>call his trick dumb
>waaa why he get upset :(

>>4454451 (OP)

>Be a scientist
>Go to parent's for holidays
>Younger, less successful brother is there
>He begins telling me about how the USA is going to start cloning people because some scientist in Mexico clones someone or something
>Explain to him why that doesn't make any sense in terms of ethics and peer-review
>He just keeps repeating "but that can still do the science, they don't need those things!"
>Keep trying to reiterate my points and use examples to make myself more clear
>He keeps repeating his nonsense
>Lose it
>Flip the kitchen table and charge at him
>Grab his shirt and lift him off the ground, push him up against a wall, and get ready to punch him
>He keeps yelling the same nonsense into my face
>My mother tells me to put him down
>I do
>Feel bad about my outburst and apologize
>He keeps telling me I'm wrong

I fucking hate my brother.

>>4454451 (OP)
>Talking to your brother
>He makes a joke
>LOL THAT DOENS'T MAKE SENS

Canada bro?

>>4454602
Yep plastic bills here we come.

>Be talking to my gf at a party
>My drummers gf is spouting some feminists bullshit to a group of her friends
>"Yeah there's so much oppression still left in this world towards women but it seems nobody cares anymore"
>Instinctually roll my eyes
>She sees this "what you disagree?"
>She start ranting her feminists bullshit
>I pretty much shatter her every argument while remain calm and composed
>After a few minutes she starts getting mad and hurling insults at me instead of addressing my arguments
>At this point she just looks like an angry hipster spider monkey doing interpretive dance
>Start laughing
>She throws her drink in my face
>Gf hit her across the face with a book
>One of femnazi's friends tries to punch gf but she dodges and hits her square in the face.
>Pretty big catfight breaks out, I think someones dress got torn or something since some bitch kept screaming that it was designer or something.
>I just sip my drink watching this unfold

Best and most cinematic moment of my life. Bitches be crazy.

>Driving to Uncles pig roast party
>I have my mp3 player on a playlist suitable for normals
>Pick up my mother and step dad and the beatles start playing
>general comments about John and various explanation to songs
>I bring up how I'm glad John died when he did
>and how he didn't turn into Elvis, fat, hated and past his prime
>Step dad bitches me out and goes on about how disgusting it is of me to wish someone dead.

Fuck morals

>>4454694

You realize that you've never ever considered feminism in a fair and reasoned way, and you judge its merit by some drunk chick shittily hashing together its philosophy right?

>hurr durr dismiss women's rights

you go bro, free all us oppressed men from this dark, dark world

>>4454733

well, to be fair you are a weird sociopathic fuck

>>4454694
Holy shit, I love your gf.

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>>4454451 (OP)
come at me bloke, I'll knock yer fuckin cunt off aye?

>>4454756
This. Patriarchy is making it IMPOSSIBLE for womyn to live anymore AND IF YOU GUYS DON'T STOP HOLDING THE DOORS OPEN FOR US WE'RE UST GOING TO HAVE TO STAB YOU.

>>4454756
Go ahead. What have you got. Tell me why feminism is relevant and why we should not be pushing for egalitarianism.

>>4454766
Me too. She's awesome.

>>4454784
hahahhaha oh dear /r9k/ has been funny today but this is a post-deserving one, good job.

>>4454838

you got a keeper there, well done.

>>4454895
Yeah I met her just as I was slipping away into complete misogyny. She does thai boxing too so needless to say dem bitches didn't stand a chance.

>Carving up a pumpkin into a jack-o-lantern for halloween party with sort of friend
>"Isn't it weird how pumpkins are fruit?"
>"lolno they're a vegetable"
>"No for real, they're actually considered a fruit since they have seeds and.."
>"lolno you're an idiot"
>look it up on my phone
>Whatever, stop being a fucking know it all.

>>4455059
I fucking hate people like this.

>he'll act a certain way if I respond a certain way
>might as well let him keep acting the way he acts without ever trying to change it xD

>Live on campus
>Go to campus restaurant place thing with friend
>Get pasta
>Sit to eat (she was already eating)
>Try pasta
>Tastes like shit
>I comment on how bad it is
>Move it with fork to mix with sauce. Tastes better now, so keep eating
>She sees me eating: "Didn't you say it was bad?"
>"Yeah, the dude didn't mix it well, that's it"
>"Well it's your fault"
>"No it's not. It's his fault, he's the one who didn't mix it"
>She gives me a mix between the stink eye, a smile and a face of surprise: "But it's your job to mix it"
>Now I'm mad, but contain it: "No, he's the one getting paid to make food"
>She raises her voice a little bit: "But it's a team effort. He gives you the pasta and you mix it"
>I proceed to say something that both my parents told me several times while raising me: "No, I was taught that you either do something right, or you don't do it at all"
>We keep arguing for like ten minutes about whose fault was it that my pasta didn't taste well
>In the end I just say that we were raised differently (and we were, I'm a latino and she's a mormon) and we agree to disagree

That was the first time she and I argue, and, for now, only. I haven't known her for that long but she's pretty cool pretty much all the time.
Was I wrong? Is it really that bad to expect someone to do their job right? I mean, it's not like I was gonna report him to the manager and tell them to fire him, but it still is his fault that my first bite of pasta was horrible. Tell me what you think

>>4454694
Dude, you have the most awesome Gf ever with moves that may as well come from a bad Steven Seagal film. I want one like that.

>>4455170
Well I met her at a Death From Above 1979 gig. The Parklife one. So try meet girls at places like that I guess.

I don't remember the specifics on why my brother decided to pester me but here's what happened to me.

>be browsing the internet when my brother decides he wants to fight with me.
>I ignore him and continue to do what I'm doing
>he gets pissy and starts slapping me.
>so I do start punching him, hit him in the face and gut.
>walk away while he is catching his breath, I start talking to my mom.
>he sneaks up on me and slams my head into the open fridge door. (right on the corner of it by the handle.)
>He runs away knowing I'm going to come after him and beat the living fuck out of him.
> I catch him and proceed to punch him in the face and side repeatedly till my mom stops me telling me I'm bleeding.

Not really an argument but a fight is fun at times.

I had a cut right next to my eye from the fridge. my brother flipped out and started crying about how sorry he was. I do have an awesome scar now though.

>No I don't want to go eat dinner with your sister's family

I said this for both Christmas and Thanksgiving, feels good.

>>4455284
Your brother is a piece of shit.

>>4454618
How long have they been out for? Ausfag here and I was printing the $10 bills at the start of the year.

>>4455362
He sounds like a normal brother dude.

>>4455438
Maybe it's cause my bro is such a bro that this whole asshole brother thing is alien to me.

>>4455105
xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD gtfo faggot

whats up with all this sibling argumenting/fighting? are you all 10?

>>4455460
I never took it as my brother being an asshole when he'd pull shit like that. We were just fucking around.

>be 15
>fridge door left open by mother
>probably the 20th time
>as much as i wanted a cold coke i contained my anger
>mom comes home and asks why some shit went bad
>because you left it open
>blames me even though she made her lunch that morning last
>tfw banned from my ps2 for a month
>unbelievable amount of tension and explosive arguments for about a year afterwards

>every now and then xgf would use a word that i found offensive for very good reason
>finally just asked her very nicely to find another word to say
>thought it was a fairly simple request, not really a big deal
>i had done the exact same thing at her request months ago, at a word she didn't like
>somehow she ignores that fact and actually begins arguing with me about it
>accuses me of stifling her self-expression and never understanding her
>tries to make the entire argument revolve around her when it's not even about that
>suddenly have a moment of clarity where i realize she's actually doing all of this and how absurd she is being
>spontaneously toss a pillow at her and get up and walk away in disgust to another room
>she comes in minutes later, crying hysterically, orders me to gtfo the house
>breaks up with me a few days later saying i was becoming "increasingly abusive"

this enjuryi

>>4455129
What if someone doesn't want it mixed. Your a douche.

>>4455519
What word?

>Brother taunts me
>Ignore him
>He continues to try and taunt me
>Continue to ignore
>He starts laughing and spitting on me
>I'm on the top bunk
>He's on the bottom bunk
>Lose my shit
>Start jumping up and down on the bunk to break it so it lands on him
>It breaks
>Falls on him
>He grabs a cricket bat and chases me about the house
>I ran down stairs and grabbed a shoe
>He runs down ater me
>I await my challenge in the living room
>He peaks his head round the corner
>Throw the shoe as hard as I can at him
>Shoe hits him in the head and makes him fall
>I then grab the cricket bat and start choking him with it until he says sorry
>The next day we smoke weed together

>>4455129
>2012
>actually being George Costanza
ishygddt

>>4455541
pollycockknickersniffingballsack

>>4455557
Wat does that mean

>>4455507
I've never been in a fight with my bro, once I beat the shit out of some sophomores who were picking on him. Didn't mean to insult, just foreign to me.

>>4455527
>your

You're an idiot.

>>4455557
what the fuck? be serious. what was the word? neckbeard?

>>4455551
my god, I have a friend that gets wound up and overthinks things like that. Another friend and I have taken to saying "cool down, George" when he starts up.

>>4455702
he sounds hilarious. would be bros with.

>"You ever feel like you've just had a haircut ?I"M ALL ITCHY BACK HERE!"

>>4455686
My guess is "employed"

>>4455600
>idiot

You're an ediot.

>>4455851
>You're
What a moran.

>>4454515

Yea big man i'm sure that happened

>>4455885
lol how is that not believable

>boyfriend says I spend too much time online
>he watches tv constantly and ignores me
>i go online
>he shouts about me always being online
>i close laptop, we sit in silence watching tv I don't want to watch
>fuck it, open laptop
>he starts shouting at me, gets in my face
>i walk out of the room
>follows me into the kitchen
>i close the door because its a shared house
>he actually has knife in his hand
>shouting, pure anger
>throws knife on the floor
>i call him a dick and leave room again
>he follows me and apologises
>we sit and watch tv and not speak for 3 hours
>i go to bed

fucking dickhead won

>>4456040
Your boyfriend is psychotic but that is annoying as fuck.
My gf used to do this, we'd be watching a movie SHE picked then start browsing facebook on her phone, fucking irritating.

>>4456058
I never get a look in on what we watch, I don't get to pick shit. If I picked it, I'd watch it.

>>4456101
So, then why don't you just leave him?

>>4456142
He treats her badly. Girls crave that shit.

>>4456181
I want to hear it from her.

>>4456199
He treats me badly, I crave that shit.

>>4454451 (OP)

>tell sister not to throw plates at me
>says she's going to the police and saying that i regularly beat her

i do not enjoy my sister's company

>>4456142
Because there's more to our relationship than just one argument. This is an argument thread, I posted an argument.

>be watchng tv with bro
>chevy ad comes on
>i say yeah these have tim allen in them HURR DURR I DONT HTINK SO TIM LEL
>bro says no thats not tim allen
>yes
>no
>yes
>no
>yes it fucking is i look it up on the interbutts to prove him wrong, have to cite 5 fucking sources for him
>oh yeah i knew that

i rage evertiem ;_;

hes also in the infantry and anybody who isnt infantry doesnt contribute to the war and that rustles my jimmies
>mfw i give the infantry the fucking intelligence to go out and kill people

>>4456292
You know what a man would do?
>Push her up against a wall
>Choke her
>Whisper in her ear
>"Go ahead, call the police. It takes them 15 minutes to get here, and in those 15 minutes I'm going to give you a really good goddamn reason to tell people I regularly beat you up"

Then end it all with a punch to the teet for extra alpha points.

>B-But what if she really calls the police?
You whispered, right? Good. No evidence.

>>4456040
Your boyfriend's a fucking douchebag. Sorry you have to put up with him.

>>4456292
Put a duvet over her head and sit on it till she can't breathe. My brothers did that to me daily throughout my childhood and I turned out fine.

>fine
>lul

>>4456373
But he sounds like a psycho
>he actually has knife in his hand

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>>4456392
>anybody who isnt infantry doesnt contribute to the war

You best be joking, nigger.

>>4456452
He didn't get all stabby, he just chucked it on the floor because he didn't know what else to do with it.
If he'd have come anywhere near me I'd have roundhoused him in the face.

>>4456474
>girl
>roundhousing him in the face
>not gluing your lips to his cock in hopes that he'll spare you

Women....all talk, no substance.

>>4456474
Well, I'm not to judge you on a base of a few lines in the internet, he still sounds like a douche for sure.

>>4455689

meant to say HE THINKS if youre not infantry you dont contribute (which is BULLSHIT)

im in intelligence so i dont fight.


sorry man, my hands are too slow for my brain.

>>4455284
i always laugh when they start saying stuff like "please i didn't mean it" after they hit you and realize they're at your mercy

>>4456474
It's still a bad precedent you fucking moron. He didn't do anything with it this time, but the fact that he goes for a fucking knife over a petty little argument about a computer/tv speaks volumes.

Enjoy your empowered woman fantasies when some psychopath slits your throat while you sleep.

>>4456479
It's true, I don't even really know what a roundhouse is.

>>4456520
Why are you so angry? You must argue a lot.

>>4456292
next time take out a video camera/phone and record her the instant she says that so you can show any authorities if she tries to bruise herself

>>4456544
You watch too many films.

>Be back in high school
>Friends are obsessed with le memes
>Not me
>Friend: Hai guise I made a meme of socially awkward penguin or whatever
>Me: No you didn't.
>Friend: Yes I did!
>Me: No, you made an image macro.
>I explain the differences
>Friend's brother's gf: Anon, if you can't understand that people can use words to express what they want, then you'd probably be really bad at Theory of Knowledge (a class she is in)
>Leave before spaghetti kicks in
>Realize later that I literally was told I was wrong because I used the dictionary definition
>Steam about it

She's black/brony/bisexual/feminist, and so the effects of browsing 4chan made me even more butthurt.

>>4456539
And yet I've never pulled a knife on anyone.

>>4456528
2nd Dan BB in Karate here
A roundhouse is a kick where you throw your weight in a circular motion and return to a standing position after.

The more you know!

>>4456570
I wouldn't describe it as pull a knife on me, he had one in his hand and he chucked it on the floor. He didn't wave it at me or suggest he was going to cut me with it. He just had it in his hand when he was shouting.

>>4456590
Unless the fucker was slicing bread, he pulled it on you.

>>4456590
The intention is still the same. Unless he just decided to start cutting up some onions mid-argument, then he grabbed a knife to be more threatening. Those are not the actions of a well adjusted individual.

>>4456559
>black/brony/bisexual/feminist
could it
be any worse?

>>4454451 (OP)
>ex bf and i start arguing because he's mad i'm a shut in, don't like to go out drinking with him etc
>calls me names, tries to rile me up
>works, i try not to cry
>fail miserably
>he gets more angry that i started crying, starts throwing shit at me
>spoon hits me right in the face, try to be quiet but let out and 'ouch'
>he goes bat shit insane and starts kicking the wall until it turns black from his shoe
>flips over huge couch
>kicks dog
>leaves
>get a text 8 hours later saying sorry and asking for sex
glad that i finally got the courage to leave him

>>4456559
Sounds like you were nitpicking bud

>>4456757
>kicks dog
RIP sides.

>>4456757
>kicks dog

Oh god why am i laughing?

>>4456757
I think it's the most absurd thing when people take out rage on objects. Your story has me rolling.
It's screwed me over many a time. Somebody gets mad enough to punch a hole in the wall, so I almost piss myself laughing at them. Not a good trait.
But yeah, your story was funny as shit.
FUCK THIS WALL
>kicks
FUCK THIS COUCH
>flips
FUCK THIS DOG
>kicks
>leaves
My sides...

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>be in HS
>at lunch table with usual group
>talking about cars
>friend brings up mine and another friend's cars and how they're shit when we get them (they are)
>I say something smartass as a retort
>his retort involves a chariot
>I say I'm referring to automobiles
>he says a chariot is a fucking automobile
>HE SAID A CHARIOT IS AN AUTOMOBILE

At this point, the argument ran in circles. I'd say that it's not because it doesn't move itself, but he'd retort that the horse is part of a chariot (wat?). I'd say that it's fucking not, but then he replies that since the engine can be taken from a car, then a car is not an automobile. I'd then say that a chariot is like a trailer in that it's pulled by something, and a trailer is not an automobile, but then he comes right back and says it is because it's "part of the car."

I was fuming at the end of this. I was a smoldering blob of fat and Autismal rage. I'm angry just recalling it.

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>be online
>someone says quality products don't count for shit if you can't turn them into revenue
>made the mistake of responding, pic related
>he says Linux is irrelevant
>I leave, open up my free text editor and write some free software in my free operating system before looking up how to start a community garden

I don't get out much and this was the most heated argument I've been in in years.

>>4454451 (OP)
should of called him a twit and told him that what he said is irrelevant.
ive intimidated my sister once after she slapped me (i >just moved towards her, i didnt touch her or say anything)
>she flips her shit and gets so defensive she yells "I FINISHED SCHOOL AND WENT TO UNIVERSITY AND YOU HAVENT"
>i tell her "thats completely irrelevant, and if you hit me again, i will hit you back"
>other family member heared that part of the argument.
>now the rest of the family understands why i hate my sister.

feelsgood

>>4456559
No, you were being overly technical and she was explaining to you that you shouldn't be such an nazi ass and just realize what people are trying to say rather than critique the way she said it.

>>4456373

yeap, stochholm syndrome classic case right here lol, either that or she lived in an abusive household as a child and she likes it.