Fuck these topics make me really depressed...

I missed out on fucking hot ass jailbait and having fun in HS..not only that..my grades were failure

Nothing like /r9k/ to remind me how much of life I've missed out on.

>>4522441
This.

I swear everytime I come here I become more sad and hateful..this place is a horrible self loathing place

YAY its naruto and hinata finally kissing KAWAI! XD XD XD

Hell, I had my first kiss/first GF/first fuck at 18 and even I felt like I missed out. I feel so much pity for the 21+ virgins out there, you're pretty much guaranteed to never catch up sexually or socially.

Yeah well, you may have kissed more girls than me, but I've probably beaten more video games than you. It's all just a trade-off.
;_;

I'm a collage fembot here.
My lesbian friend says that if I haven't had a boyfriend by the next two years, she's going to rape me.
I can't wait.

I'd like to but what can I do. I guess I had my chance but I always thought I was too ugly and I definitely was too awkward. Turns out there were at least a handful of girls and truly did like me. But my non-existent confidence and inexperience prevented me from seeing that. Why would anybody like me? I'm too ugly, I'm too short, I'm too skinny, and so on. Well I guess now I really am ugly. Pretty certain of that, lol. But fuck it I'm just too jaded to give a fuck now.

>>4522463
Humongous whale detected!

fatbitchblox

>>4522444
Totally depressing place? Mosty. I find the relationship advice shit to be depressing, only because most of that shit is common sense, and it hurts my brain to remember how stupid people are. Sometimes however, there are threads that are not all bad, such as the "most fucked up shit youve ever done" thread, where I realized "motherfuck I'm not completely depraved!" Also, it's nice to know you aren't the only social retard out there. Terrible when alot of your friends are in relationships, you see yourself as alone, then come to r9k and breathe a sigh of relief. There is indeed hope.

>>4522463
I'm not sure what to think of this.

>>4522455
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>>4522455


It's those two kids that like each other form that Kids Spy show or something..I can't remember what it was called...But they're number 3+4 or 4+5, can't remember.

>>4522455

omg no wow newfag omg how newfag can you be newfag its numbah 4 and numbah 3 from KND wow i cant believe you didnt know that what a newfag

>>4522483

How is there hope? Yeah, there are a lot of lonely people in the same boat we're in, but I don't see a lot of "I used to be a loser, but improved!" threads.

>>4522483

Oh yeah, as an eighteen year old virgin, it sure does comfort me to know that I could aspire to be a twenty-one year old virgin! I guess misery loves company, but it's not encouraging to know that there are people who are worse off than you.

At least I cuddled with a drunk chick once.

This is fucking depressing. It's worse because I know I'm attractive but as I age, slowly becoming less so. I've missed the boat.

I lost my virginity at 15 and had a bunch of girlfriends from the age of 14 - 17

After that most of my friends left for college, moved on and such. I cn't find a job, couldn't get into college. I havn't kissed a girl since I was 17. If I could trade all of he fooling around I did for a college scholarship and a weekend job I would do in a fucking heartbeat

tl;dr, shut the fuck up, think about the bigger picture

And i thought my first Girlfriend/Kiss was late in life. I was 16 when i had my first girlfriend and kiss, its good to see i am not a total failure when it comes to the Social topic

>>4522493
Protip: They don't come on 4chan anymore.

All I was saying is that it helps to break the cycle of depression, which as most of us know, is a terrible thing.

>>4522504
If you're determined, you can reverse it.
You know what do, so go do it!
Seriously, if you're buff as fuck, you can get hot women.
If you're attractive in every (or at least) other way, women will find it endearing rather than pathetic that you're still a virgin. Be that guy who she asks "Oh my God! How is it possible that a great guy like you is still a virgin???!??"
The only reason why a lot of virginfags get laughed at by women is because they're unattractive - the very reason they are a virgin in the first place.

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>>4522491
Ah yes delicious, feed me your disappointment and rage FEED ME MOAR

>>4522514

So you're worrying about future money prospects. We're worrying about dying unloved and alone.

YOU shut the fuck up and look at the bigger picture.

>>4522514
Go to community college, dumbfuck. They'll even take morons like you there.

>>4522530
Not a good idea to tell any girl you're a virgin if you're over 20, unless you're absolutely positive she's going to fuck you.

So I think I've accidentally fucked the shit out of my sleep schedule. I've just been falling asleep at completely random times, and I've lost the ability to gauge how sleepy I am until it gets to the "can't stay awake" stage. I've stopped getting full eight-hour rests, too. Typically, I just wake up after three, give or take an hour, feeling completely rested. However, four or so hours later, I'll hit that "can't stay awake" wall again, and repeat the process.

For the last week I've been trying to hold out until a reasonable sleep time, but I usually don't make it, and when I do, I only get three hours of sleep and find myself awake for the rest of the night.

I really need to get back into a regular cycle, because I start work in five days, but I can't seem to fix it.

It's strange, too. It's only been this way for maybe two weeks; before that, I was in a normal cycle, but I'd sleep for 12 to 14 hours instead of just eight.

I feel so broken. Help. :(

>>4522539

Whoops. XD

>>4522539

I had the same problem, and I'm having it again.

1. Go to bed. The first time you get up, STAY up. Doesn't matter how tired you get, stay awake until it's, say 9 or 10PM or whatever.
2. Go to sleep.
3. Wake up at a normal-ish hour, so you'll be tired again at an earlier time.
4. ????
5. Profit!

Seriously, though, that's about the only way that works. It sucks being that tired (and it's gonna be that way for like a week), but it's very difficult, if not impossible, to get on a normal schedule otherwise.

>>4522539
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inb4 I see this as a thread

I am soon to turn 23 without ever having really kissed a girl. Girls have kissed me I guess, but it wasn't a mutual thing.

FEELS HORRIBLE. My body is basically telling me to mate or kill myself.

>>4522539
Sounds like you've fucked yourself into a good polyphasic sleep cycle. your body should reverse itself naturally after you can't take your naps at work. Just DON'T let yourself sleep or be in bed outside of your regular sleep hours.

>>4522533

No I'm worrying about the future in general. Yes money but no girl is going to ever love a guy who works minimum wage and doesn't even have a diploma

>one of the most intense, most satisfying experiences you'll ever have.

Yeah, and when you find out your SO has been hooking up with someone else for a while promptly after getting dumped for that someone else you'll have one of the most intense, most horrible experiences you'll ever have. Probably only second to dying in some slow excruciatingly painful manner.

>>4522395

Some people are just too unattractive to experience intimacy with another human being. I drew the genetic short straw. I have accepted this, and with a few lapses, have mostly moved on.

>>4522593

Wow you must be really ugly. Ugly motherfucker, I bet you have no friends either.

If it were a crime, I suppose you'd have to fine every female that didn't sleep with me.

I'm ok with this. Fuck you and give it up to everyone that wants a piece or pay the court a fine, bitch.

Stop lookin at the negatives. I'm in the same boat you fellow ronerys, all I did was make a list of what to improve about myself, look at the good shit, and learn some philosophy. Think about it this way: There isnt as much a standard of beauty for a male, thus if you think your ugly, guess what? Not to everyone, even MOST girls. Build some confidence, learn your shit, everything in good time. Time is what we have friends, most people here are below the age of 30. That in itself is serious win. What is life? What does it mean to you? What do you want to accomplish? How will you get there? Things you can infer from reading r9k = You are not alone. There are both males and females like us. You only live once, and after that you won't even remember your life, its just eternal sleep. Have some fucking fun, smell the roses.

Highschool sweethearts? Mostly bullshit.

Like 1 in 100 of those highschool relationships really last longer than a week or two.

If you didn't have sex before 18, or 21, it's no big deal. It doesn't make you better or worse than anyone else. It just means you haven't had sex yet. Sex is just something that some people do. If you don't do it for a period of time, it's fine.

Unless you're procreating, sex is like a rollercoaster. Not everyone does it, some people do it, and it doesn't happen all the time for the majority of people.

>>4522592
>breaking up
>only second to dying in some slow excruciatingly painful manner.

lolemofaget. It happens to everyone, and trust me, it's not as painful as you're making it out to be. Don't be such a wang.

>>4522539
ah, sorry for your lack of energy.
might come from a mononucleosis
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infectious_mononucleosis

>>4522651
>Not to everyone, even MOST girls.

It's pretty to think so, isn't it?

>>4522693
Its true. If you think you are ugly and thats what you tell yourself so you can stay on r9k all day and cry, fine. Then you go from 21yo virgin to 40yo virgin and kill yourself. Thats entirely the problem I was adressing.

This thread is designed to make people feel like life is worth more than what they have. I got 'laid' at 15 and had quite a bit of meaningful sex (as meaningful as highschool relationships can be meaningful) throughout the "hormone years." This however has not prevented me from feeling that left out feeling that you are currently experiencing.

Fuck you OP, now I really want ladyflesh.

Had a gf
Have a job
Got a kiss
Got laid
Got herpes
Got a lawsuit claiming I raped her even though she came onto me
Got fired
Now i live at home with dad
No job
No life
Can't afford college
And I come to r9k
And silently cry myself to sleep.