00.00-23.59 - PLAYIN DAT HIP HOP NIGGA

Your graph fails because women don't do any work.

>>3747974
You must mean any useful work, since giving birth to an useless piece of shit such as yourself did demand some work from your mother.

Wake up at 7:00PM
One cigarette.
Shower, dress, makeup.
Make dinner for the house which is actually my breakfast.
Eat.
Retreat to the internetbox for hours.
Clean up dinner pots and pans.
Run dishwasher.
Watching movies/television shows.
More internet.
Eat lunch.
Read a book for about an hour. Currently on War and Peace.
Now it's daylight:
Exercise for an hour.
Visit with friends.
Take dog to the park.
Call my mom.
Wash face, go to bed, usually around 11:00AM.

I'm unfortunately a neet so I have a lot of time to absolutely waste. I've been on this really fucked up sleeping schedule for over a year now.

>>3748000
Ignore it. There are a couple of sexist retard who haven't gotten laid yet that come on /r9k/ in morning.

I am a woman and my daily schedule is nothing like that

>>3748018
Retards*

I'm not going to told I'm the idiot by a fucking druggie. Go to 420chan, and maybe you can discuss how women are productive members of society over some tea and acid there.

>>3748029
pictures of this "dancing to nirvana naked".

>>3748033
Aw. You mad?

Sounds like you're mad.

>>3748033
>druqs
>druggie
Do you know what letters are?

Wake Up
Browse internet
Go to job interviews
Browse internet
Get a phone call rejection from the interview
Browse 4chan for porn
Sleep

Breakdown by time spent on each activity:

Classes - 3 hours
Working - 2 hours
Eating - 1 hour
TV - 30 mins
Reading articles online - 1 hour 30 mins
4chan - 5 hours

TBH, the average girl's day is probably more productive than mine.

>>3748051
Oh, that's cute, dropping your trip to defend yourself! Do you know how cool it izz when I switch S for a Z, it makes my wordz look balla azz!!!
>>3748045
Yes, I so mad. You English? Because sounds like you not English.

Wake up
Shower
Drive to work
Calibrate reference instruments
Browse /r9k/ while I work
Leave work
Go see girlfriend
Go home
sleep

Repeat.

Wake up, drag myself out of bed, catch up on the 3 or 4 internet forums I visit.

Go to the kitchen, cook something random for breakfast, take it with vitamins.

Spend the next 14 hours trolling r9k, posting on a few forums and watching old TV series'. Eat again around 8 or 9pm.

If I have the energy I'll try fit in a quick walk around the block or do a bit of exercising in the house.

Go to sleep and repeat the process the next day.

Fuck I hate my life.

Typical day for a TYPICAL woman, maybe. Fucking idiots around here don't even know how to correctly label a graph. Gb2 Intro to Stats, retards.

>>3748041
I can't dance at all, that is reason #2 why I do it in the privacy of my room.
You wouldn't like what you see, trust me.

>>3748083
Keep raging, tough guy. And for the record, I don't drop my trip for any reason.

But really, I could care less what you think. I'm just happy to make you mad.

>>3748093
No, it's a typical day for this one particular woman, that's why it says "typical day for a woman". It just doesn't say who. Obviously this was made anonymously.
Poor woman looks like she has a pretty shallow existence.

>>3748093
I don't see any graphs in this thread, bro.

>>3748065
You sleep for 11 hours?!

>>3748095
"Dancing" isn't a sport. It's subjective entirely. No one can/can't dance. It may look weird, but it's how your body perceives the music. Don't feel too bad about it.

>>3748109
No I sleep for about 7 or 8. The discrepancy is for random stuff that I don't do every day. Read books, do assignments, study, etc.

>>3748108
Oh okay, pie CHART you fucking moron. Oh I bet you feel so cooooool. They shouldn't let high schoolers get passes to use the high school computers anymore.

Enjoy my pie graph.

>>3748118
"Drawing" isn't a sport either but I can't draw.
Things don't have to be sports for you to be able to suck at them.

Wake up 8.30am
Fap
Out of bed 10.30am
On 4chan by 11.30am
Lunch around 2pm
Back on 4chan
Visit Pornhub etc
Fap
Dinner 6pm
Back on 4chan 6.30pm
Bed at midnight
Fap
Sleep

x 365

Wake up at different times from 6am to 1pm, if a day off uni then maybe 4pm at latest.
Then, either sleep, study and go out one day out of 2 if it's a weekend, or if it's a weekday go to uni attend lectures and tutes get to bed at ridiculously late hour, tired from studying, sleep 4 hours, DEPRESSED INSOMNIA ETC ETC
SUICIDE SOON THEN GOODBYE

- Wake up around 3 pm.
- Take a shower, put on clothes, do various hygiene things.
- Sit in front of computer for 15 minutes and figure out what needs to be done for the day. Write it down.
- Watch a bit of tv, eat some breakfast.
- Do everything that needs to be done for the day. This usually means picking up groceries, making appointments, or occasionally going to the gym.
- Call up friend, hang out and smoke cigarettes.
- Work on homework from 9 pm to 3 am, intermittently taking breaks to vegetate.
- Drink a shot of nyquil and get to sleep around 4 am.

I go to class sometimes, but I have yet to learn anything from attending lectures and mostly learn shit by teaching myself the material and slowly working through the problems.

I LOVE THESE THREADS

EVERYBODY POST NOBODY READ

YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

>>3748135
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>>3748135
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>>3748135
i swear to god this is me on a sunday
down to the last detail

>>3748152
and sage doesn't work as long as somebody else posts in it.

Pepperidge farm remembers.

>>3748152
Actually, it looks like there has been many reading of other's comments ITT.

I have read and enjoyed every single comment in this thread. Great job everyone!

>>3748176

Yeah, because the thread has 50- posts. Embrace the 400+ garbage!

>>3748203
Oh hey, you must be new to r9k. We have three threads like this one EVERYDAY.

Its really nothing new, but you contribute and so do I.

wake up
eat the most sugar coated cereal available
get dressed
cycle to college
rage at the wapanese faggots printing anime pictures off the art printers
do pretty much nothing till lunchtime
sandwiches!
get some actual work done
start getting bored
admire hot girl in class
hot girl notices
nothing happens
go home
play some videogames/browse 4chan
dinner
catch up on sketchbook work
bit more videogames
sleep

-Wake up
-get out of bed
-drag a comb across my head

Sleep
Library to do homework
Class
Library to do homework
Library to do homework
Library to do homework
Library to do homework
Class
Food
Library to do homework
Library to do homework
Class
Library to do homework
Sleep

Fuck the ivy league

>>3748215

I'm not sure that you understand what I'm saying.

The thread has less than 50 posts currently, so people is still reading. But when it reaches 400+ posts (which it will) nobody reads, and everyone keeps posting for no reason.

I'm between projects right now (I'm a cnsultant), so:

Wake up around 7 or 8am by the sounds of my wife getting ready for work.
Make some cappuccino an toast, kiss my wife goodbye
Get annoyed by the dog asking to go out
Take dog out
Read emails, check Twitter posts from the night before, check 4chan
Lurk the Internet until lunch hour
Eat shit from the fridge or order something. Sometimes I go out to eat mostly out of boredom.
Back to the Internet. Maybe some fapping, or some online Wipeout HD action on the PS3.
Wife comes home about 8pm. Talk about her day, shower together, watch some TV (usually series)
Go to bed around 11pm

>>3748255
Sir Paul, what are you doing on 4chan?

>>3748266
I agree with you, but this thread is just like a myspace survey. You don't really bother reading them once you've seen it 30 other times already. Its just something to kill time (as if posting on 4chan is a timekiller) waiting for, i don't know, a good thread to show up?

Typical weekday:

Wake up at 7
Eat breakfast etc
Cycle to university
Study from 8-10
Attend lecture/tutorial
Lunch
Attend Lecture
Study from 3-4
See girlfriend
Cycle home
Browse the interwebz
Watch tv from 6-7
Make dinner
8-11 Browse 4chan, play CS:S, TW:Empire
11-12 Study
12-1 or 2 read in bed

FUCK OFF UNI