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>tfw finally balls drop and become a man
>tfw you have good standards
>tfw trying to find a girl to start a family with and be with the rest of my life
>tfw start talking to multiple girls
>tfw they all have shit morals

1) Good morals (not a cheating bitch, monogamous, truthful, honest, NOT a compulsive liar, etc.)
2) Have at least one thing in common (so we have something to enjoy outside of fucking)
3) Don't make me throw up kissing you.

Only requirements I have. NONE of them have met #1.

Give it to me straight robots, on a scale of 1 to 10, how fucked am I?
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I was monogamous until my spouse died, now I'm poly. Why can't you love a severely damaged goods whorebag?
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Pretty fucked dude. I'm not talking for the bitter, misognystic /r9k/ perspective either. Most girls out there have genuinely been corrupted by feminism and hedonist culture. Keep pumping and dumping dem hoes untill you find a nice, quiet one that fits your taste. Never low your standard and wait for that right one.
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>>4455962
0/10

>>4455966
The thing is, I don't want to have sex with someone who I'm not in a relationship. I've had sex before, and I find the "pumping and dumping" act disgusting.

Not judging, if that's you're thing, then cool. Just not what I'm into.
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>>4455966
Pretty much this.
Oh and I read an advice posted on 4chan some times ago by an oldfag (meaning, over 40 years old):
Only start to get serious with a woman if she loves you more than you love her.
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>>4455985
Not a troll. The second sentence was, kinda, but the first sentence was absolutely true. I was a virgin until marriage and a faithful partner to the last, but now that he's gone... I don't see the point in all the purity shit.
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The problem is that girls are more likely to be polarized with the "moral" issue. You'll either run into whorebags or girls that even you would think are prudes. If you want a girl with respectable morals, be prepared to make a real commitment (marriage) before you get it in.

>inb4 but I don't know if I want to marry a girl before I have sex with her!

Why not? You can be intimate, you can talk about what you'd like to do during sex, you can even see each other naked without having sex.
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>>4455950 (OP)
>Implying any girl would enjoy fucking you.
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>>4456010
OP Here. I just don't buy it (assuming it's true). Part of the reason I don't know this shit if my father died when I was 17 (I'm 25 now, and don't have anyone to ask this stuff). My mother didn't and still doesn't have plans to even date or show interest in anyone else. She believes she found the one and the "death do us part" is bullshit.

Sorry, I'm the same way. And I'm not kidding. If I found someone I truly loved, I'd stay faithful even after death.
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>>4456025
I don't mind that. Sex is something that can be worked out later. All I ask is that she can have children (being I want a family). Other than that, it's not a big deal.
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b-bbuh

i-i have 1) and 3)

w-why don't you ll-love me
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>>4456042
Yeah, I'm an atheist, so I'm not counting on seeing him again. Maybe that breaks your values rules on its own.
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>>4456065
>i-i have 1) and 3)
I've been here quite some time, and unless you have been trolling, you have SHIT morals.
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>>4456071
I'm agnostic myself. My mother is athiest (she just took christian vows because that's what her and my fathers parents wanted).
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>>4456071
Loving someone after death isn't really a religious thing you know
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>>4456091
We wrote our own vows. I still have them framed in my house.
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>>4456112
*pssst*

She probably didn't love her husband that much if she no longer feels anything for him after death. He was just a piece of property to her most likely.
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>>4456117
You're an asshole, even for 4chan.
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>>4456130
Oldfags usually are the worst :)

Hugs and kisses!
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>>4456130
Dude, 4chan made people commit suicide. So he is not that big of an asshole
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>>4456157
4chan didn't make anybody commit suicide... God did by assigning them too much suffering. Fuckin' god.
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>>4456065
>i have [good morals]
swami pls
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>>4456130
Expecting good morals out of women is being an asshole now?

>I should have the right to slut around and fuck every man I want no matter what you sexist pig! I am a strong feminist womyn and I don't care that I'm practically pissing on my husband's grave by cheating on him after death!
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>>4455950 (OP)
>finally drop balls and become a man
How old are you OP? 13?
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How did you know they have shit morals?
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>>4456296
I would suspect anon thinks you're an asshole for assuming a stranger thought nothing of her deceased husband during the time they were together, which you are.


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