'Who the fuck is this shithead?' says Timmy 'You're boring, I'll make a new thread...'

Timmy: ATHEISTS BRAINWASHING OUR CHILDREN USING BUS ADS!
Invisible Sky Magician: Based on the science we have today and our understanding of the world using science, Atheism is the only realistic "belief" and religions, whether they are Islam, Judaism or Christianity are basically tax-free bullshit, you hypocritical jesusfag fuckwit.

"Him again? What the fuck is he spewing? But I guess he does have a point. If Christianity are allowed to have bus ads, then so should atheism. Now for a new thread"

Timmy: WHY ARE POLITICIANS SO CORRUPT????
Invisible Sky Magician: Timmy, based on your threads, it is obvious that you are a bit ignorant on the way the world works. So I'll just be nice and tell you to watch movies called Zeitgeist and Zeitgeist Addendum. Answers to questions like Why Do We Go To War?, Why Are Politicians Corrupt?, Why Does The Human Race Think The Killing Of Children Is Justified (even though they don't say that bluntly), etc. Watch those movies, figure out the answers for yourself and realize how obvious things really are.

Fast forward a few years... Timmy, along with many /n/iggers are still /b/tards. But he is also now a civil libertarian who uses logic and rational thinking in his internet debates while leaving emotion out of it.

Fast forward another few years... Ron Paul is now dead. Who is going to replace him as one of the few politicians with integrity? Little Timmy that's who. Little Timmy has now converted his internet arguments into action and he is now going to run for President. His goal, uncompromised by corruption, is to create a better world, a better society than the shit one we have today.

Thanks to 4chan. Thanks to /b/. Thanks to /n/. And thanks to...Invisible Sky Magician, the Teller of Truth and the Facilitator of Facts

Man this is gay.

>>http://disc.420chan.org/n/


there, now shut the fuck up

go fuck a goat.

Coudl've just posted the last 3-4 sentences. Thanks anyway.

why don't you become the next ron paul

>>4284324

420chan is unknown.

4chan, and in particular /b/, is popular and mainstream. 4chan is the link to hypocritical and ignorant normalfags in the real world. While the media is peddling bullshit served as truth, 4chan and /n/iggers will reveal the world for what it is.

how does being a xenophobe make one automatically a fuckwit? it seems to me that you're the fuckwit for making such an ignorant assertion.

>>4284344
I don't give a shit, you will have no options. Take it or leave it.

This thread will go to shit really fast. Have fun, circlejerkers.

Oh hi ISM, I haven't seen, or saged, one of your threads for a while now.

Invisible Sky Magician, more like...

...Invisible Sky buffoon :/

Don't worry bro, we're growing slowly but surely. We're already the largest *chan /n/ewsboard on the Internet, for what it's worth. Give it two or three years, and /n/ will have a large following.

dis woz prety funney

Timmy after 5 years of browsing /n/
NIGGERS JEWS COMMUNISTS AND SPICS ARE THE CANCER KILLING AMERICA

STOP GUN CONTROL

But I like transportation. :(

>>4284390
/n/ is the result of /b/ and /k/ having a baby together

>>4284397
A retarded nazi, makes sense

>>4284390
mmmm yeah /n/ was pretty right wing wasn't it : )

Sooo, what was /n/'s actual name (like /b/ is "random" etc)

I don't even remember ever being on the board tbh, but it seems to be a board for unmoderated racism or some shit?

>>4284318

>it is obvious that you are a bit ignorant on the way the world works. So I'll just be nice and tell you to watch movies called Zeitgeist and Zeitgeist Addendum

Congrats, this was probably the first thing in quite awhile on 4chan to actually make me laugh.

>>4284422

Yeah, self-enforced guardians of the status quo tend to have a different sense of humor than most

>>4284410
/n/ was /n/ - News.
noozblox

STARTING THIS YEAR THE ENTIRE BRIGADE WILL THROW A HUGE TANABATA PARTY EVERY YEAR!!!!!!!111

Come on guise, /n/ is actually better than you give it credit for. Sure, the debate can be pretty dumb sometimes, but it's not any dumber than the "debate" that goes on here at /r9k/. And I find that every tenth thread or so on /n/ is a gem, which makes the rest of the crap totally worthwhile. /n/ is basically /r9k/ minus the relationship threads and BAAAAW I HATE MY LIFE stuff.

Oh I remember my /n/ewsfag days...
BRING BACK /n/!

I like my UNCENSORED /n/+, thank you very much!
If moot were to bring back old (censored) /n/, /n/+ would die. And that would be bad.

>>4284548
/n/+? what's that
?

>>4284553
plus4chan /n/
anonexblox

New /n/ is infinitely better than old /n/. Fuck off and shit up anothe board.

I wish /n/ was back too :(

But, ISM, why should m00t remake a dead board that was entirely dedicated to you bitching about the Chinese in the first place?

i miss /n/, used to lurk it every day, it was my source for interesting news. i want it back!

BRING BACK /N/
nbloxking

But we already have an /n/ board. What are you guys complaining about?

http://zip.4chan.org/n/imgboard.html

BRING BACK /5/

OH HEY LOOK ITS ISM BEING A DUMB FAGGOT THIS IS SO NEW AND DIFFERENT FROM HOW HE USUALLY IS. NOW HE WANTS ANOTHER BOARD TO SHIT UP? SHOCKING!

>>4284677
What's /5/?
mootcocks lulz

Moot doesn't have to rename the board, we can use it to post news if we want to. Until the mods come along.

>>4284677
wut wus /5/

>>4284687
Proof:
>>>/n/95424

New people:
>>4284684
>>4284688
>>4284672

NEVER FORGET.
The post that ended it all.
Also to be fair "new" /n/ as as much legitimacy as "old" /n/ since in the very beginning of 4chan /n/ was also about trains to imitate Futaba's /n/. It only became /n/ews for lack of posts (just like now actually).

>>4284698
no srsly wut wus /5

While this is the rare times I actually agree with you, I admit, I would like to see the return on old /n/, I don't think someone as confrontational, divisive, who is largely a one-issue troll, and who many times comes across as egregiously ignorant, has nearly a large an impact on anyone's opinions as just featured in your post. You have quite the ego.

I don't think 4chan has the influence to change anyone's mind significantly, or at least not a great number of people, because no matter how many sources, facts, and logic you throw at the average idiot when they're wrong, people tend to get pissed off and "harden their hearts" when shown they're wrong. Especially racists, the religious, your average stereotypical anti-American, pedos, and the very stupid.

>>4284408
Not really right-wing. More like batshit-insane tinfoil-hatted racist libertarian.

>>4284720
I used to be a libfag before I found /n/, now I'm a staunch Nationalist who wants to keep this country White, obviously /n/ has the capacity to change minds.

why the fuck would that nigger moot want the current /n/ instead of the other /n/? the real /n/ would have probably been up to 3m+ posts instead of almost 100000. dumb nigger.

>>4284706
A short-lived mod board.

Old /n/ should be recreated if only to redirect part of the cancer destroying the rest of 4chan.
Same reason /baw/ should be created.

>>4284746
no one asked you. does anyone care about your dumb opinion? no.

>>4284344
you were always my favorite troll in /n/.

IB and ISM are the greatest trolls in 4chan.

LOOOOOOL

/CC

beautiful, quite beautiful bumpu.

on form today

VOTE LIL TIMMY 28

I for one would welcome the return of the old /n/.

Fill it with race hate, right wing idiots and give us something to sharpen our claws on.

Being on the left, it's easy to become complacent knowing your views are sane and humane. Then along comes a republican or a tory or a stormfag and you're reminded there's still a fight to be had.

Bring back the old /n/ and let the haters do their worst.

>>4284778
lolno. ism is a shithead unfunny loser who needs to die.

>>4284800
>i think i no wut im talking about hurr durr

A Libertarian? Are you sure he isn't still 13?

>>4284817

Thank you for your eloquent contribution to the debate.

/n/ is more intelligent than people give it credit for.
Sure, some posters are pretty tinfoil hat, but at least they don't go in for retarded HURRR DEMOCRATS and HURRR REPUBLICANS "debating" that you see here on /r9k/.

xXxmootblockxXx
>>4284836

I can tell by your eloquence and powerful grasp of the English language that you're a man of formidable intelligence whose ideas and convictions are clearly deeply rooted in logic and fact, and deserve to be heralded as the towering pinnacle of thought in this debate.

>>4284890

*Turns off sarcasm detector*

Why thank you.

*Turns sarcasm detector back on *

holy christ you are on your own shit.

/r/ permanent ban

We should have a law based on Godwin's except substitute Nazi for Zeitgeist.

>>4285005

Curious, what would typical thread discuss in regards from Zeitgeist? Anything that r9k pretty much can't agree on?

So basically you're saying you don't understand 4chan at all. Okay.

Cool story bro

/n/ - the one place for unbiased uncensored news

Ron Paul denies Evolution

Some guy in my other thread saged my thread, so I'm bumping THIS thread so that when he comes across it, he'll be like "fucking ISM" and he'll rage or at least, get annoyed, then I'll laugh in real life as he desperately attempts to "fight" me.

Cos that's how I roll.

ISM needs to go the rout of /n/ and get the fuck out of here. sage for typical ISM faggotry

OP is a pe example f why tripfags are gay and incredibly pretentious.

moot
>>4285700

You are welcome to not post in this thread, you maggot.

>>4285938
It was hard to decide whether to post an insulting image, or sage.

Why waste a perfectly good image on ISM?

sky magician
this could happen wit any of the other fucking boards, not just /n/
also, every thread ive ever seen of yours was you bitching about something, are you ever happy?
lighten up man

>>4284318
>>4284300
I sorta agreed until you started to talk about Zeitgeist, and then you mentioned ron paul and libertarianism.

>>4286015

The world sucks. I can either forget about it and mindlessly consume shit like every other faggot out there or I can bitch about it on the internet.

I prefer to do the latter.

get back to britfa.gs lad

Hmm I remember old /n/ like this:
Detroit Local news: Niggers kill this
Washington D.C. local news: niggers rape
Science news: Niggers are inferior
etc.....
I couldn't find one page that didn't have a race war going on.

>>4287615
/n/'s not so bad now.

nbloxx

>>4287626
Correct. Restore this board.
;;0

got a headache trying to read all the really lame posts. Oh, and this...

"Hai internetz. I use the word 'niggerz' for not reason. Am i cool nou?"

Hey ISM, thanks for putting in the effort to make a worthwhile and entertaining OP.

>>4287626
Correct. Nigger threads have mostly replaced with chink threads and ISN has replaced ISM as the biggest troll around.

So who else knows that Zeitgeist is 50% bullshit?

>>4284367
>how does being a xenophobe make one a fuckwit?

This is possibly the funniest thing I have read all day

>>4284300

Tripfags suck, but he's right, this would be a better board with /n//

ism raus

bump for quality thread.

BRING BACKK /n/

My proposition, Make /r9k/ a combination of /r9k/ and /n/. The Robot will prevent old things from coming into discussion, permitting only new News.

>>4284890
This is pretty high level ass kissing right here. I especially liked "powerful grasp of English"

/n/ was doomed from the begginning

So where does Russophobia come in?

>>4290608
/n/ was fiercely russophobic, where were you?

>>4284300
http://iiichan.net/boards/news/wakaba.html
Use it!

I thought this shit was perma-banned?

Either way, it's hilarious moot is concerned about 4chan's "image", and deleted /n/ because of "racism", like that's the worse thing 4chan shits out.

m0o0t is idiot

What the fuck is this thread about and also I don't care.

>>4290705

all the other /n/'s have shitty levels of web-traffic.

>>4291577

Newfag. mootblock.

How long before you're band this time? Place your bets!

>>4294984

Why would I be banned? Mootblock

Invisible Sky Magician

you are the biggest dickfaced shitnigger cuntshart fucker in the entirety of cuntshartfucker history.

Go fuck a scientist you easy-to-please ethos-focussing bandwagoning attention-whore queef.

Wow, you just did textual autofellatio, OP. I'll give you that.

dumb newfags stop feeding the attention-whore.

http://
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9de119cb466bf47129f34b47d958d342

Why do you even bother posting? No one gives a shit what you think; you're just wasting space on this board. Go die

>>4296135
moooot
I can tell by your eloquence and powerful grasp of the English language that you're a man of formidable intelligence whose ideas and convictions are clearly deeply rooted in logic and fact, and deserve to be heralded as the towering pinnacle of thought in this debate. blox

>>4296323
mooooooooot

>101 posts and 3 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view

moot is a niggerloving faggot.

how about help him give back the 345435345345zillion dollars hes going to spend if you like him so much?

maybe donation whore a little so you can scare ythe users back into a NORMAL image board.

>>4296415
that's like saying a septic tank has a lot of value because there's so much useless shit in there.

in b4 "septic tanks ARE useful". I'm talking about the contents fuckface

>>4296415
Most of them are people telling you to stop posting or how much they hate your fucking guts

>>4296467

Myspace of sex.

FUCK SLARTS!

Bring back old/n/ plz. 2nded