c0o0o0l st0oo0ry br0o0o

Nice. Cha Ching!

The fact that you did this for 40 minutes is a little pathetic

/x/ Rei

So me and my friends were doing some protesting the other day. All of a sudden this newfag started blathering about how awesome the site was and how he posted something about a bagel. Me and friends start to yell at him and shit.

for good examples of IRL trolling see :

borat

cool story bro.

my best was in my philosophy class in senior year of high school. i had 2 good friends in there who knew i've been an atheist my whole life, so they would get such a kick out of me every day when i would pretend to be this incredibly ignorant/furious christian. i would make sweeping generalizations, misinterpret facts and data, and abruptly dismiss other people's logical arguments by attributing my beliefs to faith and god power. many lulz were had. i actually think the teacher was in on it because she gave me a good grade and we would talk about bukowski and dostoevsky and such when she saw me reading them before classes.

I wish some faggots would protest near my house so I could go out there and throw rocks at them.

Leading on a beautiful girl who thought she was hot shit and then ignoring her. I could tell it really fucked with her head being ignored by a guy for the first time (wouldn't doubt her having friendzoned a shit load of poor souls).

>>3841038
I'm one of those guys who just knows a bunch of useless shit, and so friends will often barrage me with their questions about how or why something is or happens.

I take great joy in crafting explanations that sound 100% true, complete with scientific explanations to back up everything I say. Then, at the moment I have them believing every ounce of bullshit, I tell them I made the whole thing up. They're made to look like fools, and everyone gets a good laugh at their expense.

I do this about 15% of the time, just enough to maintain their trust.

I'm an atheist that went to a Catholic school. I was set on autotroll every day.

pretty much anyone i talk to in my classes are getting trolled epicly because they all think im stupid for my radical way of thinking/interpreting things when in fact I get perfect or near perfect scores and they all think im barely passing

>>3841122

You really did that? i'd buy you some drinks if i could

I was at my anime convention just last weekend. I saw this guy with a kickass Canti costume, almost photo-realistic, and I called him Protoman.

>>3841174

Also, I saw a guy with blue fox ears/giant fox tail, and I asked if he was Lucario.

>>3841129

I do that alot too.

I went on a tour in the scottish parliment a few weeks ago and someone asked "why are the corridors so twisting?" and I replied "Actually a law was passed in old times that it was illegal to walk more than 15 metres in one direction when inside parliment so the building is designed to prevent that" and the person taking us on the tour agreed saying "Yes it is an old old law"

>>3841145
I'm playing to transfer to BYU (a university in Utah) next year. I'm an atheist, and I'm setting my phasers to "Troll".

>>3841198
I lol'd. That's exactly the kind of shit I'm talking about.

Much like in any other high school, my school's faculty invited guest speakers to come talk to students about a variety of topics. One day, in my sophomore year, we had two holocaust survivors come and talk to us about their experiences during the war and about the dangers of racism.

The first guy was some old dude from Poland, he was a teenager when he was sent to Dachau. Luckily, he and his future wife managed to live through the ordeal and moved to the USA.

The second one was a Dutch man who spent his time during the war hiding in a farmhouse. He was born in 1938, meaning that he was seven when the war ended. After talking about his experiences, he started lecturing us about wars of aggression. He said, "Hitler invaded Poland without provocation. He was allowed to do so because his citizens didn't fight for what was right. Our president is doing the same, and we shouldn't allow him to wage wars of aggression against the innocent."

That pissed me off to no end. I raised my hand and asked him what the difference between a Jew and a Kurd was. He tried to say something, but I just kept talking and started yelling at him about Hussein's treatment of the Kurds in northern Iraq, about how he gassed them and drove them from their homes. Then I told him about how Hussein drained Iraq's marshes and slaughtered the Marsh Arabs wholesale. I told him he was a fool and a disgusting human being for having double standards for human life. They ended the assembly 45 minutes early.

I had a bunch of classes in secondary school with one really annoying, stuck up girl. Right after one important exam, she kept going on about how she was the smartest in our year. Just to fuck with her, I acted like an idiot, knowing I'd actually done well. When the prof handed back the exams in order of score (low to high), she flipped her shit and was "sick" for the following week; I was first in the class.

Mix up celebrities. "Tom Hanks? He was awesome in Terminator 2."

Tell movie plots as if they were personal experiences. Try not to make it obvious until the end.

>>3841198
That's worth at least a high five, bro.

i like trolling politics. if there are a lot of conservatives around i praise obama and hate on bush/cheney/limbaugh, and do the opposite if i'm around a bunch of douche bag liberals.

>>3841204
Ew, that school is like 98% Mormon. Why would you transfer there?

>>3841236
I don't think there was any actual trolling in that story, but you, sir, are fucking awesome.

>>3841247
Oh god I do that too. Someone was watching Princess Bride at school recently as part of some club. I came in acting really believably surprised at "how great the graphics in Shrek 3 are."

>>3841292
>>3841192

Much love for you two.

>>3841122
you're my hero. i doing this first opportunity i get

I'm not much of a troll, really. There was a weird chick in my English class that no one liked, and I used to egg her on by asking her questions. She thought I really wanted to know her opinion, but really we were all just laughing at her wackjob ideas.

>>3841122

That happened to me once. I never friendzoned guys, though. :/

>>3841261
Somewhat close to home, and I've got a scholarship. I'm trying my damnedest to earn the money/scholarships to go to Colorado instead.

I occasionally really, really get into subjects that I have no interest in and when I finally say something that's over the top and they ask me "Really?", I just put a :| face on and say a simple no.

Does participating in Project Chanology count?

I love leading women on and then ignoring them.
It's so much fun, and I feel I'm doing my part for gender equality by doing so.
(gurls can get friendzoned too amirite?
they can nao! lulz!)
It's so much fun anon, you should try it too when your "turn my life around and post on /fit/ plan" finally pays off.

Whenever someone asks me for an anime recommendation I tell them to watch Boku no Pico.

I haven't done this in years but trolling sidewalk preachers with ultra conservative propaganda.

ITT: Liars and their imaginary stories.

>>3841600
The trolling has to succeed.

>>3841247
i made an essay detailing the day me and my friend gerald got stranded downtown in fruit costumes and basically that whole episode of hey arnold.

the teacher took it.

>>3842550
Hahaha oh shit that's fucking hilarious.

sage because I just posted in this thread.

When we were eighteen and nineteen, stole a wheelchair at an amusement park (Great America in Illinois, if you must know) with my South African friend who had this goofy Afrikaans accent that made everything he said sound scary and dictatorial. Had him push me around while I acted all cerebral palsy and retarded while he roundly verbally abused me, pushed me into lampposts and roughly over curbs, all the while me shrieking and pretending to burst into tears. I fell out of the chair a few times and he'd make me crawl back in, "You stupid retard!"

We watched families to see if anyone would intervene. Everybody noticed and looked away in shame, but no one would step in, though. Lulz.

>>3841129
i do this all the time. A "t0t4lly l337" friend of mine came to me requesting help recovering all his data from... his formatted hard drive. lulz.
I am on vacation right now and told him to go to best buy and purchase a reformatter USB thumb drive (it would do the work for you!)
I got a very angry call the next day.

I'm not sure if this counts, but I did some one night when I was very drunk in Ottawa. I don't remember what happened, but my friends told me I said something that really pissed off a bunch of francophones. I only know a bit of rudimentary french, I have no idea what I could have said.

>>3841796
Can you give us a detailed example?

when driving, if i see a car approaching that is obviously speeding, i flash my lights at them to warn that a speed trap is ahead, when there isn't one. They slow down, and get tripped out, looking for the cop, wondering how far down the road it is.

>>3842637
I think he was just mocking my earlier post in the thread.

If I have a 50 or 100 dollar bill, I'll go to a Walgreen's or CVS and buy a tube of chap stick, or some M&Ms or something, break the bill, then go get a refund for what I just bought.

The dirty looks I get...

>>3842550
i lol'd so hard i am in pain. tears and all

i love straight facing complete bullshit
"Oh, you didnt know that Obama is actually pro-life?"

I also really enjoyed giving a presentation on erotic dance as a form of womens' art in my womens studies class.

>>3842604

glorious, my man. Simply glorious.

>>3841129
>I read wikipedia all day long

FIX'D for accuracy. I know plenty of people like you. Shit, you could be one of em.

>>3842667

sometimes I buy < 50 cent items and pay with credit, lulz

I was in China not too long ago, and a couple of times I got a little annoyed at being stared at so much, and random Chinese people running up to me yelling "Hello!" every 5 minutes to practice their piss poor English on me. So, after a point when I got fed up, one guy trying to impress a couple of his friends calls to me from across the street, "hello!" And knowing how much the Chinese dislike Japan, I respond cheerfully with "konichiwa!" The guy got this look on his face like I just threw my own shit at him, turned around, and walked back to his friends who were kinda laughing at him. Another fun thing to do was to walk around with a couple of my other foreigner friends in a city talking shit about random people in English, right to their faces, making very detailed obscene suggestions to any cute girls we happened across. I seriously doubt many, if any of the locals had even the slightest idea what we were saying, but it amused the hell out of us.

>>3842790

The konnichiwa thing was pretty good, but making fun of people who can't understand you isn't really trolling because nobody gets angry...

Over the course of a few monthes I befriended this timid kid who was a friend of one of my friends at the time. He told me some private stuff that was really funny but tragic at the same time. After a while I turned on him, told people his private stuff and made fun of him about it. About half way through the year he mainly stopped coming to school, screwed up his end of year exams because of it, he's currently taking this year off school because of depression. Pretty fun stuff.

>>3842809

Oh, well I also made a point of making what I called malevolent eye contact with people who stared at me too long. You generally don't make eye contact with strangers in a country that populated, so when I see someone staring at me, I stare back at them. Think of that Samuel L. Jackson gif from Black Snake Moan.

>>3842851
bullies were often bullied as a child too, you know.

>>3842851

You suck. Unless he was incredibly annoying, there was no reason to do that.

>>3842851
That's not trolling, that's being a fucking dick.

>>3842861
i have a patented look of death for those situations, im female so i have a great deathstare!

This one time I introduced a guy to 4chan...

>>3841120
I always wanted to attack them with a water hose, sadly I never saw any near my area.

I printed out anti-Obama articles and put them on random student's doors late at night.

They ranged from relatively accurate criticisms (Biden is an RIAA shill) to SEKRET MUSLIM.

Everyone was pissed. They have no idea it was me.

>>3842667
when people try that with me, i just refuse... hand me receipt, i throw it out in front of you and ask "what receipt?"
clerks have far better ways to troll than customers ever will.

>>3842994
Oh, don't worry, they wouldn't stare at you. They'd just rape you. It's not very safe being white and female and alone in Asia. They like white wimminz.

I ask my friends what trolling is.

One time I hypnotized Ernie and Bert and counted the blocks which composed their pyramid; however, I could not count them properly the way they were so I was forced to take it apart, much to their dismay. I found their responses to be quite funny so I counted them a second time, re-stacking them properly before re-doing my damage.

if i ave an asshole driving up my tail, id do the speed limit no matter how ridiculous

>>3843073

Used to work at a 7-11. One of my favorites was "We're closed."

>>3843111
I go 10 mph under the limit when that happens. My rationalization is it's better to be hit by them going 35 mph than 45 mph. At least, that's what I'd tell the cops when they do rear-end me.

>>3843073
So very true. If a customer asks me to do something I don't want them to do, I just say it's against corporate policy. Strangely, some of the things actually are...

Back in the day before trolling was invented - my uncle used to troll everyone. His most famous attempts were when he was a kid in elementary school, my grandmother would bring him to the grocery store and he'd fake a limp, start drooling all over himself and scream "MOMMY DON'T BEAT ME!!!!!!!"

They got some weird looks.

when I'm on my motorbike, I speed up, overtake people and then slow down right in front of them.

>>3843198
not my greatest, but I do it all the time anyway.

>>3843198
Some day someone is going to hit you and run you over and kill you, and the lulz will finally be had.

>>3843198
So, your version of trolling is risking your life needlessly?

I like this. keep it up.

I live near a few tourist towns, and I must have a friendly face because tourists love asking me for directions. I like to give them wrong directions so that they wind up standing in front of weird places, while I sneakily follow them to see that shit go down.

I'm not sure if I this was subtle trolling on my part or not, but either way I got a good laugh out of it. There was some Christian nutjob wearing a sign raving on campus about how the Christians today are pussies and fags are going to hell and he was yelling at everyone. A friend and I were just standing there watching. He sees me smiling and comes up to me (this guy is about 40, btw, and I'm a short 20 year old; 5'6").

"You got a question?"
"Nah, I'm just watching."
"You trying to be an asshole?"
"No, I'm just enjoying what's going on. I love to see people who are truly passionate about their beliefs."
"Well thanks, that's nice to hear."
*friends butts in about some shit, starts yelling at the guy about this or that* *guy goes back to talking to me about whatever*
"You're a nice guy."
"Thanks."
"But your friend's an asshole."
"WHAT DID YOU CALL ME!?" my friend yells as he throws his water bottle at the guy.

I then just stood back and watched the two of them yell at each other for a while. Hilarious.

>>3843277

Also, a few months back I was sitting in a discussion for one of my classes. The teacher's talking about this and that, and there's this kid with his laptop one seat to the right and one seat in front with this chick behind him. He's trying to impress her so he's typing things on his laptop like,"THIS LECTURE IS BORING" and "I DON'T NEED TO LEARN THIS." I wrote down on a piece of paper,"Please stop, what you are saying is very offensive to the professor and I will inform him of what you are writing if you do not stop." and I gave it to him. He then closed his laptop for the rest of class.

>>3843244
yes. I also once trolled this police guy on his motorbike. I overtook on him, went right in front of him and revved my shit.

I was like lol fuck tha powleece, but then I saw on my side mirror that he was gaining on me and gaining on me.

he chased me on for a mile or so (I dont exactly know) luckily, I knew some routes that would confuse him and took them, losing him in the process

This one time me and my friend Dylan decided we would go to school and take a bunch of hostages and shit.

We ended up killing a shitload of people...Dylan became an hero and I got away scott-free

whenever I'm at a bookstore with friends or my gf we walk over to the fantasy and manga sections and discuss how poorly written that shit it within earshot of the greaseball hogs and their neckbeard harem.

we like to pull out particularily popular titles and rag on their covers and how "my little sister loves that shit"

you can feel the rage

we've no doubt been featured in some emo animu blog as the villainous baka gaijin that dont get how great their shit is

I can't troll anyone unfortunately I have someone constantly telling people not to listen to me cause I'm just fucking with them. Occasionally I still get a win, small but still glorious. I mainly just argue the opposite side of whatever anyone believes. No matter if I agree with them or not, I just like to tell them that their thought process fails and they are fucking retarded.

>>3843354
GTFO PATRICK

>>3843327
this isn't trolling.
>>3843277
this isn't trolling either.


quit confusing being polite with trolling.

>>3843339
row row fight the powah.

>>3843198
Hey, I do the same thing in my car to dickheads on motorbikes that think they're hot shit! How cool is that?

>>3843073
i was working late and these two college jocks came in:
"what the hell is that playing?!"
beethoven
"beethoven?"
yep
"is that new?!"
yes.

>>3843388
of course
police is pig disgusting