Ex-friend (4:44:33 PM): "me", as much fun as it is to try to be a douche to me
Ex-friend (4:44:42 PM): that is overboard
Me (4:44:53 PM): "ex-friend", shut the fuck up
Ex-friend (4:44:55 PM): if you don't agree, fine
Ex-friend (4:45:05 PM): but i'm going to have to cut you off
Me (4:45:07 PM): since when is 4chan overboard?
Ex-friend (4:45:15 PM): this isn't open for debate
Ex-friend (4:45:24 PM): either you act like an adult and accept my request
Ex-friend (4:45:32 PM): or i could give a shit
Me (4:45:37 PM): hahaha
Ex-friend (4:45:38 PM): about having you as a friend
Ex-friend (4:45:48 PM): this is an ultimatum
Me (4:45:54 PM): i don't like it
Ex-friend (4:46:14 PM): yet again, i must inform you, this isn't up for debate
Ex-friend (4:46:32 PM): i enjoy your antics
Ex-friend (4:46:40 PM): but that was out of my comfort zone
Ex-friend (4:46:50 PM): especially seeing as i could have never even known
Me (4:47:07 PM): what's in your comfort zone?
Ex-friend (4:47:27 PM): you're an intelligent guy
Ex-friend (4:47:31 PM): you could have figured it out
Me (4:47:48 PM): as intelligent as I am it is hard to know what you think
Me (4:48:03 PM): why is 4chan so far outside your comfort zone?
Ex-friend (4:48:24 PM): it doesn't sit well with me that my purpose in this situation was as a joke
Ex-friend (4:48:39 PM): for people that i didn't even know
Me (4:48:50 PM): so it would be fine if it was for people you knew?
Ex-friend (4:48:54 PM): no
Me (4:49:16 PM): you just don't like the joke aspect?
Ex-friend (4:49:18 PM): now answer this truthfully:
Ex-friend (4:49:38 PM): will you stop doing things like that
Ex-friend (4:49:54 PM): a lot is riding on this response
Ex-friend (4:52:31 PM): okay you've run out of time
Me (4:52:38 PM): I don't think we can be friends
Ex-friend (4:52:43 PM): cool
Me (4:52:52 PM):
Ex-friend signed off at 4:52:55 PM.
Ex-friend is offline and will receive your IMs when signing back in.

your friend is a pretty smart guy. It's too bad you lost him/her forever.

Nah, your friend is just a huge douchebag.

congratulations! you've reached troll status! you really believe that making people angry out of your own enjoyment is worth losing all of your friends and becoming a filithy slob that is known as the 4chan troll. enjoy pissing off random people on 4chan everyday for the rest of your years and actually thinking that any of them give a shit

Hmm, I wonder why he wouldn't want his picture posted on 4chan.
This surely requires a great deal of thought.
HMMMMM...

Let me guess: your friend is a girl you have a crush on, and since she friend-zoned you you are being a little bitch about it?

Nice move, bitch.

post moar of him so we can laugh at this douchebag

mbwhat kind of picture was it? your "friend" seems pretty butthurt over nothing.

also, nobody who would give you an ultimatum like that was your friend in the first place.

you're both giant faggots I hope you die motherfucker

>>4527963

>NOBODY WHO WOULD NOT LIKE HAVING THEIR PICTURE POSTED ON 4CHAN WITHOUT THEIR KNOWING ISN'T YOUR FRIEND.

somemorrrrr

if you can't respect your friends wishes in a simple matter like the online world of srs 4chan

how can he trust you on ANYTHING in the real world. your ex-friend is smart

I think you just didn't want to look like a bitch and do what your friend told you. I think you thought that by respecting his wishes he would gain dominance over you this time and every time in the future

that's the only reason that could exist

>>4527974
No, just nobody who would act that butthurt about it. Pretty much any time someone says "this is not up for debate" they are being a douche. It's like, if it isn't up for debate, why should he change his mind any more than you should yours, you whiny bitch? Perhaps OP would have responded more kindly if reason entered into it.

>>4527995
No, he's kind of always the butt of our group anyway. I don't think I'll ever see him after June, save for Christmas break?

>>4527903
>>4527908
Sure is underage b& here. How old are you, 15?

gfb2/b/

where are you getting the pics from? social networking profile? why do you have his pics saved on your computer? you're both retards either way.

>>4528011
I don't know, he's like 22. I'm 20.

>>4528016
Pics saved months ago from his social networking site so I could poast them to 4chan! :)

Here's a little friendship and/or parenting tip for everyone: "Because I said so" is never a good reason to do what you say. It just makes people doubt you have a good reason for your requests. If you can't justify it by anything other than manipulation ("you'd do it if you loved me" or "we won't be friends anymore if you don't") it isn't worth pushing the issue.

>>4528008

Hey OP, keep posting if you have more pictures.

Post 'till you drop. Your friend deserves it

>>4528024

So you got them from somewhere he put them in a public online place. Yea, he's a butthurt fag.

You don't have friends, anyway. Enjoy stealing and posting pics of total strangers.

>>4527995
>>You cannot kill my child with a steak knife. This is not up for debate.

WHAT A TOTAL FUCKING DOUCHE. GOD.

Who cares how they tried to get you to stop?
It's common knowledge that most people don't want their pics posted on the internet without consent.

Your friend didn't like you anyway and you're an immature child.

>>4528018

Also post his name, location, phone number, etc.

Everything from his Facebook profile.

You know the drill.

>>4528029
posting a friend's pics on 4chan doesn't go without saying?

Hey, "Ex-Friend," if you are watching this thread, post this faggots pics and dox.

>>4528046

I often wonder, do you faggots use straw man arguments on purpose, or are you too stupid to know better?

>>4528068

Get the fuck out you white-knight.

Faggots like you are the bane of 4chan.

Oh fuck yea, look at that pose.

>>4527993

I was going to say something on the matter, but it looks like you suplexed the words right out of my mouth. Was this really worth losing your friendship over, OP?

>>4528029

Not all subjects can be so open. There are some that are just plain personal. I can completely sympathise with OP's friend, because.. well.. the least he could have done was ask. It's the same as using someone's stuff without asking first. It's just disrespectful, and when you use a persons image - their IDENTITY - as a joke.. it's over the line. OP's request was very simple, and made sense, the kind of sense that one would get if they took their heads out of their asses and noticed the sheer creepiness/disrespect of such an act.

Would you want your friend using pictures of you, for ANY reason, without your express consent? No? Then what's confusing you, OP?

>>4528084
oh come on OP, if you are going to post his, why can't he post yours plus a little extra?

fair is fair right

>>4528089


>>OP's friend's request was very simple

Fixed.

>>4528089
Nothing confusing me. My qualm was tongue-in-cheek. I just find it funny his ultimatum. And jesus christ, I really could care less about his friendship. I see him like 5 days out of the year.

>>4528046
If your friend wants to kill your son with a steak knife and doesn't understand why you're against it, maybe indignation isn't the right approach to get what you want. "This is not up for debate" in that situation somehow manages to be bad parenting in a friendship setting, so you fail ultra-hard.

>>4528107
He doesn't even use 4chan.

>>4527903
>>4527903
>>4527903

Fuck all these faggots OP i think that shit is rich and gold.

>>4528089
gtfo of here, common sense, /r9k/ doesn't want you here on a Friday night

>>4528089

You're a fucking faggot, 'OH NO THEY USED PICTURES OF ME ON THE INTERNET WHAT THE FUCK AM I GOING TO DO WITH MY LIFE NOW?' If this is seriously the worst thing that's happened to you recently you're in for a huge fucking surprise when mommy and daddy kick you out and you have to earn your own fucking living. Shit is absolutely pathetic.

post nudes and i won't sage

>>4528118
so the op shouldn't be reasoned with, he should just be either attacked or left to go about his business of posting an identity on 4chan?

Holy shit, OP.

You're a tremendous faggot.

I don't think I could hate you any harder unless you were a furry.

You posted pics.
He asked you to stop.
You didn't.
Hurrr the douchebag is hard to find. Also, it seems like you did this shit a lot.

>>4528089
If I had a reason for not wanting my pics on 4chan, I'd share it with my friends. Honestly, though, when is it ever going to matter that a handful of basement-dwellers have seen my face online?

A "what would you do if it happened to you?" scenario isn't really convincing when I've already laid out a plan for how to act in the situation that doesn't involve being an ultimatum shoving douche.

>>4527951
>>4527950
>>4527946
>>4527928

Samefag friend in question, i laugh at your pathetic problems. Both of you, now fuck off and gtfo

>>4528132

You're a very poor troll, and it's very stupid of you to assume I'm anything like what you described me as. Second of all, is faggot the only insult you kids today can think of? Whatever happened to originality? I can think of ten different insults that trump faggot, right off the top of my head. I'm not really bothered by your comment, but by your unoriginality.

I live by myself and eek out the tiniest bit of a living. I've had to eat crackers for dinner many many times. I regret moving out so soon.

I've never sent a single one of my pictures to anyone online. Ever. This would be why. My analogy was very descrptive. It's the same as someone using your computer without them telling you. It's yours, isn't it? They should at least ask before doing it.

>>4528152
That's the exact opposite of what I was saying, but seems to be the path chosen by "Ex-friend".

Oh, another note for people: you know the saying "don't ask questions if you don't [know/like] the answers"? There's a corollary to that, "Don't threaten the end of a friendship if you don't know how much your friend actually values you".

>>4528186
you speak as if the op has any human worth whatsoever

>>4527946
you feel like you just trolled yourself...

Samefag OP calling his "ex-friend" a douchebag.


Get lost, faggot. No one cares about your shitty middle school friendship.

"LOLOLO ex friend i put u on 4chan cuz i am legion lol"

friendless cunt.

>>4528184

How exactly does the fact you eat crackers or whatever every day because you're a poorfag make this situation not completely fine? If you don't want pictures spread on the internet, maybe you shouldn't let people take pictures of you. This kid is just being a whiney faggot bitch who, much like a woman, absolutely has to have something to bitch about or their entire world will crumble around them.

As I said, 'LOL U POST MY PICS ON THE INTERNET OMG CLALING THE COPS' type of reaction like ops 'friend' had, is the kind of reaction a beta punk bitch would have. Who gives a shit? It's a picture.

>>4528227
He does. Trolling fat aspie retards seems a worthy cause to me.

OP, DELETE YOUR SHITTY THREAD.


Get off 4chan, kid. We don't think you're funny, we don't think you're cool. The only douchebag is you. You will never have friends because you're stupid.

>>4528130

That made my night!

>>4528170

I never said that the OP's friend handled the situation correctly, only that it's understandable why the OP's friend would be bothered by it, and that it was pretty obvious what their problem with OP was. Granted, making an ultimatum only makes things worse. It makes the person in question feel trapped and agressive. They should have explained why.. but then again, the answer should have already been apparent.

>>4528232
misogyny, homophobia, tripfag

That's how you troll, folks. That is how you troll.

>>4528232

You said that this has happened to me. It hasn't. You said I live with my parents. I don't. The crackers bit was implying that there have been worse things that have happened to me. That's why your description of me is waaay off course.

Also, once again, it's not the picture posting that I believe really bothers OP's friend, it's the fact he didn't at least ask before posting them. It's just common respect and courtesy to ask someone before using something of theirs.

Do you do this to all of your friends, OP?
Do you always try to talk shit about them behind their backs?
You posted pics of them without them knowing and now you made a baww thread about him.
You must be some kind of super, spineless faggot. If you really don't like the ultimatum shit he did then the next time you see him, just go outside and fight him until one of you gets knocked out. Don't start shit with people if you're too pussy to fight them.

>>4528267
Then I think the source of our disagreement is just a slightly different view on the situation. I don't see what the OP did as as big a deal as you seem to, and I think you believe OP started it, whereas I get the feeling his Ex-friend is a bit of a douche in real life, as well, so who cares if he gets what's coming to him.

Of course, I may have just been won over with "I do, since I'm the one posting them"

"Ex-friend" is a douche for returning disrespect with disrespect and expecting a favourable outcome and it would seem to me that he just wanted to get rid of you, OP. Like someone else said, "because I said so" is a shitty reason for anything, and if "ex-friend" really valued OP he could at least explain his reasoning and then say that those reason aren't up for discussion. And for the record, posting someone's picture online is absolutely nothing like killing someone's child and you'd have to be retarded to really consider that analogy of any worth.

That being said, OP is a douche to think he garnered any praise for his behavior in the situation.

>>4528303

>It's just common respect and courtesy to ask someone before using something of theirs.

It's also common respect and courtesy to not cheat on your boyfriend/girlfriend yet it happens all the time, and women never get in trouble for it. They get cheers for being an 'empowered womyn' I think the main issue you're having with this guy is he's a male who is comfortable with his own manliness, he does what he wants, doesn't give a shit what punk faggots like yourself think, and he can sleep easy at night knowing he's his own man. I bet that fucking terrifies you, that a white man with a spine still exists today? Doesnt it? I bet you're a tranny symp/jew symp too, fucking piece of shit.

>>4528296

Dont sage me bro

Who the fuck is this incredibly butthurt sagefag who keeps bashing OP? Is it the "ex-friend"?

>>4528308

First of all, I applaud you for not taking what I said as a personal attack on you, simply because my opinion differs from yours. Thanks for not being an angry nerd! Anyway, I don't take it as serious as I might seem, I'm only sympathizing with his friend. It's just dickish in general to use something that doesn't belong to you without asking first, even if you're just doing something mundane, like borrowing a quarter for the laundry, or wanting to use the bathroom. You ask first before using something that doesn't belong to you, that's just first grade stuff. As I said, OP's friend definitely could have handled it better, but I still think OP was being a severe child over not respecting their wishes.

All in all..

(to OP) If you asked someone to stop doing something, you'd want them to do it. Stop using things that don't belong to you, and if you absolutely must, then at least ASK before doing it. Give respect before expecting respect.

(to OP's Friend) If they ask why, tell them. You can't just expect people to comply with your wishes if you don't explain why. Some people, like OP, just aren't like you. They aren't as.. quick to read people as others. They need to be explained to before they do anything.

That's everything I think about this whole situation. That's a lot to read, so I don't mind if you choose not to read.

>>4528346
y u get so butthurt over a sage brobot?
:3
sagesagesage
delicious

>>It's also common respect and courtesy to not cheat on your boyfriend/girlfriend yet it happens all the time, and women never get in trouble for it.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON /r9k/ IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE YOU FUCKING HUMONGOUS MORON

HOLY FUCKING SHIT I CANNOT EXPRESS IN WORDS HOW STUPID YOU ARE

HRIHGIHGHIHRHHGHHGHG

THERE ARE NO WORDS, SEE?

>>4528401

Sure is woman who was attacked by fat neckbeards on the internet for cheating, while her 'girlfriends' applauded her for being able to spread her legs, leading to a conflict of emotions that has exploded in a hot steamy pile of sage in here.

>>4528401
>HOLY FUCKING SHIT I CANNOT EXPRESS IN WORDS HOW STUPID YOU ARE

"You are very stupid." There you go, I bet that will eat at him.

>>4528340

Cheating is childish and disrespectful as well, and should not be done, no matter what the sex. If you have a beef with someone, you talk it out instead of being inconsiderate of others feelings. Being a complete asshole towards others serves you now, because it'll make you feel like the shit... for a few years. I promise you won't have real friends, a girlfriend, and probably not even a real job if you don't start acting like an adult. You basically said in the first line, "well, killing people is wrong, but it still happens." This is completely irrelevant. It does not explain anything, excuse anything, or have any bearing on any side of the arguement. Why on earth you bruoght it up is beyond me.

Crass insults do not a good arguement make.

op is a D!CK! dont be a dick op it is not kool.
and your friend is a pussy, but i dont blame him, what type of fag post pic of a nother guy? OP iS NOW A HOMO!
carry on

>>4528423
Nobody likes you. Go away plox.

>>4528464

>I promise you won't have real friends, a girlfriend, and probably not even a real job if you don't start acting like an adult.

Well first, friends, I've got a few of those. I've lost a few more being the person I am, completely honest and truthful in all ways no matter the consiquences. As for a girlfriend, if I ever find an intelligent woman I'll marry her, but at this point our modern age society an intelligent woman is probably about as unlikely to be found as would the Reich rising from the dust to perfect the earth. Lastly, I don't need a 'real job' I run a book importation company that rips off young college kids by buying filthy low (overseas text books printed around 4-5$ with shipping in bulk) and turning around to sell them for 100-140$. Enjoy your suit, tie, and cubicle, faggot.

>>4528488

If Josh was at least respectful with his arguement, I would be embracing his side of the debate. However, since he's insistant on being a child (a.k.a. a troll) over the matter, then I'll have to agree.

>>4528512

Ok ok ok, that made me smile. I get it already! You'er not serious! I assumed you weren't before, but.. well, before it wasn't quite so obvious. Now it's so screamingly obvious, that I actually laughed! Good one! You're a successful troll!

KENNEDY BLOXXXX

Went to a party
I danced all night
I drank 16 beers
And I started up a fight

But now I am jaded
You're out of luck
I'm rolling down the stairs
Too drunk to fuck

Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk, to fuck
I'm too drunk, too drunk, too drunk
To fuck

I like your stories
I love your gun
Shooting out truck tires
Sounds like loads and loads of fun

But in my room
Wish you were dead
You ball like the baby
In Eraserhead

Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk, to fuck
It's all I need right now
Too drunk to fuck

Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk, to fuck
I'm sick soft gooey and cold
Too drunk to fuck

I'm about to drop
My head's a mess
The only salvation is
I'll never see you again

You give me head
It makes it worse
Take out your fuckin' retainer
Put it in your purse

I'm too drunk to fuck
You're to drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
It's all I need right now Oh baby
I'm melting like an ice cream bar
Oh baby

And now I got diarrhea
Too drunk to fuck
Yeah, Yeah
Yeah, Yeah
Yeah, Yeah
Oooohhh

>>4528548

P.S. I consider a successful troll, a troll that leaves you guessing if they're for real. The kind that goes, "is this person REALLY that stupid... or... are they just trolling?" and then leave the smart people a nice hint that makes them go, "OHHHHHH!!!" and makes them feel like idiots for not seeing it.

Wow....

Just wow /r9k/....

>>4528580

PS I just wanted you to know.

I suck toes, you down?

>>4528602

Nah, I'm not into footplay, which is one of the few things I'm NOT into. Still, thanks for making me laugh, as well as feel rather stupid for not seeing it all! SERIOUSLY!

Newfags. This is a REAL troll. There comes a time in the trolling escapade, when you MUST leave a subtle hint that you weren't serious, otherwise you'll just look like an idiot permanently, and nothing really gets accomplished. You'll be over there thinkking, "WOW! I'm so good at making people mad!" until you realize, "Wait... they'll never know how stupid they are... jeez, what's the POINT of all this?" and suddenly, trolling is put away in that little box of things you grew out of, just like Hobbes.

>>4528630

I didnt read anything you posted after


>Nah, I'm not into footplay, which is one of the few things I'm NOT into.

Continue.

>>4528643

There wasn't anything after that, other than some ore asskissery, that was directed at you, so it's ok.

>>4528652

robotcockblockXxXJewKillerxXx

So what are you wearing?

i came, i saw, i saged. this is my first sage. fuck this idiot/troll (thread).

>>4528664

Awful quick of you to assume I'm female, isn't it? In any case, your assumption is correct.. and I'm wearing a pajama top and panties, with nothing else. THe air conditioning costs money, and I can't run it at night, so it leaves me very very ververyvery uncomfortable with very much on. I'd be completely nude if it weren't for the kitten in my lap..

>>4528697

I saw completely nude somewhere in that post.

JACKPOT

>>4528707

But I'm not nude! I'M NOT!! I'm not even half naked! I've got an adorable kitten in my lap, so I can't be completely naked or it'll be very creepy and awkward!

>>4528737

TROLL SIGHTED ALL HANDS CRASH DIVEU~

Op thought he was trolling his friend but in reality all he trolled was him self.

>>4528697

Also get on rizon IRC (irc.rizon.net) and troll fags in #/a/ by posting /r9k/ links, I can't do this alone.

>>4528760

But I'm not a troll! I'm serious! I'm - wait... oh you RASCAL! Anyway, yeah, it's really hot in here. It's like, 98 degrees or something.. the fan's just blowing hot air at me. The only reason it's on is because still, quiet air makes me feel lightheaded and nautious.

>>4528796

I grew out of trolling, hence my reference way up there. It got boring.. plus I had nobody to troll with me.

you are a fucking slack friend and an asshole, OP
if i were him i'd punch you in and around the facial area

>>4528836

>It got boring.. plus I had nobody to troll with me.

>nobody to troll with me.

>me asking you to participate in troll

SURE IS COOL LOGIC IN HERE.

>>4528029
That is some sage advice. I will save it for further reference.

>>4528856

No no, you misunderstood. I stopped trolling beccause of a few reasons, and I was naming one. I also stopped because it got boring, as I said. Another reason is because, frankly, I find it very childish these days. I was trolling about... 4 years ago. I was 18 or 19, somewhere around there. It just stopped being fun when I realized just how stupid it was ni the end.. but that doesn't mean I can't appreciate it when a good troll manages to hoodwink me, and several other people.

Also, it's hard for me to say anything without saying A LOT of anything.. at least online. IRL I'm so quiet you wouldn't notice me if my hair were on fire.

>>4528905

Sure is a lot of text to say 'I don't have fun on the internet because I'm too old to have fun.' Dont you think?

No, they realIy don't.

>>4528926

As I said, online, I just can't hold back. I end up gushing and rambling over whatever I'm saying, and I don't even notice I'm doing it until I've finished typing.

I wasn't saying I'm too old for fun, only that that type of fun doesn't appeal to me in the same way that cartoons and action figures aren't appealing to me. I just realized how childish it was, and it lost its appeal.

I'm trying a new thing; posting in sections. It makes it more easy to digest, don't you think?

I guess the reason why I type so much at once is because I'm so greatly repressed IRL. Once I actually have the opportunity to talk, it's hard to stop talking.


(tl;dr) = I think trolling is childish, and I'm an online blabbermouth.

>>4528984

>I guess the reason why I type so much at once is because I'm so greatly repressed IRL. Once I actually have the opportunity to talk, it's hard to stop talking.

Why exactly do you find yourself repressed in real life?

oh how surprising, the friend is the douche in the pics.

i honestly would not care if someone posted every picture i have ever been in on 4chan. ex-friend was a fucking pussy.

>>4529009

Because when I was young, my entire family would yell at me if I interrupted anything they said, so in the end, I became scared of talking AT ALL. If I don't talk, I don't interrupt anything, y'know?

He's not that bad looking, I'd fuck his beard. :)

>>4529042

I see, have you confronted your family with the fact that they're all insufferable faggots that you cannot stand, and let them know that the blame of your inability to interact socially in dynamic group situations is their fault? I think it's time for you to push it to the limit; to walk along the razors edge, don't stop now you've gotta keep your head or you'll be finished, As it were.

I really hope I won't meet people like OP in real life.

You're a fucking douche.