Because this is the only board where I can allow myself to believe that I belong

It isn't.
The only good thing about it is the actual robot overlord. The community sucks.

I don't know, but I love it and I ain't leaving.

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op, you know how you have spent the last portion of your life just sitting in front of a computer, stewing in your own juices and refreshing /b/ constantly - to the point where it's become such a major part of your life you've found yourself in the middle of your daily routine thinking 'this [weird/painful/embarassing or just plain degraded] situation would make a good thread' - the constant flow of text* so filling your existence, to such a degree that you even dream about 4chan?

yeah?

well i'm sorry to say this is just another dream

you're not actually on this board, because this board is in fact a fantasy dredged up from your subconscious, drawing from anything you've ever found amusing, arousing, abominable or all three, to make for the very epitome of everything you could wish for on a chan, for you see, /r9k/ doesn't actually exist - i myself am merely an aspect of your psyche, gently trying to ease the inevitable disappoint that shall hit once you wake - the truth is self-evident; it would be impossible to make a board this good*

search yourself, young pacman...you know it to be true

tl;dr please wake up


~


* and by that i mean; 'poop' - both times

b-but it's the worst board on 4chan by far

people only come here to look. look and laugh.

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>>4456202
IT ALL MAKES SENSE


Don't I know you from somewhere?

>>4456153 (OP)
Every day around 4pm EST, a 14 year old girl gets out of school in Toronto, Ontario. When she gets home to her parents' house, she logs on to r9k and trolls lonely virgins for the next 8 hours. This is not counting the weekends.

>>4456202
nobody takes you seriously

stop hiding behind christianity

tl;dr please wake up

>>4456222
>Don't I know you from somewhere?

who me?

nah, i don't think so - i've only been on the internet for a number of days at most

>>4456247
>nobody takes you seriously

...and yet you thought the matter was so serious, you felt the need to bring it to my attention?

i dunno man, i think you're trying to troll me or something right - using the old switcheroo, yeah?

i'm onto you kiddo - don evn front

because i'm on r9k

you're the only people who are ever nice to me.

Detective Conan sucks. Deal with it.

We're better than /cgl/ and /mlp/

>>4456381
Every board is better than /cgl/ and /mlp/.

>>4456346
that belongs in why this is the wrist board on 4chan you fucking faggot

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>>4456370
I bet it does.