AFFECTED NOT EFFECTED AHHHHHHHHH *explodes*

I missed you all too <3

I kept hopelessly f5ing every time I came online, in the hope that my home would be back. Felt like I was locked out in the cold for a week :(

I dealt with /r9k/'s absence by
a) doing nothing
b) trying to load it

I love you guys. I felt lost on retarded /bx/.

>>4146396
oh u

you are a big poopy head anon, affected means changed in some way - effected means that something has come under the influence of an outside for

so fuck you for being a big hairy nigger jew faggot that i love mmmkay

oh that felt good, thx and bless you for flamin me - you're a sweetheart <3

also; COCKS!!

I feel better knowing you guys didn't start going outside and being productive either.

>>4146445
> outside for

external or outside force

fxd

>>4146458
I bought a bike.

>>4146473
sup :Decepticunt, thank you for gracing this thread with your presence - I'll make sure to Whyte Knyghte* you sometime in the future, even if you're on the rag and talkin shite YAY!!

Speakimng of cunts, any of you want to attempt to troll me over the whole existence of God thing while you're here - I've missed that!


*(not sayin that you really need it, but y'know it's there if you want it)

When /r9k/ was down, I:

-got a job
-got a girlfriend
-lost 30 pounds
-stopped looking at porn
-bought some nice clothes
-learned to play guitar
-built a nice dresser
-learned the LISP programming language
-painted a picture

>>4146514

TTHERE IS NO GOD YOU ARE A FGT, LOLOLOL

>>4146522
When /r9k/ was down, I:

-nevar got a job
-nevar had a girlfriend
-am still a skinnyfag
-still look at porn
-didn't buy nice clothes
-nevar learned to play guitar
-nevar had a nice dresser
-don't know any programming language
-nevar painted a picture

>>4146522
I don't believe you got a job, got a girlfriend, lost 30 pounds, stopped looking at porn, bought some nice clothes, learned to play guitar, built a nice dresser, learned the LISP programming language or painted a picture in just a week.
Enjoy your fruitless fantasies of fulfilling and productive activity!

~

>>4146555
and you sir are an absolute sweetheart - for a gyrl
<3 u


also, unbelievably i got myself a mute in my haste to post a pic

>>4146605
I really did. I'm sorry that the credibility of anonymous posters has been so undermined in your eyes, tripfag. Aren't you supposed to believe in the good of mankind?

>>4146621
What kinda xfags have you been talkin to that believe in the innate goodness of hoomonz?

Sound like wishy-washy liberals to me sweetheart, you need to talk to some 'real' christfags like me.

Bless you in your endeavours and may you have the strength to do all that will make you whole.

I did miss R9K oodles.

It made me realize how much I really love this place.

I welcome the return of our new robot overlord.

>>4146522
How did you lost 30lbs in a week? You must be obese.

I'm gonna have to agree with >>4146555 and say that christfag's belief in God makes him unworthy to live in the new atheistic haven that I have prepared for my comrades.

>>4146680

wat makes them any more real than you, other than you saying I AM THE REAL ONES, when by the same authority they could say the same thing wat wat

Oh I'm so happy to see that the true gentlemen have returned. Yesterday afternoon it was awful awful awful and before that I moved to /mu/ for a while.
Come here, you. Give me a kiss.

I wandered /v/ and /mu/.

It was awful. I felt like a refugee.

It's fairly good to be back, considering my girlfriend is on a trip to Quebec I have some time to kill.

LOOKS LIKE IT'S ME AND YOU /R9K/.

( Why would you want to go to Quebec... )

Also, the attached image should make you fucking lol.

>>4146746
I think Relationshit is a pretty cool guy, eh has a good chance of going down again though* and he doestn afraid of anything!

*(of course, i don't know the full story of why 99 have relented, so don't take my word for it)

>>4146782
lol i trol u just by being - so where's this atheistic haven, i'll have to pop by and say hello

>>4146801
in all srsz pet, if someone is telling you that God thinks hoomonz are innately good, they're endangering your very soul.

don't take my word for it, or their's - God has the only opinion that counts.

also; lol i trol u fo jeebus - this is already a very productive thread imho

I never realized how much I needed /r9k/ until it wasn't there for me.

YOU GUYS, YOU GUYS, I LOVE YOU

>>4146879

That just raises further questions; questions that I have probably already asked you in previous threads. I'll take your advice and take God's word on it, but he hasn't been very specific about his opinion, most of the time it's just other humans telling me what God thinks. If he just came down right in front of me and explicitly said his opinion on stuff, it would make things so much easier. But he hasn't and this is the reason I doubt his existence.

Thanks for caring about my soul. Until we meet again, christfag.

What the hell happened to 99chan earlier? It shat itself and tried to send me to 99chan.on.nimp.org/b/?

Did anyone else experience this?

Sunday afternoon (for me)
The sun is out, the Son is about, I'm eating curry and anon has come back inspired to make OC from his lurkings.

God is in His Heaven and all's - if not exactly 'right' in the world - it's certainly going JUST AS PLANNED!!


I think I'll conclude my part of the service ITT and leave Anonymous and the renowned tripfags here to it.
(until i've finished my curry anyway).

>>4146937
a jew, adieu - dear anon.
i look forward to seeing you again soon.