This is the dumbest most miserable board.

1. No.
2. Yes.
3. No.
4. Yes.
5. No.
6. No.
7. Uh, Kinda, Yes.
8. No.
9. No.
10. No. But how about a tongue-kiss bro?

I'm not unattractive (or so I'm told), but the rest are spot on.

Now what?

1. No
2. Yes
3. I would be if I lived in the States
4. Yes
5. Not antisocial but socially retarded
6. No
7. I'm young so I lack experience, but I've had a good education. However, I think I know a lot more than I do.
8. No
9. Doesn't exist
10. Nope

You're about 50% right with me.

no
yes
no
yes
yes
yes
yes
yes
no
no

>>3810123
Fuck you I know you're gay from previous threads.

1. right (had a girlfriend at one point though)
2. wrong, i am an agnostic
3. i am not american, and i have no opinions either way. (although the republicans of america seem retarded)
4. right, 19
5. not really, i go out with friends to pubs/clubs most fri/sat plenty of friends irl etc
6. meh, not especially.
7. no, university has humbled me, i thought i was at school though.
8. i guess.
9. not that many female friends, and i do not wish in their pants/ they are friends girlfriends
10. no, i am not homosexual.

3/10

failed.

r9k is hte new /b/ YAY

1. yes
2. yes
3. no
4. yes
5. yes
6. no
7. yes
8. no
9. yes
10. no

>sgsdfgkjwogtsdfsd
Yes, yes, no, yes, yes, yes, no, no, no, no.

Half truth

OP here:

I WASN'T ASKING YOU FAGGOTS, I'M TELLING YOU.

1. No
2. Yes
3. No
4. Yes
5. No
6. Apparently No
7. Know more than most.
8. No
9. No
10. No


3/10

Meh

1. Yes.
2. Yes.
3. Yes.
4. Yes.
5. No.
6. No.
7. I think I know more than most people I meet in the average day, and they generally agree.
8. No.
9. Awhile back.
10. No.

1. virgins (Nope)
2. atheists (Agnostic, so technically no)
3. democrats (I registered unaffiliated, but I did vote for Obama)
4. young (Yeah I suppose)
5. antisocial (On occasion)
6. unattractive (Dated enough girls to know I'm at least mildly attractive)
7. think you know everything, though you have little life experience or education (Not really, I'm not much for boasts)
8. all talk (See above)
9. friend zoned (Has happened a few times)
10. faggots (LOLOLOLOLOL YOU GOT ME)

>>3810066
>antisocial

That word really doesn't mean what you think it means.

Yes
Yes
Nope
Yes
Yes
Nope
Yes
Nope
Nope
Yes

PRETTY GOOD BRO

>>3810165
lol. This is /r9k/. Survey threads are like crack here. You done messed up op.

1. No
2. Agnostic
3. I don't bother with politics
4. Yes
5. Yes
6. unattractive
7. Haha, oh wow...
8. I talk? really? wow sir you truly are insightful
9. Truly i don't know or care, my female friends were in relationships before meeting them.
10. Bi curious

Shoo troll, shoo!

1. Y :'-(
2. Y/N
3. N
4. Y
5. N
6. Y/N
7. N
8. Y
9. N
10. N

1. yes
2. yes
3. yes
4. yes
5. yes
6. yes
7. no
8. no
9. yes
10. dunno

1. yeah
2. effectively, yeah
3. I don't want to decide, leave me alone
4. 20
5. nah, just being busy
6. unsure, probably not
7. I'm trying to get out of this mindset
8. I don't brag
9. inactive in the sense of relationships
10. closet-case

1. not a virgin
2. enthusiastic christian
3. vote on the candidate, not the party
4. 20
5. introverted
6. good-looking (according to others)
7. I know I'm ignorant, but I have a law degree and I'm finishing a masters this year
8. generally silent
9. no
10. not in the homosexual sense.

1. Sadly, yes
2. No, theist. Agnostic at the very least.
3. I'm not registered to a party, but I'm conservative-libertarian
4. 21
5. I'm not ANTIsocial, I'm just not very good at it.
6. I'm nothing special, but I can pull in a few unsolicited glances from girls.
7. I think I know a few things, but I'm very aware of how limited my knowledge is.
8. Not I, certainly!
9. I am Lord of the Friend Zone. It is my domain.
10. The only cock I have eyes for is my very own!

1. yes
2. no
3. no
4. yes
5. no
6. yes
7. yes
8. no
9. yes
10. not yet, bro.

none of the above.

I'm just a voyeur.

You got the young part right, faggot.

1. No.
2. No, agnostic.
3. Not amerifag.
4. Yes? 19
5. Nope, go out partying and hang out with friends frequently.
6. Not really, get approached by women quite often.
7. I don't know shit.
8. I guess, partially atleast.
9. Nope.
10. I'm not gay.

1. virgins - No; sexed 17 wimminz
2. atheists - No; Satanic
3. democrats - No; I am a Revolutionist
4. young - ??; 25, open to interpretation
5. antisocial - No; I party every week, many friends
6. unattractive - ??; see #1, open to interpretation
7. think you know everything, though you have little life experience or education - No; college, etc.
8. all talk - No; I back up everything I say IRL
9. friend zoned - No; GF for 3 years
10. faggots - No; see #1 & #9

YOUR THEORY IS PROVEN WRONG.

1. Nope
2. Nope
3. Independent
4. Yep
5. Very social
6. Not what I'm told...
7. Educated and experienced. So 'No'.
8. Sometimes.
9. Also sometimes.
10. Oh, you.

Bad list, brah. Try again next time, k?

Out of all of the above, I'm just a virgin by choice. I don't want to be a slut, but I'm not waiting for marriage and it's not a religious thing for me. I'd just rather fuck people I have feelings for... And I never was in love with or even liked my ex boyfriends. So yeh.

1. No
2. Yer
3. FUCK no
4. Yer
5. Nah
6. Not really, not to be narcissistic
7. Maybe a bit.
8. Nah.
9. Nope.
10. Nah.

1: no
2: kinda
3: im liberal and non-amerifag
4: yes
5: no
6: no
7: no
8: no
9: i hope not
10: totally

1. yes, because I fuck up relationships
2. Weak agnostic actually
3. Eat shit Amerifag
4. Yep
5. Ish, I interact with people just fine but I don't enjoy it
6. Not what I've been told
7. I hate the arrogant, and this would be arrogant of me
8. Actually I tend to have less confidence in my abilities than I'm told I should
9. Not really
10. Maybe a bit

1. No
2. No
3. No
4. Is 26 young?
5. I don't like people, but I go to social events to keep up appearances
6. Somewhat, my easy middle class life has fattened me up some.
7. Not really. Lots of experience and education, but I know my knowledge is limited.
8. No, I've been in plenty of fights
9. Worse, married
10. Well....there was this one time at camp....

1.Yes
2. No
3. Meh
4. Yes
5. I think the term is avoidant
6. I have no idea
7. No
8. No
9. lolnofriends
10.Yes

1. no
2. yes
3. very
4. yes
5. no
6. not really. see 1 and possibly 5
7. yeah
8. i can be
9. usually. but i don't like girls.
10. hell yeah

Virgin status: Negative, though it's been years, so I may as well be.
Atheist: Proud to be such.
Democrat: I guess. I don't really identify with any political party, but I lean to the left if that's what you mean.
Young: Compared to the rest of the chon, no. I'll be 24 this month. That depresses me.
Antisocial: Perhaps. I have a few good friends. I just think I don't like many people.
Unattractive: Well, maybe. You be the judge. I think I look unremarkable.
7: I'm uneducated, but far from stupid. I'm trying to go back to school, though. I just can't get teh munnies.
All talk: I'm generally a pretty modest guy, so not really.
Friend zoned: Yes. Always.
Faggot: I'm afraid not, sir. Women arouse me, though I despise them so. It's quite the conundrum.

You forgot 11. Misogynist.

1. Yes
2. No
3. No
4. Yes
5. Yes
6. Yes
7. No
8. No
9. No
10. No

1. Yes, but not for long
2. yes
3. yes
4. yes
5. no
6. no
7. no
8. no
9. no
10. I'd rather fuck a blender.

1. virgins ye
2. atheists naw
3. democrats naw
4. young ye
5. antisocial naw
6. unattractive naw
7. think you know everything, though you have little life experience or education naw
8. all talk ye
9. friend zoned naw
10. faggots ye

Yes
Yes
No
Yes
No
No
No
No
No
No

>>3810353
Based on your post, I'm gonna have to disagree about the faggot part.

And did you just camwhore yourself in a non-camwhore thread?

Faggot.

1. ya
2. ya, don't care actually
3. ya, whatever works, prefer anarko/commie stuff
4. ya, 18+
5. ya, more of "I suck socially" than anti
6. ya, can't look at my photos
7. ya, though I get sad with each new realisation
8. no, see 5, and I'm not an idiot
9. no, see 5 and 6
10. no, simply not interested

So I've come up with a list of traits you trolls share. You're:


1. virgins
2. atheists
3. democrats
4. young
5. antisocial
6. unattractive
7. think you know everything, though you have little life experience or education
8. all talk
9. friend zoned
10. faggots who get off to attention
11. Will same fag this thread to bump it for more attention.

>>3810389
Why, yes. Yes, I did. I'm so ashamed. ;_;

1. virgins - Yes
2. atheists - Yes
3. democrats - Yes
4. young - Yes
5. antisocial - Yes
6. unattractive - Probably
7. think you know everything, though you have little life experience or education - Sure
8. all talk - Yeah
9. friend zoned - No, as I don't know any girls
10. faggots - Regrettably not

1. virgins - no
2. atheists - yes
3. democrats - yes
4. young - yes
5. antisocial - no
6. unattractive - no
7. think you know everything, though you have little life experience or education - yes
8. all talk - no
9. friend zoned - no
10. faggots - only on Tuesdays.

1. Nope
2. Christfag here
3. Social liberal, fiscal conservative. A blue dog democrat i suppose.
4. 20, so yeah, I guess.
5. Nope
6. Nope
7. Kinda?
8. How does you mean?
9. Nope
10. Definitely no.

1. No
2. No
3. Yes
4. Yes
5. Yes
6. No
7. No
8. No
9. No
10. 90%

1. virgins - yes
2. atheists - no
3. democrats - no
4. young - yes
5. antisocial -yes
6. unattractive - yes
7. think you know everything, though you have little life experience or education - no
8. all talk - no
9. friend zoned - no
10. faggots - no

1. Yes
2. Yes
3. Libertarian
4. Yes
5. Half
6. No
7. No
8. Half
9. Half
10. Half (a.k.a. bisexual)

Yeah, what's the cutoff point for 'young'? Is there no middle age where you're not young anymore but you're not old yet?

1. virgins Y
2. atheists Y
3. democrats ?
4. young Y
5. antisocial Y
6. unattractive Y
7. think you know everything, though you have little life experience or education N
8. all talk N
9. friend zoned I WISH
10. faggots NO

Evidently some other robofag is like me.
1. virgins -yes
2. atheists - yes
3. democrats - yes
4. young - yes, 18
5. antisocial - try to be as social as possible
6. unattractive - yes
7. think you know everything, though you have little life experience or education - first part is false, 2nd part true. i'll say yes anyway
8. all talk - fuck yeah
9. friend zoned - no
10. faggots - there is some faggotry in all of us.

1. No.
2. No, agnostic
3. Not really, apathetic
4. yes
5. No, I'd rather be with people.
6. No, female. I could go outside and get laid right now/be in a relationship today if I wanted.
7. No to the knowing everything. I more ask questions than get on a soapbox. Yes to little life experience or education.
8. not really, I act like a faggot plenty too.
9. Female; does not apply.
10. bi

1. virgins - for now.
2. atheists - practicing Roman Catholic.
3. democrats - registered Republican.
4. young - yup. 19.
5. antisocial - nope.
6. unattractive - nope.
7. think you know everything, though you have little life experience or education - No, but at least I'm not a dumbass like most people my age.
8. all talk - no.
9. friend zoned - started dating a new girl in December.
10. faggots - see above.

2/10.

I fit none of these traits. But, also, I'm starting to get sick of /r9k/.

1. non-virgin
2. non-atheist, but only because I'm familiar with many interpretations of spirituality. I do not believe in an old man in the sky.
3. not a democrat, not a republican either though really.
4. 25 years old
5. Neither antisocial or hypersocial.
6. Reasonably normal looking
7. Obviously I don't know everything.
8. I have in the past taken action.
9. Haven't been friend-zoned since I was 15, and at that point I stopped being 'friends' with the slut.
10. generally heterosexual.

1. virgins n
2. atheists n
3. democrats sort of
4. young y
5. antisocial n
6. unattractive sort of
7. think you know everything, though you have little life experience or education yyyyyy
8. all talk n
9. friend zoned sort of
10. faggots y

>>3810830
>6. No, female. I could go outside and get laid right now/be in a relationship today if I wanted.

As part of my crusade of the week, I would like to remind this girl that begin able to go get fucked by a man is no big prize. I could go get fucked by a guy right now if I wanted, and I don't even have a vagina.

I may not know everything, but most people are fucking retards, you *cannot* dispute that. So in comparison, I'm pretty smart. Or at least I think I am, either way, it works in my favor.

I will listen to conversations in my class and silently correct or repute all the shit they say.

1. virgins - nope
2. atheists - yup
3. democrats - uhuh
4. young - 23
5. antisocial - lol, fuck no.
7. think you know everything, though you have little life experience or education - Not a chance.
8. all talk * nope
9. friend zoned - got a partner
10. faggots - who is a boy, so yeah (bifag)

>>3810395
Agreed. Anyone who fits these traits could gtfo please.

1. yes
2. yes
3. not really
4. yes
5. yes
6. yes
7. no I think I know very little
8. I dont talk very much
9. I wish I had gotten that far with a woman
10. I have no sex drive.

1. No, but only lost it a month ago and I'm 27, which is pretty pathetic
2. Yes
3. Yes
4. Uh... I'm not old! ;_;
5. Sort of... don't much care for social situations
6. No
7. No, not that arrogant
8. No
9. No
10. No, maybe a bit bi-curious

1. Yup
2. Agnostic.
3. lol, non party affiliation
4. 22
5. Not really
6. I think so.
7. Haha, no. I wish I had that kind of arrogant self confidence.
8. No.
9. Nope.
10. Really really gay, so yes.

1. virgins- Yes
2. atheists- Pretty Much
3. democrats- Nope
4. young- Yes
5. antisocial- Nope
6. unattractive- I consider myself quite attractive, it's all in the eye of the beholder
7. think you know everything, though you have little life experience or education- I just know alot
8. all talk- I can inflate shit sometimes
9. friend zoned- Not anymore
10. faggots- Only when other people are dicks

1. Yes
2. I dunno lol
3. I believe so
4. Yes
5. Yes...but I'm starting to become more social, so far I've got 2 best friends, and one of them is helping me get a life. Oh yeah, and get laid too.
6. I really think I am, but apparently others think not. Had one of my friends ask the girl I like if she liked me, she said yes, she even went on to say that she thinks I'm sexy. Did not expect that at all...
7. I don't think I know everything. In fact, I think I know next to nothing. That's why I'm always asking questions.
8. Used to be, now I've got a little confidence. This confidence is actually getting me places too, helping me get more friends (see #5)
9. Nope. I stayed far enough away from the people I'm sexually interested in for them not to friendzone me, and guess what, it's worked (see #6)
10. I'm bisexual, so if you want to call me a faggot, go ahead.

1.Yes
2. No
3. Mildly
4. Yes
5. Yes
6. No
7. No
8. No
9. No
10. I've been called worse.

1. no
2. no
3. no
4. yes
5. no
6. ??
7. ??
8. no
9. no
10. no

>>3810830
The friendzone applies to both genders, dumbass.

I've friendzoned a few girls in my time, so don't say it doesn't apply to your gender as well.

I figured out what traits all of /r9k/ shares.

1. Can't resist filling out a list of ten things about yourselves.
2. Can't resist filling out a list of ten things about yourselves.
3. Can't resist filling out a list of ten things about yourselves.
4. Can't resist filling out a list of ten things about yourselves.
5. Can't resist filling out a list of ten things about yourselves.
6. Can't resist filling out a list of ten things about yourselves.
7. Can't resist filling out a list of ten things about yourselves.
8. Can't resist filling out a list of ten things about yourselves.
9. Can't resist filling out a list of ten things about yourselves.]
10. Can't resist filling out a list of ten things about yourselves.

1. No.
2. Yes.
3. No.
4. Yes.
5. No.
6. No.
7. No.
8. No.
9. No.
10. No.

>>3811120

You only don't know that a lot is two words.

yes
no
no
yes
not so much anymore
not really, kinda, young, outa shape Jason Statham
I do know alot
no, mostly substance to back the talk up
Yeah, cannot lie
nope

>>3811135

I'm calling you a faggot not for number 10, but for 1-9.

1.Yes
2.Yes
3.Generally.
4.Of course.
5.More like asocial. Haven't had an actual conversation with anyone excluding family members for around 6 years.
6.Depends.
7.I don't claim to know anything.
8.Seldom talk.
9.No friends.
10. Yes.

>>3810066

1. virgins ==== Yes
2. atheists === Yes
3. democrats = Not american, hard leftist.
4. young ==== Yes
5. antisocial = No, not at all.
6. unattractive: Could well be, but have tons of friends so doubt it.
7. think you know everything, though you have little life experience or education = Have masses of education, know somethings on some subjects.
8. all talk === Maybe, though I do live what I talk, usually.
9. friend zoned== Nope. Very rarely find girls interesting.
10. faggots === Could well be.

>>3811159
1. Yes.
2. Yes.
3. Yes.
4. Yes.
5. Yes.
6. Yes.
7. Yes.
8. Yes.
9. Yes.
10. Yes.

One of the least accurate lists yet.

1. no
2. yes
3. yes
4. 22
5. yes
6. no
7. no
8. no
9. no
10. no

rolling

virgin get!!

1. Yes
2. No
3. No
4. Yes
5. No
6. No
7. No
8. No
9. Depends on whom you are referring it to
10. No

1. no
2. yes
3. yes
4. yes (21)
5. not really
6. hell no, i get way too many compliments to the point where im getting frustrated about it, if i'm so fucking hot, why don't i get more girls!!
7. kind of true, although i'm always asked for advice and help with practical stuff, so i'm not a complete
8. no
9. no (mostly i'm the one who friend zones girls, only ugly ones im not attracted to btw)
10. nope

1. No
2. i cant say, not an atheist, but not religious either
3. politics dont really concern me but if i had to choose then yes
4. 18
5. somewhat, i have friends and girl friend but dont really like to talk to people
6. lol funny i dont think so
7. i believe i am wise, so yeah pseudo intellectual
8. Id rather let my actions speak for themselves
9. got out of a friend zone actually
10. Nope

1. Yes
2. Yes
3. God No.
4. Yes.
5. Yes.
6. No, just average.
7. Yes.
8. Yes.
9. No.
10. No.

1. No
2. Yes
3. Canadian
4. Yes
5. No
6. No
7. I think I know everything, but have those qualities
8. Somewhat
9. Have a girlfriend
10. Proudly a faggot

This thread is fucking boring. Who the fuck do you think is going to read all these lists? Stop replying you attention whores. Op didn't even mean for you to.

1. yes
2. yes
3. I have opinions across the spectrum
4. yes
5. yes
6. no
7. I think I am wise for my age, but I don't know everything.
8. no
9. yes
10. no

1. No.
2. Sorry, christian.
3. No.
4. I'm still under thirty!
5. Not really.
6. Matter of opinion, I'm not ugly, I know that much, hot? Probably not.
7. The more I learn, the less I know. Just have a B.S so far.
8. I don't say anything over the internet I wouldn't in person.
9. I'm not single. :)
10. I'm a lesbian, so I might fit under that, but... I hate the term.

1. Yes, but I don't define my self by being virgin
2. No
3. No, I'm not an American
4. Yes
5. No
6. Averagefag here
7. No
8. No
9. No
10. Hahaha /b/ detected, good show.

>>3811305
Finally someone gets it.
Jesus, /r9k/ is easy mode trolling.

1. Yeah.
2. Yeah.
3. No.
4. Yes.
5. Fairly.
6. I think so, yeah.
7. I don't think I do.
8. I hope not.
9. And how.
10. No.

1.yes
2.yes
3.F-NO
4.yes
5.no
6.you decide
7.not so much
8.no
9.no, but just dumped
10.gay friend zone..wat?

See op, you've just made a little quiz for us.

>>3811305
Actually, I think everyone is just that bored. :)

>>3810066

Wood chips?

1. Yes.
2. No.
3. No.
4. No.
5. no.
6. yes.
7. no.
8. no.
9. yes.
10. No. Except for link. But then again, who isn't?

1. Yes
2. Somewhat
3. Somewhat
4. Yes
5. Yes
6. Somewhat
7. Somewhat
8. No (too antisocial)
9. No (too antisocial)
10. Yes

1. Yes
2. Yes
3. Yes
4. Relatively.
5. No
6. No.
7. No
8. No
9. No
10. Bi

1. No.
2. Yes.
3. Yes.
4. Is 18 young? If so, yes.
5. Yes.
6. No.
7. No.
8. Yes.
9. No. (I don't get that close in the first place...)
10. Half.

>>3810066
1. Yes
2. No
3. No
4. Yes
5. No
6. No
7. No, I know I have little experience
8. No.
9. No.

10. No

sameblox

1. No
2. Yes
3. No
4. No
5. No
6. No
7. No
8. No
9. No
10. No

1/10, not bad OP

1. yes
2. not really
3. i have leftist views but i hate the way the democratic party is led
4. not too much anymore
5. dont like talking
6. yep
7. probably
8. yep
9. dont have any friends
10. fuck it why not?

yes
no
yes
yes
no
no
no
no
no
no
....

4/10 is a failing grade. You fail at guessing. Congrats.

yes
no
no
yes
somewhat
no
no
what?
not in a looooong time
nope

Mostly-fail.

1. yea
2. no
3. no
4. i'm 20 so I guess
5. no
6. that is subjective, but i'm going to say no
7. very no
8. I am not even talk
9. fno
10. no!

1. Yes
2. Yes
3. No
4. Yes
5. Yes
6. Somewhat
7. No
8. No
9. Yes
10. Yes

Mootblockddbn

1. Yep
2. Ehh, Agnostic
3. Sure
4. You could say that
5. For the most part
6. I'm attractive to some people, I know that much
7. No
8. Sure
9. No
10. No

1. yes
2. yes
3. conservative party of canada
4. yes - 22
5. yes - although I love to hang out with people, I just do it very rarely
6. I've always been fat so yes
7. actually I think I know nothing even though I have a college degree and quite a bit of life experience
8. no talk
9. don't have any female friends
10. no

1. Hell no
2. I have faith (though it may waiver from time to time) in the Lord above
3. My voters registration card says otherwise
4. 20 years old, so yes
5. People don't bother me, although stupid ones do.
6. I have had many positive comments on my looks
7. I know I have much to learn
8. Nope
9. Nope
10. This one is relative.

>>3812122
>yes
>yes
>yes
>4/10

well somebody fails at something, thats for sure

1. virgins - No
2. atheists - No
3. democrats - No
4. young - Yes
5. antisocial - No
6. unattractive - No
7. think you know everything, though you have little life experience or education - Yes
8. all talk - No
9. friend zoned - No
10. faggots - No

>atheist
>young
>antisocial

Go figure, I'm more of a /v/ and /fit/ guy.

No
Yes
No
Yes
No
Subjective, but most people say no
No
IDK
Haha, no
Yes

1. no
2. yes
3. sometimes
4. not really
5. not always
6. I think so
7. yes, but no
8. probably
9. no
10. no

I'm not 1,2,6,8,9 or 10

fuck yes

1. Yeah
2. Yeah
3. Not an American, but, I suppose?
4. Yes
5. Yes
6. Not really... oh fuck you, fine.
7. I have little education or lift experience but don't think I know anything
8. hahaha, what?
9. No
10. Sure, why not

I had fun. thanks.

Yes on everything except unattractive friend zoned and gay

1. you betcha.
2. yeah, and what free-thinking individual isn't?
3. kinda hard not to be, when i came into the world of politics with shrub in office.
4. 21, so young, but not too young.
5. you have that definition wrong. or i have too much faith in the /r9k/ userbase. in any event, i am not anti-social, i am simply social phobic.
6. from what i can tell, yes. but i am getting thinner, and that damn acne is going away, so maybe there's hope for me yet.
7. not quite. i think i know more than your average person, and several iq tests can't be wrong, but i do nothing with my intelligence. so in a way, i am stupid.
8. what does that even mean?
9. haha, no, i have no friends. suck on that, OP.
10. no.

1. Uncheck
2. check
3. check
4. check
5. check
6. uncheck
7. yeah sometimes. I'm a pretentious little shit.
8. check
9. a couple of times
10. I'm bisexual

1. Yes, but by choice since I haven't found anybody worthy of me yet. Seriously.
2. Yes
3. No
4. Yes
5. Kinda
6. Hell No
7. Kinda
8. Nope
9. Not on your life
10. Bi, but close enough

1. Yes
2. Yes
3. Socialist
4. Yes
5. Asocial, you cocksuck
6. Yes
7. I think I know a bit, but am very open to being flat wrong
8. Err?
9. Nobody to be zoned with
10. Yup

1. virgins
yes, i think

2. atheists
yes

3. democrats
no

4. young
19, yes

5. antisocial
if by 'antisocial' you mean 'socially retarded and incapable of basic communication', yes

6. unattractive
no

7. think you know everything, though you have little life experience or education
i know more than you and that's good enough for me
even though i have little life experience

8. all talk
yes

9. friend zoned
no, AND I'M STILL A VIRGIN, YEAHHH

10. faggots
no

>>3812379
I can already tell I fucking hate you

1. true
2. true
3. false
4. true
5. true
6. false
7. false
8. false
9. false
10. false

>>3812434
Someone read my post!
Why thank you sir.

yes
no
I hate political parties period.
yes
kind of
mostly
sometimes
no
no
no

1. virgins
Nope.

2. atheists
No.

3. democrats
I don't believe in politics.

4. young
No.

5. antisocial
Yes.

6. unattractive
I'm a little above average. Maybe a 6.5/7...

7. think you know everything, though you have little life experience or education
Yes.

8. all talk
No.

9. friend zoned
I have no friends, so this doesn't apply.

10. faggots
I'm not adverse to a cock up my ass, but I'm not a prancing flamer.

Nope
Yep
Not really
Define young, 22 is?....
No
Have a GF so i don't really care/know
No
No
Nope
No

>>3812518
Politics exists regardless of whether or not you believe in it. To deny its existence is an act of sheer ignorance.
Holy fuck, you're a goddamn jesus.

No
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
No
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes

>1. virgins
Nope. Involved in a pretty hot and heavy relationship for 3 years which ended not so well. Even though it was just one girl, I've had sex more times then I was able to keep track of.

>2. atheists
I consider myself a non practicing Roman Catholic. I am definitely a theist.

>3. democrats
I consider myself a moderate. I have a mix of liberal and conservative ideas. If you had to call me something, call me a socialist libertarian.

>4. young
I'm 23, so I'm not sure if that's young enough for you.

>5. antisocial
I'm as friendly and polite as they get, but I don't go out looking for friends.

>6. unattractive
I think I'm good looking.

>7. think you know everything, though you have little life experience or education
No man or woman knows everything.

>8. all talk
Meh, probably true. I give out a lot of advice, but I could probably stand to take some of it myself.

>9. friend zoned
Anyone who has platonic relations with a potential lover would qualify as this.

>10. faggots
NO U

So, all in all, 6 no, 2 yes, 2 maybe/somewhat.

Yes
No
No, I like to think of myself as either a centrist or a i-dont-give-a-fuck
Yes
No
No
Yes
Yes
Yes
No

Well I think you got half right there bro

>>3812582

I don't deny the existence of politics. I just choose not to spend time worrying about something that I have no direct control over.

Misleading choice of words on my part.

Thanks for pointing that out, douchebro.

1. virgins
no
2. atheists
yes
3. democrats
no
4. young
no
5. antisocial
yes
6. unattractive
no
7. think you know everything, though you have little life experience or education
half and half
8. all talk
yes
9. friend zoned
no
10. faggots
in the 4chan sense? yes. in the fat cocks pushing my asshole inside out sense? no.

>>3810066
no
yes
yes
27 still considered young?
maybe
maybe
yes
yes
most of the time
oh yeah

1) Yes :(
2) Yes
3) Sort of. of the 2 major parties I support the democrats more.
4) 19. I would conciser that young.
5) Yes
6) No
7) No. I know enough to know that I know relatively nothing.
8) eh
9) Sort of, I think it's more I'm to much of a pussy to ask her out than that.
10) yes

1. virgins - check
2. atheists - check
3. democrats - nope
4. young - check
5. antisocial - no
6. unattractive - check
7. think you know everything, though you have little life experience or education - no, I pretty much assume myself to be wrong on everything
8. all talk - when talking about?
9. friend zoned - not currently
10. faggots - lol, k

Yes
Yes
No(assuming you mean the US party, yes if you mean the literal adjective)
Yes
No
Mediocre
Yes(though I am fantastically well-educated, but you're right that I'm short on direct experience)
Depends on the context
Most of the time, yes
Only by the 4chan definition(i.e., I'm a human)

1. Yes
2. No
3. Not really
4. Yes
5. Not at all
6. Hopefully not, beauty is in the eye of the beholder ;_;
7. No, I avoid that myself
8. What? Well... a little.
9. A tad, but I never tried.
10. No

1. yes
2. yes
3. no
4. yes
5. yes
6. yes
7. no
8. yes
9. yes
10. no

1. nope
2. nope
3. nope
4. nope
5. 50%
6. yes
7. nope
8. nope
9. constantly
10. nope

in after most post, few read.
1. virgins: no,married.
2. atheists:agnostic
3. democrats:yes
4. young:early 20s
5. antisocial:yes
6. unattractive:yes
7. think you know everything, though you have little life experience or education:no.quite aware that I know nothing,despite degrees etc.
8. all talk:no. I try not to talk.
9. friend zoned:never.
10. faggots:no.

This is the best troll thread alive on 4chan.

1. virgins- mhmm
2. atheists- nihilist
3. democrats- yarp
4. young-mhmmm
5. antisocial- very
6. unattractive- yes
7. think you know everything, though you have little life experience or education- exactly
8. all talk- nope, too much of a pussy to even talk shit
9. friend zoned- always
10. faggots- probably

1. virgins - no
2. atheists - agnostic
3. democrats - green
4. young - 26
5. antisocial - a little shy, but less so with every passing day
6. unattractive - handsome, muscular, and articulate, but also overweight. call it a draw.
7. think you know everything, though you have little life experience or education - don't think i know everything, but i did go to stanford
8. all talk - meh. not sure what to say to this one.
9. friend zoned - no, thank god
10. faggots - bi

1. No (married)
2. Yes
3. Yes
4. No (39)
5. Yes
6. Yes
7. No (Lots of life experience, deeply aware of my ignorance)
8. No
9. No (Again, married)
10. No (Well, matter of opinion, I suppose)