they're probably right.

Watch Lars and the Real Girl.

Realise how much of a sadfuck you are for being exactly like him.

Seen a few of these in backyards. I saw one that was practically a shed. And another that was really well made.
Depending on how big the garden is really.
But unless you have the money to get some decent workers it will end up a shit hole.

>>4705999
Your the best mang.
Thanks.
Good luck with this whole thing, hope it turns out alright.
Now to go and fap.

PROTIP: sell the house and split the money with your brother rather than being a creepy fuck and living with him and his wife