Well, that isn't so bad. I'd probably have a lot more if I weren't a faggot, though.

> Masturbates more than 3 times a week
> Spend most of your free time alone online or on videogames
> Visit 4chan

I win Insane Mode. yay.

guess i won/lost

So this is my image and I am posting it.

I never win anything :(

This chart sucks. Anyone who answers yes to half of these options is trolling.

I even have a girlfriend, I just don't see her very often.

Bad breakup right after high school. Just like the guy from Monty Python's Search for the Holy Grail, I got better.

>>Masturbates more than three times a week
>>virgin
>>Visit 4chan.

I'm a cool guy, I guess.

>>4229238
Eat it.MUTBLOXNOLOCKS

3, including the free space.

I won on Insane mode.

Or did I really win?

Can someone ask Philosoraptor?

All you people who are stuck in the friendzone are so lucky; I wish I could have a woman as a friend...or even an acquaintance. :(

I did much worse than I thought.

I wonder if this will get blocked.

New /n/ is better than the old /n/.

So...we can all agree that the ladder theory is bullshit? Good.

I still have a gf irl. Shes buying me a flashed psp tomorrow. THERE IS HOPE FOR YOU YET

fembot here.
I'm alright.

I win.

in b4 diagonals don't count. diagonals do count you faggots

BINGO!

bingoblox

>>4229404

>Has zero social skills
>I still have a gf

HAHA, OH WOW

Nothing will EVER change for the better!

>>4229404
SHE'S PROBABLY FATTER THAN YOU.

Fucking shit.

I beat insane mode? Wow, I guess I'm not that much of a loser. Thanks, /r9k/.

>>4229428
She's not, actually. 125 pounds if I recall.

>>4229438

Lol, I'm not the guy who said that she's probably fatter than you, but I do weigh 120 pounds.

Your girlfriend is fatter than me. :p

Of course I'm 5'6" and a dude, so that's pretty sad.

>>4229404
>I still have a gf irl.
>no social skills
>stuck in the friendzone
>virgin not crossed out

>>4229444
Lol yeah, she's not the problem there.

I'm 6'2 and 305 pounds. She's quite adequate in comparison.

Man I'm fucking pumped about the modded psp though.

w00t i'm not so bad

mootcockles

Let's see...

-free space!
-Wishes that old /n/ would be back up
-emigrated from /b/

I won insane mode. :D

hmm, i thought i was worse

mooth blohcqk

i don't know what im doing
i drank a bunch of alcoholic beverages to stop my depression and it seems to be working,
i am inebriated.

i win twice

op is a faggot for inb4ing while starting a thread

>>4229513
I love when uninteresting people think alcohol makes you fun and RANDUM XD so they do three shots of wine cooler and act drunk so maybe someone will like them.

the fuck is the ladder theoiry,m
can someone please clafiry whatthe fuck this theory is to me,

>>4229415
liar your not a virgin and you fap more than 3 times a day

wow, still won insane mode.

Holy crap! What kind of a man does fap more than 3 times a week? This is the same shit christfags are trying to pull. It doesn't matter how regular my sex is, I'll still fap. Cell A1 is a joke.

"Stuck in the friendzone" and "but I do have a couple of really close friends" are misleading, because they assume you have friends at all.

I didn't tick either because I have no friends. Yet someone who did have friends would be more of a loser than me?

Eh. Not so bad.
mootx

>>4229544 ffs
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=the+ladder+theory

>>4229571
>wow, still won insane mode
>more than 4 squares marked
You are a dumbfuck.

>>4229571
ok, maybe not, i can't count

*cry*

antimootcawkbloxpenispenispenis

>>4229544
As far as I could tell from my 5 min read:

It's basically the experience we have at looking at women and putting them on pedestals. Each new woman we know or see (depending on her looks) is put on a lower or higher pedestal (or rung of a ladder). Males like to fuck anyone on the ladder but how much they would like to fuck them and how often depends on how high the women are.

Women on the other hand have two ladders: one for attractiveness/fucking and one for just socializing with (hence the "friendzone"). Also their criteria for judging guys is waaaay more complicated than the guy's criteria (which is essentially just looks).

That's all I got, anyone can tell me if I'm right (I just skimmed the info)?

and here's my bingo. I don't go to places where there are a lot of girls but otherwise I've got some decent social skills. Talking to girls I'm heavily attracted to though, is a bit of a problem for me.

>>4229581
if they have crappy friends, yes

Eh, I'm alright.
And /r9k/ is better than /b/, when some bit of OC floats to the top of the relationshit pool.

>>4229582
oh hay there, twin.
i beat insane mode? unexpected. i'm impressed.

>>4229581
somehow this guy manages to come across as arrogant

this guy wins, for being such a pathetic narcissitsic faaggot

i win FUUUU- mode

didn't bingo yet

;3

:D :D :D

Oh asdf2345

>>4229618
arrogant about having no friends, lol

First time I failed to bingo on one of these.

YOUR BINGO IS EASYMODE

>>4229618
Lol what are you talking about? How exactly is that post arrogant?

I like how most of us have started 100+ reply troll threads.

fuck my life i should have more things circled shitty thing op

I'm pretty much fucked. There's no close win for me.

I could be worse I guess...eh

I got none of these...I miss being a loser. Social life sucks.

>>4229682

You arent the only one. Bah.

soy un pedador

Bingo.
This is sadder than I thought.

Do I winblox?

what the hell am i doing on 4chan?

i don't belong here.

>>4229702
Are you a creep?

Are you a weirdo?

Color coded!

Red = sadly yes
Yellow = not sure / a little bit
Green = not one bit

It was an interesting board.

I thought I'd get more..

>>4229722

Yeah, I could have had a few "maybe" squares. I am a "nice guy", but I know why the girls go for jerks. I just stood my ground.

not today
jghfgjfgjfgjfjfgjfjfgjfjh,fgjfgj

A lot of these have nothing to do with being a "loser"

So I win?
...Lose?


wat

Mewwwt blouackkkzzzzzzzz negro

WHAAAATTTTT THHHEEEE FUUCCKKKKKKK

CALLING BULLSHIT

YAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAY

Thanks /r9k/, I like how none of those things are too bad.

ALMOST diagonally, but not quite!

is there a female version of this delightful game?

Well this is mine. I'm female though, so... yeah, some of these didn't make much sense.

How come none of you are genuine racists yet we have race threads all the time with very little opposition?

>>4229814
bumping this for curiosity purposes, I'm male btw

I'm even average at failing :(

Well, I guess I didn't do THAT bad.
Kind of.

too lazy to grab mspaint. I get a buttload of squares but no bingo

bjhhbsnb

how did I do?

I have no idea.

mootsblats

Text be to appeasing the robots.

Damn. This bingo is for super-losers.

FFFFFFF NO FIVE IN ROW BUT IM A FUCKING LOSER

Not a very good bingo. Not very many people have a lot of these.

By the standards of this card, I almost qualify as a success!

What's it say that 8 months ago when there was one of these, I would house pretty much every slot being a total loser save three, but now I only house 4 no credit to myself? Did /r9k/ change beneath my feet? Well, of course it did, that goes without saying. What I meant to ask is did /r9k/ fall beneath my feet or just shift?

>>4229918
What kind of moron thinks autism is made up?

Did better than I thought I would.

Like 5 of these are social skill based.

This thread was made by a bleeding heart liberal

Am I the only one who read it as "Believes most women have 10-inch cocks."?
/d/amn it all.

>>4229936
People that would be considered on the autism spectrum but aren't really? You know, the skeevy losers on /r9k/

I find it ironic how this bingo is so liberal but so bigotted. Aparently you can't hate women or niggers but fatties, virgins, people smarter than you, and guys with big cocks are fair game

Man, does this mean I don't win anything?

Well this sucks.

Loser? I think not!

I believe I lost.

>>4230021
Bitches get decent guys because all the decent women are taken by assholes. It's a dance we all follow. Bet you can't say you don't.

Oh lawd, I got 10 :P

>>4230051
I tend to get assholes because a lot of the guys I find decent are with bitches.

But valid point nonetheless

>>4229410
Next stop: FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU mode!

>>4229604
>ladder theory explanation
Sounds sensible enough to me.
Why is it bullshit?

tessla coil lego blocks

this thing was rather dumb, yes?

do I win, Arcanine?
bingoblox

Fuck you, OP.
/n/ is/was the shit.

Not going to bother marking it all down and posting, but I got 8 squares (9 if including the free one) and bingo'd from top left to bottom right.

>>4230131
I thought ladder theory was using your way through more and more attractive women. You start out shitty and move your way up. Women will like you more and more based on who you were last with.

Only applies to high school. Mostly.

i'm a winnar?

well, in this case, a losar :[

i'm not sure whether i should be happy or sad about this.

>>4230278
Be sad. This is basically a description of OP and he wants to see how many people are as much of a faggot as him. OP scored all squares.

Not that bad, right?

FUCK, SO CLOSE TO SEVEN.

I WIN FFFFFFFFUUUU MODE

-have live-in fiancee, who doesnt wear clothes 90% of the time. this negates all virgin/scary female boxes.
-we go out. with friends. of both genders.
-have job, lifting and shipping steel cable, so can't stay in room 3 days. also negates overweight.
-not political in any way.
-my cock isnt 10 inches, but it's never failed.
-fuck suicide. have you had sex? shit is so cash.
-religion: i dont care, believe what you want, leave me alone.
-hair is 3inches long. can't/won't grow beard.
-eh, no energy to troll. takes planning.
-read in bed every nite. art can be cool too.
-saw /b/, said wtf, saw /r9k/, said hmm, maybe.
-play vidyas, but naked girl previously said 3ft to my left, so not alone.
-fuck you closet rascists.
-have ADD. wait, brb something shiny!

there, done.

Fuck.

I hate my life.

I lost my virginity to a slut, but at least it taught me not all women want "10-inch nigger cocks". Though she probably prefers them, fucking whore.

I have a handful of pretty good female friends. Really liked one of them, but she doesn't seem to quite care that much about me. Whatever. I most likely won't even talk to her again until next semester anyway since I'm home for the summer and happen to lack the likes of Facebook, etc.

And by nature of being an introvert, I do spend quite a bit of time alone, most of that being on either the computer or whatever video game device happens to be nearby. I read quite a bit, too. But it's not like I'm completely unsociable, I just don't party or whatever every single weekend.

pretty good. i guess i lose, which means...i win?

BING-fucking-O

Just barely got insane mode. Why would you put virgin on there though lol?

XylophoneSwatstikaWordfiltergay

I win at losing?

I've never gotten a bingo on one of these threads... on any board.

This is mine. Whoo-hoo!

I try to keep my discontent with the world inwards.

Close

closeblox

What's up with people who don't masturbate every day? Fucking freaks.

I lose at losing.

Does it mean i win?

That was close, almost didn't make it.

Not even fucking close, muthafuckaaaas.