in b4 someone who is not failing posts in order to brag/troll

>>4500219

Well I guess I'm out, cause I had sex last night.

22
Fucked plenty of women, but none sober, don't even know how many cos at times all i remember after blacking out is an orgasm, no idea if brought about by sex or otherwise.
Plenty of friends
5th year law undergrad (possible in Aus)
Live in 5 b/r mansion that is on it's "last warning" because of loud parties
No car/licence
BJJ 3 times a week, alcohol twice and weed every night while i watch Aqua Teen

So I don't fail very hard.

You play 6.60?

Who do you like more Batrider or chieftain?

Jesus fuck, 700 days!

How the fuck, could you be that addicted.

Such a waste of potential. It saddens me.

>>4500251

TC bro.

You try Razor yet? He's batshit insane.

Also OP, just kill yourself.

19
virgin
zero close girl friends
never had a gf
im failing at my grades (althoug in my major it's kinda normal thoug)

21 years old
Not virgin

about 10 close friends, a wider circle of acquaintances and online friends roughly three times that size.

Stopped college after 7th semester to try and figure out what I'm going to do with my life

Don't play WoW

Live in 10x10 room at home, looking for a job so I can have my own apartment. Roughly 1k in savings

Have driving permit, can drive but lack car (live in
state where having a license means you have to pay insurance)

All free time spent playing video games, exercising, reading, and masturbating (I'm a dude)

>>4500258
Yeah I like new razor way more than old

I really like what they did with morphs adaptive strike too.

>>4500251

op here
TC. Batrider is pretty good, but TC is much stronger due to huge AoE stuns that he can do with his spirit out. Also, TC's ult is ridiculous, 25% less hp is always good from early to late game.

Holy fuck, OP. We are fucking close.

No lie:

I'm 21, I dropped out in 7th(no fucking lie), and I have zero friends in real life. No driver's license either.

This is not a fucking lie, OP. Dude, we're fucking losers.

New Viper is amazing, nethertoxin is straight rapemode.

>>4500283
I can't get over batriders intense STR gain, I build him like a pure tank, or a bloodstone.

18 years old
Virgin
Lots of friends, and it's all great fun when we hang out, but I only go out to events we all have to go to, like rehearsals.
Just graduated high school, 3.0 unweighted GPA and 3.5 weighted GPA I think, 31 on the ACT.
I play WoW at least an hour a day, doing dailies. Also, all Horde are fags.
I live at home, moving away to the dorm when school starts.
I have a license and a car, but the car is only four years younger than me, has no CD player, and you need to keep your foot pressed on the gas to keep it at 30 MPH.
All free time spent playing WoW, running, on 4chan, practicing music, and reading webcomics.

>>4500298
Man what about PA's new blink stike 100% attack speed for 3 seconds with a 5 second cooldown

20 years old
virgin
fat
unemployed
on academic probation at a community college
1 irl friend
i spend all my free time masturbating and playing team fortress 2, i would have said or but i do them at the same time, between rounds

how do you guys dropout before 10th grade? don't you have to be 16?

41 years old
Lots of sex
Many good friends
Attended Ivy League school
12 years in the FBI, 7 as a private eye- very successful
live in nice house in the suburbs
All free time spent spying on people for money

Damn. I consider myself fail for being 18 year old virgin and only ever having one girlfriend.

Some of you guys need to sort yourselves out.

>>4500319
You don't have to rub it in our faces...

>>4500320
grow up, faggot
there's more to life than girlfriends and sex.
i uh... don't know what, but i'm sure there is.

21 years old
Virgin/ never had gf
One good friend, and a few others. I don't know how to make online friends.
4 years into BA degree
Never played wow, wasted a year on runescape though
Live in main bedroom of mothers house, no away from rest of house
No job/car/licence
All free time spend masturbating, playing vidya and just generally wasting time on internet

Small penis, socially inept, drug problem, pedo

>>4500319

Get out oldie.

>400+ days /played in WoW, 700 across all characters

What.

>>4500303

I've never owned a car built before 1984, my mum's car is 15 years old with a tape deck.

>>4500319

you're a dick buddy >:(

20 years young
have touched girls but not even kissed
in college
no friends
i just play tf2 all day, watch movies, read shit, listen to music, etc.

and well... i guess i can't complain about life too much but i have to admit it's pretty empty.

19
home schooled
made this song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNeZHe04vcg

>>4500328
Old anon are the best kind, broseph

22 year old.
Virgin.
My last girldriend is now a dude.

Fear my life anons.

18 years old

virgin

3 really close friends and about 8 i hang out with almost daily.

currently in one of them swedish IT school thingies

quit wow a long time ago

living at home currently

working on a car license

all free time spent with friends or learning to play the guitar, which i've gotten increasingly better at

Meh, I guess I don't fail that much then.

>>4500319
STOP MAKING US FEEL INFERIOR

I AM SAD NOW

>>4500203
I ruined a great relationship with my perfect match because I pulled a Ted Haggard. Twice. (The blow is softened by my doubt it wouldn't have lasted much longer anyway because ya know... turns out I'm a god damn faggot).

>>4500319
Any cute daughters/sons?

23 years old
Virgin
I do have friends
Just finished my masters degree and about to start a PhD
Don't live at home
Borderline alcoholic
Never played an MMO

>>4500367
ONE SON, ONE JAILBAIT

18 years old.
Virgin.
Furthest ive gone with a girl is a hug.
In university.
3 VERY good friends, dont feel the need for any others.
Many aquaintances.
Free time spent on internets, or gaming.

Still i dont consider myself a failure, ive had chances to have sex, it was just that i was to socially inept to follow it through.
Im slowly learning though, everyday is a new expierience.

19
Not a virgin by far but I never had a gf
3 close friends, lots of casual ones.
Shitty grades from high school, hopefully I get into college this fall
Played MUD's and WC3 for the longest time, but not so much nowadays.
Currently live at my parents
No car but I got license
Unemployed
Free time spent, surfing 4chan, masturbating and drinking on weekends (when I got money)

Also I got a small dick and I am not so fit.

>>4500376

You sound like me 2-3 years into the future.

>>4500380
HOW OLD IS THIS JAILBAIT

23
Not a virgin, but only been with one girl, have not had sex in 2+ years
One real friend
first year college dropout
I'm too lazy for an MMO so I just lurk 4chan and watch tv and animu all day
live in a single room I'm renting
shitty job I hate, but I do have a car
brb killing myself

>>4500412
15 LOL

YOU CAN'T HAVE HER

WHY AM I TALKING ABOUT MY DAUGHTER LIKE THIS

>>4500203
>>4500333
>>4500333

thats almost 6 hours a day everyday since it was released.

>>4500419
4CHAN WILL DO THAT TO YOU

DON'T SWEAT IT

>>4500352
you forgot to add that you are a nigger

>>4500319
people like you aren't supposed to be on 4chan

26 years old
Virgin

no need to continue

18 yo ausfailian
i know plenty of girls, but still have not lost the vplates no rush ay
i have a close knit group of friends from primary and secondary school and many not so close friends of friends or colleagues at uni
at which i am two years into a BA in engineering, passing
i played vanilla wow in highschool but quit many years ago
i mainly play dota and cs:s online casually now
i live at home with my parents with my sister, my mum has cancer and my dad runs his own business
i got a car, and a learners but ive hit a snag when it comes to finding time to practice with my dad as we both rarely free at the same time
i quit my last summer job ages ago but i should start looking like, now for another seeing as the semester is winding to a close

free time? can drinking be a past time? otherwise free time is not in an engineering students vocab

20
Virgin
Live in room
No Job
No Monies
Socially inept
No friends
No confiedence
Nothing.

>>4500431

My bad. Yes I am a "nigger". But I'm one of the cools ones. I'm also a virgin. So I fit in nicely.

18 years old
virgin
plenty of friends
graduated hs in january, starting college this fall
played wow for a few weeks, uninstalled and quit
occasionally play tf2
no job, getting one in fall
working out 5 days a week

i am the best

19 yo
never played wow
smoke weed every day
no girlfriend but one girl who loved to suck my dick exclusivly (social retard but hot).
3rd year undergrad law student
Just accepted into overseas semester in paris
Drive new lexus
Tonnes of friends who are all equally as rich and social.
Work in a barister's chambers at my leasure for silly pay.
shit gpa (5.5) around 65%.
meh i'm happy

27 years old
Virgin
Have touched women on public transportation.
Had intercourse with fleshlight on multiple ocassions
My mom lives in our basement, i live in the shed
2 friends: fleshlight and PC
1 real friend but he died when i was born
Own a bike and a bike license, also a permit to bike

>>4500441

Yeah fuck the log book man! I'm 21 with no licence. I've been driving since I was 16. Unlicenced by myself since I was 18. Just never got around to passing the test. Then the laws came in. Nobody has enough time to drive with me, and I already know how to drive anyway! I'm on my 3rd car ffs!

Fucking queensland bullshit. The good thing is, its easy to drive unlicenced. Only been caught once, and that was in driving my friends car with 4 people in it (cops pick on groups of young people in old cars)

Logbook is fucking bullshit.

18 years old
Not a virgin
Plenty of friends
going to college
Quit WoW, got a girlfriend
lives at home
job/truck/license
free time spent having sex, socializing with friends

18 graduated with a 3.2
going to auburn (30k a year out of state)
3-4 good friends hang out with 1 alot and we always smoke weed
raid for 5 hours 4 days a week
live in the country club
virgin, one girlfriend in 7th grade but I did make out with her and feel her genitals

19 years old.
Virgin. No real relationship.
Girls I go for are friend disapproved
Tons of friends
2nd year college.
Too much time playing DotA, exclusively play Dirge.
Living in my mom's living room
No car/license/permit. I skate.

19
Virgin
not sure if i've ever had a real friend since they all turn into douchebags when i don't see them for a few months.
going into my junior year of college, transferring to a pretty good 4 year school from community
living at home for only a few more months then moving to new college.
car belongs to dad
need to lose weight, make more money, need more friends, girlfriend.

>>4500505

>Truck

you are a fucking douchebag

18
zero irl friends that i meet regularly at all (2 that i meet very occasionally)
will attend reputable university
license but no car
will look for job this summer
free time spent playing vija, talking with online friends, general computer bullshit, work out 3 times a week or so and hopefully more this summer.
my face is noticeably (at least to me) asymmetric. my shoulders don't sit at a perfect horizontal. my head sits a little to the left of my midline.

19 years old.
Dropped out of college before sitting my A2 exams (Britfag) to save myself the embarrasment of failing, jobless since (Just over a year now).
Live with my Mother.
It's been 31 days since I spoke to anyone but Anonymous or my Mother.
Virgin.
Never had a girlfriend.
Wasting my life on this fucking website.

I hate myself.

mid-twenties
not a virgin
in a couple of active social circles
university graduate
not interested in MMORPGs. occasionally dabble in single player RPGs but not a hardcore gamer
live by myself, nice place (~$500/week)
one new car, one decent motorbike, full licence
free time is divided with friends, hobbies, exercise. down time is spent on 4chan

>>4500351
use to be like this guy till i got my shit together

>>4500559
Hey, it's me again.

I forgot, I have never played WoW or video/computer games, they're not my thing.
I'm also massively overweight and going bald.

>>4500388

if you lose weight your dick will be bigger. without the fat your dick will be bigger. it's true, i had a tiny dick before i lost a bunch of weight and now it's average.

20 years old

Not a virgin.

Loads of friends - probably the 'hub' of my social group.

Attending the best university in my country.

Play WoW a bit, currently on a forced break because of uni/social life.

Live in a house with my friends.

Have my own car.

Free time spent getting hammered and writing.

I'm fucking awesome tbh

>>4500574

lol balding when you're 19? maybe want to change your eating habits there?

26 years old
not a virgin though
about half a dozen friends that really count, give or take a couple
still in college, but i didn't start till i was 23
had a level 70 in WoW... a year ago. haven't played since then.
moving out of apartment formerly shared with (now ex-) girlfriend; new place looks like it'll be a 1530 square foot lower level of a house with a/c and a fireplace
no job at the moment, full time student, own car and license
free time spent pining for a woman who won't have me (not my ex) and getting mild physical affection from other girls that used to want me but have since become my friends.

thanks /r9k/, now i don't feel like such a loser.

Nobody
is
going
to
read
these
replies

22 years old
virgin
No IRL friends (at least anymore.), I only have 1 online friend that I still speak to.
Live with my Father
High School Education
not going to school
No Job/car/license/permit
Majority of time is either spent sleeping or on the computer. (So usually I'm up til 3-10 AM)

and the bad part is? I'm completely comfortable with this and have no motivation to change myself.

>>4500610

That's the glory of it.

mootbloxingit.

Don't give up hope buddies. I was like you until I said "fuck that shit" and started to turn my life around. 3 years later I'm a freelancer, I have girlfriend and my income is big enough to live off of it. Plus I got friends. Yeah, life sucks until you do something about it.

23.
Virgin.
Could have been laid many times if I actually cared.
Used to have friends before I became a hermit.
Live in moms basement.
No car/license
Had a job but quit because I'm a huge misanthrope and my job required me to work closely with people.
Pissed away almost 10k in savings on a pool/ect.
Will most likely An Hero before I'm 30.

>>4500610
>>4500610

That's not true
I am here
and I am reading everyone of your replys

always

23 years old
Virgin
A couple of IRL friends
1st year bachelor of arts student
dont really play vidya at all anymore
very casual job, have a license but no car
All free time spent reading, smoking weed, watching movies and tv shows online, masturbating if I can get my dick hard (fucking SSRI's) as well as lurking here
Clinically depressed/suicidal

wow i'm a fucking loser.

>>4500452
Paddy?

Mootblockz

>>4500251

Not OP, but Chieftain is fucking amazing. Ridiculous amount of AOE and a good tanker.

19
Not virgin
plenty of friends
fresh graduate, going into 4 year undergrad for communication/comp sci then 2+ years of Fullsail
Live with my father
car, no job yet but will have one soon
My time is spent on writing, DoTA, music, and more writing.

18 years old
Virgin, going to change this weekend.
Three or four real friends.
High school graduate
Live in room at mother's house with her and boyfriend.
No job, on mental disability for diagnosed type II Bipolar Disorder and aspergers (which I don't think I really have, but fuck it, free money), have a car and permit, taking exam in August.
Play vidyas and dick about on the computer all day.

For bonus points, I'm also pre-transition transgendered.

20 years old.
Not a virgin.
Have a few close friends, and a pretty decent amount of friends that I'm not super close with.
Graduated high school, not in college though.
400+ days played of FFXI.
Share a room with my younger brother, living at home.
Have a job, driver's license and a car that runs decently.
Free time spent playing FFXI, TF2 and other games, but I also hit the gym 3 times a week.

protip for roneryfags: Public transportation is a good place to start practicing socializing.

>>4500758

You're kidding me right? I usually do take public transportation and everyone is silent as fuck and attempting to avoid each other.

21 years old
not a virgin (just fucked 20 mins ago, after 9 month dry spell)
Have a decent amount of friends (Gamer friends+Clubbin friends)
My 4th year in Community College (Will probably be ther for a while)
No Current job.
An ex-WoW player (4 lvl 70s and 1 lvl 80)
Live with divorced parents
My dad has been acting weird due to meth abuse.
Most free time @ home i Lurk 4chan or play C.S. now.
When I'm out go bowling/drink or club/drink.
I wanna finish college so i feel better about myself.

22 years old
Virgin - but good looking (picture to prove - ok only have bad picture but you get the idea ...), means i fail even more on the social side ...
10 "notonline" friends, everyone I talk to is from online
university, BSc.
no WOW for me, cannot stand playing MMO, love P&P thought ... countless hours with my friends ...
live with my family, big appartment in a flat
No job/car (not needed for me)
All free time spent masturbating, visiting 4chan insted of writing my thesis ...

18
Not virgin
No sex since I turned 16
Lost all my friends when I turned 16
Not touched a girl or had a real friend since I was 16
Comp sucks too much to play MMOs
Life going nowhere
Joining army in 2 months

19
virgin
dropped out of highschool, but got my GED
wake up at 7 PM, go to bed at 8 AM
completely dependent on parents
don't play games or can't take care of myself
medicine is causing sexual dysfunction (inorgasmia, loss of interest, erectile dysfunction)
About ~20th medicine for depression, still nothing works
mostly just watch tv and wait for death

>>4500872
Forgot to mention, no friends, or anyone I meet/talk to regularly other than family
Never had a g/f, or been close to anyone emotionally

>>4500843

Why is everyone on /r8k/ deluded into thinking they're good looking even though they're a 20+ year old virgin?

I'm a 19yo virgin and I can atleast admit that I'm an ugly fucker

22 years old
Virgin
Two real friends, I see every few months.
Drop out
100+ Days of WoW
20-25 hours of TF2 and L4D a week
Live with mom
No license
No job and can't afford to go to college anymore

>>4500872
maybe the meds arent working because you dont have depression, and you just fail at life and cant be bothered to change yourself?

>>4500887

Hmm ... i got told i am good looking, i have a sportive body (no photo of this there thougth).

The hand there is the hand of a Girl i know, problem is she is cristfag and i do not want to marry her nor to pop her cherry without marrying her ...

Get enough looks of nice girls ...

18 years old
Had 2 one night stands when I was 15-16, which remain my only sexual contact
Have never had a boyfriend
Never held hands with anyone
Few RL friends
Crippling social anxiety
Wish I was a virgin so I could lose it to someone I actually liked

18 years old
Just out of a two-year frequently sexual relationship with a girl two years older than I am.
Four close 'real' friends I could depend on
Graduated Ausfag school system in top 3%.
Many genuine creations, including published python and c++ code as well as some distributed works of fiction
Live in my own room in my mother's sister's house.
Frequent website design contracts.
All free time spent enjoying myself with close friends, doing nerdy activities like gaming or collaborative coding. Also frequently associating with a group of intelligent, smart girls, one of whom has a crush on me.

>>4500843
I'm sure I've seen you somewhere before...

Jermainebloxx

20 years old
had sex one time
few really good friends i see every day
10th grade almost finished
never played wow
live in my own apartment
no job/car/license
alcoholic
got caught stealing vodka week ago
went 2 times in police house cause too drunk in this week.

30 years old
Made out with numerous women. Only had sex with wifey.
Very few real friends- mostly long-distance old buddies.
Just finished M.S. in bioengineering. PhD is a motherfucking bitch.
Been playing Europa Universalis 2 for seven years. Waste enormous amounts of time on strategy games.
Pathetic-unreliable job/old junker car/have license

All free time spent net surfing, looking for jobs, playing strategy games and reading RPGs I'll never get the chance to play.

>>4500872
stop taking medicines man.
try LSD.

18 years old
Not a virgin
1 good RL friend
Doing Diploma in IT through correspondence
Spend all day every day trying to write beats
No job or car
Life pretty much revolves around drum and bass for me. Had a gf for 4 years turns out to be epic fail 4 months later still crying about it :(
Smoke weed all day every day

RL - Worst game evarr

42, no friends.
University (a prestigious one at that) drop-out.
40 days /played across all accounts in WoW.
Live in an apartment with my mentally ill brother, who shits himself.
No job/etc, our parents feed us.
All free time spent between Star Trek and 4chan. Also some YouTube.

>400 days /played
That's 6 hours/day every day since it came out. Your bullshit stinks.

19 years old
Not a virgin
A group of "real" friends, many others, no online friends
Completed high school
Never played WoW
Live at parents due to good support for when I go to university
Got my own car
Got a "license" (sic)
Got a job, after finishing my certification last year
Free time spent with friends, watching sports, sleeping, or playing vidya

Shit, I'm too normal for 4chan.

>>4501058
JESUS :o

yeah thats the worst life I think I've ever heard.

>>4501080
>sic

You're quoting yourself? What the hell, you fail at basik logik.

20
virgin
never been kissed
people think i'm a lesbian because i've never had a bf, and turned down the ones that asked me out.
the ones i do take an interest in end up having a steady gf already. it's true after the first year of uni, all the decent ones get snatched up.

>>4501088
D: What if I was 25? Would it still be that bad?

20 years old
Virgin
A few friends, haven't talked to them in a few weeks
Community college fag (transfer out next year)
Used to play WoW, interest in games declining
Live with parents (until next year)
Shit part time job (looking for new one), have car

>>4501105
Yes. But 17 years less bad.

>>4500799

Seriously? I catch the bus every so often and avoiding talking to people is almost impossible.

>>4501166
Ausfag here. Even I get freaked out when being talked to randomly on public transport. It just doesn't happen.

21
Been out of work for months
Living at home
My cash is running out
Never had a girlfriend
I'm handsome, built like a brick shithouse, intelligent, and I still fail (beat that)

18
everything except anal with a few different guys
in uni, doing well
no friends
havent got my license
only get out of the house to go to the gym

19 years old
only ever had sex with 2 people
don't talk to my friends much, have say 10 close friends tops
doing well in uni only because I'm smart
don't play games
live at my parent's house still
casual job, P plates
obsessed with this chick I know only online (to be fair though, she seems to be the same way)
no fucking motivation to do anything
I can't do more than 15 pullups in a row, shitsucks.

26 years oId
Virgin
Never had a girlfriend
Never been on a date
Unemployed for 12 months
Dropped out of uni twice
Live at home with my mom
Can't drive, no car
Scrawny as hell
Acne
Failing social life
Bouts of depression
Serious self esteem issues
15k in debt

25
Decent job with health care and all that.
Live with an old buddy of mine in a house.
Decent car.
About a dozen good friends.

I've just...I dunno. Lost it. From age 16-24 or so, I was the man. Ladies flocked to me. I would go out and have fun, drink, etc. But now, recently, specifically these past 6 months...I'm just tired. I don't care anymore. Women have stopped paying ANY attention to me, it seems they only want super rich "jock" types or insufferable trust fund hipsters. I've developed social anxiety and I can barely talk to people. I transferred to night shift so now I work until 3am, then come home and smoke pot/drink alone until like 9am, then sleep all day. I just read books and play video games and watch movies.

I just stopped caring and I don't know why. Could be that my last woman, the one I thought I was going to marry, cheated and dumped me. It's probably a major factor. I don't talk to women, I don't masturbate. I just...don't care.

22 years old

have problems with my so

had to move back in with mother for the summer

escitalopram is not helping my depression and anxiety nearly
enough, only makes me unable to enjoy sex

no money, no job

have some friends but can't meet them due to lack of money

start in a new university every fall because I'm somehow unable to adjust to student life and cannot figure out what I want to do

have always been quite ugly but recently gotten worse due to weight gain

am unenthusiastic about life, have no aspirations

>>4501286
forgot: I have a license but I can't drive because of anxiety

19
had sex once, it was shit
no driving license
at uni, doing well, finished first year
girl i like, doesnt llike me, but im still obsessed
have a few friends at uni, like 10-20 or so
during the summer i have few friends, like 1 i talk to regularly, like 10 i see now and again
ive been home from uni for 5 days now, spent everyday bar 1 inside the house
my acne is coming back again,
i do have a good physique though
im getting urges to meet some guy on craigslist and get fucked out of sheer boredom and sexual frustration
i stalk the girl i like most of the day

17
Virgin :(
A few close friends
11th grade, doing well
I have almost 300 hours in TF2, I bought it right when it came out.
Live in my own room, in a house with my parents.
Doing a test for car license next week I think, no job right now, getting a boat (<150 HP, <8m) license in a few weeks.

I guess it's not so bad.

19 years old
Fucked one girl, paid for it.
Never had a gf
Few close friends
No car
Finished first year of uni, might have failed, waiting for results.
Not fat or socially inept. In fact Im muscular and have no problem talking to people, except girls of course.
Live is a small room in student halls
Spend most my free time wasting away

HAHAHAHHAHA

I love this thread. It's r9k in a nutshell.

>>4501316
>17
I see you hiding between all these tl;dr posts, underage scum!

20 years old
Virgin
No close friends
Community college, parent, sibling, and several relatives went to: Harvard, Stanford, UC Berkley, UCLA, Oxford.
Live with my grandparents
Never had a real girlfriend
Acne
Would be pretty good looking, but I'm too lazy to wash myself or exercise, so I'm thin and dirty. I'm often too lazy to eat.
No real job
Normally jack off at least twice a day, or I don't masturbate for weeks because I'm depressed.

22 years old
have had decent success with girls
moved back in with mom so i could save money
in the process of getting car back (need insurance)
graduated with an AA degree in Guitar

could be worse

>>4501264
No libido and lack of motivation are classic signs of depression. Go see a doctor.

18 years old
fucked two girls
just graduated high school
got accepted into a uni
bitchez want me
fuck you haterz

21 years.
Virgin.
Unemployed
Student at university; falling behind in courses, though. Failed grammar.
Live with my mom's.
Around 5 RL friends.
Never dated anyone.
No car, have licence, but suck as a driver.

21
Virgin (never even had a date). Friend tried to set me up with a girl but I messed it up and got noplace because of my incompetence.
Live at home
CS Major
I can fly planes, soon to become a flight instructor, and eventually pilot career.
(If anyone who knows me sees this thread they'll probably figure out who it is)

Looks like vidya games is worse than drugs.

19 years old
Virgin
A couple of good friends.
Not a dropout.
Lives with parents.
No job/car/license/permit
Free time spent playing games and applying for jobs.

19 years old
Haven't had sex in over 2 years
No friends, even online 'friends' don't bother talking to me much
Dropped out of school
Unemployed
Live alone
No car/licence
Complete mental fuck-up
Ugly
Spend all my time sleeping or on the internet.

..Yeah

18
Not virgin, but who cares?
Various friends and associates
Finishing exams now
/v/idya can't hold my attention
No job now
No license but I don't want/care
Free time spent doing anything

-19 years old.
-had a threesome when lost virginity.
-has a small collective group of friends (two of which are visiting at the moment.)
-Second year of community college.
-In a committed relationship with a moderately attractive person.
-Still lives at home.
-No job.
-plays wow, 170+ days across all characters.
-no car/license.

16 years old
Not a virgin
around 10 real friends
still in 4th year of highschool (europe)
+30 days WoW (5 characters)
No job/car/license/permit
Don't masturbate often (GF)

>>4501713
>16
Haha, fuck off back to neopets.

no one reads these

18
virgin (never kissed a girl)
no online/offline friends
ugly
balding (extremely thin body hair)
terrible skin (acne)
no job
chubby
too cheap to play WoW, play free mmorpgs
dropped out
haven't been outside since i dropped out
constant back pain
boring
stupid
terrible memory
give up on everything after a few minutes
close to giving up on this post
depressed

21 years old
Non virgin, only have had sex with my current gf
Haven't made her cum yet
Premature ejaculation
Average penis
Introverted
Live with parents and get cock blocked all the time.
Don't know what to do with my degree
Fairly chubby
Really shy

21 years old
Non-virgin
six real friends I'd confide in, many more I hang out with.
Many games played, none in extreme excess
Live in house with mother and sister while attending college.
No job but enlisting in Air Force, Have own car
All free time spent playing tennis, learning to fly, surfing the internet, or exploring the out doors with buddies.

Oh wait, I'm doing it wrong. I used to be like you OP and you know what changed everything? I bought a hat, a fedora. Using this awesome hat I made a 'character' (see method acting) and gained charisma. I realized that everything in life is just about Charisma, the rest is trivial.