>>4526038
I swim

>Or be like this guy.

Heck I'd be if my parents every bought me all that stuff

but people aren't very interesting.

>>4526038

My excuse is having better things to do. Like reading on Wikipedia, fapping and watching Seinfeld reruns.

By not going outside or having any 'social' friends I am one of the most liked students at my school, and not because I'm disabled.

Niggers worked out for hundreds of years. That got them a lot of things, like... oh wait.

I have a herniated disk and a desk job. Shit sucks, but at least I'm still slender. Just no muscle under my skin.

Hey, chris chan went out to get a drink with a guy from 4chan and his girlfriend, he's doing pretty well.

Well, except for the part about how everyone is laughing at him in the video...

OP, here's a question for you.

Before you do these activities daily, ever thought about DOING SOMETHING FUN?

You gigantous fucking piece of shit, spare me of your advice faggot. I'll continue to do whatever the fuck I want, die at 40 and see hookers.

I was getting thin.
Then I found a fantastic girlfriend. Our personalities mesh perfectly, and she's smoking hot.

And she loves to cook for me, so I'm fat again.

I don't enjoy it. That's my excuse.

Stop making me do things I don't want to do. I already spend 40 hours a week working just to keep a roof over my head and food in my stomach. Can't you just leave. me. alone.

God, I swear, as soon as society is done breathing down your neck on how to behave you'll have about 3 minutes of time left for yourself. Fuck off and let me be.

I don't want to look attractive. I do not care about my body. I also am bereft of social anxiety.

Pic related; I think I'm doing a good job of my first statement.

Let me boil down OP's advice for you all.

Go outside, do things you don't want to do, embarrass yourself repeatedly.

NO!, Don't do things you want to do, that won't get you women!

Honestly guys, you have to have a hobby, is all. Even if it's video games, go to an arcade. Just go somewhere to practice your hobby that isn't a friends house. You'll meet likeminded people, and that is truly what is best in life.

>>4526080
>>Like reading on Wikipedia, fapping and watching Seinfeld reruns.
>>better things

Working out releases endorphins when you do it right. Stops being a chore, starts being fun.

Our bodies will not be suited to sitting in front of a PC with no exercise for another million years, even if our economy already has. In the meantime, we gotta supplement with a gym membership.

>>4526038 mootblock
I would like to clarify something right now:

Christian Weston Chandler is not a follower of Christ (Christian), even though he tries to claim otherwise.

Matthew 7:21 proves this point.

Pic related.

>>4526144

Likeminded people. Are you some kind of Christian faggot or any other type of imbecile which isn't capable of supporting his own views? THAT's the type of person that seeks, 'likeminded' people.

I've lost 20 pounds in the last 2 months and I went to the park today!

>>4526137

Tbh, I don't think you're unattractive. But then again, I'm a man - and I think you look a lot like a woman. Can't say why, you just do.

>>4526164
So find your local pokemon cards club and become a gym leader so you can boss little kids around.

>>4526162
ACDC! I thought you were leaving the internet forever because we disgusted you. Changed your mind?

>>4526152

No, walking outside in the heat with nothing to do and discussing with people you don't even want to do anything with but ENGAGE in a 5 minute sexual contact, is a far better schedule.

>>4526162
Saying it doesn't make it true.

Post proof.

AUTISTIC DICK

I fucking hate you people who encourage the basement dwellers to become 'normal'. I come here in order to laugh at them. Without them, this place would be ruined!

My grandfather, who was a skinny, hardened farmer who worked 10 hours a day outside for 50 years once told me "The only happy people are the ones you don't know very well."

My point is, no one is happy my good troll. That fit skinny guy with a better job than you and a hot wife and 2.5 kids...yeh, he's likely miserable too. You are just to absorbed in your own misery to notice.

>>4526137
Don't give yourself too much credit. Genetics did most of the work.

/fit/izen here. i do work out, and eat healthy. 2 years ago, i was a fatass. now i've come so far that i'm actually trying to PUT ON weight (in muscle of course) instead of trying to lose it.

feels good man.

>>4526038

Yeh, really the dude in the OP looks pretty happy to me.

And all he had to do was be born with a brain defect.

Beats working out.

I already exercise

It's the eating part that's hard, I need to gain weight and eating is such a chore. Might just do the GOMAD diet one of these days

>>4526205
Yep, shit's easy. No negative maintenance required.

>>4526199

I'm happy. Mootblox0rs.

>>4526252

Maybe you are at this moment, but then again, I don't know you very well.

>>4526137

You look like a dorky 6th grade girl.

>>4526260

That's deep man. Bryce Dallas Howard to you.

I can't stomach exercise. I am fairly good looking, I'd be really good looking if I lost weight, but I can't, I just can't put myself through the pain of working out.

My dream is to meet my Chinese waifu, I want to take walks at the beach with her, holding her hands, and kiss her. The only thing that would matter would be us together. I would be so happy...

I would then leave 4chan 4ever. And if i ever come across it sometime. I would laugh at all the delusioned people writing stupid opinions. You know if you are isolated alot, your brain goes Cookoo and you get strange ideas.

Too bad im really isolated, it's a national day thingy today and im all alone. Noone calling me, i got like one friend IRL. Soooo lonelyyyyyy =,(

Seriously Im ranting but one of my points are, If you are popular, its easy becomming more popular. But if you got nothing, YOU CANT EARN ANYTHING.
It's like betting with no money.

You gotta work the ladder. Guys, im trying to change, but still =/
I do work out now, lost 7 KG on a couple of months, im trying to get juicy abs. I mean guys, THATS THE LEAST YOU CAN DO.

Lurking even more on 4chan and getting fatter will fuck you up, atleast if you train, try to look handsome, you have a bigger chance to get out of this.

Don't give up guys, I know it might be your selfdefence mechanism that says you are fine over how things are, but it's truly not. Keep fighting, become the best you can be.

Talk with the girls in your class, "Nike- Just do it"
thats what a online friend told me. I listened to him, I was really socially awkward, but guess what, I got closer to her. We speak during class and breaks.

Of course Im not hanging with her on our spare time, haven't reached that step yet. But atleast, I have someone to talk with...

Dont give up guys, keep fighting. One day we might reach heaven on earth.

>>4526375
I don't want to 'get out of this'. In my opinion, it's the sign of a weak mind to strive for self-improvement. I like to think I no longer care whether I'm fat or thin or good looking and just live for living's sake.

lawl. I haven't had any serious exercise in half a year. effort is for fags.

>>4526283
SERIOUSLY!

Shave the beard, add some unflattering glasses and a cardigan with ugly pastel flowers embroidered on it and you have the face of preteen social insecurity.

Where do you go though? Its easy to say "Go outside". Where the fuck to?

>>4526375
Swedefag? Midsommar?

If you think you can counter your social anxiety with building a more attractive body you must be very stupid. Whatever, keeop believing in the religion of shallowness of yours.

>>4526405
thats why you look like shit

>>4526455

What you in to? There are clubs for loads of geeky shit these days, you can go along and meet new semi social inept people who you can get along with. My housemate goes along to sci-fi and astronomy clubs and we all do poker as a social thing (not geeky but meh)

or you can just say fuck it and do something crazy like join something you never normally would, 3 years ago I joined a tae kwon do club and now I'm a high ranking belt and know loads of people through it, in fact I'm living with 2 members next year (hopefully... if the contact comes in)

ITT: We conclude that Chris Chan's happiness is higher than a rich, depressed CEO's happiness

And we might be right.

I live in the middle of bum fuck nowhere bro...

there is no where to go. hell there are barely any people around...

I lost my virginity about a year ago I am grateful with that much.

>>4526640
What's the point in going out and hanging out with other geeky guys, you can do that online and it's less embarrassing. Most of us don't need more guys to play games with (and with the decline of split screen and coop, you can't really play with real friends in the same room as much anymore).

The only thing is girls, so the real question is where do you meet girls. But pretty girls won't be into even decent looking guys like us since we somewhat awkward to be around, and are not assertive and cool and would bore them, so it's not really worth trying.

>>4526775

Sci-fi club has like 60/40 male/female ratio I hear...hint hint...

For me, it's not just a case of not being able to meet people. It's a case of not being able to connect with people. I can join lots of groups and try lots of different things but I just can't make friends because I don't gel with people. I'd like to have friends but I think I'm just a loner by nature.

someone needs to shop a juggernaut outfit on OP's pic

My excuse? I'm depressed because I'm in love with Kat except she's taken.

myspace.com/aubiscuit

Fuck you, OP. I work out. I lift a few days a week and do cardio whenever I have time.

I look and feel exactly the same as when I started four months ago. Why keep punishing myself with this when it's not doing a goddamn thing?

>>4526038

the basic excuse is "I don't have time right now, am busy with work."

My disease: Americanism. It's a hard one but I just don't know how to get out of it. My sister doesn't mind my body though, so why should you care?

Why does his head look like it's photoshopped on?

>>4527455
You must be doing something wrong. Get to /fit/.

I'd rather be CWC than a normalfag

Some people are just plain lazy, besides could you see someone like him going out for a run without looking stupid? Chris is in a childish mindstate and needs help from actual friends and family to get over it, I've found some videos of him in a bar having a good time with friends so it's a step in the right direction for him.

Everybody leaves /b/ and gets a life at a certain point in their life because you don't have a choice anymore and you need to move out, get a job, make a family, etc. Even if you live alone with welfare something will happen that will force you to start living for real. Yes, some an hero, some end up like Chris chan or any other kind of sick fuck for the rest of their life. But most of us are capable of getting our shit together and living a normal life.

This is my example:
I've been living as a basement dweller for the past 2-3 years at my mom's house and the only reason why she lets me stay is because I'm still studying full time. I recently got a job and even though I've been relatively awkward with some jobmates, I'm getting the hang of it. Next year I can move out. Due to lack of budget I won't have a PC for a while and will then forget 4chan forever. After a few years I will finish my studies and the real money will start flowing in. I'll probably meet a lot of women at my work and eventually will get married. EVERYONE goes through shitty times in their life because if you don't, you won't know what being HAPPY is.

4chan is the new mid-life crisis: it comes, it goes, life goes on. Keeping a positive attitude is the least you can do.

his nipples are 15 times larger than mine and im a woman.

>>4526038
>You could look fairly attractive.

Stopped reading. I don't.

Here's me.

Tell me, would you hang out with me? Fuck no you wouldn't I look like a fucking creep. No girl would ever date me, it doesn't matter if I'm fat or skinny.I'm fucking ugly regardless.

I've tried to do it, when I hit 18 I used to go to clubs and shit all the time. I got dressed up decently and would get drunk to have a good time. Every time I'd get bored shitless and go home single as ever. Yes I know bars are not the best place for people like me but still.

I'm fucking weird and I can't help it, I've had friends but they've all back stabbed me. I have 2 real life friends one of which I've known since I was 7 but we have the same problems and can relate.

I will always be a socially reclusive retard.

...does going to an internet cafe to play SWR count?

>>4528148

Cut your hair nigger. You'll look fine.

That is all.

>>4528148
Cut. Your. Goddamn. Hair.

>>4527714
Whose advice do you think I've been following?

OATZ and SQUATZ don't seem to cut it.

>>4528148
Femanon here, and uhm, I'd hangout with you with no problem.
I honestly don't find you all that creepy looking. Maybe you're just insecure. Keep your head up, you're honestly not that bad.

>>4528148
Can I get a picture of your face from the front? I think your hair might be most of the problem.

It looks like you've got a nice square jawline, and (if you have good cheekbones too, can't tell) you'd probably look better if you weren't hiding behind your hair... the way it frames your face makes it seem rounder, which looks odd next to sharp facial features.

/faggot

>>4528148
Change the expression, cut the hair, wash yourself.

You'll be good.

>>4528248

pretty sure by 'hang out' i think he meant to say 'fuck' in which case, i'm 98% sure you wouldn't fuck him, as he is clearly not an alpha such as myself

I always hate the "go outside" advice. As if you can just walk around aimlessly and connect with anyone.

>>4528148
You're actually not bad. You just need a haircut.

I go out all the time and I still get the awkward glances and stares.

Fuck life.

I have a lifetime membership to 24 Hour Fitness. My life is fucking fine and dandy except that what SHOULD be a /b/ without reposts is a dumping ground for you shitdicks who think you're gonna "give it to me straight"

>>4528275
Dude, just go to a bar/club/cafe and talk to some lone chick. It's not rocket surgery.

>>4528302

Lone chick is a bit risky to be honest...pairs work better because you can have a group chat and there is longer to think while both of them talk.

>>4528302
You're right.

Rocket surgery would be much easier.

>>4528275

Just wave your magic wand and friends will appear. It's how I got my girlfriend.

>>4526103
Chris got pissed up on two long island iced teas, sang karaoke to his stupid fancharacters and then sat at the bar playing his psp.

Some nightlife.

>>4528466

To steal from Bruce Lee when referring to wooden boards: Rockets don't talk back.

Heres me, A attractive member of society. Fuck you.

>>4528475
>>4528475

My wand only works when I cast dark magic.

>>4528466
>rocket surgery

if you have a cult, I'll join it.

>>4528520
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jesus fuck, it isn't that scary. trim it down to 1/2" or less and make sure the bangs are a bit ragged. Also, lean your head back so that it's over your shoulders the way God intended. There's no reason to jut it out except if you want to tell the whole world "I have no confidence."

Really, do those two things and you'll look fine. I recommend a better shirt, too, but that shit's minor.

>>4528520
you should grow your hair longer to cover your face completely

pig disgusting face...

>>4528561
I actually did get a haircut.

Pictures old, havent had the time to take a picture.

Il take your advice though :3
Im confident enough about my looks that i get my fair share of woman though.

What the fuck is with the long hair shit.

It's manageable. Just. TIE. IT. THE. FUCK. BACK.

Don't wear that shit on your shoulder, just fucking tie it.

FFS.

>>4528591
Aw your so cute when your angry /r9k/ <:]

>>4528520
/fa/ here
if you want long hair, at least have it in a style.
check shirts should only ever have small squares
stop sticking your neck out like a turtle
nice feather boa

>>4528302
What are you talking about exactly? Unattractive girls aren't hard to get, so you must be talking about an attractive one. Now realise this, for guys, the girl can have her main interests be ANYTHING and we would want to be with them as long as they are attractive and like us. But for girls it's different, attractive ones at least. They view videogames, anime, non-romantic/comedy TV shows and movies, fiction, non-fiction information / history, reading online, stuff like that as uncool, boring, childish, etc. Any guy into those things and doesn't try to hit on girls very often is unattractive to attractive girls, since the guy can't compensate for it with amazing confidence and smooth talking skills, and isn't going to be overwhelmingly good looking. Guys like us approaching girls isn't fair to them, if you were normal would you want some gross girl approaching you like that?

>>4528647
Thanks for the advice,
About the neck sticking out thing,
Its more down to the fact i have a really big adams apple + long neck. Its just instinct, but il keep that in mind.

I like my cheq shirt :3
Still s`old. Not the best thing ever but functional.

The pink fluffy thing isnt mines, took that at new year down in another country.

>>4528620
Good for you, is all I can say then. I wish more robots would realize how a few easy steps can really spruce up your appearance like this.

Then again, without a bunch of weepy neckbeards here, it wouldn't be the same. So on second thought, don't ever change, /r9k/ <3

>>4528689
but seriously, that hair, get it cut and styled, and i mean at a decent place, not some 10 dollar thing.

it also looks like your pretty thin, so get some fitted shirts, rather than looser ones like the (horrible) one your wearing, then you wont look like your lost in it.

>>4528724
read all the posts. he said he already got it cut.

why he posted a shitty old picture is beyond me, but there you go.

>>4528669
Same guy from here ->
>>4528689

I got this girl.
Not kept, we were over nearly a year ago, moved on ect.
But its a good example,
Take me, 6`4 skinny, long haired kid.

I have a small circle of freinds, prefer to keep my love life out of my social life.

Anyway,
This is some advice.
I went on to meet, then date, then be in a relationship with her.

How?

It was actually really easy.
Generic gig, I arrived 5 hours early, just walking past the venue to go pick some things up from a freinds house. Noitced a tour bus, and 3-5 people grouped around it.

"Whats going on here? (:"
"Oh not much, meeting the band."
"Im **** nice to meet you."

First contact, Engaged casual chit chat for 5 minutes, Left.

Met later on, after a few drinks, got her number.

Rest was as easy as being able to make interesting conversation.

Take from that what you will.

I'll still be a soulless person inside, except better looking. Thanks, but no thanks.

Firefox froze/crashed.

>>4528213
>>4528226
>>4528249
>>4528258
>>4528277
My hair isn't normally like that just an example. But never the less my statement still stands.

I fucked my girlfriend on the first day I met her, and I couldnt be happier. We could both tell the other wanted it, and we get on great.
I honestly dont understand how people can find it hard to talk to the other sex.

>>4528724
Got a hundred pound hair cut from a freind who works at a salon for free. Shit was cash.
>>4528706
Much obliged (:
I went from really zero confidence to being calm and collected in really a few weeks, everyone goes through a turning point in there life.

Once you do things more than once they become routine, and less scary. This applies to woman /r9k/
After the first 1-3 girls, It will get easier.

I'd rather code than do that shit. It's actually productive.

>down to 150 lbs and falling

Fatty

I never knew Chris-chan's nipples were so huge

>>4528669
>girls ... view videogames, anime, non-romantic/comedy TV shows and movies, fiction, non-fiction information / history, reading online, stuff like that as uncool, boring, childish, etc.
This isn't true :(

>>4528520
>A attractive member of society

Your grammar summed up your post. Your hair looks like a fucking shell on your head. Hey, if we have some meteor showers any time soon, you could stand outside and take that shit in the head.

Cool shirt bro, shame it's 2 sizes too big? And do up your fucking top button. You look like a fucking disgrace.

Attractive member of society? Please. You just look like a faggot teenager.

>view videogames, anime, non-romantic/comedy TV shows and movies, fiction, non-fiction information / history, stuff like that as uncool, boring, childish, etc.

I know one girl in my entire life that likes this stuff (well she plays wow, css etc, plays console games, likes sci-fi, blah blah) and other male interests, in fact sometimes I think she is male and she looks basically like this picture I found (not posting pic of her just in case...)

One diamond in the rough in my entire life...and she has a boyfriend....FFFFFUUUUU

I only found out her interests after she got a boyfriend, my greatest relationship regret (even over fucking up my other relationships) is not finding this out and asking her out before the other guy...I thought she was just a cute friendly airhead...I wish I was lying...sigh...

>>4528875

Do up the top button? You only do that if you are going to wear a tie, just looks silly otherwise...

Maybe that's just a eurofag vs amerifag fashion opinion.

>>4528978
pussy. steal her away from him. They're dating, they're not married.

>>4529008

It looks scruffy if you don't.

>>4529035

can't I'm good friends with the guy and all my friends are friends with both of them also (basically one huge social circle) doing that would destroy my entire social life, she might be a diamond but no wench is worth losing everything for.

>>4528978

I don't know why, but when I hear about women liking video games and shit, I can't help but feel like it's false. They always tend to be unstable whores anyways.