More like, a trap that you fall into until you become wise enough to understand what it means to be a real person.

wait what exactly is an A, B, and C supposed to be, i'm not sure what is being referred to here

>>4522414
A=virgin
C=non-virgin
B=wimmenz.

Op is a moron, this just in.

>>4522414
Algebra bruv. They represent whatever value

>>4522430
That doesn't make sense. I would much rather be with a virgin than a non-virgin, and I can think of several other girls I know who feel the same.

oh god, im a D! what do i do?

>>4522449
LOL why?
(bloxmoot)

OK, if you really want a solution to your equation, here goes. Once I show you how to solve this equation, SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH YOUR INCESSANT WHINING.

- You are an "A".
- Your goal is to become a "C".
- This can only be accomplished by combining with a "B".
- But "B"s almost exclusively combine with "C"s, from the perspective of an "A".
- For there to be "C"s for "B"s to combine with, at some point, "B"s must necessarily have combined with "A"s
- Therefore, "B"s will combine with "A"s. "A"s just whine too fucking much to grasp this simple step of logic.
- Also, if an "A" is not a "C" by the time they are 21, all they have to do is get drunk at a party with at least three hot "A"s and mention that they have not yet become a "C", and the drunk "A"s will giggle amongst each other with excitement and anticipation at being able to participate in a once-in-a-lifetime moment in the life of the "A"--the transformation into a "C".
- Watch the movie Almost Famous. Seriously. When people say that women love to pop your cherry...imagine that. It's true.

Virgins....write this down, learn it, live it, believe it, belearn it, lebive it, just shut the fuck up about it for the love of God.

Years of research in Psychology, Sociology, etc. and you think you got it all sorted out with this shitty image? No thanks OP, not everything is black and white, sorry.

>>4522507
>giggle amongst each other

A real A is too proud to ever be giggled about. fuck Bs and fuck Cs, if all Cs were giggled over i dont want to be a C they are just sellouts to the true path of A.

Actually, start living your own life, you stupid faggot. Don't let people get in your way. This is your time on Earth to spend, so don't spend it like some passive faggot who feels like he can't live life to the fullest because the odds are against him.

>>4522471
I'm still a virgin and I think it would be an amazing experience to lose it with another virgin. That said, I would definitely still be with a non-virgin if he was the right guy, it's just that my absolute ideal would be a virgin. But I'm aware that in reality people have to make compromises.

>>4522576
Ha! Here's what you get from /r9k/ when you post that.

How am I supposed to "live my life" exactly?
I thought I was "living my life" already.
Get your happy-crappy emotional touchy-feely spiritual christian bullshit out of my board.
There's no objective definition for "live" or "life", therefore the statement is meaningless.
I just can't "live my life" no matter how hard I try. No one will ever love me.
People who say that aren't like me, there's something wrong with me, every time I try to "live my life" I just feel confused and empty.
How are you supposed to "live your life" when you have a 5" penis? Everyone will laugh at me!
I already tried "living my life" and I just like staying in my basement and fapping to anime way better.
etc.
etc.
etc.

/r9k/ didn't create this hell for themselves for no reason, you know.

>>4522588
Actually, first-time experiences are usually pretty bad.


So you'll both suck and you both won't know what the fuck you're doing. Watching porn doesn't count as experience.

Yeah, sounds like fun.

>>4522597
That's senseless bullshit to justify your miserable existence.

C here
All you A faggots are pathetic. Seriously, you couldn't even find a B to combine with even once in your life?

>>4522588
are you also aware that in reality virgins have no idea what they're doing and sex between two virgins is the worst sex of your life?

It's not like the movies where Kate and Leo share their magical moment of passion before disaster strikes and then long to have it back for the rest of their lives.
In most cases it's more like "why the fuck isn't it going in?!?!?" followed by years of your common social circle deteriorating with embarrassent.

That being said, with me it would be completely different because I'm a virgin by choice.

>>4522588
I'm a virgin, I'm 20 years old


AND I DONT THINK ABOUT THIS SHIT EVERYDAY HOLY FUCK I HAVE A FULLTIME JOB AND NIGHT CLASSES/COLLEGE HEARINGS TO ATTEND WHEN I GET HOME ALL I DO IS SIT IN MY FUCKING CHAIR AND WORK MORE

I DONT HAVE ANY TIME TO GIVE A FUCK ABOUT HOW SLIPPERY MY DICK GETS WHEN THE SEXING IS ABOUT TO GO DOWN AND NEITHER SHOULD YOU FUCKTUFRKXVCUDFJNUCK

STOP IT

>>4522601
I don't really care about that. I don't expect to orgasm my first time and I'm fully aware that it probably won't feel good, at least in the physical sense. It's more the emotional connection I'm looking for, and I think that would be stronger with someone who is also a virgin, and sharing that experience together for the first time would be really nice.

>>4522609
No, that's exactly what it is. That's the point that I was hoping would be evident in the post. But hang out here awhile, and really look at what people say in all of the relationship whine threads. Why they can't get laid. That's what it is. No one wants to believe it.

>>4522616
I lost my virginity to a virgin and it was fucking amazing. Cry less.

>>4522620
Does the fruit taste better when it is postponed to enjoy with another virgin tongue?

Or is the fruit more happily enjoyed throughout the years, being shared with the variety of tongues?

>>4522627
Well I'm glad to see there's at least one real man on /r9k/.

- You are an "A"
- Why bother?
- Why continue?
- Kill yourself.

>>4522639
But I'm not postponing anything. I said I would happily be with a non-virgin if he was the right guy, but that I would prefer a virgin. It's the same as saying I like black hair the most, but I wouldn't reject a guy with blonde hair if I liked him otherwise. Your post doesn't make that much sense.

>>4522639
Girls on /r9k/ can't do anything right. Sex with guys over the years = a huge slut. Waiting for the right guy = a stupid frigid bitch who doesn't understand that sex isn't really that important.

>>4522673

I was noticing this, too. Double standards...

>>4522673
It's because this Anonymous guy is more than one person, but they all hate women.

>>4522664
You're the one who thinks there's something special about being a virgin.

>>4522690
only namefags like women, making them ironically not fags while anonymouse sucks each other off in a dark room while cutting themselves and listening to MCR.

>>4522646
B should not be your ultimate goal in life. If that is then get a bitch and kill yourself.

>>4522673
I'm as misogynist as they come and I would, individually, assert the women who 'waited' as perfectly fair, good, girls. Unfortunately, I'm also an accountant, and when you see a 90% to 10% division in a product, you cut it off because obviously just bothering for the 10% isn't worth it. In fact, you'll generalize and say "product A" is a piece of shit.

I'm kind of unhappy with the way my mind works, but on the bright side everything's a lot clearer when everything is in numbers.

>>4522707
See what I mean, BILL GATES? It's beginning...Soon this whole thread will be filled with senseless bullshit to justify a miserable existence. I'm going to bed now, I don't even need to stick around to know how this one ends.

>>4522673
Oh well, men are players, women are whores; it's all about perception.

Men's obsession over putting women down for an active sex life (however, not to put down a fellow man for such) is due to insecurity.

>>4522721
Good-night fellow man.

>>4522722
>Men's obsession over putting women down for an active sex life (however, not to put down a fellow man for such) is due to insecurity.

HAHAHA, OH WOW
read a book. learn some science. shut the fuck up.

>>4522748
If a man thinks it is fine to sleep around as much as he wants, however, thinks it isn't okay for the opposite sex to, it is likely due to insecurity.

>>4522758
you are still wrong. why don't you go learn about human sexual selection or , you know, any real psychology before you start psychoanalyzing.

everyone's a fucking shrink...