How do you know what the eyes of a rapist look like?
Genuinely curious.

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Cont
>Anthony decides he wants to do everything but go to the office
>this fucker ends up punching lockers and shit
>he starts humping the stairwell bannister
>he's yelling at me, calling me a faggot
>tells me I'll burn in hell
>teachers are beginning to come out of thier classes to investigate the noise
>ididntaskforthisfeel.jpg
>a teacher runs out of his class and says "THERE ARE STUDENTS LEARNING IN HERE!"
>"Im so sorry sir I have to take Anthony to the office."
>"WELL GET ON WITH IT! WHY ARE YOU LOITERING ABOUT?"
>"y-you too"
>Oh wait where's Anthony?
>Running halfway down the hall, that's where
>What a magnificent bastard, he almost made it out the door before an assistent principle tackled him
>mfw
>he gets suspended for 2 weeks
But thats not the end of it! More in the next post...

>>4440688
>>4440633 (OP)
>I see kid come back after two weeks
>has a knee length trenchcoat
>lolnope
>principal searches him
>I shit you not, Anthony had a MACHETE and PCP
>transferred to a boy's home
>Mrs Richardson has a nervous breakdown and is out of school for a week
Thats the most memorable thing that happened in high school. Will greentext more after class.

>>4440652

I'm sure he has a mirror at home.

>>4440740
>he was a mirror
>eyes of a rapist
Bad news OP

>>4440749
>he was a mirror
>was a mirror
>was

OP confirmed for hanging on your toilet walls

but who was mirror?

Fuck, I want more Anthony stories now.

Yeah, well... Some guy broke his neck playing football once. Got airlifted out of school grounds.

Fuck you OP, how could I top your story?

>schizo in class
>have to put up pictures of and I shit you not my little pony because it makes him feel calm he says
>people in this class are terribly stupid, they can't spell words like "slow", "christian" etc.
>must do this class to forever secure my government pay
>cooking in the kitchen for our "maths" class
>schizo is given a knife
>cuts himself deep
>I threaten to report him and the teacher to the police because she allowed him to have such a knife so close to me
>tfw absolute social outcast, hated by all, neckbeard who wore the same clothes literally everyday as more popular (Actually he was most popular)
>mothers in the class I am in and talk about how their girls obsess over me when I walk into the classroom
>they ask me how I do it
>"what do you mean?"
>realise now I should of just mellowed out and not have been such an opinionated arsehole because we all were only here for our pay.

>>4440792
Put up pictures as in, plaster our classroom walls with printed out posters directly from the headmasters office.
The examples of words I used were actual misspellings I was reprimanded for because I couldn't control my laughter when I found out.
Complained when I wanted to do proper maths

>>4440799
Also students were allowed to get high on campus, it was basically my worst night mare.

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Ok OP, here you go this just happened yesterday and sucks but is short so w/e

>be me
>returning from gym talking to buddies
>almost reach stairwell to go up
>allisnormal.jpg
>normal girl is walking down
>last 5 steps
>nothing happens
>last 2 steps
>inter-dimensional hole appears in the ground at her feet
>somehow falls
>wat.jpg
>lol.png
>doesn't even fall on her back, butt, face, etc. lands perfectly on feet
>another inter-dimensional black hole appears at her feet
>somehow, from falling 2 steps onto her feet she breaks her fucking leg
>whattheactualshit
>"whoa, you ok?"
>her, almost screaming: "NOOOOOOO. CALL THE NURSE"
>mfw
>actually starts weeping
>nope.png.jpg.gif.ppt.ai
>run to nurse
>hear her screams of death and agony
>tell nurse some bitch fell down and needs help
>lol@nurse's face
>goes to girl
>me too
>at this point girl is on the floor crying her soul out while shouting demonic chants and incantations
>okno
>once nurse is there nope'd the fuck out and go up stairs

>mfw the entire time

More to come. And better stories, too.

>>4440732
>>I shit you not, Anthony had a MACHETE and PCP

none of us can top that shit

>guy at school likes Xanax
>takes Xanax
>forgets he took Xanax
>takes Xanax
>forgets he took Xanax
>takes Xanax
>tapes Xanax to leg under pants in middle of class to hide it in case of search
>can't form sentences
>is found hours later crawling in between classes
>still manages to almost lose balance
>teacher looks down at him
>"Whatever the fuck your name is - what are you doing?"
>"I forgot how to walk."

He was carried on a stretcher out those front doors and into the sunset, never to be seen again.

Doesn't have a lot to do with me, still hilarious to this day though.

>>4440836
Lost it. Thanks for that bro.

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>>4440836
>i forgot how to walk.

My sides imploded.

>>4440836

I laughed. But I would like to ask a question while we're talking about xanax. I've started taking it today and my doctor recommended me to put the thing under my tongue which I did.
But I've only felt effects for an hour or so and the notice says to swallow it with water.
What is the difference? Is putting that thing under my tongue supposed to maximize the effect and last shorter or something?

>>4440906
All I know is that putting it under the tongue is supposed to make it enter your bloodstream faster, as the membrane tissue is really thin under the tongue

OP here
>>4440817
I made eye contact with him, and I saw a look of utter rage, but also one like he was daring me to make a move. He also smiled at me weirdly

>>4440767
I wish I had more Anthony stories, but he was literally enrolled for like 3 weeks, one if which he was suspended for

>>4440652
Yeah man, as soon as he saw the machete, the student resource officer tackled Anthony

>>4440836
>>"I forgot how to walk."
Laughed hard

>>4440906
Putting xanax under your tongue bypasses your liver, making it way stronger.

>>4441002

But shouldn't I use xanax this way only when i'm having an anxiety panick or something? Because I didn't really feel anything except that my muscle felt kinda weird and I was a bit sleepy. After an hour everything returned to normal

>nothing interesting ever happened nor will it ever happen, i will work in retail the rest of my life and die alone in my parents attic
>mfw

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>had "slow" friend in class
>always wore fingerless boxing gloves
>every day
>every hour
>even during lunch and class

Some people, man.

>Primary school
>Psycho kid in a year below called Lawrence
>Be in assembly one day
>All years sitting on the floor except year 6 on the benches at the back, I'm in year 6 at this time
>Lawrence is restless
>Teacher is reading a story or something.
>Lawrence decides he's bored and begins crawling along the back of his row
>Starts biting people's necks
>Goes along the whole row and kids are now starting to shout and get angry at him
>One of the teachers at the side comes and picks lawrence up by one hand and drags him out kicking and screaming
>Hall is silent
>Teacher continues reading the story

Half an hour later

>Go back to classroom
>There is a glass door on one side to a computer room/tiny library
>Headmistress is sitting on a chair outside it
>Can hear screaming and crashing from inside the room
>Headmistress is looking annoyed
>Ask her what's going on
>Told sternly to sit down
>As I watch, lawrence leaps up against the door and begins breathing on it and scratching at the glass with a crazy look in his eyes
>Headmistress stays perfectly still, lawrence cannot open the door because she is sat in front of it
>He tries to open it and fails
>This enrages him
>He leaps back from the door and begins trashing the library, throwing and tearing at books
>He then takes his trousers down and pisses against the door
>We're all too shocked to laugh
>He trashes the room for a few more minutes before his parents come and drag him out

Never saw him again in my life.

>in 8th grade French class
>me and my friends mess with the teacher all the time because she's a crazy bitch
>every time she turns around make this loud as fuck meowing noise
>she's getting madder and madder but can't figure out who's doing it
>eventually decides Antoine is doing it

>Antoine is this hood as fuck cajun Katrina refugee

>"But I didn't do nothing!" in his weird as hell french-southern accent

>"YES YOU DID YOU KNOW YOU DID GET OUT OF MY CLASS AND GO TO THE OFFICE!"
>me and my friends shut the fuck up

>Antoine is pissed off, slams the door on his way out
>the teacher's hand was in the door
>breaks her finger, destroys her wedding ring
>she just sits down and starts sobbing, Antoine doesn't even notice what happens and proceeds to office

>he gets expelled

>big, ugly, redneck motherfucker named Joel used to go to my school. Dropped out aged 16/17
>one day after dropping out, he shows up at the front gate with some other druggie cunt and wants to fight someone or something
>entire first fifteen rugby team (AKA 15 of the biggest blackest motherfuckers in the school) rush him at once
>stomp some of his teeth out

We had this little shit in our highschool. Fuck British highschools and their lack of proper punishment.

>Small bully kid called Peter
>sounds like an 8 year old boy, but he's 15
>A nice young teacher tells him off one time, she is 4 months pregnant
>Peter decided to get his revenge, because no-one disrespects Peter
>he puts superglue into her tea
>she drinks it
>has to go to hospital
>babies life was at serious risk, it almost died
>Peter is expelled
>When asked about it later, he goes 'Gud m8, dunt want no teacher baby coming into the world, y'know mean?'

I heard someone smashed his teeth out a year later, so thats a happy ending, I guess.

Teacher has a strong baby girl now, don't worry.

>>4440836
Your post made this thread. Thanks for that one dude.

>>4441002
>bypasses your liver

No, it doesn't. The reason you feel the stronger effects is due to better absorption. This has nothing to do with the liver, where the drug ends up regardless of where you put it (remember it is carried by blood after all).

>>4441274
first pass metabolism, faggot.

>>4440803
>allowed to get high on campus
>nightmare
man, I'd love that shit. especially if I had to deal with classmates like yours

>>4441283
Well yes, if that's what you meant. It's not really "bypassing" the liver though, just ends there later. Not the best word to use.

bumpy for tasty greentext

>friend writes "zig heil" on chalk board befor class.
>laugh, shit's funny
>resident jewish kid enters clsssroom
>"oh, that's nice."
>takes his seat, more chuckling
>math teacher enters, looks at chalk board.
>"well, first of all, you spelled it wrong"
>corrects spelling, then erases, starts lesson

It's amazing how much fun can be had when people have a sense of humor.

Nothing I have is even remotely close to OP's story, but h-here I go

>One of those fat anime girls is walking around at lunch with cat ears and a tail
>Some black girl pulls the tail
>The anime girl turns around, starts choking the girl, and beats her in the face with an empty soda bottle
>Security guard breaks them up
>Hear a yell of "She pulled my tail!"

I also saw an interracial girl fight once where this black girl pushed this white girl on the ground and fucking jumped on her, sat on her face and started beating her face with her fist, and this was on a porcelain tile floor

Also, every year of high school the men's bathroom was closed at some point because someone shit in the urinal

>>4441534
>Also, every year of high school the men's bathroom was closed at some point because someone shit in the urinal
This has always intrigued me. Why do people do this shit?

>>4441561
We had some kid shit in the soap dispenser

>>4441198
>Lack of punishment system
That reminds me of one of my stories.
>Be at school
>Some kids in the year below us wants to play us at Bullrush
>One of the kids in our year gets tackled and hits skull on rocks
>ohshit.jpg
>Find guy that tackled him
>He has an identical twin to back him up
>I have broken collarbone
>Still win fight
>Have to go to headmistress's office
>She's just like ''No play fighting, 'kay?
>mfw lacking face

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>>4440836
>Takes Xanax
>Forgets he took Xanax
>Takes Xanax

>I forgot how to walk

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>>4441568
Jesus christ that is pure evil

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....Shit niggers, what kind of ghetto schools do you go to? I got in my fair share of fights as a kid and I had my pranks and disobedience but it never got as extreme as some of the niggers you describe. Do all of you live in the blackest part of Alabama or something?

>>4441639
I live in the same county as Detroit, and my suburb had its fair share of hood rats

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>Be in 8th grade
>ask teacher to go to the bathroom
>walk into bathroom
>see exchange student from some third world shithole
>He are the niggest
>Pants too small, collared shirt too big, you get the picture
>he's looking around the bathroom, confused looking
>pulls down his pants and shits in the sink
>the fucking sink

>>4441647
>I live in the same county as Detroit
You poor soul. Why haven't you moved away from that shithole yet?

>>4441653
Well I technically have, now I'm one county over for uni

It really isn't that bad though, my high school and town are like 50-60% white, and not all black people are ghetto, some of the most amazing people I've ever met are black including the girl I think I'm in love with

>>4441659
>In love with a nigress
Why would you do that?

>>4441659
>nigger lover
good for you anon! Race should have nothing to do with love

>>4440810
needs more 4chan memes, bro.

>>4441682
>memes
how do you guys pronounce this? Meems or me-mes?

>>4441688
May-mays

>>4441690
interesting, it seems like everyone I ask says it differently, except for news anchors who all say it "meems"

>>4441688
>>4441690
>>4441701
I always thought it was pronounced like the French word meme.

>>4441688
Its pronounced meem you fuck.

>Crazy tard in canteen
>Built like a whale and has a carer looking after him at all times
>Hear commotion and look across to see whats happening
>Tard flipping out cause his bagel has ham on it
>This kid sure doesnt like ham
>it all escalates pretty quickly
>bagel and plate flying across room
>carer get up to calm him down
>tard reacts
>Jumps up on table and swings tray at him
>moneyshot.jpg
>Face meets tray
>Tard shouts his war cry and runs out

I have a few stories of him flipping out like this

>>4441707
it's pronounced like "gene". That's where it comes from.

>>4441688
>>4441690
>>4441701
>>4441707
>>4441754
This conversation is retarded. EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU FUCKERS GET OUT

>>4441763
tell me how you pronounce it and I'll leave

>>4441763
Meme
Like Seam, Seen, Fucking Clean,

>>4441783
That's wrong

>>4441783
so meem pronounced like seem?

guys this doesnt matter.
However meme is pronounced meem, It comes from the word gene.

>>4441783
Actually it is pronounced like Mimi.

At least that is how we say it on Reddit

>>4441808
>reddit
how do you guys pronounce it? Red-it or re-dite?

>>4441820
It's reed-dite

It's meem, you shitheads.

Definitively it is meem, look it up in a goddamn dictionary.

Not mimi, or may-may, or whatever the fuck else you think it might be. The word meme is pronounced meem.

>>4441283
>implying xenobiotics are metabolized in the GI tract.

Go home sport.

>>4441849
TROLLED LOL U SO MAD

>>4441688
Ignore these newfags, it's 'meh-may'.

>HUGE girl, over 500 pounder
>Waddling between first and second lunches
>A group of girls walks by
>Accidentally bumped the whale
>Warstch it, you slurts!
>Tries to waddle after them
>Someone yells out "No! Don't eat them!"
>She turns around to see who said it
>Loses balance
>Falls, good 5.1 magnitude
>Is literally rolled away

>>4441568
This kid is either retard as fuck, or a goddam evil mastermind.
Or both.
Most likely both.

>>4441869
>>Waddling between first and second lunches
lmao this bitch took TWO lunches??

>>4441748
Holy fuck this reminds of a good one

>Theres this huge retard called Matt, absolute giant
>Used to scream "FUUUCCCKK" all the time really loudly and was known for random outbursts and attacks on staff and students. He always had this plastic lunchbox thing with a handle
>This guy moved from overseas and it was his first day, so we decided it was an awesome idea to fuck with him
>A group of us tell him to talk Matt because he was cool and gave people free sweets which he keeps in the box
>"e-e-excuse me Matt, can I please have a s-s- starburst??"
>"WWWHUUUUUTHHHHHFFFUUUUUU"
>He got clotheslined by a lunchbox and got his nose broken

Definitely the funniest moment of high school by far

>>4441639
Dekalb GA here.

>Knives were brought daily.
>Drug raids weekly.
>Guns and baby mamas monthly.
>Finally, no learning year round.

>>4441748
>shouts his war cry and runs out
My sides are now spaghetti.

>One of our socials teachers has the hugest pair of calf muscles in human history
>Said he used to run up mountains when he was a boy in scotland
>We asked him to do chin-ups on the rafters in class because we needed fitness tips
>"lolk.jpeg"
>stands on a table to reach
>Gets through 3 reps, on the 4th the rafter gives way
>Falls the height of the table onto his back/neck
>Everybody loses their shit laughing
>Gets up and says "Poor Construction.. Terrible Construction"
>Leaves the room

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>one of my "mates" is a fat fucker and an asshole
>annoys the fuck out of all of us
>only popular because he smokes weed and has a good supplier, so the actual popular kids invite him to shit
>this ego boost gave him a superiority complex
>decides to bully a random nerdy looking indian
>taunting him
>goes to punch him
>Indian kid is actually a fucking black belt
>catches punch
>breaks my fat mate's wrist
>we all cry from laughter
>high five Indian

>>4442087
>don't think you don't fully understand.

wat

>school has been kinda of crappy
>jrotc 1st period in our own building waiting for bell for fall in
>waiting ...nothing
>LTC checks watch confused
>10 minutes pass
>20 minutes pass
>okay go the gym
>head for main building
>"GO AROUND"
>confused - that is a long way
>entire school in gym
>whispers only because we arent allowed to talk
>no one knows whats going on
>"Apparently someone has spread feces all over the school"
>student body laughs all together
>"ITS NOT FUNNY"- asshole ap
>$10k damages
They were never caught

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>Be in a country school in the Gaeltacht area of Ireland(School was in Galway in the west)
>School has like 1500 people since its the only school out of 5 in the local area that is an English school(The rest are in the Irish Language)
>School is next to an Agricultural College
>AG Students used to fuck with our school all the time
>Come in one day to find a Sheep in the first ten classrooms and 2 in the principals office and 1 cow in the middle area of the school
>Shit and Piss EVERYWHERE
>10 ag students are kicked out of school and are brought to court
>4 sheep had to be put down because of fright or something
>Cow didn't give a shit.
>Mfw

>>4442459
>$10k damages

Dear lord, how much shit was there?

>In 6th class (in ireland btw)
>be 12 i think
>everyone walking into bathroom and leaving quickly
>investigatemodeactivated
>enter shit smeared on walls
>shit everywhere
>tiny piece of shit that resembles rabbits shit is on toilet seat
>wat
>whoever wrote on wall "miss rode my father"
>wat
>leave bathroom
>hear teacher walk in
>screams and runs away
>The student who did it got sent away 3 weeks later after attempting to rape another student
>irish education system in a nutshell

>>4442561
every hall way was covered
all outside of lockers were covered
had to be a hazmat clean up and they couldnt cook at the school for a week
Bonus:
>all my friends over at my house
>5pm news
>"wall to wall covered in FECES"
>christmas twice in one day
>we taped it

>7th grade
>Sexual education class
>Female teacher asks if anyone has any questions since we still had 5 minutes to go before break
>Some retard in the back yells "Yeah, how does sperm taste?!"
>We all chuckle
>Her face goes red
>She stares at the ground
>"Kinda salty....."
>The whole class was dead silent for the next minute
>So much wat

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>be 14-15
>go on band trip to worlds of fun
>go on the mamba
>first rollercoaster and im scared shitless of heights
>ohfuckohfuck.jpg
>say "im gonna piss myself" and friend says "no your not dont worry"
>we go down, shits actually pretty fun
>go on a second time
>annoying cut crying behind us
>he turns and yells "shut up"
>I lol'd
>fast forward 2 years
>in chem class
>i regail my class with the story above
>he turns to me "i was talking to you"
>whole class laughs
>even teacher laughs
>feel like shit the rest of the day
>mfw

>>4442525
>You will never live in a 99% white paradise where the worst thing that happens at schools is sheeps and cows being in them

Feels bad man

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>sophomore year
>class is waiting by door last minute of class
>some chick faints
>I didn't really see it happen
>ask teacher if I can get a quiz back after class
>girl that fainted at this point is crawling around on the ground
>throwing up in some bucket her friend is holding for her
>everyone else had left at this point
>I'm still standing there awkwardly not doing anything
>Teacher calling the nurse, trying to help the chick
>can't even remember if I ever got that quiz back or not
>mfw the whole time
Never felt so awkward in my life.

>>4440836

I fucking lost it.

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>>4440836
>"I forgot how to walk."
/thread, post of the year all years.

>6th grade
>Entire grade is brought into the cafeteria, for reasons unstated
>Find out that somebody smeared shit all over the walls and door handle of one of the bathrooms
>Given note cards and a pencil to discreetly name anybody you believe was behind it

>>4442017

>Dekalb

Shit nigga, you up in Shitcreek, USA, there. I live a county over in Cherokee, and horror stories from Dekalb get here all the time.

>>4446241
how would that be awkward?I would of laughed my ass off
im lucky in the way that situations most people find awkward as fuck dont phase me

Jeffrey was this crazy kid with aspergers I went to middle school and high school with. Lots of stories about him.

>8th grade
>Jeffrey is known for stealing little things from lunch, like milk cartons and rice krispie treats n shit
>I'm walking up the staircase from the cafeteria to the 3rd floor
>So is Jeff
>Jeffrey has a backpack on that looks dangerously full
>Jeffrey is also overweight, imagine a young John Belusci
>Huffing and puffing, is almost keeping pace with me
>I get to the top of the 3rd floor, turn and notice Jeff who is almost to the top
>Gets foot on top step, slips
>Lets out a hilarious retarded yelp, falls backwards and starts tumbling and rolling
>Manages to fall down ALL 3 STAIRCASES, all the way down to the cafeteria
>Lands on his ass
>His backpack explodes open
>Filled with stolen sandwiches, candies, sodas, and milks
>Sodas and milks are busted open and leaking everywhere
>Jeff just kinda sits there and looks around
>Starts screaming and slapping the ground yelling FUCK FUCK FUCK!
>Gets escorted away by security

Fucking Jeff.

>>4441115

Poor Antoine

>>4440732
>pcp
please tell me it was a gallon

>That one kid who spent the entirety of his lunch waiting by the vending machine collecting spare change

>>4446388
I know dat feel, I laugh at shit noone else thinks is funny and get funny looks all the time and I also say things that are inappropriate that everyone else thinks in there head but dont have the balls to say it

>>4441568
but... but.. but how?

>be sophomore year
>rich preppy whore of the school came back from Catholic school
>3 days after she gets back
>eating lunch
>hear a commotion behind me, a couple of my friends look up, eyes get wide
>she's practically jerking off some soccer player two tables away
>school cop shows up
>drags her into his office
>all of a sudden 5 day suspension
she apparently just threw straight vodka in a vitaminwater bottle and slugged the entire thing, not sure how she lived but she blew like .06 or something on a breathalyzer.

I've posted this one a couple of times

>be 10th grade
>be white in nigger school
>be walking to english class
>some black guy is either talking to himself or rapping
>YO WHERE MA BITCHES AT?!
>run smartass.exe
>reply I don't know. they couldn't have gotten far
>whathaveidone.avi
>mfw he doesn't beat the shit out of me
>mfw we have a conversation about how he can best keep track of his bitches
>mfw I suggest he use walkie talkies
>mfw image not original

>>4446521
Alright that one made me lol

>be in 9th grade
>get caught wandering in between classes
>hall monitor walks me to office
>hall monitor didn't see my face so I run to library
>hide under a table with people at it
>all nigs
>ohfuck.jpg
>hall monitor walks in, asks if anyone saw me, a nig stands up and throws a book at him
>hall monitor leaves
>"you good little man"
>talk with nigs, cool guys, leave
it was weird as hell

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>be in 10th grade English class
>sitting behind the desk of some braindead jock
>didn't hate the guy, but no reason to be his bosom buddy like the majority of the class was
>one day he literally faints like a bitch out of his desk
>falls on his face so hard that it makes a nice, crisp *smack* sound on the tiled floor
>everyone turns and is in shock except for his butt buddy Scott, who begins to freak the fuck out and act like king shit
>tries to give me and a few other people orders out of his own frustration and confusion
>"ZOMG ANON WHAT R U DOANG? DONT JUST STAND THERE DO SOMETHING!!!"
>he gives me some look of disgust like I was supposed to do something being all the way back in the class
>mfw about 15 other people in front of me are closest to the nearest phone, teacher, and therefore the help
>I don't get why he's directing all of his anger and panic towards me in particular just because I sat behind him
>so I move my desk a bit out of the way to give the fainted guy some room
>Scott flips his shit at me worse
>Scott continues to scream like a little bitch even though his friend is clearly just passed out and is still breathing
>the guy wakes up literally a minute later and doesn't even remember what happened
>the rest of class is awkward as fuck because Scott was yelling, and I looked like a villain for absolutely no reason at all

Fuck, I hate panicky people.

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>>4446593
>Hall monitors who take their job seriously

>prom-equivalent in my country, co-organized by school
>it's customary to drink champagne even if we're underage
>principal banned it; everyone hated him even before that
>late into the party, some friends doing mock-toasts with cola or something
>principal walks past, clearly in high spirits; sees them and laughs
>"You know boys, you're not supposed to make non-alcoholic toasts; it brings bad luck instead!"
>friends grumble something

>I tap side of glass with a spoon and stand up
>raise a cola toast to the principal's health
>everyone within earshot joins in
>principal walks away hurriedly

Shit felt great.

>>4446593
blacks are really fucking charitable if you don't piss them off. once you get them angry, however, they'll kill you for the last slice of watermelon.

>>4446618
They usually try for the small stuff, like taking kids like me to the office but they knew better than to mess with the nog squad
>>4446640 Agrred, those guys were pretty cool, I ended up running track with a couple of them for the rest of high school

>>4446640
I have had no bad experiences with black people honestly, all the ones I talk with are actually really good folks who will give you the shirt off their back. They consider friends to be their family it feels good man. The teens are not so great but not bad. the adults and old ones are fucking god tier bros. Hell I work at a hotel and this old guy me him each had cherry cokes and chilled and talked about cars and bitches for half an hour.

>>4446388
are you me? situations others find cringe worthy dont affect me in the slightest

Has anyone one here never gotten in a fight in school? I found it odd that out of all my friends I'm the only one who has never fought.

>>4446720
>>4446388
>>4446442
>>4446241

Fucking normalfags need not apply...

>>4446785
I wouldnt consider that normal brobot most normalfags know when not to say and do things at certain moments

>kid named connor
>is basically the physical form of /v/
>gets pissed at everything
>talks with a incredibly nasally voice
>i forgot to copy some notes
>connor can i borrow your notes
>HOW ABOUT I KILL YOU IN YOUR SLEEP
>he now has a tard wrangler

>>4442459

>School has been kinda crappy
Oh that was a nice one.

>>4446348
Cherokee here, what school?

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>>4446774
I got jumped by a group of black girls. Does that count as fighting?
>9th grade
>walking home in my shitty, lower-class neighborhood from my shitty lower-class school
>black girl from my class and her friends are following behind me
>start talking loud about me like I wasn't there, calling me ugly and fat, a stupid cracker, etc.
>finally turn around and, in a flurry of blind anger, tell them to shut up or else I'll lynch them
>the biggest, niggest of them all grabs me by my hair and throws me on the ground
>they all start kicking and punching me until I'm reduced to a bloody, purple pulp

>next day
>tell the counselor lady that I got jumped
>she calls the girls into the office and they play innocent and deny the whole thing
>counselor says "there's no proof" despite the fact i'm all bruised up
>sends us out
>in the empty hallway, they go for round 2 and push me against the lockers and slap me around
>got away with it twice

To this day, I have an irrational fear of black girls.

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>be in like year 11 (16 years old, i am english)
>talking to prefects about games etc.
>see retard go in toilet
>about 5-8 minutes later i walk in as he was leaving
>stops me and says " I DID POO POO"
>laughing as i walk in
>there was shit on the floor next to the toilet and on the walls
>MFW

>>4446987
You should have murdered them all. They sound like they fucked you up mentally

Nobody reads mine when I post, I think it's because I elaborate too much... so I'll keep this one simple

>friend and i in library's computer lab
>look up and notice tiny pool of liquid in one of the light fixtures
>it's growing at a pretty steady pace
>uhh...
>now there's enough to make out the color
>it's yellow
>bathrooms are upstairs
>piss is now raining from the ceiling and my friend and i are absofuckinglutely dying from laughter
>library lady gets pissed that we didn't find her as soon as it happened (we were the only ones in there)

Oh, come on, like I knew protocol for when piss falls from the ceiling

>>4446826
oh my god why am I laughing this hard
that's such a retarded response

>>4446396
A gallon of PCP? REALLY? I didn't know it came in gallons!

>>4447075
You do realize 4444444 already happened, right?

>>4446480
.06 isn't dangerous at all. you can't even get a DWI for that in NY.

>>4440836
I don't know if everyone is same fagging but I completely have no idea why it's SO FUNNY when he said I forgot how to walk... dude is fucked up lol

>>4447050
tl;dr this for me, would ya?

>>4447352
Not him but i'll do it for you
>Someone pissed so hard it broke through a roof

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>>4447352
y- you too, anon...

>You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.
y-you too, robot...

>2nd grade
>desks are in clusters of 4
>weird kid at my table
>tells the other 3 of us that he can break his finger
>wtf lol ok whatever dude
>"here, I'll show you"
>grabs his ring finger, jerks it, fucking thing goes to a 45 degree angle
>a minute passes by
>starts crying
>teacher asks him what's wrong
>"my finger is broken!"

I wish I hadn't moved shortly after that. I bet he did crazy shit all though school.

>>4446987
Typical niggers, just remember you are better in every shape and form

>>4446078
>worlds of fun
fuck yeah KCbro

>>4442017
Gwinnett county, best school systems in GA man.

Sorry y'all had such a shit experience. One of my ex's from highschool was a cop in dekalb. Fucking horror stories man.

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>>4446396
>>4447058
Nice to see some fans.

>>4447756
damn whatever happen to this show

>>4447773
They ended it. It was their choice. There was a few reasons why, something like IFC didn't like their content and wanted to censor a lot of it, they were running out of ideas for sketches, and they had a good run. Look up Arkfeller on youtube, he uploaded all of the episodes and extras on his channel (if you don't want to torrent all of it).

Here's about a borderline suicidal kid named Devin. I didn't get to know him much (he was 2 years younger than me), but I heard a lot of stories and witnessed a lot.

>he always wanted to be popular
>ugly and short, with thick glasses (he looked like a retro nerd, except he was dumb)
>manually deepened his voice (his normal voice was high pitched and annoying as fuck)
>always bullied (I swear, my small school of >500 kids was worse than most big city schools in terms of harassment.)

>he told me when he when he was in elementary school he tried to kill himself by hanging himself
>he gave up because the only rope he had broke from his weight

>in eighth grade, he was pummeled with dodgeballs in PE
>he stormed off into locker rooms
>a couple of kids went down there 5 minutes later to see him strangling himself with a shoestring

There's more but I'm going to bed. If it's still up tomorrow I'll share more.

>>4442684
can you upload it to youtube or something?

>>4447899
oo ok i will.. Dayum, they should get together and make something different. their shit was funny

>>4447930
Probably won't happen ;_;

Zach is in a new show now, Trevor is either retired or writing sketch comedy, and the rest of the gang is off doing whatever the fuck.

But watch Miss March if you haven't. It's made by the same guys who created WKUK.

>>4448029

s i see. dayum that shits beat, maybe darren trumeter will figure something out

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>Rivalry between asians at my school and natives from other schools/reserve
>Earlier that day natives beat up asians, cut up one kid's leg with a machete, school's in lockdown
>Go to McDonalds near school for lunch
>As I leave 5-6 natives in a group around door
>Ask me "Hey do you go to *** school?"
>"No I go to ***" shitting bricks

I'm white, but shit son if I told them the truth they'd probably jack me up too. Canada btw

>>4441568

>go to school in the mountains
>go to bathroom
>bathroom is right next to lunchline in the cafeteria
>kids all gathered around the bathroom
>oh shit nigger whats going on dot jaypeg
>think its a fight or a kid slipped or something
>a fucking colony of jellyfish in the toilet
>.like 10 jellyfish in the toilet

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>>4442684
you go to school with eric cartman.

>crazy dude named Devin
>is actually crazy, not sure what mental illness(es) he has
>start hanging out with him so I could study him (psychologyfag)
>his girlfriend breaks up with him
>cuts deep into his upper arms, ends up losing a ton of blood and into hospital
>tell him it's all gucci she's just a stupid bitch
>"yeah...she is a stupid bitch isn't she? fucking dumb cunt"
>that'sthespirit.jpg
>beats up his ex-gf and forces her to suck his dick afterwards
>feel somewhat worried so I take his side
>"You're the only that knows me. I hope I don't ever leave you, anon. I love you."
>gives me a hug so I hug him back
>decide to smoke weed with him one day
>keeps making jokes about killing me and my friends
>whenever he makes jokes about this kind of thing his brother just doesn't acknowledge it and changes the topic
>he gets super fucking paranoid
>he seriously thought there were security cameras in trees
>drags us all the way out to the woods behind a park
>start to freak out a bit myself, keep a hand close to my knife
>my friend gets scared and leaves on his bike without me
>fuck you, tyrel
>the day after, I complained to him about having us walk a far distance just to smoke a few bowls
>he drinks bleach to try to kill himself but fails
>tell him I'm sorry
>"what are you sorry for? i was trying to kill you, not me"
>so much wat

>general retard of some sort in high school
>presumably autistic
>senior year, lunch. assigned seating. fucking gay.
>retard has determined his new career choice is professional rap artist
>"sounds very good, retard anon. wish you the best."
>"let me rap for you guys!"
>nothanks.png
>begins rapping
>engage demonic, raspy voice
>words i will never forget
>i will slit your throat with a pencil
>i will rip your nipples off with a utencil
>i will kill your family, it will be suspenseful
>growls rather loudly
>squeezes milk carton until milk bursts from the top and opens his eyes extremely wide
>continues growling/groaning
>nope.jpg
>i leave the table

>>4446826
This kid wouldn't happen to be a ginger with long-ass hair, would he?

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>mother buys me a hat
>wear hat to school next day
>hat gets made fun of the moment I get on campus
>Put hat in backpack, throw it out when I get home

>>4448906
>GCX
>2012

the hat is inside you

>>4446078
kc brooooo

real shit. we always go there for band.

saw my first pair of boobs
>last day of freshman year
>in science class
>we in the auditorium
>hear some kid say i'll give you $5 to see your boobs to a girl
>look at the perfect time
>see a girl's boobs
>she was a big slut though
>last i heard she was either married or engaged

one from middle school
>kid named chris
>we called him crazy chris because he would do crazy stuff
>one day were doing our work quietly
>he just flips shit
>he flips his desk over says i can't take this shit
>it takes like an hour and 3 teachers to finally calm him down
>we didn't see him in high school
> i think i saw him recently. his going bald and had slipknot logo on his arm

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>>4448906
another

>Elementary school
>Halloween
>Wear Red Ranger costume to school
>Called pink ranger all day
>Walk home at lunch

>>4441748
Two things.

1. It's not a fucking carer, the proper term is "tard wrangler"

2. I lost my shit at "moneyshot.jpg" thank you.

>>4441118
>redneck
>rugby
what country do you live in? those things don't usually go together

>Group of 6 weeaboo girls + 1 guy
>All furries
>Girls wore wolf ears + tails, guy wore dog ears and a leash
>They would run around growling and barking at each other
>Refused to take their shit off during class
>APs amend the dress code to include their furry shit
>They flip their shit and refuse to stop wearing it
>AP sees them during lunch, goes and tells them to take their ears/tails/leashes off
>One of the girls growls at the AP and bites her arm
>Gets suspended for 2 weeks
>Other furries flip their shit more
>Go around during lunch with a clipboard asking people to "sign their petition to allow fursuits and accessories"

Should also add that these furries were the most vile, unhygienic creatures I had ever seen. Never brushed their teeth, you could see yellow and grey and brown crap just slathered all over their front teeth when they talked. Never washed their hair. Wore the same clothes every day. The guy was somewhat cleaner than the girls but would always talk in this really high-pitched voice that sounded like an anime girl.

>>4447925
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_sTe5-vPnM

Here you go

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Mine is sucks but might as well share

>be sophomore year
>lunch almost over
>be and two bros gather outside door of next class
>along comes this uptight fatass kid, the typical teachers pet, the type of person who can never be wrong, constant spaghetti
>friends start hassling fat kid into giving him a hug, because we knew this made him extremely uncomfortable
>being the beta I am I quietly watch the whole situation play out as my friends chases fat kid around trying to get a hug
>friend catches fat kid, because fat, and gives him a big ol bear hug, my bro is fucking weird I know
>class starts
>go about my day until final period of the day
>get called to asst. principles office
>"son, do you know why your here?"
>no clue sir
>you're being charged with sexual harassment for not reporting an act of sexual harassment
>dafuq
>fat kid went and reported it
>suspended for two days because it was first major referral
>bro suspended for ten days
>laugh my ass off at him

One of my best high school memories. Sadly

>11 grade, U.S. History class
>Fire alarm goes off
>It's only s drill
>Wait outside a few minutes then walk back in
>Not even 5 minutes later, the fire alarm goes off again
>Everyone thinks some joker pulled the alarm to stay out of class
>As soon as everyone gets outside Facebook explodes and text messages everywhere
>It was a real fucking fire
>Some nigger was smoking eiher weed or a cigarette in the bathroom during the normal drill and threw the butt into a trash can full of paper towels
>Police arrest him and walk him in front of the crowd while everyone cheers
>A melted trashcan is brought outside and everyone takes pictures of it

>>4448612
Nile?

>>4441499
Oh man

>be in middle school
>about to do flag salute
>guy is talking about nazis with his friend
>Put your right hand over your heart...
>at this moment the guy happens be lecturing his friend on how to do a nazi salute
>sticks his hand into the air and yells HEIL HITLER as kids are doing the pledge of allegiance
>Jewish teacher flips her shit and sends him to the principal

Happened to me yesterday...

>on bus, on my way to college
>only like 5 people on it
>a pretty blone girl gets on the bus
>there's loads of empty seats
>she sits next to me and smiles and says hi nicely
>I stare at her confused and say hi back awkardly
>I then say "you know there are lots of open seats, heh"
>her smile goes away
>she says "oh... sorry... I'll move"
>I say "okay?"
>she moves to a different seat slowly
>it's silent the whole way there
>finally get the the college
>she gets off too
>I hear her voice
>"oh you go here too?"
>I say yea
>She says "Cool! Maybe I will see you around or something? Oh! Sorry I never introduced myself, my name is Jamie"
>she smiles
>I say "Yea maybe." "Okay cool, well I'm late for class so bye"
>start walking away
>hear from behind
>"Oh okay... see ya I guess..."
Weird day, wasn't even late for class. Just wanted to go study alone like I ususally do.
Since I have no friends ;_;

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>>4440836
This story induced a bout of laughter in me

>freshman year
>betta fish
>have crush on guy in my gym class
>one day i gotta go #2 real baaaddd
>despise pooping at school
>holding it
>not holding so well
>hear crush talking with a bunch of people in gym
>someone points at me
>ohgodwhataretheydoing.png
>crush runs over
>pants' me
>poo mark on underwear
>everyone laughing
>never go to gym again

;_;

>>4449551
0/10 You make it waaaaaaay to obvious.

Subtle my friend, keep it sublte.

>>4446391
moar Jeff stories prease

>be in year 7
>new school
>i was a fucking terror to my teachers
>7th grade teacher was this big mustache motherfucker
>didn't take my shit
>challenge-accepted.png
>punishes me by making me pick up rubbish
>do it at a very VERY slow pace
>distracting entire class
>everyone sniggering
>Mr Mustache huffs and he puffs and he THROWS THE BIN AT ME
>empties the contents onto the floor
>kicks it around the room, before exclaiming
>"now pick it up anon! not so funny now is it anon!"

I then continued to pick up the rubbish at an even slower pace. This angered him very much.

>Stops me from picking up rubbish
>makes me stand up the front
>asks me to tell the class why i play yugioh, and what the game is about, presumably to embarrass me.
>luckily i didn't give two fucks
>happily educate the entire class (and mr mustache).
>mustache gives up, makes me sit next to fire extinguisher .

Mother is a highschool teacher.. Sharing some memorable stories.

>> new kid transfers from Middle East
>> gets introduced to class, silently sits at the back of the class
>> mother starts writing on the board
>> allofasudden.mp3
>> mass commotion, kids losing their shit.
>> She turns around
>> everyone is losing their shit, freaking out/screaming, some kid is on the floor bleeding profusely from the head and convulsing
>> new kid sitting quietly in his seat writing in his book
>> whatthefuckjusthappened.jpg
>> crazy new kid smashed the kid in front of him in the base of the skull with a chair with steel legs, then coolly and calmly sat back down and started doing work.
>> mother asks him when he's getting taken away by cops "why did you do it?"
>> "I couldn't see the board"
>> allofmywat.jpg

>>4446987
pretty sure you can sue your school for that. a guy over here (ausfag) sued his school for making him racist towards asians after he was beat up repeatedly by some viets

>be in highschool p.e. class
>walk into locker room
>see a butt-naked 6ft Indian tard running around the room and spinning his dick like a helicopter
>turn 360 degrees and reverse moonwalk out of the room

>>4449929

So continued to watch as you walked away?

>>4449958

reverse means you walked toward him

>Senior year
>Be 17
>Be dismissed from school, early because of a blizzard
>Fucking no one able to pick me up
>Call mom, call sister, they call my mom's friend
>She used to change my diapers, taught me how to tie shoes, and now is about to pick me up
>Very pretty, but also very broken. Her mother just died, and her father raped her
>Her boyfriend is shit, and won't give her the child she wants until "apparently" someone gets rid of her father for his money
>She's 37
>Sitting in the car, it's a long ride
>We're talking about everything, soon enough it comes up, that her biological clock is ticking
>She takes out a cigarette, and fumbles to light it
>I sit there, wondering what I should do. As she starts to sob.
>She pulls over, because it's getting icy and "she doesn't want to go that way right now."
>She looks at me and asks me if I want to grow up
>I tell her I'd like to have my childhood for just a bit longer
>She takes off her seatbelt and climbs on top of me
>She starts to kiss my lips and rub under my shirt
>I tell her it's probably not for the best, and she puts my hands on her breast
>Holy fuck this is really hard to deny, she's a straight up 8/10
>Tell her I'm not ready yet, and we should wait until we're both in a better state
>She recollects herself, puts another cigarette in her mouth, doesn't even light it, and drives on
>Kiss her just before I get out, on the lips, and try my hardest to make it seem like I want more
>She moves away and only my mother keeps in touch with her ever since

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>>4449986
>not taking advantage of emotionally vulnerable girls
>not fucking the cougar and having her boyfriend raise your child

not highschool
whatever

>third grade
>walking thru lunch room
>pass retard table
>extremely greasy little black kid with an oversized head, no pants, drooling mouth agape, misshapen, yellow teeth steps in front of me
>stares me dead in the eyes
>slaps me on the left cheek
>ketchup
>slaps me with the other hand on my right
>mustard
>jumps up in my face, does a full tongue-out raspberry and showers me with the most putrid smelling saliva
>get out of there quickly
>head to the bathroom to wash this crap off
>"HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, YOUNG MAN"
>turn around and see the retard with a huge pissed off beast bitch
>retard accuses me of trying to trip him
>teacher says the ketchup and mustard were evidence
>get suspended for a week

>>4441649
Oh god I fucking lost it.

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>>4449986

I think you made the right choice. But I think you've also made the worst choice.

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>friend and I roaming the hallways during class
>kid named peter who was an easy target for anyone
>extremely neat very obsessive over material things
>kids used to call him KD because he would always eat kraft dinner at lunch
>call him krap dinner in hallway
>he spins furiously in rage
>face is red
>starts windmilling his pencil case super fast
>charges at us while whipping that shit around
>chases us to bathroom
>he is about to hit us with the pencil case
>pencil case zipper breaks
>pencils and scooby doo gummy snack wrappers everywhere
>he starts crying lying on the ground
>pretends he's dead
>slide out of washroom slowly
>turn off light in washroom
>leave the carnage behind us
>call him krap dinner one last time

>>4449647
>mfw yuropoors call a burnie-go-outie a "fire extinguisher"

>Cross country part of gym
>3 best track people in our class picking best runners
>I am last to be selected on this elite team
>Hit wall on first leg, finish we are still close to other 2 teams
>2nd leg guy hits wall & he goes behind woods, dont see him
>We end up last

I seriously dont know what happend to the 2nd guy, guess he got major cramps. I honestly didnt want to be selected to the special team but it did feel a bit nice to be selected out of everyone in the gym even IF I was the last out 9 guys.

>>4449339
> Watched kid getting hugged
> Sexual harrassment
Do you live over here in Austalia, we have so many bullshit PC rules

>>4449551
God dammit anon. Why so aspie?

>Primary school
>Kid called christian
>absolute nutter
>thought he was a t-rex.
>bit my arse-cheek once
>ran away making dinosaur noises
>had to have stitches.
>embarrased as fuck because i had to take off my pants infront of the nurse.

>year 9
>started at new school
>sit at front in English class
>kid starts throwing bits of paper at me
>see who it is
>walk passed him at the end of class, hes still cutting up the bits of paper
>death stare him, he smiles, i smile
>yeah rito
>Continues this ever english lesson for a whole 8 months
>ignore him
>finally one day pick up a bit of paper and throw it back at him
>he stops and stares at me like im satan
>Does this the whole lesson, literally stares at me, doesnt adjust his glance for anything
>waits for me to walk passed at end of class
>he stand up and tries to monster me
>shitting myself, try to maintain composure and stare him back in the eye
>he turns away, laughs and says ' ha wat the faarrk'
>tell the teacher
>next lesson she tells both of us to stay behind
>asks me openly if he didnt anything
>can feel him staring at me
>she puts an end to it
>feel like a coward
>he left school the next year

And people now wonder why Im so angry and hate filled. I did nothing to deserve that. And because i was shorter then him he didnt respect me after i stood up to him, he plotted revenge against me and so did all his mates. Cant fucking win when your short, people actually expect you to shut up and get in line.

>>4449965
360 is a complete circle and reserve moon walking would mean just walking normally or walking towards the retarded indian

>>4450247
how fucking new are you? my god.

>have anxiety issues
>miss the entirety of high school

i wish i knew this feels

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>>4450214
Shit bruz

>>4448838
reminds me of this dude
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKKxPtP6XjQ
my sides spontaneously combust every time I watch this

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>tfw dropped out of highschool my first year and have avoided contact with everyone since

Sometimes i regret it...but then i remember i had horrible acne at that time in my life and would have probably been a hermit anyways.

>>4450316
oh, I forgot
skip to about 2 mins in

>tfw you go to your class
>under your desk some asshole ripped up and dropped a couple hundred pieces of paper
>everyone watches while you pick it up ;-;

>>4446639

Damn, well played.

Iloveyou

>>4448838
>>i will slit your throat with a pencil
>>i will rip your nipples off with a utencil
>>i will kill your family, it will be suspenseful
>>growls rather loudly
>>squeezes milk carton until milk bursts from the top and opens his eyes extremely wide
>>continues growling/groaning
My sides have reached orbit.

>>4447050

>piss raining from the ceiling
>library lady gets pissed
>pissed

Oh you.

>>4450079
hahaha im Australian cunt

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>>4449050
>we called him crazy chris because he would do crazy stuff

Tru

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>freshman year
>have this absolute prick for a science teacher
>have to stay after class one day
>steal his flashdrive
>take it hope
>edit his power point with some nudes of a girl that were getting passed around
>brought it back and hid it under some papers on his desk
>he finds it and starts the Power Point
>he's not even looking when he flips to the nudes of the girl
>everyone freaks their shit
>douchebag football player mcwhite knight gets in his face
>"WHY THE FUCK YOU GOT PICS OF X ON YOUR COMPUTER YOU OLD PERVERT"
>ect.
>principal is called
>we're dismissed to the study hall
>investigation ensues
>turns out he had gotten in trouble before for stealing nudes a girl had on her phone when he took her from her because it made noise during class
>she found later in her outbox that the pictures had been sent to another number while he had it
>found out it was his number
>he played it off as being technoob
>accidentally ruined his career

Whoops.

>>4450728
haha holy shit

>>4450728
You are simultaneously the best person and biggest asshole, ever.

>>4446987
>Telling an irrational group of black teenage girls you will lynch them

Okay come on, you could have totally avoided being beat up

>>4446611
>Fuck, I hate panicky people.
youre on the wrong board, buddy

>Senior year
>Middle of Spanish class and I've gotta piss like a racehorse
>Go to bathroom
>Piss in urinal, flush
>The pipe bursts and I get fucking soaked
>Jump out of the way only to fall and hit my head
>Blood is pooring everywhere
>Calmly walk back to class, grab my stuff, walk out to my car and drive to the hospital