Because the good ones are awesome.

>>4485367 (OP)
There's so much wrong with that image that I fell skinny to be in America

>>4485367 (OP)
How can this be? I thought American girls would be the worst in terms of alcohol drugs and sex/ Australian girls are probably somewhere up there too but American girls seem to be the highest

Unless in the US there are a lot of those virgin until marriage girls that make up for all those jersey shore kim kardashian type sluts

Those are working class girls. If you manage to get into tertiary education you get access to the posh poon. In my time spent living in university halls I saw not one fat or obese girl. Literally not one. Some were butterfaces, sure, but they all take care of themselves.

I feel lucky I'm moved to france sometimes, there are whores here, but it's different, the average girl ain't no bitch

>>4485386
Isn't France full of immigrants and feminists now? People say France and London and Germany are being overrun

And yet the teenage pregnancy rate in Britain still significantly lower than in America.
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teenage_pregnancy#section_1

I suppose you Americans have no reason to want to get an American gf either.

>>4485367 (OP)
The one in the sailor outfit would look great if she lost some fucking weight.

>>4485384
That feel when in the British army and posh poon looks down at my career choice.

A friend of mine moved to the UK to study. He's not the most good-looking bro (maybe a 6/10) but he has got the most awesome personality. I don't mean he's a qt guy, he's pretty alpha and has no problem talking up girls when he's out. But he's seriously one of the coolest guys I know, funny as hell and awesome to hang out with.

So when he moved to the UK and after a few months got a gf I was happy for him. Until I saw her face. She is, seriously, the single ugliest non-deformed girl I've ever seen in my whole life. I knew british girls were generally not that good looking, but she took it to a whole other level. She looks like a hagraven from skyrim. Seriously, stupendously ugly.

Britain, I do not like you.

>>4485384
This.

Higher levels of education act as a filter for general sexiness of girls in the UK.

They get much better looking in uni, it filters out all the ugly ones. Bonus points if its a good uni with higher entry requirements.

>>4485384
I will attain to this. Most girls in university are pretty fantastic, and they generally get better as you go up the university ranking. Stay the fuck away from the old poly's though. They're all ugly and fat there.

>>4485415
>tfw I live in the clearing halls of my Uni because of accommodation fuck up
>tfw loud, fat bitches and niggers everywhere

>>4485412
That feel when i go from the UK to Spain, and everywhere you look in Madrid theirs beautiful women with ugly guys.

It's like opposite, feels good man.

>he posts a picture of northern dogs

The south is where it's at boys

Probably because I'm not stupid enough to go after a slag?

Alcohol and Cannabis are both Depressants, alcohol being full of excess calories and Cannabis causing Munchies, and are heavily tied to weight gain. Excess consumption of both is often related to "party girl" culture prevalent through Australia, the UK, and some parts of America, a subculture which contributes significantly to unwanted and underage pregnancy.

Obesity among Australian and English women aged 18-25 has increased extremely sharply in the last 15 years, and disproportionately to men in the same age group.

TLDR most women native to the Anglosphere are shit tier.

I'd post some girls that I know to counter OP... but I'm far too afraid you'll track them

>>4485415
But everyone in Britain is pretty fucking stupid, so obviously the only reason you people pay for college is to find sort of attractive women.

There are definitely few fat people at uni in the UK. Especially the top-tier institutions.

>>4485454
>implying the idea that 'everyone in x country is stupid' isn't universal
>implying that if you leave school after 18, you're not going to end up with a ugly bitch

>>4485367 (OP)
>I get my opinions from Family Guy

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>>4485383
America has Religion. Australia has nothing (except lots of sex).

I have no idea what the fuck is going on in Turkey.

>>4485383
LOL no, US has got nothing on UK binge drinking culture....have you seen every city centre on a friday night?

and yes there are alot of munters, more so in certain parts but there are a shit ton of fit ones. like everyone else is saying uni filters alot of them out

You know who has some fine women? Scandinavian countries.

When I went on my #LADS holiday to Greece, generally most of the girls were skinnyfat or chubby but all the Scandinavian girls were pretty darn tidy.

>>4485404
I don't know why or how you do it, but respect
unless you're a cunt

1) Don't go up North
2) Get an education
3) Don't go to clubs in town on a Friday night
Congrats you're now primed to meet some actually attractive, middle class women

>>4485454
Scotfag here. Don't pay a penny for university education despite having some of the best universities in the UK. Plenty of English girls even come up here for university (especially Edinburgh which is 90% English).

>>4485470
>tfw you bring your country's average down

>>4485470
what the fuck iceland
that must be awkward as fuck seeing as only like 5 people live there

>>4485471
This. My american friend who I talk to on skype just doesn't understand how often people will head to the pub for a drink or just how much drinking is ingrained in our culture.

He flips out at me sometimes for drinking too much but I do nothing compared to those who go out almost every night with the intent to just get wasted.

>>4485470
>tfw live in Australia and still haven't fucked a girl that wasn't a hooker

If Australian girls are sluts then why the fuck are so many robots in Australia virgins?

Also Turkey, what the fuck?

>>4485471
I'm Australian so I have no idea what it's like in the UK but the media seem to show Americans as party obsessed cunts. Like a lot of young college and high school age students just drink and fuck and go to the gym and do their make up and drink and fuck

>>4485489
what's fucking a hooker like?

>>4485489
Because Bitches and Whores destroy our motivation. Would you bother with women if you knew it was overwhelmingly likely that you wouldn't meet one you could even like as a friend, let alone form a real relationship with?

>>4485489
There are a lot of sex slaves in Turkey.

>>4485485

Right in the feels, bro... ;_;

Also, really, isn't there a turkish bot around here to tell us what the fuck is going own down there? I'm curious.

>>4485494
Most of the time emotionless sex where she will do what you say unless it's stuff she won't do. Sometimes you can feel a connection and the sex is better

It's legal in Australia so you can go to a brothel and choose the girl you want to fuck and pay your money and fuck her. It's an easy way for guys who find it easier to make the amount of money to fuck a hooker compared to going out and trying to get laid the normal way

>>4485498
Do people count fucking sex slaves and hookers as sexual partners in these surveys?

>>4485509
what have you done with them?
is there like a fixed rate or different for different acts?
can you get more than one at the same time?
is it true they won't kiss you?

>>4485509
Which part of Australia are you from?
Does anyone know you've been with hookers?

>>4485496
Also an ausfag and couldn't give a fuck about australian women. Aussie men are top tier blokes though. Fuck, i know a couple strangers who've walked the extra mile for me. Can't say the same about any woman though.

>tfw no Polish gf

this is the worst feel

>>4485509
This anon purposefully omits how much those sluts actually charge in Australia. Go on anon, tell them.

>>4485523
Nothing too crazy, just normal sex. Done anal before and also had my asshole licked. A bit of face fucking too. Every hooker is different and will do different things that you need to ask her first or know of before you go there. You can definitely get more than one at a time, I haven't done that yet because I think it's a bit too advanced for me right now

Some will charge you more for different things like anal for kissing. Some won't kiss at all while others will kiss as part of their service, others will charge for it. Some will charge for going down on them, it all depends on the hooker

It's legal in Australia so you don't have to worry about that shit. Just don't get a hooker off the street, go to a brothel as your safest bet. That way you can go in and if you don't like any of the hookers there, you just leave

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>>4485550
That would be weird

>Have gf
>Can't actually call her by her name because it's nigh-unpronounceable gibberish
>Have to ad-hoc other ways of addressing her

>>4485493
its like that in the UK except less people go to the gym. i got one girl on fb who litterally gets near paraletic drunk multiple times a week. pretty sure ive seen pics of her passed out in the street. flashing her thong. generally being a drunken fat whore. she once got drunk 12 nights in a row. by the time i was 17 quite a few people i knew had to go to hospital from drinking too much

https://www.google.com/search?hl=en&newwindow=1&q=binge%20drinking%20UK&bav=on.2,or.r_gc
.r_pw.r_cp.r_qf.&bpcl=38625945&biw=1366&bih=589&noj=1&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=
isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&ei=x9moUOaDEsWa1AW-kIHYCw

these pics pretty much sum up every friday/saturday night in every city centre in the whole of the UK lol

>>4485533
East coast. A lot of my friends know but most don't know to what extent. A lot of them also fuck hookers too but a lot don't. I don't talk too much about it at all since I'd rather keep most of that private since there's still a big of a stigma about it, even if it's legal. Like male sex toys, if you owned one, you probably wouldn't tell anyone

>>4485567

just call her baby.

i.e. hay baby u wan sum fuck?

>>4485567
lol is that you in the picture? if it is, good idea, I sniggered

>>4485551
He didn't ask how much they are. They vary in price but generally about 3000 for an hour gets you a decent hooker. More than that seems like a bit of a waste to me if you do it a lot

>>4485571
http://www.walesonline.co.uk/useful-information/fun-stuff/photos/2012/10/09/cardiff-carnage-binge-dr
inking-pictures-go-global-91466-31996903/

also this is my city, flick through the slide show for a general feel of a standard friday night. bear in mind its a pretty small city

>>4485571
Why is the binge drinking culture so big in the UK? In Australia it's fairly big too, a lot of people get shitfaced drunk when they drink

>>4485581
I meant 300 an hour

>>4485582
damn you lot have got some fit birds in wales

>>4485589
Can't say for the UK, but in Australia, basically, there's just fucking nothing better to do than get fucked and fuck bitches, really.

>>4485582
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2040260/Maciej-Dakowicz-Cardiff-After-Dark-binge-drinking-im
ages-turned-Britain-laughing-stock.html

this is better actually

>>4485589
its just how people are brought up. you're considered pretty fucking strange if you dont like getting wrecked on friday nights. even the nerds from my year go clubbing and get wrecked now

Don't date chavs.

That already means one third of British women is off the list but the other two thirds are alright.

Britfag here, our women are mostly shit-tier. The few good ones are amazing, but of course they're all taken. It's why I have a policy of only dating foreign students.

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blooxxybloxblox

>>4485582
that is not a standard friday night in cardiff you idiot. carnage is the equivalent of wales winning a grand slam in rugby.
you ignorant shithead

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shame we cant blankpost on /r9k/

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>>4485633
check out the other link, cardiff after dark. thats not after any particular event and looks worse you dull cunt

>>4485631
WHAT THE FUCK
ARE YOU SERIOUS
HOW CAN ANY CITY BE THIS FUCKING TRASHY

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>>4485651
u mad brah? tbh this is only on friday nights, it gets cleaned up before the next day

>>4485644
and cardiff after dark came out after WE WON A GRAND SLAM IN RUGBY thats why i said equivalent, ive seen both articles when they came out and went to both events. clearly you need to try living in "your" city a bit more

>tfw people think you're some stuck up teetotaller because you complain about how ingrained drinking is in British culture.

I don't mind people going out once in a while to get really drunk or a drink down the pub. And I can't tell people what to do. But there is a real problem of people getting shitfaced night after night in this country.

>>4485470
>Australia second highest

FUCKING KNEW IT. Our country is full of massive sluts, and that's saying something considering our 25 or so million to the America's fagibillion.

Europe in general has pretty shit-tier girls. Spainfag here, we have a lot of pretty girls, but they're all horny sluts anyway.

>>4485661
where does it say that? i would've thought there'd be more people carrying things with welsh flags or wearing the rugby tops if there was a match on

>>4485658
YES I'M MAD
FUCK
FUUCCCCKKK

also
>not slaying that tapped out pussy

>implying all britgirls are ugly
>implying there's not lots of qt3.14s
>implying i'm not a britfag with an 8/10 britfag gf with dat ass

Stay mad, friends.

>>4485683
would you wear a woolen rugby top out to a nightclub filled with 300+ people?

>>4485687
Probably a shitty brit personality but kay

I'm teetotal because I was abused, that's why I get fucking nowhere because these dickheads and their shitty alcohol.

>>4485701
people wear alot of stupid shit to nightclubs. if they were in a pub watching the rugby beforehand then yes probably. but seriously link where it says it was taken after a grand slam, i am curious

British guy with a Ghanian woman here. Best decision I ever made. No drama, no binge-drinking, or reality tv show marathons; only love, sex, vidya games, and mulatto babies.

>>4485705
Nope, I love her personality, it's funny, bubbly and we share common interests.

Is your backside aching yet, chap?

>>4485718
Niggerlover. Get the fuck out.

>>4485715
I feel the need to point out that most of these were taken on nights where people came for the rugby, this isn't an everyday average night out.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2040260/Maciej-Dakowicz-Cardiff-After-Dark-binge-drinking-im
ages-turned-Britain-laughing-stock.html#ixzz2Ca0zdbCO
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plus the fact that i remember vividly when this article came out and it was a week after we had won the grand slam

That feel when Spanish girlfriend, British girls can burn in hell.

Brit here who is fortunate enough to get one of the few girls who isn't godawful.

Yes, we met in university and agree university does filter out a lot of the rubbish. She also knows how to handle her drink and doesn't view getting completely smashed as enjoyable in any way. Have been with her for a year and a half and only seen her drunk twice despite having regular drinks each week.

>>4485743

>implying an attractive and intelligent African woman isn't much more preferable to White British women.

You've never met a Ghanian/nubian goddess, have you?

>>4485748
ye it still doesnt mention anywhere about that...you just copied and pasted that from 1 comment that has 79 thumbs down....and even if its true, a group of men running around on a rectangle of grass with a ball putting it over the other side better than another group of men isnt exactly a good reason for thousands of people to act like that. its retarded when you think about it

>>4485776
if you want to settle for it for now, go ahead.
but think long and hard about subjecting your progeny to a life of genetic inferiority.

>>4485447
>Cannabis
>Depressant

nah dude nah

>>4485757
Are you fucking me?
>met my gf in uni (although she not at uni yet)
>together year and a half
>also knows how to handle her drink and much prefers to get just tipsy
>barely seen her drunk

I'm >>4485687

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>>4485789

So it's a Stimulant then?

>>4485788
I dunno, our daughter is pretty damn cute (blue eyes, pale skin, 'white' features, blonde/brown curly hair).

She will be raised to be an upstanding Christian, British subject.

>not going for the GOAT Welsh/Irish/Scottish girls

>>4485852
>tfw seeing geralt
>tfw i feel like i just saw an old friend

>>4485921 dem celtic genetics

>>4485858
sounds nice but we are NOT subjects, we are citizens

Fuck Yeah England!

the thing about Britain is yes most of the women are fuck ugly. but we have so many immigrants the hot ones aren't British. get yourself a nice eastern European or Arab girl, they have as loose a morals as the British ones but none of the fuck ugliness.

>>4486017
No, we are subjects. And she will be proud to be one.

She shall be singing Jerusalem in church and praying for our Queen in a few years time. My little poppet will not be another one of those hedonistic pieces of trash that inhabit these isles.

>>4485921
>>4485961

Scotfag here
You're delusional if you think they behave any different to English girls. Same applies to the Welsh and Irish as well, I imagine.

>>4485383
But have you seen a typical british woman with vitamin D deficiency and a shitty attitude?

>Welsh people
>better
Not so fast, friends!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYN2hxFH5rQ

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This is why we "waste time" getting a one-night British gf.

>>4486190
I don't want to live on this planet any more etc
also what is the fat ugly guy doing there? surely they could have fulfilled the token slot with someone that fits the show's premise

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You're looking in the wrong places if those are the characteristics you're finding. Pic related.

>>4486163
I wouldn't say that's at all typical.

Seems to be a fairly big class divide in England. I've always thought of Ireland and England being fairly similar culture wise, but the class gap isn't near as pronounced in Ireland

>>4485489
>If Australian girls are sluts then why the fuck are so many robots in Australia virgins?

Because Australian girls are only sluts for 6'2" tanned, jacked, blond mineworkers with chiseled faces. They don't need to settle for beta.

>Why are the commoners so vulgar and worthless?

>>4485368
This x1000

The qt 3.142 welsh girl I was with last night was awesome.

>>4486217
so there are mines in Australia eh
what kind of mines do you guys have over there?
coal?precious ores? not so precious ores?

>>4486203
But you're not typically British are you Ophelia?

>>4485921
lol welsh girls, orange and fat girls from the depressed valleys

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>>4486107
>She shall be singing Jerusalem in church and praying for our Queen in a few years time

Den nex minnit she 'angin wiv us
innit lads, that public skoold slag be propa fit aye?? dun took thisunn wiv me celly las' fridee nite we aww had romp wivver, rite filfy aint she boys?

>>4485367 (OP)
where's the pretty one goddamit? There's lways a pretty one. crap.

>>4486278
>boys
>not lads

Step it up bruv.

>>4486103
Out of interest where do you live? I used to live in the north east so I thought the majority of English people were ugly then came to London and I can't escape pretty English girls.

>>4486243
iron and coal mostly. Industrial age materials to go with an industrial age society

>>4486278
>public skoold slag be propa fit aye
they wouldn't say "be" propa fit

everything else was fucking hilarious though

>>4486306
why does everyone say up north girls are ugly?
In the midlands the girls are very pretty

>>4485470
>durex.com

>>4486324

Midlands isn't north. This has always been a problem for people from there, the northerners think we're southern faggots, the southerns think we're northern scum.

As for the girls, they are alright, nothing spectacular. Most of the girls on my uni course who I think are really good looking are overseas students anyway.

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>>4485479
>you're now primed to meet nice girls without going out

>>4486324
Because all of this is standard: http://acidcow.com/pics/11098-seaweeds-invade-the-shores-of-china-59-pics.htm

(ignore what the url says and open it for hilarious yet depressing photos)

The worst part is most of these girls are as pretty as it gets up north. I think it's bad diet, too much alcohol and a lack of sunlight that makes them so ugly.

rose is british

>>4485367 (OP)

>company sends me to england for assignment
>fuck yeah, hot english women with sexy accents
>mfw every woman i encounter makes our 'fat american girls' look anorexic
>mfw they're all loud alcoholic ugly and did i mention fat? man the harpoons
>mfw i see their teeth ...jesus, i thought austin powers was exaggerating the dental stuff
>mfw i finally find some half-decent-looking one, get her in bed, and she just lays there like a hairy half-deflated blow up doll.

Hell naw.

>>4486342
I know, the midlands thing was kinda unrelated, just pointing out the fact that the south isn't the only place for nice looking women
>>4486346
a lot of those girls are pretty though, just overly made up and a slaggy looking
Most people go out and end up looking terrible because they've had to much to drink

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>>4486370
I suppose it's a matter of taste, you just don't find many skinny alien looking girls in Newcastle.

>>4486395
so your idea of beauty is looking similar to a catwalk model or something? very skinny, high cheek bones etc?

>>4486406
Pretty much. Inb4 people say my standards are too high, it's not like I expect the streets to be lined with these girls.

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>>4486419
Dropped the picture I wanted to post, I'm not entirely sure why I feel I have to post it.

>>4485470
>tfw when you bring your country's average up
>tfw Australian

aww yee.

>>4486342
>tfw from the south, go to uni in the midlands, gf from the north
>2012
>giving fucks about who's from where

We're all human, there's scum and ugly people errywhere.

>>4486425
You can hardly have a say in this miss.

I mean I love drinking and cannabis as much as the next guy but British chicks are ugly as fuck and British weed is dirt

The pregnancy thing is probably because you can't fucking buy condoms anywhere in that goddamned country except pharmacies

210wouldnotbang.jpg

>>4486440
He's so postmodern *swoon*

>>4486513

You get condoms in almost every public bathroom in the UK as well as being able to get them for free if you ask a doctor.

>>4486513
except every supermarket ever...
and most corner shops
and most pubs/clubsanywhere

>>4486513
Have you actually been to England because you can buy condoms everywhere....

>tfw model Celtic man
>tfw all of the women are orange, obese, obsessed with niggers and have no self respect

And I'm certainly not going to chase rich cunts either

>>4485367 (OP)
>tfw pretty, skinny, social drinking non smoker Brit going to med school
Feels good to not be part of the slag society, even though my life is shit

>>4486513
In my country (which is full of niggers) I have never seen a distributor or condoms. Only in pharmacies you can buy them, yet the teenage pregnancy rate isn't near as high as USA/UK.
I think it all comes down to sexual education.

>>4486561
*distributor of condoms*

>>4486395
you're my idea of beauty if you know what i mean

>>4486513
>british weed is dirt
lolno, come to the countryside!

I'd wreck the shit out of that bitch on the left.

Goddamn.

>>4486524
>>4486530

I have been but to be fair I guess I could have just been being a dumbass... are they behind the counter or something?

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>>4485401

You can't be serious. She looks like the bride of chucky

>>4486582
Come to think of it outside of London I haven't seen a whole load of places sell condoms other than actual supermarkets and the pub loos. In London they're in pretty much every corner shop. I'm not sure about them being behind the counter that just seems awkward, asking for anything from behind a counter is awkward enough..

>>4486582
nope, in supermarkets just with medicine stuff.
in corner shops usually at the counter, not behind it

>>4486598
We have them everywhere in Leeds too, same in the smaller town I'm from

>>4486561
what country are you in?
>>4486553
you're also modest

>>4486669
There's no point in pretending to hate yourself, is there?

>>4486598
>>4486601

I was in London

I'll doublecheck if I'm ever back there, I could not find them to save my life one time and got cock blocked because of it

Was mad as fuck

>>4486672
I meant calling yourself pretty

>>4486594

lmao oh wow

>>4486530
http://ophelia-ailehpo.tumblr.com/
This is you isn't it?

>>4485383
Even Scandi girls party harder and fuck more casually than American girls. People don't realize that Europe in general is skankier.

>>4486252
Of course she is. She's a camwhore and a sloot.

Most british girls are hideous. Im english myself and when i went to america it was magnificent. what was even better was the fact that american girls love the british accent. It was so easy to get laid. All british beta's should just go to america if they want to get laid

>>4486796
but she's a damn attractive slut

>>4485367 (OP)

A fuck is a fuck
A gf is a gf

I don't OP. I exclusively fuck pakis now

>>4486703
Compared to the vermin in OP's image, yes

>>4486796
She may be a camwhore but she's not a slut.

>>4486669
It's not really a country, French West Indies (Guadeloupe).

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>>4486395
how's it going, lia?

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>>4486294
ay professa hows about makin me tawk smart roun' tha estate wiv ya fat mug raver van slaggin me wif ya keybord, see if ya get showed wots wot proper like

>>4487034
how terrifyingly accurate

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>>4487034
No anon. No. No nononononononon science has gone too far

>>4485852
It's a minor hallucinogen .

Britain is pretty much the main headliner for degeneracy as a form of culture anyway. Modesty is seen in the same light as prudishness here. You'd think women without restraint would make it a haven for virgin men and the like, but damn, these bitches make belching and vomiting look like part of the fun.