No. We are not sinking this low.

Get out.

Yeah we gotta discuss high-brow stuff like if women like to fart

Who are "Jon and Kate" and why should I give pox-mucked whore's cleft about the intricacies of their meaningless lives?

>>4565584

Go fuck yourself, nigger
I have to deal with enough of this bullshit irl

GTFO NAO!!!!!

ITT we pretend we don't watch Jon & Kate

These people are nowhere near as bad as the Duggers. Where's that "VAGINA: It's not a clown car" poster?

>>4565622
>Who are "Jon and Kate"

The biggest 'celebrities' in the US if you judge by the number of covers of entertainment/tabloid magazines they are on.

>>4565646
At least the Duggers have the religious excuse.
The only reason Jon & Kate have so many kids is because Kate's a bitch

I have to agree with the first response. We can not sink that low. We are already overrun by stormfags, camwhores, relationship messes, depressed attention seekers, and trolls. We can not go this low

Uhhhhh.. she is the one that filed for divorce, by the way.


Mootblocks?

I like the one with the glasses.

>>4565650
In my office, we get US Magazine, and they are on the cover/lead story EVERY WEEK.

Actually, I'm pretty positive that Kate filed for the divorce, so Jon didn't really grow balls or anything. I still like him way better, though, Kate is just... fucking loopy. And I'm a woman, so it's not like all girls are going to side with her just because she's "lol sooo strong and assertive!"

>>4565654
Religion is no excuse, and all of their kids are veritable clones. It's really rather creepy.

>>4565655
You're probably right. My apologies.

I'm really sorry it didn't work out for them and I hope they can still have a meaningful relationship with each other in a way that will prevent the children from being too badly affected by all this.

They deserve to be happy.

(those kids are REALLY cute)

OP, please die in a fire

OP, Kate is a bitch. I read an article all about how she's been putting Jon down ever since the twins were born, more so after her second litter.

Both of them are reaping the benefits of having publicity and a reality tv show and exploting their young children. They should be ashamed of themselves for their behavior.

Also he cheated on Kate, good that bitch had it coming.

Is this a reality show? Is that the "octomom" who was on the news and shit, or a different one? Is this just a TV or are those really her kids? Why are they on TV?

>>4565661
Oh... so she is lying too? I was going by clips of her saying she didn't really want to do it.

Maybe she realized it was inevitable and did it so he wouldn't have a chance to grow balls.

>>4565637
>we pretend we don't watch Jon & Kate

Yup, comeon admit you watch, it doesnt make you any less of man.

"Some 9.8 million viewers tuned in to watch the couple discuss their martial problems. Us Weekly has reported Jon had an affair with a 23-year-old teacher, and Kate is "inseparable" from her bodyguard.

To compare: the season finale of Lost attracted less viewers, at 9.2 million"

http://www.usmagazine.com/news/jon-and-kate-premiere-shows-most-watched-episode-ever-2009265

Well, looks like I know what's going to be on the front page of /r9k/ for the rest of today.

Who the fuck are Jon and Kate? Why do you give a shit about them?

Wow, 8 kids to put through therapy. Shits going to be expensive

>>4565689
Enormous attention whores who dragged their children along with them, although without resorting to mind control like the Duggers.

>>4565693
Whatever, TLC is totally going to pay for it.

>>4565678
A different one. This couple has 8 kids through 2 pregnancies (twins and then sextuplets). Octomom has 14 kids, the youngest being octuplets

/r9k/ get any lower?

Your kidding right?

See, notice how when Asian men date or marry white women they get the attractive ones, but when white men go for Asian women they always settle for average or below average women.

saging time
I hope the kids all go into child pornography

>>4565666
not just US Magazine but Entertainment Weekly, People Magazine, InTouch, Star, National Enquirer ...

...if you can't see how this show (which i genuinely haven't seen yet because i'm irish and because i hate loathe and despise reality television in any case and also because y'know 'who gives a fuck eh'), is a searing indictment of western perspective, media and family, becoming as it were a microcosmic view (only in the abstract sense you understand) of how we 21st century cunts go about our lives - then you just plain ain't fit to frolic in this pseudo-scientific showcase we call teh circleje/r9k/.
l2pseudo-intellectual

YES WE CAN SINK THIS LOW!
MOAR IMPORTANTLY - WE MUST!!
IT IS OUR CROSS TO BEAR AS THE INTELLIGENTSIA OF TEH INTERWEBS!!!
FOR IF WE DON'T DEBATE SUCH SUBJECTS EN MASSE, HOW IS ANON MEANT TO KNOW WHAT TO THINK ON THE TOPIC, IF WE DON'T CUM TO A CONCLUSION AND TELL HIM!!1ONE

/CC

steering like a absentee father

also; i think jons a dick for leaving instead of growing some balls, standing up to her and earning her respect and being a fucking father to his children.
jus sayin

>>4565712
Well, to be fair it's usually only really ugly white guys who go for Asian women so I guess it makes sense.

>>4565723
the lead story on Entertainment Tonight, TMZ, Access Hollywood ...

I am not a misygonist or however you spell it. However, I do feel like governments of the west, and in Romania, protect women too much. The woman gets to claim what she is accustomed to, and the man can just sit there paying the rest of his life for being an "asshole" because the woman got a better lawyer to stab him in the back. This is a scenario that happens sometimes. I do not say it happens every time, but it is common.

>>4565730
sdaksdakosda9090239mooblocks

http://revtwt.com/270895

I can honestly say I've never watched an episode of this show once in my life..

>>4565737
etc etc etc ... you really cant escape them for the last 6 months unless you dont care about 'celebrity' news.

At work (grocery store) people talk about them all the time, but I have never seen their show. What is it about?

>>4565745

This is a fucking show?

Holy shit I need to hide this thread.

>>4565679
Kate filed for divorce, not Jon. Although, to be fair, Jon was caught cheating on her.

>>4565747
>What is it about?

A reality show about a married couple who had twins and decided to have moar kids. They then had sextuplets and the show chronicles their daily life.

Have sum MILF upskirts of Kate

>>4565800
upskirts of Kate MILF sum Have

>>4565737
I guess I remember seeing that cover on the stand at the grocery store, but it struck me as just another generic OMG-DRAMA headline exactly like the other dozen there and every single other one I've ever seen, and ignored it. Celebrity "news" is like high school, but with national media coverage.

who cares. brobot should not lower itself to pay attension to this celebrity crap.

>>4565810
>>4565800

Do not want. she is fucking nasty as all hell.

Kate's Press Release
=================
"Over the course of this weekend, Jon's activities have left me no choice but to file legal procedures in order to protect myself and our children," Kate said in a statement Monday night. "While there are reasons why it was appropriate and necessary for me to initiate this proceeding, I do not wish to discuss those reasons at this time, in the hope that all issues will be resolved amicably between Jon and myself. As always, my first priority remains our children.

Jon's Press Release
================
Jon released a statement of his own, claiming his wife was the first to make a legal move. "This afternoon, Kate filed for divorce. Our kids are still my number one priority. I love them and want to make sure they stay happy, healthy and safe. My job is being the best, most supportive and loving father that I can be to my kids, and not being married to Kate doesnt change that."

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20286839,00.html

What the fuck, the last time I heard about this couple was through a website someone linked to show that Asian guys were capabling of fucking white women. I thought it was just a site made by this couple that few visited. I never would have thought it was a show.

And, holy shit, how do people know so much abou it?

sonic furry fans press release
=======================

this is gay shit.

rest of brobot press release
=====================

this is gay shit

Where did it all go wrong? They look like such nice humble people. I wish they were my neighbors.

>>4565856
It all went wrong when Kate opened her mouth

>>4565856

Kate got money hungry and the fame got to her head.

>>4565844
see >>4565681 >>4565723 >>4565730

This isnt exactly a niche show or Jon & Kate arent some obscure unknown people. Moar people watched their premiere episode than watch the "Lost" season finale.

I have a girlfriend, ergo I have seen this show a few times.

Kate is a god damn domineering bitch. Full on, hard core, total bitch.

If I was jon I'd be fucking all the women I could reach. I wouldn't have had kids with her in the first place.

I've not watched this show before...but is the mom's bitchiness that present in the show itself? Or is that just the consensus of the public after processing the facts about the relationship?

>>4565876
No it's pretty obvious.

She yells at jon, yells at the kids, takes off when she's flustered, cuts him off on cam.

BITCH.

>>4565876
Present in the show itself. Any time Kate wasn't off doing something excluding the boys, she was bitching at Jon

>>4565844
>how do people know so much abou it?

You don't need to know anything about a reality show (or any subject) to have an opinion on it, so that you may voice it here.

We're just making this shit up as we go along, donchano?

>>4565835
>nasty as all hell

you wouldnt want to hit this MILF?

Do either of the parents have jobs?

http://tinyurl.com/m5m5gx

this is what you look like if you care about john and kates realtionship retartedness

Good. Hopefully Jon will use his shiny new spine to avoid having more children than he has hours in a day.

>>4565906
So what's your point? I'm quite happy with myself.

>>4565906

But he's kinda cute..if his face wasn't so red..

>>4565896

Oh I'd hit her. With a brick to the face.

>>4565646
>VAGINA: It's not a clown car

>>4565898
Nope. They make all their money from the show, tv appearances, etc. Before the show Jon was an IT analyst. Before the sextuplets Kate was a nurse.

this bear is so cute

>>4565898

He lost the job he had. She runs around the daytime tv show network making money doing appearances and promoting her book or some shit.
he tv network that own their souls pays for everything else.

So the white slut had to have 8 children with... a subhuman?

>>4565924
>car It's not a VAGINA clown

>Kate was like "No I wanna get fertility treatment!"

Was this seriously another result from fertility drugs?

>>4565937
>They make all their money from the show

And it is not a small amount of change. According to news reports, they are worth an estimated $10 Million dollars. You have to remember that just 3 years ago, they are were struggling working family. Now they live in a multi-million dollar house.

>>4565906
Well yeah, the fact that we're neckbeards goes without saying.

Any idea what someone who has opinions on anons who have opinions on john and kates realtionship retartedness(sic)?

I don't.
Because I don't give a fuck about the appearance of sonic fucking furfags, OR their opinions.

>>4565976
They began thinking of having another child and, according to Kate, a biracial infant of a teenage girl became available to adopt while Kate was an obstetrics nurse. They decided not to adopt the baby, but instead returned to fertility treatment. In October 2003, Kate became pregnant again. Five weeks later, (after being hospitalized for over-stimulated ovaries) at the initial ultrasound, the doctor announced that there were six sacs with seven yolks (embryos). According to Kate, this was emotional news for them. The doctor suggested selective reduction, but the couple was strongly against it.

look at the bear. LOOK AT HIM

>>4565746
i can honestly say i never heard of this shit until you came and ruined it for me

fuck you

>>4565976
Yeah. She's right on up there with Octomom, but there's less drama because she at least had a partner and it wasn't 8 kids at once.

>>4565980
>they are worth an estimated $10 Million

"Their combined assets could be as much as $10 million based on their deal with TLC and outside book and promotions deals."

http://www.myfoxphilly.com/dpp/news/local_news/062209_Gosselins_file_divorce_papers

>you really cant escape them for the last 6 months unless you dont care

I only first heard of them last month on /r9k/, then I heard some references on some Youtube videos.

I don't read celebrity news and the only TV shows I watch I download, so I never heard about them in commercials.

If Kate was given the chance to go back in time, she's said she would not have had 8 kids.

Also Kate is a bitch and so is one of the twins, Maddie.

i dont feel bad for the parents, just the kids

>>4566012
>>4565976
Octomom had IVF. Part of the Octomom controversy is that more embryos were inserted than should have been; 6 when the normal for her age is 3.

Jon & Kate didn't set out to have sextuplets, Kate got fertility treatments that accidentally overstimulated her ovaries... then refused to abort some when they found out there were seven embryos.

Both were stupid choices, but I can understand Jon & Kate's choice.

The tattoo on her ankle is shitty.

This show is on TLC?

God fucking damn them.

>>4566040
now their parents are divorced and paparazzi are following their every move.

>>4566039
>Also Kate is a bitch and so is one of the twins, Maddie.
>so is one of the twins

Christ they already had twins.

>>4566071
Isn't it too early to be calling any of the kids a bitch?

>>4566083

Not if the child is female.

SHITTY PROPAGANDA IS SHITTY

MUSLIMS ARE PUMPING OUT BABIES AS ARE HISPANICS

SOON THE WORLD WILL BE MUSLIM AND HISPANIC

SO WHAT HAPPENS? YOU GET SHITTY PROPAGANDA LIKE THIS WHERE WHITE PEOPLE WITH HUEG FAMILIES ARE POPULAR

HOW MUCH U WANNA BET THAT MORE PEOPLE WILL HAVE MORE KIDS BECAUSE OF THIS FUCKING SHOW

THIS IS WHAT WHITE MEDIA EXECUTIVES ACTUALLY BELIEVE

>>4566056
btw

ivf = they put the sperm and eggs together and then put them inside the woman's body

fertility treatments (on the woman) = they make the woman's body able to make eggs.

with ivf you can choose how many embryos to insert
with fertility treatment you don't know how many embryos you'll get

>>4566083

There are six bitches hidden in this picture >>4566040. See if you can spot them all.

>>4566064
The oldest girls look pissed off.

>>4566056
>Octomom had IVF

People confuse what Octomom and Kate had. Octomom has eggs implanted in her (IVF) and Kate had (IUI) treatments. Two completely different things.
Also, Kate was married and both of them were working. While Octomom is a single parent who still lived with her parents and was on welfare.

>>4566101
>MORE PEOPLE WILL HAVE MORE KIDS BECAUSE OF THIS FUCKING SHOW
I would think it would be the opposite. More people will realize that having a lot of kids fucking sucks, and not do it.

Hell, these two people who have a fuckton of money can't even be happy when they have all these kids, how is an average person going to do it...

>>4566112

No shit, look at the little boy to the left of the one on the very right. He's full of wonder and amazement just looking at the world. The girl be all like "uhnn" to you.

moar bearz pleaze. thank you.

>>4566112
They have 6 younger siblings.
If you have even 1 you would understand.

>>4566101
White families should be having moar kids. The reason why the white population is declining is b/c of feminism.

>>4566148
Holy shit, yes. Even one was bad enough.

>>4566059
>This show is on TLC?

Isnt that sad? Moar people care about a shitty reality show on cable than 'Lost;

I am on Team Jon.
i have no tolerance for ball-bustin' shrews like Kate

some more bearz to livein up the mood in this shit.

>>4566180
But Lost is a piece of shit...

>>4566192
>i have no tolerance for ball-bustin' shrews like Kate

That disqualifies you to be on Team Jon, doesn't it? He tolerated the shit out of Kate!

>>4566215
how come that didnt green-text?

The fact that we are all talking about some cunt, her husband and 8 random kids out living somewhere says that the media has successfully indoctrinated us.

>>4566215
>He tolerated the shit out of Kate!

He finally stood up to her, that is why they are divorcing. He wanted some young college girl's ass and he went out/got it.

>>4566215
There was one early episode where he told Kate "Hey, take the stick out." in front of the kids. That was pretty funny.

Last night he admitted he shouldn't have been so passive, though.

OH MY FUCKING GOD. I HAS A MAD NOW!

ALSO I KNOW WHAT I AM GONNA SAY IS RETARDED AND CANT HOLD ITS WEIGHT AMONGST THE REST OF THE THREAD SO IMMA TYPE IN ALL CAPS!

PEOPLE COME IN DIFFERENT COLORS AND ARE HAVING KIDS! BECAUSE THIS SHOW HAS KIDS MOAR PEOPLE WILL HAS KIDS.

I KNOW HOW THE WORLD WORKS. THERE IS A MEDIAS AND A PROPAGANDAS.

SOME SAND NIGGERS ARE CALLED MUSLIMS.

>>4566180
Not sure if troll, but that's supposed to be a meme, where Locke ruins your shit. TLC before = science, technology, history. TLC now = shitty reality television.

>>4566247
Jon got sick of Kate and her constant putdowns of him, so he did want any man would do - he went out and tapped some young college girl's ass.
Pic related.

>>4566326
That's great her brother recorded her and Jon so much, then released it to the media...after he was done jerking off to it.

I was not aware of this show until this summer. Now all I see when I'm going through the channel listing is this show.
So, will the divorce proceedings be part of the show? Will it turn into a court room drama? That I could watch.

YOU GIVE SO MUCH OF A SHIT ABOUT SOME RANDOM COUPLE, WATCHING THEM TAKE CARE OF THEIR KIDS

HOW ABOUT TAKING CARE OF _YOUR_ KIDS, TAKING _THEM_ OUT TO THE FUCKING BALL GAME

HOW ABOUT GIVING MORE OF A SHIT ABOUT _YOUR_ LIFE

THERE IS NOTHING REMARKABLE ABOUT THIS, YOUR LIVES ARE MORE INTERESTING IF YOU ACTUALLY GAVE A FUCK

>>4566373
>HOW ABOUT TAKING CARE OF _YOUR_ KIDS, TAKING _THEM_ OUT TO THE FUCKING BALL GAME

We have kids?

Who the fuck are they? I always see pics of them in tabloids at the market and I have no fucking idea whatsoever of who the fuck are they. Could be related tp the fact that I don't watch TV, I'd guess.

This is real life people, happens everyday, nothing could of saved that marriage. Jon had his mind made up and that was it. They will all survive and they will turn into the next chapter. How fortunate and blessed those kids are to live that comfortable life with all the opportunities. What about all the kids that go through this everyday and have nothing.

>>4566407
You and I have kids?

>>4566373
My life is boring
ball games are boring
I get up, my husband goes to work, I cook and clean, my kids play. Every day.

If my life were interesting I would have a reality show too.

In some ways, I feel bad for both of them.

Kate mostly because Jon never had the balls to speak to her about the issues they were having and so why would you change from being the one who wears the pants when not being told otherwise and I feel bad for Jon because he did get treated like shit from time to time. He quit his job 2 years ago to help raise the kids so he deserved just as much say in decisions regarding them instead of Kate ruling the roost.

In the end I think it probably all could have been resolved with marriage counseling.

>>4565733

lol Romania

Fame = Money
Money = Moar Options

If they were still a middle class family living paycheck-by-paycheck, they would have stuck together. But now they have money, they can afford to divorce and live comfortably in their own separate lives.

haapy birfday

In court they're both going to try to give up custody.

>>4566623
party cakes

/r9k/ - hollywood buzz

Last nights episode showed is that Jon has no desire to try to get things back on track with his wife. Which isnt surprising since he has gotten a taste of young girl flesh.
He's wearing the stupid fractured skull t-shirt and the diamond earrings. Now he's pricing apartments at Trump Towers. He's thinking he's a star with some real amazing talent instead of riding the fame of his kids.

>>4566692
Does the show air nightly? I mean, daily new episodes?

>>4566871
Mondays are new episodes
Tonight TLC is re-airing last night's episode

they were so cute when they were younger

>>4567325
how they have changed ....

>>4567329
Jon and Kate Plus 8 - How They Met
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TU-R0R9PZR8

>>4567325
When Jon was younger - he was slim and had hair - he looked asian.
Now Jon is older - he is fat, losing his hair, and looking haggard - he looks white.
Coincidence ... i think not.

Is it bad I've never heard of these people till this thread?

>>4567325
Happier looking, too..

So, some bitch snared a spineless man, made a heap of kids, whored her family out and is now cutting and running?

What a cunt.

>>4567495
"Monday's breakup episode of TLC's "Jon & Kate Plus 8" was the most-watched episode of the show ever with 10.6 million viewers.
That's an enormous number for a basic cable reality show and even beats the recent record-setting fifth season premiere (which clocked 9.8 million viewers). Last night's episode was also watched by more viewers than any other program on broadcast (including CBS/NBC/FOX/ABC) last night. "

http://www.thrfeed.com/2009/06/tlc-jon-kate-divorce-ratings.html

>>4566633
and park benches

>>4567946
so apparently nobody does want to see a happy family

we have five girls growing up with daddy issues...

>>4567495
Nope, probably pretty good.

Why do does Amerikka love this couple and their mixed kids so much?

>>4568090
LOL CUZ THEIRS ATE OF THEM!!!

This fucking show is trash and I'm tired of hearing about these faggots and their mistakes of children. I wish they would just die. American here.

>>4568101

America here, this country is full of shit, and it's a piece of crap.

it's funny how every chick in an interracial relationship has that dumb bitches haircut. it's probably the easiest way to spot a chick that fucks dudes out of her race.

My brothers wife loves this show and the Duggers. I think shows like these are sick and actually promote the idea of irresponsibly having far too many kids to many idiot vaginas out there. The Duggers are even worse though since they actively try to destroy any individuality or critical thinking in their millions of children. The only times I have had the displeasure of seeing these shows has been when I went over to my brothers house. When these shows get taken off the air it will be a glorious day for humanity

>>4568210
is your brother a fag? cause only girls watch this shit.

moot

>>4568222
>My brothers wife loves this show and the Duggers.

Its his wife who love em, he is an atheist who thinks its silly, but you know, being married means compromise. lately she is all butt hurt because she is preggo and isnt too excited about it. Im sure he will warm up to it, but man he should have never done it if he wasnt all for it I think. Me personally, I will never have a kid, fuck those parasites

>>4568222
Do know how girls dont watch porn? ... Well watching Jon & Kate with all the drama/babies is their equivalent of porn to them.

Aiden is god tier

I am a man, I enjoy Jon & Kate Plus Eight. I am sad that it is now going to end. That is all.

>>4568198
You mean the backwards mullet?

Since John & Kate are dunzo, we need a new Jon & Kate. I nominate this couple :

>>4569074
couple I : nominate this

>>4569090
this : couple I nominate

>>4568350
Uh dude, girls watch porn. They just don't mention it as much because people like you go "oh, haha, girls can't watch porn."

>>4569102
nominate this : couple I

>>4569126
this nominate : I couple

>>4569132
this : I couple nominate