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06/02/09(Tue)07:26:21 No.4347382- ftw ,lanigiro ton saw tnemmoc siht thgouht tobor eht esuaceb detum tog - as a press photographer, schmoozed backstage with presidents and rock stars and shit - survived a crash landing in which the plane's right gears wouldn't come down and lock properly - been peppersprayed/teargassed while participating in several riots/protests - ate five geltabs of really strong acid one night, encountered my doppelganger and saw sound and experienced complete ego death - successfully masturbated in an overflowing, 95 degrees and humid port-a-potty at one of the world's largest music festivals - arrested for counterfeiting at the age of 15 (they were pretty good bills, made the paper myself, etc.) - have gotten laid on 3 different continents (only paid for it once on 1 of those continents) - was twice elected to public office and helped administer a $30 million annual budget - ate an entire train piece by piece after derailing it with my penis - quit smoking cold turkey on my first try after being a pack-a-day smoker for over 10 years - fucked 2 different chicks on 1 Valentine's Day - have been dragged out of a car at gunpoint by the police - shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die - survived an entire Ashlee Simpson concert |