Because I have a cock and balls that don't like to get constantly smooshed up against my crotch.

Because I'm not a humungous faggot and my shit needs room to breathe/move.

>>3999766
Push your balls into your abdomen. It's easy if you practice. There are holes for them in there.

You're welcome.

>>3999802
No, that is wrong.

>>3999808
I'm afraid you are the one who is wrong, my friend. Google "push balls inside body".

>>3999802
>Push your balls into your abdomen. It's easy if you practice. There are holes for them in there.

I'm pretty sure that you have a serious hernia. Please seek medical attention at once.

>>3999828

I don't know what's the worst part of this: the fact that I just did it, the fact that it was a suggested search query for Google, or the fucking weird results I got

>>3999808
It's actually possible.

>>3999802
The testicles are held away from the body for a reason: to keep them cool. Sperm held at regular body temperature die. Enjoy being a castrati, op?

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Because I'm not a butt-barrager

>>3999859
>want babby with female partner
>wear boxers instead of panties for a few weeks before trying to conceive
Problem solved.

>tfw you will never tear off the panties of your hot bitch with your teeth

>>3999876
>want babby with female partner
That would be your wife or girlfriend. Stop talking like an autist.

>>4000048
>2012
>calling me an autist
ISHYGDDT

>>3999802
Don't your balls naturally go hide up in there when it's cold outside?

I do op. My dick and balls are so tiny it's irrelevant to my comfort.

>>4000095
Not right into the body, although occasionally it's happened to me while masturbating and it was painful to get it to come out.

>>4000111
>not leaving it in there until it comes out by itself later

>>4000127
This. What the fuck did you do retard, try to pull them out?

those look comfy
how do you know what size you are in panties as a man who buys xl boxers and boxer briefs?

>>4000137
I'd try XL first.

You guys do know they make something called bikini underwear, right? It looks and feels like the panties you rave about but it's actually designed to accomodate your balls.

>>4000141
He might need something bigger to compensate for the flesh dangling off his pelvic area.

>>4000150
Hmm, true.

Is it really that painful pressing it against your body?

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me today. no kids for me!

Boxers are uncomfy as fuck, i'm not comfortable with that thing flopping all over the place every time i walk or whatever.
Must keep it constrained and nicely tucked in.

>b-but it needs to breath

>not wearing 100% cotton.

>>4000141
sometimes the sizing is in numbers though?

>>4000175
Where do you live?

It's different /everywhere/

>>4000179
america of course...

>>4000175
UK? Try 18.
US? Try 16.

>>4000186

>of course

Of course, the America is ignorant.
4chan isn't exclusive to America.

PS.Go fuck yourself tranny

>>4000193
nah, posting just "america" got me muted so i added in words just to rustle your jimmies

>>4000193
>mad butthurt europoor
And I say that as a Britfag.

>tfw the same panties size as gf

One day I'm going to be caught. Hopefully it will be like my chinese cartoons and she'll say something about how she knew all along, or she had no idea she had such a cute little girl with her all along and proceed to dress me up in everything to the 9s and take pictures and blackmail me to perform sexual favors for her or whatever else she thinks up.

I think the chances of that are pretty low though so I'll continue doing it in secret, and with her already dirty clothes so as to not arouse suspicion.

>>4000201

>mfw I'm from superior Canada
>>4000199
>I only pretended to be a retard

I did wore panties as a male a couple of times in my life. Problem is that my cock and balls are at the same position when I wear underwear, they go right on the crouch.

I need clear images of how to push the balls into the abdomen.

>>4000202
Why not buy your own?

Shave your legs and wear pantyhose too. It's so silky soft and hugs your legs.

>>4000048
He isn't having children with a strong tall female friend for genetic reasons.

>>4000209
The first time it happens will probably be accidentally while masturbating furiously.

After that it'll be easier to know what to do. Only try it when you've got a boner and in the middle of fapping at first.

>>4000221
Sadly it's a lot easier for me not to try to push the balls into my abdomen when I wear female undergarments than risking things worse.

>>4000211
>an autist
>reproducing "for genetic reasons"

Discontinue your defective DNA!
Dude, I'll even buy you condoms to keep you from babbymakking