i love women
they're so soft

I need advice on how to manipulate two men who have been dipshits lately. I'm tired of them jumping to conclusions without thinking, jumping into activities and messing shit up because they won't consider the big picture, and won't fix the mistakes they make because ZOMG they might be viewed as WRONG!

female here...
no thank you :/

I say we create a movement designed to further the rights of only women, while simultaneously casting aspersions on the very nature of what it is to be male. We can call it feminism.

>>4127125
sex change operation
mootblockz

posting pictures of your tits in this thread is a pretty good way to manipulate men. GO GO GO!

castration!

ballblox

>>4127132
What a great idea! You know who probably created bras? Men! They are trying to oppress us by giving our titties some support, lets burn those bras, we'll show them.

I think a thread like this is pointless because how to manipulate men effectively is already encoded into our DNA.

im a girl

i remember some useless shit some bitch told me 15 years ago because i hold grudges for a long time lolololol XD XD

QUICKY GUYS PUT ON YOUR COOOOOOOL FAAAAAAAACE

It seems to me this thread is for ugly.

>Women manipulating men

We're just humouring you and at any moment we could beat you senseless and do what we wish to you.

>>4127147
I think this is a very good idea and agree totally. Those feisty boys never lose their appetite for this, so we can always ALWAYS make them do what we want for admission!

And I am most definitely a lady, by the way! I am in no way actually a man!

>>4127149
Hell ya! Then we can make up some rape and income statistics to show how evil men really are. We should be treated like the princesses we are.

>>4127093
HELLO, WOMAN >=D

*rips off clothes, unleashing a 23 inch boner*

TIME FOR MY MATING SEASON

*chases OP while screaming LELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELLELELELELELE*

>>4127224
I've actually beat my boyfriend senseless. It was satisfying.

>>4127093

I like this thread! Step one: we'll continue to pretend that we're women on the internet.

>>4127256
your full of shit.

suck my dick, bitch.

>>4127254

Get the fuck out of here, faggot,

>>4127275
No really, and he cried, so I laughed at him while he did, then told him to stop being such a pussy and how real men don't cry.

>>4127254 here

*stops chasing OP*

*looks at >>4127248*

PRINCESS?

FUCK.

*chases that princess poster while screaming some other weird mating sounds*

COME TO ME, PRINCESS...I SHALL MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE HOIHOIHOIHOIHOIHOIHOI

We need to repeat the rape of the Sabine women.

Who's with me?

>>4127291

OLOL U MAD

Easy mode: just simply talk to them
Medium mode: show some cleavage
Hard mode: tits
Nightmare mode: have sex with them

Easy mode to manipulate these boys on 4chan. They'd jizz their pants if a real woman even initiated conversation with them.

>>4127327
props to you, coolface.

Tell the mans you find them hot. Get them to take you out on an expensive dinner, where they totally pay your way. Bonus if he decides to take you to the movies and pay for your ticket and some popcorn. When he presses for sex, say you like to take it slow.

Then never, ever talk to him again and never explain to him why.

>>4127348
Not all of us. Seeing as, I'm an alpha male. and not misogynist. I make women know where they belong. (where ever i fucking think they belong.)

I am told I am very sexiest though, i take it as a complement.

>>4127393
MOAR LIKE THIS :3

protipblox

>>4127419
and this is why you only have dates with your hand.

>>4127362

Success.

Djof Askdjf

>>4127442
Keep telling yourself that, ugly fat bitch.

You're either a fat chick, or a whiteknight faggot. Sorry but hot chicks are only attracted to assholes (and hot chicks are the only ones who have opinions on what kind of man is attractive)

>>4127393

Too bad I make the woman pay half if I'm not enjoying myself.

And don't think for a second I'm going to stay around for you. I'll gladly leave my money and get up.

ITT: Men acting as women.

>>4127474
not fat. not a white knight. and thank god not a faggot like you.
anyways, the "hot chicks"* attracted to you right now either have some disease (probably gotten from you) or will grow fat and ugly down the line. enjoy the "hot chicks"* you score.


*your hand.

>>4127526

And women acting as men.

oh yes...what a thread :D

>>4127532
Ugly swine is swine.

>>4127348

Your modes are backwards bro

WE FUCKING GET IT.

THE HAND IS THE BEST DATE TO A MAN/WOMAN.

ENJOY YOUR HANDS

I'LL ENJOY MINE

FAP FOP FIP FAP

>>4127498
I'd just chuckle at you behind your back as you walked away, and ate whatever you left, if you left any food. It'd still be a job well done, since you got so pissy that you couldn't handle me for 2 seconds more. :D

>>4127553
awesome defense, bro. i love it how men cannot come up with an argument against a woman on the internet without assuming since she is most likely right, she's ugly. pro tip: not all smart people are ugly

pic related: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mira_Aroyo

>>4127618

Aside from the obvious fact that you're a man, I find it odd that you'd think I'd gotten pissy, rather than simply not having much fun on the date, and have as such decided to end it.

Nothing personal, strictly business.

>>4127671
Haha, you felt personally insulted, so therefore I MUST be a man, since if I were a woman you'd consider yourself weak for being insulted by something a woman said. Amazing.

It was also obvious that you were reacting defensively. This is why it's so easy to manipulate you men.

>>4127650
>>4127553
>>4127553

Are you a man or a woman? If you are a woman trying to empower herself you are one of those fat feminazis who think they don't need men, when in reality, THEY FUCKING DEPEND ON MEN FOR A LOT OF SHIT.

Yeah, I score hot chicks, don't hate just because you got good grades and were always the nice guy best friend, fucking pussy. (assuming that you are some nerdy white guy, and if you are a guy and not a woman, you should be shot for being such a fucking bitch.)

>>4127821
High five! :3

bloxxy

>>4127149
Actually a woman invented bras you stupid fucking anon.

Oh, girls, it's so cute when you think you have brains, or the kind of intelligence needed to actually maipulate people :)

We all know you just do dumb shit and say you were "just manipulating" later to your girlfriends, but it's okay, just respond to this post with UR DUM or something

wow, sounds like all you women failed, and the bro that started this thread.

If you make men food, they will likely do what you want.

>>4127830
You are way too easy to insult. Are you one of those short, fat neckbeards who rages just because you thought someone was staring at you? Because that is exactly what you sound like.

It's also funny that you think you'd be able to tell you were being played around with by a woman BEFORE she even does it to you. Both you and I know you would be blindsided, then figure it out about 3 days later and rage about it all over /r9k/.

>>4127830
Yes, I'm a woman.
No, I'm not seeking empowerment, just calling you out on your bullshit.
And yes, I depend on men, about as much as they depend on me actually. The only men I depend on are my boyfriend on 2 1/2 years and my father.
No, not ugly, or fat. But thanks for trying to hit me on a completely irrelevant subject.

>Yeah, I score hot chicks, don't hate just because you got good grades and were always the nice guy best friend, fucking pussy
Wow, what a charmer, now I understand why you score SO MANY hot chicks! OMG, may I be one of them? You are clearly manly.
I doubt you were their OMGBFF if you act this way.

>>4127902
I bet you could go back and figure out that a man thought up the idea in the first place and some stupid woman thought he had a great idea and started making them.

I wish there was a woman in my life to manipulate me, I'm so ronery.

>>4127821

Actually, I assumed you were a man because only a man would eat someone else's leftover food.

>>4127951
You depend on men for more than that, bitch. Shut the fuck up and know your place. There has never been a King or President that was a woman. Do you know why? I do, because men are smarter.

And yes, I get all the pussy.

>>4127971
Only non-troll in this thread.

>>4127149
You learned that from tv, faggot
your such a tool
no wonder men take advantage of you

This thread reminds me that someone needs to do a study on why tripfags tend to freak out way more often and much more easily than the typical anon.

>>4127982

Elizabeth I? Indira Gandhi?

And women are terrible leaders.
Remember those eurofags starving a long time ago? And then the wife of king Louis was all
"Let them eat cake" The only logical explanation for something as stupid as "Let them eat cake" would be that a woman thought it was a good idea, and it isn't because A. A woman thought it up. B. Woman are inferior to men.

Prove me the fuck wrong.

>>4128002
You need to stop taking everything so literally. That post was deliberately stupid, as it was making fun of feminism.

Fucking retarded Aspies.

>>4128016
*puts fingers in ears* LALALALLALALLALLALALAL!!!

act like a tramp, get free stuff :3

>>4128016
Queen != King

Be yourself and find your own voice. That's my advice to women.

>>4128025

Marie Antoinette never said "let them eat cake". Learn to distinguish historical myths from history.

>>4128003
You just notice them more because they're tripfags.

>>4127982
Oh I see, my mistake. I'm being trolled. No one in the world could possibly be this ignorant. My mistake!

wait wtf are you guys talking about? help a broseph out

>>4128042
If you IRL troll a guy long enough, you might be able to get yourself a car or apartment that a man bought for you and had you sign off without his name on it. Some guys really are that retarded.

If you're unsure if they are, just look at how easily they are raging at this thread. They wouldn't be so angry if it wasn't the truth.

>>4128045

She ruled an independent state in her own right and even called herself a king sometimes. You're playing with semantics.

I think women should take advantage of all the weak men out there, just do it ffs they are retards anyway

>>4128056
Shut up woman. Even if you have a penis you are no longer a man, because you defend women.

>>4128097

I might respect your argument if you weren't such a fucking moron about history.

It's ridiculously easy to make the whole "men > women" case with appeals to history, but you can't even do that right, and it makes me call into question everything else you say.

>>4128140
"Wives submit to your husbands, as is fitting to the lord" Colossians 3 18

Hows that for accurate history?

>>4128025


lololol google Wu Zetian and btw Marie Antoinette never said let them eat cake and that shit. It was Marie-Therese, even if Antoinette were to tell them to eat cake it wasn't the type of cake we had today. Get your sources straight.


Tips on men.


When holding their hands, grab one of their fingers and hold that instead. Squeeze it gently and look into his eyes and smile. He will seriously fucking melt and be off into perverted sexy thoughts. I never really want to manipulate men more of just tease them. Don't ever give yourself up easily, it's not as fun. It's all just a game and never love them more than they love you.


That's about all the tips for now.


Good luck femanons.


: )

>>4128187
You're bringing up the Bible to make a valid point? Seriously?

>>4128194
Still a woman.
>>4128220
The Bible.

>>4128194
>just a game and never love them more than they love you.

FIRST you cause me to lose the game. THEN you end with some obnoxious shit like that.

rage aside... why not love them as much as they love you?

>>4128278

Because when two people are in love with each other, it never last long. When you have someone loving the other person more, it tends to work out better.


From my experience at least.

>>4128276
This is just getting ridiculous.

ABANDON THREAD

>>4128447

He's just a troll, lol. move along buddy, just move along.