>raining outside
>dirty clothes on
>hungry as fuck
>pass police station
>throws rocks in their windows

>>4485941 (OP)
go on...

originalmuteblock

>15, homeless
>acquired homeless gf
> at sports center
"Okay you sit down, I'm going to see if their are any unlocked cars in the parking lot."
"Okay."
"I love you."
"I love you too."

>>4485991
Fuck you why would you do that?

>>4485941 (OP)
> Travelled from Georgia to Nebraska thumbing rides
> stayed in old abandoned houses and farms
>got to a McDonalds at Bellevue
>had a few bucks, bought a sandwich
> manager complaining that he couldn't hire any more workers at minimum wage
> said I'd gladly work for less
> looked at me like I was an FBI agent

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>>4485991
I hope you never figure it out.

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>>4485991

HOBO LUUUUV

>>4486014
> travelled Nebraska doing undocumented farm work until I was 16
>moved up to South Dakota for a while, did some odd jobs under the table at a restaurant
Marlins, I think it was.
>got caught by police multiple times
>always got away

>>4486062
>>4486014
sounds lovely but scary
you guys are adventurous and I salute you

This is why I'm an anarchist. Institutionalized bullshit man.
Nobody really cares to help you, just to keep you in need.

>>4486062
Holy shit dude, Marlins up in Aberdeen? I go there all the time.

Maybe tomorrow, I'm gonna settle down

R-Rabs?

>>4486076
>running from cop
>night
>drunk native catches us both, pulls us towards direction we came from
>pulls out pepper spray
>he let's us go, keeps bags
>didn't care, had to get away
Shit gets scary
>>4486091
I'd agree, they aren't very interested in helping you get your shit together, and more trying to find my mother and placing me in foster care or whatever the fuck.
Fuck them. Haven't seen my mother in 9 years btw.

>>4486125
do you have any family or friends?
have you met loads of people?
you should write a book about your life

>>4486095
Fuck yeah! They still have that big ass marlin burger? I attempted it on a bet.

>>4486091
Ouch, I just cut myself on all that edge.

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>>4486139
I have a daughter, and my wife. No family, I have met so many good and bad people its ridiculous. I never considered writing a book. Hmm

>>4486169
where did you meet your wife?
when did you decide to hit the road and why?
do it, or start a blog or something, you should write it down, don't let your knowledge, experience and wisdom die with you

>>4486125
No, no one cares about helping you or you for that matter. You're human garbage. If your own mother discarded you, what makes you think the rest of us should take care of you? Do us all a favor and kill yourself.

>>4486180
3edgy4me m8

>Coming home from boarding school
>Peeps still on vacation and fucking forgot about me
>House locked, no way to get over the fence
>All I had was a heavy bag full of clothes and other stuff
>I threw the bag over the ~12ft fence
>Forgot my wallet in the bag FUCK
>Went to the train station
>Borrow a bucket from the maintenance guys
>Sat there trying to look talented
>No one gives change(I guess I didn't look homeless enough)
>Some people I know saw me
>Ran the fuck away from there

>Spent about 3 days living off stolen chocolate bars and biscuits from 7eleven
>Cried myself to sleep every night behind this warehouse

>>4486218
wow... what's your situation like now?
what happened when they got back?

>>4486179
>where did you meet your wife?
At a church in richmond Virginia. Remember that homeless gf? Her. Her name is Josie and she is the love of my life, I talked to her after mass, I saw her in the corner shoveling a donut by herself and I conversed. She too was homeless, and she ended up following me around.>>4486180

>when did you decide to hit the road and why?
My mom just kinda left, and I had nowhere to go.
>do it, or start a blog or something, you should write it down, don't let your knowledge, experience and wisdom die with you
I will. :D
>>4486180
I never expected anyone to take care of me. That was what I was trying to fight. I live a really comfortable life now, and I'm glad that makes you mad.

>>4486239
Have you ever tried to track down your mum?
Would you talk to her if she she came back into your life?

>>4486180
Do you think you're cool? Do you think you're funny?
Go back to /b/, you stupid fuck
Retarded lel so fahnny le epik trell idiot

> Under parking lot roof
>just sitting there trying to sleep half soaked
>patrol guy sees me sleeping there
> nudges me to see if I'm alive.
>"sorry kid but you can't sleep here."
Fuck

>>4486231
My sister goes:
"You could have called, you know"

Then it was forgotten.

>>4486239
thanks for replying to my stuff and send me a link to your blog which you will be making right now
also, >>4486247
asked some pretty good questions

that's lovely that things worked out for you and Josie, how did she become homeless?

It'd really be amazing if you could write stories of things that's happened to you
I know it's probably hard to remember though which sucks
Are you still in Virginia?
Have you ever travelled/holidayed outside of the states?

>>4486218
I had a similar thing happen except it was only for one day and my parents felt really bad

>>4486218
Why didn't you climb over the fence?
Or have a key?

>>4486275
I want to hug you.
I hope you're happy and have a good life

>>4486247
I've gotten curious but I never seriously searched. She's a fucking asshole, and I don't plan on any contact ever. I hope that bf is still with her, and she still gets beat.

>>4486289
How old's your daughter?
Does she ever ask about her grandma?

>>4486180
I got a paper cut from that edginess.

>>4486285
The fence wasn't really climbable. The lower half was a concrete wall and the top part was iron with points and stuff. And I don't have a key because usually there are people inside to open the gate, only my dad has the keys.

>>4486317
Dayum

Where do you live to need a fence like that?

>>4486280
>how did she become homeless?
Her dad was a white supremacist.beat and molested her and her mother. Ran away a week before I met her.
>Have you ever travelled/holidayed outside of the states?
Got snuck into Canada. Regina is the shit. Subway and A&W are god tier there.
>Are you still in Virginia?
I live in wasilla Alaska now.

>>4486317
Sounds like a fucked up family to me.
My fence is similar yet you can climb it and every child of the family has had the keys since they were like 7.
I remember losing the keys when I was around that age and waiting to get them again and being closed out in the garden a few times but it was never a big deal.

Also you went to military school, I'm sure there's something up with that.

>>4486297
She was born December 4 2006. I use our next door neighbor as "grandma Ann". She's just the sweetest woman I've ever met.

>>4486350
Dawwww, so her 6th birthday is coming up

Glad to hear your life's turned out so great, friend

>even the homeless guy has a gf and all I have is that feel

>>4486330

As a fellow alaskan I gotta ask. How the fuck do we have so many homeless people/ex homeless people. Was up in fairbanks with it being about 20 degrees a month ago and homeless everywhere.

Do me a favor and shit on Palins lawn... Or kill her depending on how adventurous you are/fear her security.

>>4486374
Not op, but its one of the inescapable holes in the rail system, like portland and NYC.

>>4486330
how on earth did you make it all the way to alaska??
does your wife ever see her mom?
it's a good thing she met you so quickly

If your mom wasn't such a bitch, where do you think your life would be right now?

OP you really hit hard. Accounts of life like yours need to be known. It'd really bust up people's illusion of opportunity and prosperity. It'd make change.

>>4486385

I imagine this is why the OP went to Canada. Was being smuggled to Alaska as there is work there.

MOAR STORIES OP
PLEASE
YOU SOUND INTERESTING

>>4486374
Fuckin natives. Good deal of em are mentally ill and those welfare villages can't deal with em.
>>4486371
And whiteys on the moon.

Anonymous
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>>4486330
>how on earth did you make it all the way to alaska??
Borders were pretty laxed back in the day. Thumbed a ride from a trucker who was going to Regina, and its kinda blurry until dead horse.
>does your wife ever see her mom?
No her mother killed her father and is serving 8 years on account of the abuse.

>it's a good thing she met you so quickly
Damn straight.

>>4486400
Ain't no work here either. Was lucky and got a job at sports men's warehouse.

>In the woods next to a trail
>Josie and I trying to get to sleep
>and by sleep I mean sex
> guy in a Suzuki drives through the trail
>tries to turn around, gets stuck in the swamp right next to another stuck car
>half naked,"THE FIRST CAR SHOULD HAVE BEEN A WARNING!" I shouted
>"SHIT! Can you help me get it out?"
> I said sure. I pushed on the front while he hit the gas.
>finally got out.
>"thanks man" hands me 2 20'$ "whatcha doin out here?"
>"we're travelers."
> "well you guys can come over to my house! You can take a shower and do whatever. Anything for a bro."
>"thanks man"

>>4486477
Guys name was angel, and he was house sitting for a friend. I later found out he was a good ol boy convicted felon who was squatting in a house while its occupants went on vacation. He slept with a pink cricket single shot 22 in his arms. We left while he slept.

Keep any memorabilia?
What's your daughters name?

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>>4486519
Just photos.
And my daughters name is Mary.

What's your fetish, OP? Is it that sexy wizard

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>>4486552
Slothcest.

more homeless adventures pls

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>>4486125
I fail to see how foster care is bad, I became officially an orphan at 13, got adopted.
Lived comfortably, the gov pays for my college now, I see everything nicely. and I plan to join the chair force when i get my master's degree in 2 years... so? How is any of it bad?

>>4486791
Foster care and adoption are completely different things. Were you thrown around the system from childfarmer to childfarmer?

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>>4486791
>I fail to see how foster care is bad.

My sides.

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>>4486565
>Slothcest
What the actual fuck

>>4486826
This.
The parents of one of my childhood friends have become "childfarmers". The most recent kid they had was sent to another family after a while. Three months later he was arrested for some robbery. He's 15 or so.
Poor guy actually seemed like a good kid when he initially came here about a year and a half ago.

>Father is executive of Canadian oil company
>Family was really wealthy even before that
>Mom is a snooty bitch, never happy
>Because of this, dad is never happy, also his stressful job
>I rarely see them
>even when they are home, they dont give a shit about me
>have older brother who 7 years older then me and is practically a coke head,
>Practically raised by phillipino nannys
>go to school at a boarding school a province over, filled with rich cokehead kids
>mfw im probably lonelier then you homeless bastards and i have over a million dollars in my trust fund.

>>4486854

You have the money and means to hang out with less rich and alienated people.

Do you realise how many fucking options you have available to you with that much money?

Fuck, I have no money in my account and I am going to have to ask my mother for some money from my life savings. You have no idea how powerful that money is that you have, its only when you dont have any you know what you can do with it.

>>4486854
>Implying your life wouldn't be a hundred times worse right now if you were poor

>>4486854

>have enough money to do anything

>yeah im probably worse off than you homeless guys for sure

>>4486909
>>4486919
>>4486924
Go out and meet some train hopping squatters. They have nothing but fun and are tight-knit as all hell.. It is one of the the most loyal and fraternal cultures in the US.

tl;dr money doesn't buy friends, and happiness it does buy only lasts 20 minutes and deviates your septum

So homeless guy, what do you do for a living now?

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>>4486835
OP here, totally legit.

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>>4486791
Not everyone wants to be an entitled greedy fucktard.

>in abandoned car
> found key, wouldn't start though
> go to sleep in car
>woke up freezing
>gf staring at me sleeping
> "you cold?" Sez I
>" no I was watching you sleep"
>"I'm kinda cold. I'll go start a fire."
>"no stay."
> unbuttons my shirt
>"let me take off your pants"
>she can't unbutton it
> makes sexy face, " it's broken"
>" ill help you fix it."

Cont.

>>4487387
>pants off
"Take your pants off you're not being fair."
> she does
> before I even get comfy she launches on my cock
>she's a femdom, she says I need to resist her
>okay
>shes bigger than me so I just get fucked harder
> about to cum
> tries to pull out
>"no you don't"
>too strong cant resist
Best orgasm in my entire life. I don't pull out any more cuz of that.

>>4485941 (OP)
Wish I still had a troll account bro, I'd love to write down your experiences; as a lit student have been for many years interested in writing monologues from places most people couldn't imagine.

I think I speak for the rest of us when I say I wish I had your life.

I'm a depressed ugly lazy beta virgin piece of shit loser and wish I wasn't such a burden to others.

How is life now?
Settled down in a house and got a job?

Please do post more stories.

>>4487743
Yes I'm rather secure.
>>4487550
It's all good. I'm flattered really:3
But I must go to bed now. I'll post more in the morning :D

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>>4487613
Start a revolution.

>be like 8
>family is planning to spend christmas in paris.
>get in fight with mom and she makes me sleep on the top floor
>they leave to go to paris without even waking me up
>fuck yeah home to myself
>SUDDENLY BURGLARS
>fuck that, set up booby traps
>finally get the burglars caught by the cops
>mom gets home and we have sweet incest love

I put a tarantula on one of those faggot burglars