use your arms and legs to move rhythmically with the music

>>4295050
I will most likely fail at that. Just give me something I can watch how to do on youtube.

>Tektonik?

Tektonik in hell tekfaggot.

>>4295068
I just said it because it's the only style the name of which I know. Tell me a good one then, if that sucks. Please?

As long as you try you can't fail. You fail when you are siting in a dark corner sipping a beer by your self.

>>4295068
This post made me laugh a lot.

1) Play Vampire: The Maquerade - Bloodlines
2) Get to The Asylum
3) Make your character dance
4) Copypasta IRL
5) Pull chicks
6) ????
7) PROFIT!!! (and secks)

See what the other kids are doing and copy them

alternatively be epileptic

>>4295100
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
FUCKING LOL
FUCKING AHAHAHAHAHAHA
FUCK
AHAHA

that dance is seriously spaz.
Addendum: Wear the malk goggles and overalls

>seriously spaz

:3

catfaceblox

Play WoW
Make a Tauren
Make it dance
Copypasta IRL

>>4295118
The female dance is pretty standard though, whereas the male is spastic

but malk goggles would be hilarious

or malk cop outfit if OP is female

>>4295162
I'm not.

Can nobody on /r9k/ just tell me the names of some dances? I've seen a few threads about clubbing from time to time, come on

>>4295186
DO THE MACARINA
I SWEAR TO GOD YOU WILL PICK UP

Seriously, if you bust out the Macarina in the middle of the dance floor some chick WILL join you and you can end up fucking her if you play your cards right

>>4295186

Shuffle. Designed for people to dance alone to.
Jumpstyle if you want to dance alone yet also look retarded.

Both are fun however.

>>4295236
Thanks. What about not dancing alone? My friend is going to put some lady to dance with me.

Start out with violent siezure/spasm dancing, then when you've got the attention of the ladies break out with a wild arm flailing spinning windmill move from one end of the floor to the other.

Guaranteed to get the attention of the ladies.

Dance the way the others do... if you like.
Otherwise, get drunk and hit on girls.

Just do the robot, you'll fit right in.

>>4295085
what this dude says.

I can't dance at all, i love going to house music gigs. If you think the music is awesome you'll be jumping up and down in the crowd of people jumping up and down, moving your arms is optional, but in breaks between jumping up and down, can be fun!
If you find some lady you think is nice - well - fuck if i know, i'm always too busy being half naked jumping up and down to the sweet sweet music, but just like do the bump n grind or whatever.

most important thing to remember, especially for self-conscious basement dwellers like us is: Leave your shame at the doorstep.
Seriously, YES, you will look like a moron, YES, if ordinary people saw you moving the way you're doing they'd think you were a retard, but dude, nobody here gives a shit, half of them are on some kind of drug, if you look like you're having a seizure, they'll just think you're on something too. Just dance to the music, move your body to the bass and the beat in whatever way you feel like it. Don't sit in the corner, get in the middle of everything with everyone else and just let the athmosphere take you over. It will be the best and sweatiest 6 hours of your life. (remember to keep hydrated)

There is a dance style associated with House called house dancing. Look it up on youtube to get a good idea of what it looks like to groove to the rhythm. Look up Brooklyn "Footwork" Terry, Mamson, Meech, and Hiro are some pretty good house dancers to watch.

Just move your hips to the beat.

>>4295479

Agreed.

I went out dancing for the first time in my life like a week ago.
Didn't take me too long to realize that everyone is too bussy with their own dancing to notice how you look while dancing.

Didn't dance face to face with a female though, might be different.

I just flail. I figure by then everyone else is too drunk to give a shit.

Take ecstasy, WIN! Just kidding. Yeah, just do not dance like you have a seizure and you can hop to the bass and move arm with the music.

In America, you hit the clubs when you go out.
In Soviet Russia, if you go out, clubs hit you!

>>4295791
you sir made me laugh. laugh out loud

>>4295186
melbourn shuffle.

Do that one and be the shit.

If you fail at that try breakdancing. It's really easy allmost anyone can do it.