Did he really scream 'bloody murder' at you or are you just making this up?

You don't know the first thing about goofy time, motherfucker.

So stop being a lazy faggot, fix up your sleep pattern, and don't forget to take the fucking trash out. Easy.

Why don't you just drink a lot till you pass out then you won't have insomnia.

>>4203203
Oh, yes, it was bloody murder. I've never heard him scream at me this loud, and it was over fucking *trash*. It's basically symptomatic of this NEED to have absolute control over everything in his house, which I'm going to assume stems from his military "training" coupled with a long-neglected inferiority complex.

Suffice it to say, this was the first time I'd resisted his insane need for perfection in... Oh, probably two weeks.

>>4203224
>18

move to a new location.

i put on a nice face and went door to door asking for housing. some nice lady gladly obliged, free of course.

i'm sure you can work something out.

Today, my father told me to take out the trash. I was tired but I did it anyway.

Your life is pretty terrible, OP:
>no skills, in an area with shittily high property values
>flaky mother/borderline psychotic father
I've never met anyone in that situation before.

>>4203284
Oh, I eventually did it.

>>4203290
It must suck to have a free place to live and a free college education, and probably free food too.

I'm sorry.

Do you ever scream back at him something really heartfelt but jarring like, "WHY THE FUCK CANT YOU TREAT ME LIKE A HUMAN BEING?!"

>>4203259
What I meant was, did he actually say BLOODY MURDER at you or are you LYING TO ME OVER THE INTERNET?

do a barrel roll

(robot 9000 is no match for my mastery of gibberish)

>didn't want to get out of bed because, due to my insomnia, it is basically 3 in the morning to my body.

all i read here is lazy fuck. The world doesn't wait for you. There have been many a times when I have either not slept or slept shittly, and you know what I do. Take some coffee and fucking go to work, I cant call in and say, "due to insomina, its 3 am in the morning for me, ill come in later".

>no skills
sry to inform you bro, until you actually start working you will have very limited skills. Theory is all good but you only get skills when you put it into practice. Im a coder, I have been coding in college for 4 years, but honestly I learned my best coding skills(not algorithms but practices, short cuts etc) in part time jobs and internships.

>flaky mother/borderline psychotic father.
You sound like ever other fucking teenager with angst about their parents. Sure your dad might rule with a tighter fist than most, but that is their job as society dictates it to them. In your dad's mind if his house is out of order and chaotic it reflects poorly on him and his ability to handle his life. And flaky mother, honestly unless she sits back and lets him beat you, and then proceed to beat her, pick another adjective.

>>4203199
Dude it sounds like you are the King of Suck in your principality. Stop being a giant pussy and move out if you don't want to take out the trash, lazy fuck.

reminds me of that one youtube kid that screamed at his mother for calling his name while he was recording his video

he seemed mighty retarded but very amusing..