Incest. That's pretty much it.

Really? Cause girls that drive trucks piss me off.

I want to slap them in their cunt.

When a woman eats spaghetti really sexy like.

>>3810905
what an odd necro bump

girls who like star wars, gets me hot.

fartin' girls. so hot. so hot. !

Girls wearing light sweaters with sleeves that cover half their palm. Actually, any article of clothing that does that is hot as hell. Fuck, I'm getting steamy just thinking about it.

I can see where OP is coming from. Something about a girl able to wrangle a large piece of machinery is sort of provocative.

Umm...don't really know what I can add to this. Bit of a glasses fetish, but that's not much

fit asian girls with black rimmed glasses.

When a girl who usually has her hair a certain way changes it up for whatever reason.

Tights and stockings.

>>3810989
Same fucking thing here.

Holy shit, it's fucking unbelievable how hard is fucking is to get porn, or even just regular pics, incorporating that.

Sweatpants and baggy sweaters (not to say that I don't like revealing clothing as well). There's something about girls being comfortable that is really hot.

Open jacket with no shirt on underneath.

>>3811029
By the same token, girls in pajamas or a man's much-too-big-for-them loungewear.

>>3811018
>>3810989

Holy crap, that is unbelievably hot. I like ladies like this, as well.

I also like girls that wear their hair down and actually like to smile. Smiling girls, ftw.

>>3811063
>I also like girls that wear their hair down and actually like to smile.
>Smiling girls, ftw.

THIS. THIS. THIS.

>>3811076

Only if their teeth are good.

Fucked up teeth are a huge turn-off, as in smoking, but only sometimes (the smoking part).

Another turn-on is a funny girl. Also, girls that dress in not slutty ways, but that depends as well. I mean, I have a penis, it wants what it wants.

Girls with distraught faces but a personality that says otherwise.

Girls who bite their thumbs or just put the tip in near the teeth.
Also glasses.

Girls who can beat me in Pokemon.

nosebleeds, yep....

smooth armpits, collarbones

boyish looking girls

>>3811118
But not if they are really cheap.


Fucking Platinum Scizor

>>3811029
Shit man, you wouldn't happen to be me?

Also, the smiling thing.

Baritone voices on lanky dudes.

Glasses.

Fishnets and stockings.

Occupation suits, like nurses.

Wet shirts.

That "over the wrist shirt" things.

Leg warmers (and hand).

Mascara smudged, crying, maybe whoreish look.

Any woman who doesn't look like shit and isn't a bitch.

yep

Porn where the girls are still mostly clothed. I don't know why, but complete nakedness does not turn me on as much as partial nudity.

>>3811150
>smooth armpits

I always found this really hot for some reason.

I fooled around with a girl that drove a truck. Shit was pretty cash.

Color-coordinated girls. Girls with matching hair piece and top.

For some reason long sleeved shirts w/ horizontal stripes is something that makes me uncontrollably attracted to a girl.....

>>3810989
Thats a plus too.

>>3810989

This thread makes me remember why i hate the porn industry. It's so fucking generic and boring.

Don't hang me for this one:

Girls who can make a gap look fucking cute.

>>3811165
That reminds me, I really like when girls have a sort of smoky, husky voice.

Either that or a really clear, sweet voice.

One intelligent and stubborn enough to argue with me on bullshit subjects, but not be a faggot about it.

Workshirts with the sleeves rolled up past the elbow and the hem not tucked in.

No underwear.
Pic related.

Pretending i'm a pokemon, being violated by my trainer.

>>3811277
ARCANINE HELPING HAND

cute girls in clothes that are too big

gvhjgcxdcfgv

latex gloves

Kind of specific, but girls wearing shirts with raglan sleeves. Like a baseball jersey, only with the sleeves long BUT not tight!

Scars, wounds, minor deformities.

The most common tends to be acne, which I dig for some reason. I'm zooming out of that age range real fast, though.

Flannel, the ones that sit on the waist.

>>3811150
>boyish looking girls
I'm going to have to call you out on this.

centaurs

>>3811316
I'm gonna agree with the scar one.
Fuck yeah, damaged goods.

>>3811316
What about third nipples?

Dark framed glasses, unkempt(BUT CLEAN) hair, those fucking sweat pants made out of the thinnest cloth known to man, on a girl with a nice ass, black hoodies with some sort of turquoise/teal shirt underneath, for whatever reason that color combo does it for me

>>3811299
OP here, the more obscure the better :D

girls who have a voice similar to the voice actress that did tommy pickles and buttercup (PPG)

SO CUTE.

OP has girlpenisenvy envy?

things I like.

guys covered in freckles.

really long thick pin straight hair.

rough manly hands and toes with a bit of knuckle hair on them.

>>3811372
Tommy Pickles?
That's a massive boner killer...

Men who use verbose and colourful language.

Driving in a truck with a girl turns me on as well, because for some reason, deep inside my head, I feel as though the bench seat is where everyone has sex at some point.

Me, on the other hand, am always disappointed. (with my girlfriend being gay, inb4enjoyurhand)

Girls who are constipated and it streches their ass when the shit comes out.
More recently insanely cutesy asian girls.
Enemas, stuffing, male to female transformation.
Loner/antisocial/girls with no friends, I would want my girlfriend to be an extension of me. I think I'm really codependent.
Intellectual and/or adventurous, spontaneous girls.
Ones who have no trace of valley girl speech.
Personality is on par or more important to me than looks are.

>>3811433
Half of all girls who drive pickups are lesbians. It's a fact I just made up.

girls wearing short trackie shorts when running :)

omg theres this one girl in my class. her body language is soooo fucking hot. its like all timid, I dont know how to explain it. when she looks at me i fucking want to destroy her. goddamn shes hot. i think shes a mexican though.

>>3811335

That whole angle does bother me a little, but shit I can do about it.

>>3811342

That'd be cool. What pisses me off, though, is that girls will claim to have them and then once I get 'em to show me, they end up being tiny red dots.

I mean, I don't know if I'm expecting too much here, but when I hear "third nipple" I'm expecting an honest to god half or full nipple right next to the real one, not some almost unnoticeable red dot that could just as well be a bug bite. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

I always had a harder time hooking up with chicks when I was REALLY young.

From 13-16 I didn't get fuck all. Which is what I blame my attraction of 15 year olds on.

>>3811497
Yeah, they're not real third nipples unless they have a raised bit in the centre.

My friend just appeared on webcam complaining she looked like a housewife. Wearing what looked liked night top + shorts, glasses and something like a hair bun... I'd have to say this.

>>3808383

Fucking THIS.

Some cunt back in high school... argh her parents bought her this huge truck totally blinged out, lifted, huge sound system, the works.

Everytime she rolled in the parket lot with shitty music blaring from her truck that she couldn't park I wanted to cunt-punt her.

She dated by best friend too... Bitch.

>>3811577

So MILFs, then?

So, fetish thread?

I like when a girl burps. For some reason.

>>3811618

No not at all, there's something about a girl my age dressing like this.

I don't exactly know a lot about women's clothes so I don't know what the name for it is, but y'know one of those tight little dress-like things that go to about the hips or upper thighs? The kind you wear a shirt under? Yeah, well one of those with a white long-sleeved shirt (where the sleeves come halfway over the palms if you like) with a fair sized collar. And then either tight jeans or those leggings underneath.

I guess I might as well be really thorough and also say dark, short hair and those glasses that are kind of rectangular and have the thick stems...you know the ones I mean? You see them a lot these days.

I wish I could describe that outfit better, but like I say, I don't really having a working knowledge of women's apparel. I swear I've seen a girl wearing just this and it looked really nice.

so flat chests

delicious armpit

Girls wearing a tie, shirt and vest. (not gay)
Girls that are a little hairy (very gay)

>>3812063
How hairy are we talking about?

(btw extra question to anons, how hairy is OK?)

anyone said back dimples yet? oh god back dimples are hawt.