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What's wrong with you? And how are you going to sort it?

The only thing I have wrong with me is that i'm pretty fat. I have a normal life, grades, friends, hobbies. It's just that nobody really wants to spend time or be friends with the fat guy.

So I've started running again, after a lapse for the last few weeks. I figure that if i get thin then things will drastically improve.
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>>4485829 (OP)
Thin guy here, doesn't really make much difference.
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>>4485843
How so? At least you can wear fashionable clothes and eat what you want.
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Fat and no life

I need to move out of this town so i can start fresh with new people and give life another go
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>What's wrong with you?
I'm delusional.

I've been sad forever and can't remember a single time I was happy.

I'm only not suicidal when I can escape the world and forget about who I really am and what I'm really doing. The minute it comes back to me I feel sad and can't do too much.

I'm poor, I have no money and no job, I have nothing. I have no Air Conditioner, no phone, nothing that you'd expect aside from the internet access that gives me less than 0.50MBPs

I'm a pedophile.

I haven't had any social interaction with really anyone in person in over 3years.


>And how are you going to sort it?
Suicide.
One day, hopefully soon.
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People don't want to hang out with you because your lack of personality, not your weight.

Fat guy here too.
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I'm mentally fucked because I was abused, put into care at 6 and had little social interaction.

Foster family was broken also.
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>>4485954
go for a walk man, down to the beach, over to the park, just get out of the house.
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I couldn't get it up, I was there man I would have lost my virginity last night. I just couldn't get it up, and when I did I couldn't keep it up. My gf sucked my dick for 15 minutes, I got hard, then I lost it. 3 times I got hard then it just fizzled out. I think i am going to kill myself.
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>Pretty fat
Kid, you need to get out. Stop being a fat lazy cunt, get off your ass and do some exercise instead of sitting at your computer pretending you have friends etc and eating chocolate.
Pic related - Me with two of my RL friends. I'm in mid.
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I'm a jealeous psychopath. It has been a problem with my relationships. I should calm the fuck down.
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>>4486031
Your friend should get that tattoo on his back so his boyfriend has something to read
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>>4486067
He's not gay you tard. If that's what you're implying.
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>>4486079

It's precisely what I was >implying

DYEL
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>>4486157
Don't be such a pretentious twat.
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>>4486166
>asking someone if they even lift
>pretentious

BZZZZZZT

Please try again
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>Dropped out of school when I was 15

I'm going to start online learning. It will cost some money but I imagine it will be worth it in the long run. Still. I'll be in my late twenties by the time I start university.

It's better than nothing, right?
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>>4486198
No, it's shit.
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>>4486246
>No, it's shit.

O-Okay. Thanks.
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I am the same, op.
I feel like I am getting too fat, like I'm crossing into beast territory. Today I am having my last beer.
It's going to be a looooong next few years.
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>>4485977
wrong

Not the same guy, but there are situations in which being the gross one makes everyone uncomfortable
Insecure people don't want to hang out with people that would make them look lower by hanging out with them. Kinda like
>look, he's hanging out with that huge fat guy, he probably has no other friends, what a loser
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My main problem is that I am incredibly constipated and prone to becoming constipated.

I'm thinking I'll go to the hospital tomorrow and get an enema. After that I'm going to try even more seriously to stick to a good diet and exercise.
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>>4485954
jesus christ....fuck.

welp.
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>>4486246 true
>>4486321
There's no need to feel bad, he's right about regimented online education being shit-tier... but the average highschool is even worse.

-FUCK- three years of highschool-level study, without the distractions of other kids beating the shit out of each other in a chanting circle of students and other assorted Jerry Springer tier entertainment you would lose your fucking mind at the infuriatingly slow plod towards graduation and repetitive curriculum geared towards both politician-friendly rises in educational achievement stats as well as sneaking as many intellectually disabled students through the system as humanly possible to receive more funding.

If there are official online HS pathways I'm sure the actual assessment is open to individuals as well, though I have to ask why you want to do this at all. You dropped out at 15, why university?
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I dont know what the question I'm trying to answer is.
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>>4486472
It's
>why are you such a faggot?
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>>4486024
I've tried that.
I tried it yesterday in fact.

Felt perfect out, the temperature was just right.
Sadly it was just on the streets because there's no mountains, beaches or anything nice around here.
Got a good 3miles in before it came back to my mind, and then I just felt like shit and couldn't get it off my mind.

Saw a sign saying "adopt a block".
Adopt...

>>4486404
I didn't even say everything.

I can't go to sleep because I have insomnia.
I have to stay up for over a day before I even have the chance to go to sleep for a small 7-9hours before it all restarts.

I'll shut up, I just thought about how it might seem like I'm just wanting people to feel bad for me.
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>>4486545
Jesus, do what OP's doing and get /fit/ and fuck loads of people.

Or learn three chords on guitar and become green day.

Or join the police

Or join the army

Just do something you fucking idiot


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