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    1.41 MB Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)05:32:16 No.4346580  
    What awesome/terrible things have you rowboats done with your lives?

    I have:
    -Drove a 24 hour drive solid with only one other person
    -Talked a guy out of stabbing someone else at a party while wasted
    -Fucked a girl in her grandparents backyard in the middle of the afternoon
    -Broken up an altercation at a party with a loaded pistol (was hidden and never pulled)
    -Swam upstream in class 3 rapids
    -Fucked a girl in my friend living room while people were active in the house
    -Rolled down a mountain
    -Run from the uni police successfully during and ice storm
    -Broken into a house before I was out of elementary school
    -Drank 21 shots in an hour
    -Lived through a tornado that hit my neighborhood
    >> Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)05:34:45 No.4346593
    LIST j00R ACHIEVEMENTS
    >> The Red Barron 06/02/09(Tue)05:35:32 No.4346602
    >Talked a guy out of stabbing someone else at a party while wasted
    >Broken up an altercation at a party with a loaded pistol (was hidden and never pulled)


    Wow, what a faggot. You could have seen a stabbing AND a shooting, instead you stopped it. Great job bro
    >> Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)05:35:37 No.4346603
    >>4346580

    man that picture is just awesome op..where did you get it from?
    >> Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)05:36:04 No.4346605
    Never had a girlfriend
    Fapped consistently since the age of 12
    Spent the last 5 years depressed
    Regretted every moment of my teenage life
    Wished I was dead
    >> Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)05:41:42 No.4346639
    the only good things i have ever done were making people feel good about themselves. i used to enjoy doing this a lot. i havent done it in a long time.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)05:42:49 No.4346648
    >>4346605
    Adam get off 4chan
    >> Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)05:45:32 No.4346666
    >>4346580

    I love this picture. All of human history can be boiled down to murder, fucking, and goofy costumes.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)05:48:35 No.4346688
    i once stuck my face in a volcanic eruption and survived.


    true story.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)05:56:37 No.4346757
    Speaking of masturbating since being 12, i think ive almost done it 1000 times.

    D:
    >> Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)05:57:46 No.4346773
    I've been masturbating since I was 4.
    I wish I was lying.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)05:58:43 No.4346782
    You have to fap or your balls just get giant huge after like a few months. Well fap or have sex but that goes without saying.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)06:02:53 No.4346811
    Fluent in six languages
    Lived in 6 out of seven continents for at least two years
    Caught a fish with my bear hands
    Ran like a bitch from cops in Madrid, hid in a grocery store for four hours
    Finished a marathon
    Almost had a drunk threesome with my sister
    Ran like a bitch from cops in Detroit, got caught anyways
    Survived six months in jail
    Ran to the nearest exit during an emergency
    Been shot at
    Won six grand in las vegas
    Mugged for six grand in las vegas
    Woke up in New Orleans after a drunk night in Orlando
    Watched a jumper jump
    lied to women
    >> Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)06:07:02 No.4346832
    >Woke up in New Orleans after a drunk night in Orlando

    i lold
    >> Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)06:07:48 No.4346839
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    >>4346811

    >my bear hands
    >> Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)06:09:05 No.4346850
    >>4346782

    Maybe that's why my balls are small. I've been fapping reguarly ever since I was 13.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)06:09:47 No.4346856
    I knocked up an exchange student back in highschool. Somewhere in Germany, there's a kid who insists on adding "eh" to the end of every sentence.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)06:11:13 No.4346863
    Had sex with a girl in a changing room in a big clothes shop. Best sex I've ever had even though I came far too fast.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)06:12:09 No.4346872
    >>4346839
    How did I not catch this!?
    >> Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)06:14:10 No.4346883
    >>4346872
    i think you're just secretly a bear that has learned computers
    >> Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)06:16:01 No.4346894
    >>4346883
    We'd better call the Colbert Report, he needs to know about this before the bear propaganda can spread.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)06:16:49 No.4346900
    Took my english final on acid
    >> Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)06:21:16 No.4346924
    I took all my exams (4 in one day, LOL SCHEDULING) after chugging about five litres of root beer. I was shaking, nauseous, and about to pass out. It was awesome.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)06:28:37 No.4346975
    >>4346856
    Do you ever plan on meeting them?
    >> Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)06:30:28 No.4346984
    >>4346975
    Well, I am primarily German, and I can speak it fluently. Gonna go meet them later this month, got two weeks off. Kid's 8 or 9 now, I would guess.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)06:42:51 No.4347061
    -Had a sly wank in some dense woodland in Spain.
    -Once smeared my semen on an ant.
    -Once jacked off in the toilets of my school's chemisty lab.
    -When i was 10 i won two books about dinosaurs and a dinosaur model because i got the high score on a card game on the internet that had some relevance to dinosaurs. :3
    >> Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)06:46:26 No.4347087
    >>4347061
    Stop being British.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)06:46:49 No.4347089
    bloox

    >>4346900

    That's awesome.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)06:50:19 No.4347116
    >Had a sly wank in some dense woodland in Spain.

    You are fucking weird
    >> Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)06:59:11 No.4347179
    - Got in a short car chase when I was 18
    - Had lots of awesome psychelic experiences
    - Fired a handgun
    - Went to Russia

    That's it.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)07:02:48 No.4347205
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    -Never broke a bone of my own
    -Had sex with a girl in her bedroom closet while her father was in the next room eating lunch
    -Can, and do, continuously troll an ex even though we broke up years ago
    -Drove 100+ miles per hour through a sandstorm(While blasting some heavy metal through the speakers nonetheless)
    -Caused a man's face underneath his left cheekbone to cave in with one blow. (subsequently, he went blind in that eye.)
    -Barebacked said ex in #3, busted inside, then got dressed and broke up with her and left the house.
    -Break up druken brawls on a consistent basis
    -Get into drunken brawls as a result of breaking up said drunken brawls
    -Killed a gallon of Captain Morgan within the time frame of 5 minutes.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)07:02:59 No.4347206
    >>4347116
    The warm breeze feels great on your cock and balls. So does blowing your load onto the leaves and dirt.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)07:12:18 No.4347272
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    >>4346883
    >>4346811

    He's Hal Jam.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)07:21:32 No.4347354
    >>4347333

    I have never done anything worth mentioning in my life. This to me is the most terrible thing anyone could do.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)07:26:21 No.4347382
    - ftw ,lanigiro ton saw tnemmoc siht thgouht tobor eht esuaceb detum tog
    - as a press photographer, schmoozed backstage with presidents and rock stars and shit
    - survived a crash landing in which the plane's right gears wouldn't come down and lock properly
    - been peppersprayed/teargassed while participating in several riots/protests
    - ate five geltabs of really strong acid one night, encountered my doppelganger and saw sound and experienced complete ego death
    - successfully masturbated in an overflowing, 95 degrees and humid port-a-potty at one of the world's largest music festivals
    - arrested for counterfeiting at the age of 15 (they were pretty good bills, made the paper myself, etc.)
    - have gotten laid on 3 different continents (only paid for it once on 1 of those continents)
    - was twice elected to public office and helped administer a $30 million annual budget
    - ate an entire train piece by piece after derailing it with my penis
    - quit smoking cold turkey on my first try after being a pack-a-day smoker for over 10 years
    - fucked 2 different chicks on 1 Valentine's Day
    - have been dragged out of a car at gunpoint by the police
    - shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die
    - survived an entire Ashlee Simpson concert
    >> Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)07:27:22 No.4347391
    - I travel a lot. At least one intercontinetal holiday every 4 months or so.
    - I speak fluent chinese, even though I'm white
    - I fucked around with my sister ages 5-13, she's 3 years older than me.
    - I have a BMI of 17.5 (awesome or horrible, depending on how you look at it. Male, BTW)
    - I occasionally consider killing myself, more in an academic/theoretical way than anything else. I doubt I'd ever do it.
    - I've never broken a bone
    - I once stayed up for 50 hours straight. Felt... good man. In a really weird way. I rode a caffeine wave.
    - I did 3 out of 7 of my finals during that 50 hour period, and received A's on all of them.
    - I've never had a girlfriend.
    - I teach English to people twice my age.
    - I'm a virgin at 20.


    Compliation of Wonderful/Horrible things here. Fun times.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)07:28:34 No.4347401
    >>4347206
    Its not so much where you wanked its how you described it. A "sly wank" just sounds so disturbing, I could imagine the grin you had on your face.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)07:35:47 No.4347433
    >>4346580
    It's a pity you never learnt to grammar.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)07:38:52 No.4347446
    -Went to china
    -Got chased by killer wasps down a market place
    -Had a creepy gay experience with a friend
    -Handjob on hammock (got kinkier)
    -Never broke a bone
    -Nearly killed everyone in an doctors office (sooo close)
    -Did something which.....we wont go there

    Thats it so far
    >> Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)07:43:01 No.4347462
    When I was like 4 my mum took me to the doctors for some reason I can't remember and as my mum and the doctor were talking he went to sit in his chair. Me being the bored little shit I was decided it would be funny to wheel the chair out from under him and he fell on the floor.

    My mum was so fucking pissed. I'm so proud of that day.
    >> Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)07:46:21 No.4347481
    >>4347446
    >-Did something which.....we wont go there
    Wow you're a real faggot aren't you. OMG I DID SOMETING SO KEWLI CAN TELL U BOUT IT CAUSE IM SO AWESOME TEEHEE
    >> Anonymous 06/02/09(Tue)07:52:20 No.4347510
    >>4347481
    Protip: GTFO
    Hint: GTFO
    TIP: GTFO



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