>I think you are more rare than a hot ass bitch who is super nerdy and intelligent and kind or something.
Your brain works in a funny way.

If you REALLY were so desperate why don't you date a girl as pathetic as me rather than seriously aiming so high you are always going to be lonely?

Seriously I'm right here, hello??? Just because I'm ugly a guy wont be interested. I hate that feeling...

Because I'm absolutely willing to allow him to watch porn or something when we fuck. I have impeccable hygene even though my skin is horrible so it looks like I don't but I do. I'd let him fantasize about some other girl, I don't care if he is awkward and clumsy and doesn't know what to do so am I. I don't care about weight, looks, size.

Why is this seen as a bad thing? Because I have no self respect? Or what? My friends tell me I should aim higher but I just want to find someone who knows how it feels.

>>440406
I aim as low as I possibly can and STILL I can't get a boyfriend.

>>440406
Dating is much more about feeling a connection with another person, it isn't just "you're like me let's date"

Also I doubt you're a female.

>expecting to get attention
Ha. Not from me.

>>440436
I know I want to make a connection thats the point.

>>440463
It isn't that simple, specially for introverts.
You can't just force it.

>>440365
Because the few guys who would consider fucking you rarely enter the outside world for more than a few minutes at a time, making an encounter, even a brief one, nearly statistically impossible.

Yes I am pathetic.

But I am a masochist and I enjoy it.

>>440480
This.

thisblox9000

>>440510
>>440480
I would make every effort to try if they made one too. I can talk to people like me on the net but once I mention I'm a girl they stop talking to me.... I honestly can't even image anyone being as shy as I am let alone more. But I guess there are people like that I just wish for once second they would take a risk enough so we could briefly keep each other company. I hope that makes sense.

>>440463
Somehow hope you get lucky and find a Storgic relationship. Fuck dating.

>>440570
If you were really shy you wouldn't be an attention-whoring tripfaggot.

Atleast try to make your story believable before posting.

I am pathetic. When my friends ask to hang out I usually say no because I'm much more comfortable in my home on the internet. They don't ask to hang out anymore.

I'm kissless, with an exception of my cousin when I was like what? fuck 6 or something

I'm dateless, a guy has never asked me out or has shown interest in me.

but I'm not a nerd, I'm borderline mentally retard..I don't read and I'm not into science or anything closely related.

"Lonely men seek companionship. Lonely women sit at home and wait. They never meet."

>>440626
can I take this with me and have it physically ingrained onto my heart with burning metal?

>>440614
You forgot to mention you're 100lbs overweight.

>>440604
At least I'm making an effort. Every other thread on here is about guys talking about how lonely they are, when a girl does it she's an attention whore though? I'm putting myself out there. No one will actually talk to me anyways. Because none of you know how it feels to be this lonely. I don't care how much you talk about it you don't. Or you would know what it really felt like to be this desperate for attention. So, yes I am a attention whore. Not proud, but true.

/r9k/ is full of generally normal people who happen to be shy or bashful. Most of the adults we get on 4chan come here, if not something slightly more specific like /k/ or /fit/. For the truly pathetic you'd be better off checking out /jp/, /soc/ or something along those lines.

Me? I'm a genuinely nice guy, fairly handsome, lifts weights, in university for Biochem, but somewhere along the line I became hella shy and developed body dysmorphism. I'd say people like me are the norm on this board, self-important insecure people who still manage to have a superiority complex to match their inferiority. We don't want ugly, desperate chicks. We want to eventually man up and get someone on "our level". That or have some girl on "our level" take interest in us.

You refuse to believe I exist? Really>?

>>440654
>Because none of you know how it feels to be this lonely.
Confirmed for troll.

I'm just as alone, if not more. You sound too desperate though.

>>440655

This is surprisingly accurate in my case.

>>440655
>>440665
Both of you are out of my league. Idk what /jp/ is, I know of /soc/ though everyone there is very attractive imo. I only recently came back to 4chan after a two year period.

>>440654
Go back to trolling 101

How ugly are you? Are you deformed? Obese? What is it?

Are you really that undesirable? Have you tried hitting the gym and eating right?

Makeup?

There's things out there that can do wonders.

>>440632

I'm more then just 100lbs overweight anon lol

>>440696
Not obese but I use to be too thin now I'm skinny fat. I have cellulite even though I'm skinny and I'm kinda of deformed mostly because I'm covered in cutting scars. My face is also that of a 5 year old even though I'm 23. An ugly 5 year old not a jail bait cute one. To top it all off I have nothing to offer. I try and be good at art but all of my attempts are seriously laughably pathetic. I have absolutely nothing going for me.

>>440683
The attractiveness of /soc/ is a sort of illusion, stand alone complex, whatever. I guess the visible demographic has changed, but it's still the same collection of fatties and fatty-chasers, and anorexic kiddies- but with a few attractive people with mental instabilities and delusions of grandeur whoring it up.

Still, /r9k/ is NOT the right place to be pouring your heart out over this shit, and it isn't even the right direction to do so anywhere. Get /fit/, SERIOUSLY CLEAN YOUR FACE (facial cleanser, moisturizer, exfoliant MINIMUM), and actually culture yourself and then try to rope in a man.

I would say I'm pretty pathetic, I've never had contact with a girl online but I do stuff online for girls, check out the list.

>>440654
>Or you would know what it really felt like to be this desperate for attention

You sound like a troll. If you were really alone like the way I imagine it, you would be used to it and not so desperate for it.

>>440714
What a huge surprise!

I kissed a girl 3 times on the lips when I was 14, just to say that I've been kissed before I turned 15. I didn't like the girl at all. I've had female friends who I inevitably want to fuck later on in the friendship no matter how ugly they are, but then they aren't interested in me. I've had 2 or 3 girls who wanted my dick bad, but at the time I thought they were slightly gross looking/weird. I don't think the girl when I was 14 really counted, so yeah I would consider myself a kissless, dateless (never been on one that was enjoyable/not weird), can't grow facial hair on my neck, internet addicted nerd.

>>440716

Post a pic?

What have you got to lose right.

>>440707
I'm working hard on it. I'm doing tons of special scrubs and lotions to work on my scars and cellulite and I work out every day. My tits are horrible as in the nipples and I can't do anything about that, so is my vagina other than the hymen it's kind of gross looking but I take care of it regardless, there is only so much I can do with my face too I can't change the features completely and really its the placement/size/shape/facial thirds that bothers me. I clean and work on my body immaculately but it makes little to no difference.

>>440720
I meant offline, whoops. Anyway, pathetic shutin reporting in.

>>440716
Meh can't judge without a picture.

inb4 attention whoring blabla

>>440727
I guess, it's no longer surprises me anymore..I can't wait until my lapband surgery this April

>so is my vagina other than the hymen it's kind of gross looking

troll troll troll troll

>>440720

you buy people things who you don't even know? Are you really that desperate?

>>440716
>To top it all off I have nothing to offer

That's not an actual problem, your respective partner, technically wouldn't have anything to offer either. If you look at it your way.

>>440771
Or a retard.

Are you so sheltered that you seriously don't believe idiots exist?

>>440739
>>440720
Do you at least have girls you talk to online? Because I barely even have that, in fact I probably have more contact with guys irl but I don't acknowledge or open up about any of my problems. Even though it's probably blatantly obvious.

>>440731
I might POSSIBLY consider showing a picture to someone I've been talking to and IMing privately for a while but never on here... sorry. As much as I would love to amuse you guys even momentary it would ruin my self esteem to the point of suicide. I am way too shy and afraid. The answer will stay no no matter how polity anyone asks. Sorry.

>>440775
I guess that's true, that's why I try and aim really low.

What messenger programs do you use?

>>440790
I'm too scared to talk to people online. Seriously.

I'm only talking to you because I'm anon.

OP where do you live? I'm sure someone here is willing to give you a chance if they're close to you.

>>440801
Skype pretty much only. Oh I have a IMVU too, it's stupid and full of 12 year olds but I have one regardless.

>>440805
Do you talk to people in real life?

>>440796
If you are both equally lonely, you'd obviously have something to offer by just existing. Just being together.

Though I don't know if that would actually be a good relationship.

>>440815
I can only talk to my family confortably,

in public I have a monotone robot voice. Kind of creepy.

>>440815
Mrm, skype like you voice chat?

>>440790
Just post a body picture then.

>>440840
I don't think you understand how shyness works. The problem isn't that you might find out who she is by seeing her face.

OP WHERE DID YOU GO

TELL US WHERE YOU LIVE

>>440840
This, no one will know it's you if you remove face.

Someone insults it? Who cares, it's just a random internet body.

>>440860
Her body must be really ugly then.

>>440860
I'm shy as fuck and wouldn't mind posting a body picture.

>>440834
Sounds kind of cute actually. How old are you? Just wondering.

>>440836
I don't ever use voice chat.

20 years old turning 21 in May.

You?

OP is a fucking faggot attention whore.

Stop feeding the troll and move on.

>>440886
I crawl in my skin if people even look at me, I think op might be the same way. If she's real anyway.

Not really. But still I feel that way.

>>440860
This people. And yea I do have a really ugly body. There are no redeeming qualities to it. My tits are weird ugly and small with two different sized and colored nipples and my ass has cellulite on it and no curve.

>>440902
When you say you set your sights low, because you're desperate for a boyfriend... It makes anyone considering being with you feel like there's nothing special about them. That you'll just take anyone. This puts people off.

I'll let you in on a secret: It's more about how guys feel about being with you in a relationship than what you look like. /2cents

>>440902
I was just asking because I don't use skype. I wasn't really aware how it works, having only used it a few time for videochats with people from back home.

>>440887
>>440902
bitch tell us what area you live in

>>440925
We've all seen worse, nothing bad will come from posting.

>>440925

I'll get to know you.What's your skype?

Unless you are an unviewable train wreck there's men who will like you for your great personality. (Assuming you have one.)

I haven't seen many train wrecks, I think you're over reacting.

>>440939
>nothing bad will come from posting
Derpity derp derp.

>>440917
Yes, exactly.

>>440909
I'm 23. Never had a job because of social anxiety and never had a relationship because of it either.

>>440934
>>It makes anyone considering being with you feel like there's nothing special about them. That you'll just take anyone. This puts people off.
I've thought about this before and I know this to be true but I still for some reason hold out hope than maybe I can make someone feel special. I feel like I have a lot of love to give.

>>440939
I'm sorry but nothing you will say will make me change my mind. I don't think I even have a picture of my body anyways. But even if I did I wouldn't post it.

>>440949
Idk about personality, I think I'm semi interesting at best when it comes to interests and hobbies. But I have no talents whatsoever not for lack of trying but just because I think I'm naturally not good at anything.

>>440971
>>440971
>>440971
>>440971
>>440971
WHY ARE YOU IGNORING ME? FUCKING TELL US WHERE YOU LIVE? DO YOU WANT TO REMAIN ALONE FOREVER? FUCK.

>>440945
iamthemotherofgod is my skype. I have one contact on there and I don't even talk to her anymore.

I'm currently a fat neckbeard internet addict who lives at home with his parents at the age of 37. I don't even have a car. I sleep in my mom's guest room, which is decorated with pink pastel flowered curtains and dolls - lots and lots of dolls.

But I don't consider myself pathetic. I used to be a bit of a player. I'm used to being a member, often the center, of a really cool, very social group of friends. I had a girlfriend for a year, lived single for a year, then got another girlfriend for a year - just about clockwork. I turned down many attractive women.

>>440983
I just don't think it's important.
I don't want to say.
I'm afraid to say.
I don't want people to possibly recognize me.
I'm paranoid.
I don't think it will matter anyways.

>>440988
You're not a troll are you? I feel hesistant to talk to you and get

"LOL I TROLL'D YOU, YOU MAD NECKBEARD?"

I used to be in very good shape - a great soccer player.

I had a great job, paid well, great benefits, and with flexible hours to boot. At a college where there was teenage ass everywhere. Good shit.

But then I went to Mexico and contracted some kind of infection in my bowels. It got worse and worse over the course of two months, me shitting liquid blood 10-15 times a day, sometimes vomiting something similar. Couldn't drink a cup of water without it coming right back up. Doctors just gave me antibiotics and said I would get better.

Do you play videogames? This is a deal breaker.

>>441000
Just tell us what state you live in. I don't want to start to talk to you and get to know you only to find out you live nowhere near me.

One weekend my roommate said that I looked dead. I looked like a corpse, I was so pallid, blue, and just a bag of skin on my bones. Deep, dark sockets around empty, glassy eyes. Too weak to walk anymore.

So she drug me to the hospitol and they couldn't figure out what was wrong with me, but fortunately did hit me with 10ml of Dilauded. I felt 10000% better. But nothing happened, they couldn't get the raw, bleeding, swelling out of my ass and intestines. They tried several things, but finally my intestines got so bloated that they exploded - all that crap went out into my body cavity. That (Toxic Megacolon) is one of the worst pains I think any person could feel. It is truly surreal. Even WITH a shit ton of fentanyl, it far out-hurt the jagged 9mm kidney stone I had to pass once (without meds).

So I stayed on hard core opioid medication for several more months, and had a couple more surgeries. Afterwards, I tried to stop taking opiates, but couldn't function without them. So I got an opium habit. I ate about 4-5 Super Jumbo poppy pods (shredded up) about 4-5 times a day. That is a LOT of opium. Sometimes people would give me an Oxy 80 or two, and I would chew them up and swallow them - and not feel anything at all from them, my tolerance was so high.

Finally I managed to overdose, so I went to rehab out in Malibu. Got clean and moved back home for the first time since I was 18. So here I am, trying to find work, maybe even bring my photography career back to life.

I see it as temporary, so fuck it. I'm not pathetic.

>>441002
I'm not a troll, and even I'd feel bad for a troll who was preying on people like me/us, that's just scraping at the bottom of the barrel...

So, looks like you have some men of /r9k/ interested in you, op. Good job.

Think it'll go anywhere? Must at least make you feel better.

>>441015
Then don't talk to me.

>>441012
Yea I do, but lightly.

>>441035
>>441007
>>440996
these were all one story.

tl,dr >got mega sick, dependent on pain killers, goes full blown addiction. Went to rehab, now living in my mom's girly spare room. And I'm a 37yo man. And I don't give a fuck - I don't think it is pathetic at all. I'm proud of the things I've done, what got me here.

oh boy

Anybody got that picture of the forever alone guy/girl? The one where it says the girl needs to be offensively ugly and crazy to be as lonely as him.

I just want someone to play video games with, and listen to music while cuddling.

>>441062
Ok I guess you want to be forever alone you stupid bitch. I'm sure I'm not the only one that would want to know that you're at least kind of close before talking to you. If you give us that information then maybe some one will make the effort to reach out to you and give you a chance. If you don't even want to tell us what fucking state you live in well then you're just fucking dumb.

>>440988
Skype name doesn't turn up anything for me.

>>441089
>bitches and whores

Don't mind him OP. Some of us forever alone guys are mentally ill.

I weigh over 200 pounds and spend all day in a blacked out room drinking alone and watching Japanese cartoons about little girls.

And I can assure you, I'm very much real.

>>441104
But your actions continue the cycle of your problem. Why do you continue self harming yourself?

>>441115
I'm not complaining. I enjoy myself. I was just pointing out that people like me do exist.

>>441069
what exactly happened in Mexico?

>>441121
I know that feel, man. I stay inside all day and play video games and surf 4chan, and if I had a job and a college degree, I wouldn't be so unhappy with myself.

Friends and social life? Nah, no biggie. Though to be fair, I did lose my kissless virginity earlier this year, so I'm kinda just over all of it now.

>>441123
Oh boy op, you totally just replied to someone that wasn't even quoting you.

I can feel your self esteem cringe.

I'm not a virgin (fucked 12 girls, lost virginity at 15), but I sure am a fucking misogynist. I hate women. I think they're worthless trash good for nothing but their bodies. I don't believe women can contribute anything useful to anything. I always doubt a woman's ability.

Where does this put me on your scale of fucked-up, OP?

Oh wait, you're a tripfag. Fuck you, faggot.

>>441133
>>441121
>>441104

Are you guys completely friendless with no social skills or professions? Do you think you'll always be alone? fd

>>441128
He got butt aids from a ladyboy.

I don't recommend it.

It's so obviously a troll, people.
Don't feed, etc.

>>441152
No one really close. A couple of male friends who have carried over from when I went to high school. I them a few times a year.
As for ambitions... I'll get a job someday. Maybe even soon. The one thing that bothers me is feeling like a drain. Preferably something that doesn't require much social interaction.


None of this really bothers me. I enjoy me own company and feel most at ease by my self.

>>441180

I wish I had friends and social skills...what's it like? What do you talk about with your friends?

What are your hobbies, OP?

>>441088

So do I bro. I'd ask for your info, but everyone is buttmad about people dating on /r9k/

>>441197
I use the term loosely. These are people who I have nothing in common with, and rarely see. Whenever we meet up I just let them talk about themselves and that gives them something to do.

I don't personally feel like I get that much out of their company.

And I certainly don't have social skills. These are friends I made years and years ago. I very much doubt I would be able to meet anyone new now.

>>441219
My pillow will have to do...

>>441236

what is your daily routine like? Does it ever change or does it stay stagnant without any kind of social interaction other than on 4chan?

>>441366
My, you're a curious one, aren't you? It's alright. It's not like I have anything better to do. I'll greentext a typical day

>wake up 11-3PM
>Lurk internet
>Start drinking about 4pm
>Lurking internet drunk
>play vidya drunk
>watch anime drunk
>go to sleep about 5.am

It doesn't change much

>>Are there any of you out there who are REALLY that pathetic?
All of what you described isn't pathetic.

You don't know what pathetic is until you've dealt with a psychopath. One retard once said to me, in his very weak broke explanation, that the police would have to arrest people and solve cases for me. I tried to explain to him that that's their FUCKING JOB and he kept inciting it was my duty....please note I'm a unarmed computer tech.

I then obtained a massive migraine.

>>441128
Stayed drunk from 10am-5am everyday. Went to JJ's Cantina in Cholla Bay, and a chick dared me to eat these cherries they had soaking in grain alcohol. So I did. My buddy says that the cherries had been soaking in there for over a decade, and no one has ever had the balls to eat them. He thinks it bred some kind of super bacteria in that harsh mix.

I think it was because I put my toothbrush under the faucet and used tap water to brush my teeth (tend not to think about these things when you've been drinking 19/24 hours a day for a week).
Anyway, somehow I got an intestinal infection that they could not ID at the hospital, and did not respond to antibiotics. Cutting out 4/5ths of my colon did the trick, though.

yeah I'm pathetic, but I don't care anymore.

At least, I'm not overweight just a skinny loser with zero self-esteem. I used to be "that guy."

Point is, you have losers all up and down the spectrum of lameness. You have guys that post on 4chan but have social lives and are just generally shy/unassertive, some that just don't like people or have bad social skills, and 400 pound weeaboos living in their mom's basement.

>>441398

How would you describe your personality when you're in social situations or on your own? Yes I am, I love learning about new fellow foreveralones, All of what you said is my lifestyle other than drinking.

>>441472

what would you classify yourself as now and in the future?

>>441475

Semi-introverted if I know you well. Like those "friends" or my family.
Very introverted if I don't know you well. I probably won't talk to you unless you talk to me and even then, I won't say much.

I like to be in the background, and more than anything I hate drawing attention to myself.

Maybe you should take up drinking. It makes social isolation a lot more fun.

>>440406
Because men are biologically attracted to looks while women are biologically attracted to sex. Men want the best looking women because it often means better genes, better genes mean better kids and everybody profits.

Women on the other hand tend to be attracted to success because their role is the caregivers. Speaking from a strictly biological viewpoint they get pregnant and can't fend for themselves so they need a man to protect and provide for them.

this has it's exceptions like anything of course

>>441539
God damnit I meant
>while women are biologically attracted to status

>>441508

now: anti social guy who doesn't do much. I wan't to say normal guy, but my ego likes to delude itself.

later: same person but physically fitter, and a solid degree + job

Not a big leap but it's all I want.

>>441573

Are you still friendless with no social skills that just stays on 4chan all day and night? If so, you're me.

>>441513
.
I may take up drinking but I don't really like the taste. I know that isn't the point of it but I doubt I could be social even if I'm drunk.

What do you talk about with your "friends" anyway and how long can you keep a conversation online and off?

>>441206
Could you tell me what the source of that image is?

>>441686
It's a manga called "it's not my fault I'm popular". Its about a socially isolated high school girl. It's got a lot of 'know that feel moments.' It's getting pretty popular.

Here is a link to downloads for all the chapters that have been released and subbed so far.

http://pastebin.com/JYgtBy40

>>441711
I could tell from the pic it's probably something I would like.
thanks

>>441638
You get used to the taste. Or you can cut it with something super sweet, like red-bull. And I don't drink to be more social. I drink alone because it is highly enjoyable.

As I said before, I let them talk about themselves. If I have to start talking, I talk about the news or some other current event. I can't spend a whole lot of time in their company. A couple of hours at the very most.

>>441711
Her face really creeps me out sometimes though...

>>441732

I guess i'll keep that in mind but there is no way I could last even 40 minutes in conversation.

>>441752
Just wait until she starts getting greasy.

>>441732
I can't stand how fake "normalfags" are. Everyone pretends they give a shit but really all everyone cares about is themselves (this shit is especially evident in "high class" party's and the like)

>>441785
Yeah. I quickly lose interest when normalfags try to talk about normalfag things.

"There are these two girls and I don't know which one I like"

>>441806
Fucking bro fist. I get the feeling I could socialize if I wanted but to do it I would have to blow shit out my ass like most of them.

my dad is X I am Y
>be younger
>my dad works for a really "high class" company
>always having these "fancy" "party's" at the house
>everyone sucking up to everyone
>"hey X I hear your son Y is is in highschool"
>"yeah that's great so about (business)"
>"hey Y I hear you like computers"
You can almost smell the bullshit on their breath

>>441783
her personality needs a major fixing

>>441883
Man this chick is like a female version of /r9k/

>>441934
People identify with her. /g/, /v/, /a/, ./r9k/, every socially awkward board loves this shit.


That part where she's eating alone at the fast food place and then kids from her school come in and she freaks out made me cringe. I was that kid

>>441573
>>441638


If you guys are still there, want to keep in touch for the sake of being loners?

>>441943
I think it's because most of the foreveralones blame others but at the same time blame themselves.
or maybe I am just a faggot idk

>>441963
Keep in touch how?

>>441964
I don't think this is really about blame. That's what Welcome to the NHK is for. I think this is just about revelling in awkwardness and poor social skills.

>>441934
Yeah /r9k/ for sure

>>441983
>be in a class with an odd number of people
>the teacher pairs everyone up
>you are always either alone or paired up with the teacher
that feel...

>>441970

through e-mail messaging, it's the only way I communicate back seeing as I am horrid at one to one conversation on IM messengers.

>>441994
Yeah all right. Why not? If you think you can derive some pleasure from conversing from a shut in, alcoholic weeaboo then by all means, give it a shot.

Here's an old troll email from when I used to fuck around with people on omegle.

Hopefully this doesn't end up doing any harm, but it's hard to see how it could.

>>441993
It kind of reminds me of the world only god knows for some reason...

I'm socially awkward and I've never had a girl become attracted to me in my life so obviously I have virgin hands. I dress and act normal enough and analyze social situations to pass through them gracefully enough. I actually have a few intelligent friends whom I hang out with atleast once a week.
I spend quite alot of time playing vidya, browsing chans and reading.

Yeah, I'd say I'm all of the above minus the neckbeard because I'm clean shaven. I've got a few mental problems that seem to want to become whatever they want to be at this point. Fuck, I've sincerely considered burning my face so that I could wear a mask.

I'm rambling and I've lost the concept of what tired is being like so my mind is full of fuck what am I even saying.

>>442013

Let me know if you receive the e-mail message, it's going to be straight and to the point. I use this foreveralone e-mail for talking to shut ins like you and me even though I browse 4chan way to much.

>>442045

at least you actually have friends and a social life dick. f

>>442098
Yeah I do, and that helps. But then it makes me angry having to go back to "real life." Either way, I'm not sure if it's good that I could definitely be professionally marked as a psychopath. A mind that questions everything at every angle with every reason, almost similar to two voices to which sometimes I'll accidentally start talking to myself. Once I gave the other a voice a twitch in his accent to differ them better.
I've had some run ins with my mother who I can safely say is the cause at some of my downfalls, where I was a horrible child for my entire life until just a few years ago and it took even a radical transformation to fix that.
I figure that it's because of that relationship that I have such a complicated fixation on women. I want to be dominated and loved by them, and then I hate them, and want to dominate them.
This identity-crisis thing, which includes the mask thing, is rather recent but I'm just now thinking that it's been prevalent for a while.

>>440716

Why can't we at least see your tits?

I could masturbate to pics of you, if that makes you feel any better!

I am
>dateless
>have a neckbeard (just to lazy to shave)
>and I havent left the house in over a year

But on the flip side
>Im not bad looking
>quite charismatic
>can hold a conversation with anyone
>average build / underweight by medical standards

im 28. Male.
Ive had close to 8 girlfreinds in my life. Some were nuts, others were not engaging. That whole lets do what you want to do and never offer any of your own ideas and then get mad because we never do what you want to do and you only use me for sex and you want me to go jogging with you are you calling me fat?!
I hated that shit. Its like grow the fuck up you've been out of highschool for the past ten years. Wtf is your problem?

I had a couple close friends but they got married and decided to stop hanging, no that's not entirely right. Their wives didn't like them ha Ginger out with a Guy who is isn't married. Then the ones who are left try to hook me up with their single friends who have that same entitlement mentality about how a man is supposed to take care of them when they have not a fucking this.g to offer.

I like video games. Comics. Manga. Anime. Going to the gym. Doing yoga because it kicks my ass. I'm just unable to form friendships with the new people I meet.

Want to talk about frustrati? Having the ability but not being able to follow through.

>>442332

>Their wives didn't like them ha Ginger out with a Guy who is isn't married.
>ha Ginger
>Ginger

Uncontrollable Tourettes spotted.

>>442354
Posting from my phone.
Hanging out is what its supposed to be.

>>442013
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>>442013

did you get my e-mail message bro? I doubt you're still there honestly...

i am >internet addicted, nerdy, socially retarded

though i am very attractive, I usually get no where past a one night stand. If I do, I usually end it as I'd rather be playing video games or researching something random on the internet during my free time.

Forever alone but that's ok. the internet makes me feel whole. LOL

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Nope. My life is pretty decent and I'm not a virgin. I like it here because these people make me feel better about myself.

I am one of them. I have autism. I cannot see faces or distinguish voices or drive a car. Every day is hell. It feels like the list of ways I cannot function gets longer every day. I really don't think I can live like this any more.

>>449067

at least you have a personality, are funny, have friends, a job, a family, a girlfriend, a car, a direction, and everything else that's good.

I'm a scotlandfag
I'm a 20year old kissless, dateless, internet addicted, nerd

I wouldn't really associate myself with the nerd label, but I like and practice maths and physics, I play minecraft, I speedrun LoZ OOT and LoZ LA amongst other things

I keep myself in shape, I run almost daily, I go to the gym at least twice a week. I live with my parents, I'm scared to tell people how I feel about them (pretty sure this is a major factor in my kissless dateless status), I'm scared to put effort into my appearance because I'm scared that people will think I've put effort into my appearance, I'm bi-polar, sometimes the smallest of perceived rejections can push me into the depths of depression, I'm chronically passive aggressive, I've passed up numerous chances to be happy by waiting too long or feeling insecure and pushing the opportunity away.

(I also exist)

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i a one of those people, fuck off OP.ssdfdfsdfg

So if an anime person draws another anime with the same level of detail, does that equate to photorealism?

I'm tired of explaining to people why I'm so depressed, so fucking sad. I just don't have the energy anymore.

My loneliness is not my fault, It was a series of bad events in my childhood that lead things to the way they are. Anxiety, suicidal depression..
I'm a better person than a lot of men out there, I just have no confidence, no self worth, no self-esteem, terrible body image.. Im tired of explaining these things to people, there are sad, pathetic people out there. believe me.

I'm not even bad looking either.

>>456340
Your childhood may not be your fault, but wallowing in it is your fault. Take charge of your own life, bro.

>>456335
A question for the ages.

Ageblox.

I don't think that moth person is here anymore guise.

Do you really want me to explain furrther? all I can say is that my virginity and my ugliess hammers it down.

I pretend to have girlfriends.

At times I can be lonely.
Strangely, I feel as I'm starting to get used to it. I just need to remember not to crave for the presence of other people.

I wish I wasn't attracted to attractive girls especially when I'm a 6/10 or probably lower. Apart from attractive women I'm only attracted to girls that remind me of my own mother looks or personality wise which is pretty daunting. Anyone know that feel?

I'm nearly twenty. Never done anything with a girl, not even holding hands. No girl has ever been interested in me. I was the school loser who everybody made fun of. I'm not very intelligent. I'm a social wreck. I'm incredibly unhealthy and weedy and I spend pretty much all of my time in my room.

Not even the average girls liked me.

OP are you me? I stayed home from classes again just because. Havent left my bed all day just a messy lump.

>>461548

Do you also have no social skills, no friends, no direction, no interesting personality, no way of making friends, and will be alone forever?

>>461949
Have two friends who I rarely ever see because they're at University, the rest is correct.

>If Moth is real, she could actually use this thread as shameless /soc/ alternative, not be trolled, find someone rather close and still afford to be picky.

>If the same person was male, all the opposites.

I'm not misogynist or anything, but think about this for a second...

>>461985

what do you talk about with your friends and how long can you hold a conversation? sdfg

>>462288
We can talk for a long time but it's mostly because we just talk about anime and video games. Anything else and I'm stumped.

I'm a very shallow person when it comes to conversation.

Well, call me an unicorn, because I'm your mythological being right here.

I'm somewhat sociable, but I keep making the same mistake of caring about what people think. I'm a textbook people pleaser, I'm aware that's bad yet I can't change.

As of now, I'm crushing this cute indie girl, but she's a close friend ex's and I have my doubts whether she'll go out with me or not?
Am I in her friendzone or not?
Why did I have to be born this much beta?

>>462372

would you say that they do most of the talking while you listen/observe? How often do you hangout with them or have any social time?

>>462494
If it's a subject I really like I can talk about it quite easily. If it's anything else I just listen.

I only hang out with them like once a week if they're home because they live several miles away from me.

>>440834

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ltORkYAdVk

is this you???

>>462549

>only hangout once a week
>I never hangout with them

That's a pretty good amount of time if you ask me. I have no friends.

>>462598
Thing is they're never home, last time we hung out was over a month ago.

>>462613

I see, what do you do with all of your time then? Are you just completely quiet unless you're with them? I would be.

27 year old virgin reporting in. I'm semi pathetic. Well-payed job, bunch of good friends, yet a kissless virgin. But you know what they say, at least I'm not a nigger.

There is so much wrong with me it's no surprise I'm a kissless virgin.
>overweight
>crooked teeth
>stretch marks everywhere
>neckbeard

I'd prefer a forever alone girl - though we wouldn't be forever alone anymore at that point - with similar interests and a nice personality over a high maintenance attractive partner always but in the end I just don't want to be 'that weird couple'.

I have a core group of very good friends. I occasionally go out just to have a good time drinking with good music. I'm enjoying spending a lot of time on my hobbies and so on... I'm not really socially awkward either despite being very self-aware of my appearance. I just don't see a relationship fitting into this fairly enjoyable lifestyle I got going here. I'd like to have a female best friend or something perhaps, as long as it stays platonic.

>>463038
>well-paid job
I'd take back my kissless virginity if I could get that. All I want right now is my own apartment, a nice job, and for my college debt to be gone. Makes me feel even worse knowing I haven't gotten a degree yet and won't get one 'til I'm at least 25. So fucking pathetic.

I lost my virginity, btw, when I briefly lived in an apartment with a friend. Befriended a friend's girlfriend and she told me that her sister thought I was cute. Ended up going out with the sister and bam, bye-bye virginity.

Now I live back with my parents, though, and I haven't seen any friends in at least a month. One friend called me and sounded like he wants to hang out, but I"m an uninteresting person and there's nothing to do around here, so since I have no idea what to do, he'll probably not call back. Oh well.

>>462613

did you bail out of the thread? sgg

I'm a 23 year old kissless virgin. At first it was because I couldn't find a girl that wouldn't reject me. Now I don't even try because I don't want to settle for someone else's used goods. I want to settle for nothing less than a pure kissless virgin girl like me so that we both start with a clean slate.

Girls are attracted to me. Its my beta boring pussy personality that instantly turns them off

>>440365
bermpan a dermpan s0dfi

Well, it was my birthday today and only two people wished me a happy birthday on facebook. I don't even really care anymore (about facebook, that it's my birthday, or that people don't like me), but it's striking considering everyone else usually gets many dozens even from people they barely knew.

People just naturally don't like me for some reason.

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Holy shit this goddamn thread is still here 2 days later? What fat fucking trollbait you all are.

HOLY SHIT HAS IT? HOLY SHIT HOLD SHIT

sage enough is enough

Noway am I going over my life story with your bitch ass. fd

UHHHHHH
det er saa svaert at vaere saa alene
nananananananananananana

>>440365

>kiss-less
Yes.
>dateless
yes
>neck beard
Nope, I shave.
>internet addicted
yeah
>nerd
Yes
>aspies
Probably
>whatever else

Yeah. Shit sucks.


That is the life of an animu mango vidya fan.

I added her on skype and she hasn't signed on since.

kissless dateless virgin reporting in. df

>>473312

I thought you were a social god.

Dunno if this thread is dead but I'll post anyways.
I'm a virgin, and have never had a girlfriend. The thing is, I'm not sure why.

I'm tall, and fairly good-looking. I mean, I'm not some rugged, muscular guy you'd find on some ad for jeans, but I'm above average.

I'm somewhat socially awkward, but have learned to have such a carefree attitude and joke about things openly that people never even notice - they think I'm fairly outgoing, and some of my friends who are way more outgoing than me act surprised when I admit to them that I'm a shy and awkward person at heart.

I was popular in high school. I hung out with the "cool kids", and despite rarely drinking/never doing drugs I fit in with them very well. I would go to parties every once in a while (though I didn't enjoy them as much as I would enjoy playing videogames by myself or hanging out with 1 or 2 other friends).

I only ever kissed once, and that was because I was really wasted, as was the girl. I barely remember the night; she doesn't remember it at all.

It just feels like I'm some sort of chick anti-magnet. I tend to make friends very easily - a lot easier than other people - unless the "friend" in question is a girl. It's not like I get shyer around them or something - they just seem to respond to anything I say with a very short, "conversation killer" response like "yeah" and then laugh and look away at the ground or something. After starting many easy-to-maintain conversations and having them all shot down, I just tend to give up and not bother trying to get to know the girl.

Where a guy will add onto whatever I said, and let the conversation grow, the girl will respond with the IRL equivalent of "o lol".

It just feels like I'm doing something wrong, but I'm not sure what.

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>>440365

A lot of you guys probably do have friends, you just aren't telling us. sf

Kissless dateless reporting in. It's not that hard to believe. I had friends when I was in elementary and secondary. But once I entered high school, I was an alien. I had mad acne (the worst my dermatologist had ever seen) so I became a shut in and started playing video games religiously. The people online couldn't see me or judge me. I would go to school, run home to play 40-60 hours a week. Not do any homework and just slide by. On the weekends I would play for 12 hours straight, and during the holidays, I might play for 3 days straight before stopping to eat. During those years is when I found 4chan. I would lock myself in my room and just hit F5 every 5 minutes on /b.

I remember in high school, when I was hanging out with my so-called friends, a girl came into our group for lunch. And before she went to her next class, she went around giving everyone a hug, when it came to be my turn, she just kind of shied away and said bye. Whenever my "friends" took pictures, I would stand out of the frame, or wouldn't be included. I was ugly enough to ruin a portrait.

Now in college, I have mustered the courage to talk to people, including fembots. But I still do not have the intestinal fortitude to ask a girl out. And although I have a big dick, it has not been used and don't know if it ever will. I am also insecure about my body image although I am skinny-fat, because my chest and back are covered with acne scars and abnormal skin pigmentation.

who else here has no friends or life at all? ff

i can relate to all of what you said...fuck off.

I'm afraid I am that pathetic, will you now fart on my face?

>>440365
I am certain not everyone here is a neckbeard, but those descriptors fit most of us pretty well.

Closest I've been to a girl was when I slow danced with one at homecoming of my sophomore year. She went off and dated a stoner before I even had a chance to ask her out ;.;

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>>440365

teryi9yr

>so is my vagina other than the hymen it's kind of gross looking

troll troll troll troll no one likes you.

that's whats good about being a shut in, fuck her.

OP is a pessimist. I, being an optimist, have no trouble believing in /r9k/ being full of superlosers.

Also:
>If you REALLY were so desperate why don't you date a girl as pathetic as me
Because a girl as pathetic as you would still either a) laughinggirls.jpg in my face or b) tell me what a wonderful person I am and be sure that I'll find someone someday and that you just want me to be happy.

I don't know people, I don't go out, I don't talk to people on the internet outside of anonymous, public discussion, and even if I did, it would get me nowhere because nobody cares about a guy who doesn't My Little Pony and Facebook. Seriously, whenever I participate in some less anonymous (internet acquaintances), albeit public discussion, nobody talks about anything I give a shit about and if I try to talk about anything, I either get ignored or handwaved aside.

The very few people I know (on the internet or otherwise)? They don't talk to me unless I initiate a conversation, they do not play the games I play and I don't care about the games they play and I and they really do not have anything to say anyway.

tl;dr Who gives a shit?

>>449194
>I'm scared to put effort into my appearance because I'm scared that people will think I've put effort into my appearance

Nobody described my social problems more accurate than you.did right there. Thank you.

>>515591

Yes! I had that for years as an insecure 13-16 year old. Then I abandoned that insecurity (with a lot of internal mental resistance), started by hitting the gym (lost 15 lbs, which was a fair amount for a 5'4 frame), and eventually worked my way up to makeup. Before I even started wearing makeup I had guys attracted to me. Two years later I'm still a kissless virgin, but I'm a kissless virgin with guys wanting to fuck me... though it was sexually empowering at first, now the esteem problems are arising again from the fact that I can't be sure any of these guys actually want to be with me for more than a fuck. Actually.. I can't be sure any guy 'interested' in me actually was interested beyond that. It never ends. Fml.

>>515631

girl problems.

my internet browser is working worth a shit.